zuijuqianlijiazuo《juexingmonixitong，wochenglenvzunshijiezuizunguidenanren》，ganjinyuedubuyaocuoguohaowen！xiaoshuozhurengongyousuquansuxueyan，yeshishilizuozhechigeluobujingxinbianxiewanchengde。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqijingcaidejuqingheshengdongderenwuxingxiang，huodeleguangdaduzhedexiaiyutuichong。suiji，takaishiguanchaxixirangrangderenqun，zaimosuochuyitiaozuikuansongdetongdaohou，baozheshuganhuaxiaqu，zhaozhunfangxiangwanglimianji。zheifushentiliqisuiranbu……
大乾王朝
帝都，苏府。
zhuangyandaqidefumendahongdenglonggaogaogua，yuanzilidaochudoushizhangdengjiecai，xiarenmenmangqianmanghou，jiexizheyitiaohongyaodai，yifuxiqiyangyangdechangjing。
内眷后宅之中。
“卧槽！”
yidaojingtiandongdidedajiaoxiangqi，shaonianshengyinqingcuiyueer，youzidaiyigulingrentingqilaihenshufudeqingleng，dantuchulaidezi，queduoshaoyoudiancubibukan。
zhuangshidianya，chuangmingjijingdewunei，yigexiaoshoudeshenyingliyutongjingqian，shuangshouhuajidepazaiqiangshang，zhenggeliandandoutiezaijingmianshang。
“zheigedameinvshisheia？”
zixikanguoqu，jingzhongdeshaonianyuemoerbanianhua，xierqiaodejianmeizhiruyunbin，jiemaoxiuzhangtingqiao，yishuangpiaoliangdedanfengyanzhong，lansemouzigupanshenghui。
jifusaixue，queyoubingfeibingtaidecangbai，lianjiadeqianqianhongyunzengtianlejimojiaohan，wuguanfenming，jingzhidewuketiaoti，zuheqilaigengshichanshengleqimiaodehuaxuefanying，junmeiwanrutiandijiandejueseyaojing。
neiyitouqingsirupububanqingxieerxia，roushun，sihua，yinyuejiansihuyingraozheqianqianguangyun，busirenjianfanwu。
youshimingyue“fangfuxiruoqingyunzhibiyue，piaoyaoxiruoliufengzhihuixue”。
“好好看！”
jingzishaonianlanmoudaixie，jueserongyanquemanshiweisuozhiyi，koushuishunzhechunjiaoliuchu，dizaishoubeishangdoubuzijue。
“dameiren，zainani，zainani？”
suquancalecakoushui，suijizuoguyoupanqilai，souxunyiquanbujianqitarenyinghou，taturanlengzhule，zhenggerenruzaoleiji，naohaizhongchanshengleyigedadandeniantou。
“卧槽！”
“zheidameirener，buhuishilaoziba？”
suizhecaicechuxian，suquandanaoyizhencitong，pangdaerfuzadejiyiyongxianchulai，rangtazhenggerendebiaoqingyuelaiyuemengbi。
jingran……zhendeshichuanyuele！
yishidaozheigeqingkuang，tayehuiyiqizijiqianshizaihuaguodaxue，yinweiyingduiqimokaoshi，tongxiaoxuexiercusideqingkuang。
看来多活了一世啊！
buguo，tadeliansemeiyousihaoxiyi，fanerbiandenankanqilai。
zhongshengdequeshijianhaoshi，danlaozikebuyaodangniangmena！
xiangdaozheiyidian，talikezhanqilai，chongdaojiaoluoli，quedingwuneimeiyouren，hengancuidedaoguqilai。
“呼——”
“haihao，wohaishigeyemen！”
“erqie，maosifayudehaitingniubi！”
nongmingbaizijidexingbiewenti，tazongsuanshizhangsongleyikouqi，zaiduzuohuitongjingqian，kanzhejingzizhongdemiaorener，jianjiancuqilemeitou。
zhei……zheiweimianyetaihaokanleba！
ruofeineiweiweituqidehoujie，jianzhicixiongnanbian，ruguofangzaiqianshi，bujinkeyimiaoshayizhongxingtanxiaoxianrou，shenzhiliannvmingxingmenyibingjishoushile。
jianeryanzhi，bujinyouputiangaididenvfensi，nanfensihuoxuhui……gengduo！
离大谱！
想想就有点恶寒。
suiyitucaoleyifanzijidexiangmao，suquannuokaikanzhejingzidemuguang，yibianranghaoxiongdidanding，yibianyoukaishizhengliqileyuanzhudejiyi。
嗯……
很巧！
niyejiaosuquana，zheiyangjiufangbianduole！
chushengyudaqianwangchao，didousujia。
呦吼！
chushenbucuoma，keyizuomacheliaopiaoliangmeimeiqule！
zairanhouni，yinweimuqinrangjiangwoqiangxingjiajidangjinhuangyinwududenvdibixia，suoyixuanzelefuyaozisha！
what？
zhidaozheishi，suquancaiyishidaobuduijing，taxunsuzhenglizhejiyi。
yuanlai……zijijingranzhongshengdaoleyichunvzunshijie！
gumingsiyi，cichushijieyinvziweizun，nvzishishehuideweihuzhe，zhixudetongzhizhe。
zaizheili，nvrenfuzexiadiganhuo、shangshandalie，fuzezhuanqianbutiejiayong，fuzekangqiwuqibaojiaweiguo，zaijiehundangzhong，yeshixuyaofucailideneiyifang。
zheijiudaozhi，youqiandenvren，keyisanfusilang，qugeshibafangjiuxianshengdoumeiwenti。
ermeiqiandenvren，jiuqubuqifujun，henkenenghuidayibeiziguangdong。
zhiyunanren，zhixuyaofuzexiangqijiaozi，maomeiruhua，shibasuizhiqian，jingdaiyuguigezhizhong，dengdaifengguangchujiadeneiyitian。
jianeryanzhi，bianshiqianshinannvwenhuaguannianfashenglechedidediandao。
zaizheizhongdadeshidaibeijingxia，zaochengnvhaidexinggeduozhishuanghaomai，ernanshengdexinggedadoushuyujiaodidideneizhongleixing。
……
“真离谱！”
suquanbiaoqingfuza，ditoukanguoqu，tanxidao：“haoxiongdi，haihaoyounipeizhewo，buranzhijiezishazhongkaiba！”
ng……zhiyaoyouxiongdizai，jiusuannvzunshijieyeganchuangyichuang。
jiuzaizheishi，menwaichuanlainvrendehuhan。
“泉儿，开门！”
“谁啊？”
suquanliekaisangmen，dayaodabaidezouleguoqu。
dakaimen，yigeshengaoyuemoyimibachutoudeyongzhongfurenchuxianzaiyanqian，talveweitaitoukanqu，zheicaiyishidaozijideshengao，kongpahaibudaodianyimiqiwu。
“quaner，shiniang，nianglaijinisongyixiexinxiandeshuiguo！”
furenduanzheshuiguoxiaomimidezoujinlai，lianshangdefeiroujizaiyiqi，jihukanbujianneishuangxiaoyanjing。
“e，rangwochangyichang！”
suquanduizheigeshijiedeshuiguohenhaoqi，zhuaqiyigexuelizuozaiyizishang，henzirandeqiaoqierlangtui，suijisiwujidandekenleqilai。
haimeichijikou，tabianduishanglemuqinneishuanglenglidexiaoyanjing。
“nikanwogansha，wolianshangyouhuame？”suquanyilianmomingqimiao。
“quaner，nijintianhenbuduijing！”
nvrendehuarangsuquanxinzhongyijing，zheicaiyishidaozijidexingjingyouxiebufushenfen，tanaohaizhongfuxianyouguansuxueyandejiyi。
sujiajiazhu，weirenbadao，qiangshi，yindu，henla，weidamudebuzeshouduan，lianzijideerzidoukeyichumai。
juebushiyigehaoduifuderen，bunengrangtakanchuzijizhongshengdeduanni。
xinnianzhici，suquanlikefangxiaerlangtui，piaoliangdedanfengyanyujianmeicuzaiyiqi，jueserongyanchengkuguazhuang，hongchunweizhang，luchujiebaidebeichi，nuonuodao。
“chigetaotao，haoliangliang！”
kandaoshaonianzheifumoyang，suxueyanzheicaishouhuihuyidemuguang，yezhuaqiyigexuelichileqilai，xiaodao：“queshihenleng，danshigangzhaixiade，henxinxian，quanerchimanyidian。”
“哕——”
suquanganouyisheng，jiangchijinqudedongxiquandoutulechulai。
“quaner，nizenmele？”suxueyanlikeluchudanyoudeshense。
suquandizhenaodai，lianjiahenbuzirandechouchulejixia，suijizhizhedishangdelirou，qingcuideshengyinzhongyoujifenweiqu：“niang，liangliang！”
tadangranbushiyinweiliroutu，ershibeizijigangcaidebiaoyanjizhengtule。
yaozhidao，taqianshishihuaguochuanmeidaxuedexuesheng，zhuangongbiaoyanxizheiyifangmian，yanjiyizhizaixian，danpingshigengduodeshanzhangyinghanjiaose。
turanlaicifanfangxiangbiaoyan，haizhenshihenbushiyingni！
大乔之妹：以身入局，为姐夫复仇！
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