《jintongshenjianshi》shiyibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,youzuojiawoshididichuangzuo。gushiweiraozhejiangfanchenshurouzhankai,jieshilejiangfanchenshuroudemaoxianyuchengzhang。zheibuxiaoshuojianjujincoudeqingjieheshenduderenwusuzao,weiduzhedailaileyichangshijueshengyanhexinlinglvcheng。zhongnianguifuyangdabandetangjiahui,sixiaofeixiaodikanzhechenshurou,lengchaorefengdao。chenshuroubuganshiruodizhenfengxiangdui,“zenmeshuo,woyehuaqibaiwanduguo,dukuale,……。
“bushi,woconglianggezhanqutiaode。”
jiangfanweiweiyaotou,rushiqieyouxiangxidihuidao:“yigezhanquyoushiduokuaizheiyangdeyuanshi,wozhitiaoleliangkuai,lingyigezhanquyouershiduokuaizheiyangdeyuanshi,wotiaolesankuai,zonggongwukuai,ganghaogoushu。”
“helianguoduanyouqubiema?”
chenshurouhenxiangqiaokaijiangfandenaodaikankan,limiandouzhuangdedoushixieshenme。
younizheiyangtiaoyuanshidema?
jibiannibudongdushi,huluantiao,pengyunqi,yebunengzaiyilianggezhanqulilianzhetiaoliangkuai,shenzhisankuaia。
不懂概率学吗?
jiangfanheiheixiaodao:“woxianglianguoduande,keshiyuanshishuliangtaiduo,womeineimeduoqian,heihei。”
“gun,yihoubieshuorenshiwo。”
chenshurouyifubeijiangfandabaideyangzi,henbunengyijiaojiangtatichutaiyangxi。
“yo,chendalaoban,youhuanxinnanrenle,xiaomoyangzhangdehaitingjun,xiaoshuaige,gaosujiejie,chendalaobanmeiyuefuniduoshaogongzia?”
tangjiahuihenbushiqudegenguolai,yinyangguaiqididiaokandao。
jiangfankanxiangtangjiahui,henshirenzhendexianglexiang,huidao:“meiyuesiqiandaowuqianbudeng,nabudaoticheng,zhinengnasiqiankuaidedixin。”
“zeze,chendalaoban,niyetaixiaoqileba,zheimeshuaidexiaoshuaige,nijuranmeigeyuezhijineimediangongzi。”
tangjiahuijiqikuazhangdezezedao:“haiyouyiqiankuaideticheng,shibushixiaoshuaigezaichuangshangbiaoxiandehao,nijiujiticheng,biaoxianbuhao,jiubujini?hehe!”
chenshuroulianseyinchendihendengyiyantangjiahui,jieryouzebeidekanxiangjiangfan。
理这个疯女人干吗?
自降身份!
“xiaoshuaige,shiqinzemuerqi,nikaolvyixia,likaichendalaoban,yihougenzhejiejiewoba,jiejiemeigeyuefuniyiwankuaigongzi,chuangshangbiaoxianhaodehua,zaijinijiawuqiankuaijiangjinruhe?”
tangjiahuiniubaizhelvexianyongzhongdeshenti,kaojinjiangfan,haishenshoumoxiangtadelian。
tameiyoujingjishilibaoyangjiangfan,queguyiyongxingdongheyanyuexinchenshurou。
jiangfanlianmanghoutuishanduo,youlianmangpengfuwanyao,ganoujixia,“e,pangayi,qiuqiunile,bieexinwolehaoma?bieshuonijiyiwan,jiushinijiwoyibaiwan,yiqianwan,yiyideyuexin,woyemeineibenshizhuana,yijianniba,wodeweilijiukaishifanjiangdaohai。”
“你,**!”
tangjiahuiqidehunshenzhandou,henbudepuqusilejiangfanneizhangzui。
marenbudaizangzidepozui!
chenshuroudaganjieqi,shuqilianggendamuzhi,“jinidianshuangzan!”
qiazaizheishi,yourendashenghandao:“linchengdelulaobanzaijieshi,yidaojianlv,dazhanga!”
tangjiahuiwenyan,zaiyegubushangjiangfanhechenshurou,jisuxiangjieshiqupaoqu。
“paodebituzihaikuai,kanyangzishigeshizudedutu。”
jiangfankanyiyantangjiahuidebeiying,qingshengdiaokan。
jier,tamanxinhaoqidiwenchenshurou,“nihetayouchou?”
chenshuroubuxiedilengxiaodao:“jiupingta,haibupei。”
jiangfanjiweirenkedidalidiantou,“queshi,woyejuedetabupei,talianjinitixiedoubupei。”
俩人相视会心一笑。
suiji,jiangfanyuanyuankandaozhangtao、kezhenghaodengrenhaizaizhanqutiaoxuanfeicuiyuanshi,kanyangziyishibanhuitiaobuqiwukuai,biantiyiqukanjieshi。
chenshurouziranmeiyouyiyi,qinnidewanzhejiangfandegebo,laidaojieshiqu。
“zhangle,youzhangle,lulaoban,woyuanchusanbaiwan,mainidazhangdezheikuailiaozi。”
“laosong,sanbaiwan,niyehaoyisibaochulai,lulaoban,wochuwubaiwan。”
“doubiehewozheng,wochuqibaiwan。”
“……”
yixieyushishangrenfenfenjiaojia、jiajia。
jiangfanyuanyuandekanrenao,danxiaozhediaokandao:“tingfengkuangde!”
“zheizhishikaishi,ruoshilulaobanneikuailiaozi,wanquanjiechulai,yirandazhangdehua,tamenhaiyaofengkuang,zhishaohuibaodaohaojiqianwandegaojia。”
chenshuroujianduobuguai,danranxiaodao。
jiangfanrenkedeweiweidiantou,xinshuo:deng908haoyuanshijiechulai,tamenkendinghuifafeng。
lulaobanmanlianchunfengdeyidexiaorong,xiangsizhougonggongshou,langshengdao:“duoxiegeweilaobanmendezhichi,xiaodibucai,jiezhezhuweidecaiyun,jineryunqidahao,duzhanglekuai。”
qianxudehuashuowan,tayiqifengfadidashengxiaodao:“chenzhezheigedahaodeshitou,wojuedingbafeicuijiechulai,jieshigeweilaobanzaichujia,jingjiabuchi。”
shuoba,tawushiyushishangrenmenjixuxuannaojiaojia、jiajia,yijiquantajianhaojiushou。
jieshijizaijieshishifudecaozuoxia,kakacaca、shashazuoxiang。
ershiduozhongguohou,jieshijizhongyutingxiayunzhuan。
lulaobanlianmangnazheshuiguancoushangqianqu,chongxiyuanshideqiegemian,kuangxidedahan,“zhangle,youzhangle,dazhanga!”
jidaduoshurendouxianglulaoban,touquxianmujiduhendeyanguang。
“shuroujie,tajiechulaizheikuaifeicuinengzhiduoshaoqian?”
jiangfandingzhelulaobanshoushangdedakuaifeicui,qingshengwendao。
chenshurouweiweipimei,dingzheneikuaidafeicuikanlehaoyihui,caihuidao:“woduiyushifeicui,meiduoshaoyanjiu,gujiayebuzaixing,buguo,wokanzheikuaifeicuidezhongshuiyinggaibushihenhao,yuanyuankanshangquxiangshifurongzhong,shuyuzhonggaodangdefeicui,jiagebuhuitaidi,neimedayikuai,shaoshuoyenenggouzhigeyiqianwanzuoyouba。”
henkuaiyouyushishangrenbaojia,yiqianwan!
congerzhengshi,chenshuroumeikancuozhongshui,gujiayegudehenzhun。
zuizhong,lulaobanduzhangdezheikuaiyouqingzhongfeicui,yiyiqianliangbaiwanchengjiao,maijilinshideyiweiyushishangren。
“liuwankuaimaidequanduliaozi,duzhanghouyiqianliangbaiwanmaichuqu,erbaibeidelirun,dazhangtezhanga!”
youweizhiqingdeyushishangren,jiweixianmudidao。
“shuroujie,ruguobigangganglulaobanduzhangdeneikuaizhongshuigenghao,gengdakuai,dayuenengzhiduoshaoqian?”
xiangdao908haofeicuiyuanshi,jiangfannanyiyizhixinzhongjidonghexingfen,wendao。
“jutiyaokanshenmezhongshui,danbifurongzhonghaodezhongshuihaiyouhenduozhong,liru:bolizhong、bingzhong、douzhongdengdeng,feicuichulekanzhongshui,haikanyanse,yurouduoshao,suoyihennanannishuodegujia,dekanjutishiwu。”
chenshurouxiangxidijieshidao。
“jiangfan,nitemeduodaozheililaile,haibenshaoyezhaonibantian,banimaidewukuailajinachulai,ni**haizhenshiyouzhonga,huajiuqianliumaiwukuailajilaiyinggaibenshaoyededuyue,zhenyiweibenshaoyeqianduorenshama?”
zhangtaolaidaojieshiqu,yijianjiangfanjiuqibudayichulai,nuqichongchonghemazhe,kuaibuzoulai。
tadeshenhou,genzhehexiaofang、haishuyijikezhenghaodengren。
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