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《junzhongduhou，wochuailejiamianguzong》shiyibukuayueshikongdeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，jiangshulegujinghuaisuruilinwanxingdejingxianmaoxianzhilv。gujinghuaisuruilinwanxingshigeputongren，danzaiyicitufashijianhou，tafaxianzijinenggouchuanyuebutongdeshidai。zaikuijiangxiangsubingdebixia，gujinghuaisuruilinwanxinglijingzhongzhongmonan，mianduizhexieeshilideweixie，tongshiyefaxianlezijineixindeyongqiheliliang。shenshouquzhuaitageboxiangbatabanguolai。tamengdiyihuibei，peng！shuibeizazaileditanshang，shuiyequanpozaileqingcihuapingshang！“biepengta！”tayanshenxionghenhunluandidengzhe……jiangdailingduzhechuanyueshikong，chenjinzaizheigelingrenshenwangdeshijiezhong。

精彩章节

gujinghuaiyingchouquchileyeshengjuntangguo，huilaijiukaishibaozhehuapingbusashou。yuanlaishichiyeshengjunzhongledu。

wolimahetatichulihun，laogongdanu，“nifenglema？jiuyinweiwochijunzhongledu，baolexiahuaping，

nijiuyaohewolihun？”“huapingdecuniyechi？”wohaobuyouyudiantou，“dui，jiushiyinweinichijunbaohuaping！

”1.wogangcongyushichulaijiukandaogujinghuaiduizhexuanguanchuhuapingshuohua。“surui？nishenmeshihouhuilaide？

yuzheimedameilinzheniba？”“puchi——”womeirenzhuxiaochulesheng，lianjianbangdougenzhedou，“gujinghuai，

nizheishiheleqiongjiangyuyehaishimengpotang？zuideliangehuapingdounengrenchengnidaxuetongxuele？”xinvezhe，

woshunshoumochushouji，xiangbazheibainiannanyudeguzongliaocishilupaixialaifadaowodeguimiqun。

kezhijianganganxialuzhijian，woshixianjujiaozaitalianshang——tadeliansehuibai，shencedeshou，

zhengbushoukongzhidichouchu。wozheicaixiangqitahewoshuojintianhehezuoshangquchijuntangguo。junzizhongdule！

wochongjinchufang，shoumangjiaoluandifanzhaocuituyao。“gujinghuai！guolaichiyao！”wolianmangduanzheshuibeichongchulai。

tachongerbuwen，yijiushenqingdiwangzhehuaping，zuilihanhunbuqingdidunangzhe。wojile，

shenshouquzhuaitageboxiangbatabanguolai。tamengdiyihuibei，peng！shuibeizazaileditanshang，

shuiyequanpozaileqingcihuapingshang！“biepengta！”tayanshenxionghenhunluandidengzhewo。huapingzanglekeyica，

renmeilejiuzhenmeile！woyaxiaxintouyinsuruierzifanyongdesuanse。lianmangnaqishoujiboda120。

tingtongligangchuanlaijiexianyuanlengjingde“ninhao，jijiuzhongxin，qingjiang……”，gujinghuaituranyazaiwobeishang，

guntangdeetoudizhewodehoujing。“buzhunjiao，diu……diuren……”diuren？！mingdoukuaimeilehaixiangzhediuren！

yigujudadebiemenhenuhuozhichongtouding，woshichuchinaidejingerbatachenzhongdicongbeishangxiankai。

tayixiazishuaizaishafashang。tabaozheneigezanghuaping，zuilihanhunbuqingdidunang，“shujuli，

ruiruide……”woguangzhejiao，zoudaoshujuqian。yibenjieyibendeshu，beiwonachulai，huluanrengzaijiaobian。

houmianshiyigeshenlansedetianerongshoushihe。wodeshouzhibushoukongzhidizhandou。jiuzaizheishi，

shafaneibianchuanlaiyishengfanshendexiangdong。gujinghuaisihuyaoxingle！womengdijiangneigeweikaiqideshoushihesaihuishuju，

huangluandijiangrengzaidishangdeshuhuluansaihuiqu。gangbazuihouyibenyingsaijinqushi，gujinghuaijiurouzhehounaoshao，

zhengzhazhecongshafashangzuoleqilai。“wanxingni……zaiganshenme？”tasiyadiwen，

muguangsaoguolangjiededitanhezhanzaishujuqiandewo。“zhaodongxi。”wobeiduizheta，shengyinpingjing，

nuliyaxiafantengdexinxu。houmianjitiangujinghuairenyijiunianniande，kanwodeyanshendaizheyisixinxu。

yilianjitianwodoumeihetashuohua。zhongyudengdaogujinghuaichumenqugongsi。guanmenshengyixiang，wolikechongdaoshujuqian。

2.wobashoushihenachulaidakai，limianshiyimeijiezhi。wokanzhezijikongkongdewumingzhi，

renbuzhuzichaoyixiao……jiezhizhongxinzuanshi，beijingxinqiegechengyiduoshengfangdexiangrikuixingzhuang。

xiangrikui……suruihenduozuopinlidouhuaguo。sannianqian，gujinghuaidanxiguidi，shoulikongkongruye，

zhiyoumanyandeshenqing。“wanxing，”“neixieliushuixianshangdejiezhipeibushangni。woyaozhaozuihaodeshejishi，

yongzuichunjingdezuanshi，weinidingzhiyimeiduyiwuerdehunjie。”“zheixuyaoshijian，niyuanyidengwoma？

”neishidewo，beijudadexingfuyanmei，yiweizijishishishangzuixingyunderen。keyanxiadezheimeixiangrikuijiezhi，

chicunxiaodemingxianbushuyuwo。wokandaoshujudangbanshang，youyigexiaoxiaode、buqiyandeshuzijianpan，

qianzaiyigejinshubanli。zhiqianhuangluanzhongjingmeizhuyidao！wodingzheneipaishuzijian，shouzhixuanzaibankong。

woyaozhexiachun，shurugujinghuaideshengri。“mimacuowu。qingzhongxinshuru。”wozhengyaojiezheshimimashi，

menlingxiangle。menwaizhanzhegujinghuaishengyihuobanzhaozonglizong。tamenyizuoyiyoujiazhegujinghuai。talianyoubaiyouhong，

yanfazhishaxiao，hunshenjiuqihunshuximoguwei。“saozi，duibuzhu！”zhaozongweinandemantouhan，“guzongta，

jinwanyingchou，feishuojializanglesu**，sihuoyaohuilaijian！lanbuzhua！”lizongbangqiangdao：“shiasaozi，

guzongkeneng，youwushineidujunle，ninkan……”gujinghuaitingdaosu**，mengtaitou，sidingzhuqingcihuaping，

heiheixiaodegenghuan：“ruirui！ruirui！wojiuzhidaonizaijiadengwo！tamen……buxin！

”shuowanjiuzhengzhazheyaowanghuapingpu。wolengyankanzhe，ceshenrangtamenbagujinghuaifujinqu。“xinku，fangshafaba。

”zhaolierrenfeijingjiagujinghuaidaoshafa。tatanneierhaibulaoshi，shouwuzudaodirangrang：“shouji！woshoujini！

jiruiruikangehaodongxi！”tashenshangluanmomeizhaodao，yanzhigougoudingzhuwofangchajishangdeshouji。

wowanyaojitadaoshui。tingdaozhaozongjinghu：“guzong！”yiniutou，gujinghuaichaowopuguolai，yibaqiangzouwoshouji！

“gujinghuai！haiwo！”woxiangyaoshenshouqiang。tasisidizuanshouji，shouzhizaipingshanghuluanfeikuaidianzhe。shipintonghua，

“du……du……”deshengyinxiangqi。zhaozonglizongmianmianxiangqu，gangakoudi。shipinhenkuaibeijietong。

pingmulichuxiansuruishuiyanxingzhongdelian：“jinghuaigege？nizenmedabanyejiwodadianhua？”gujinghuaiyijianta，

jidongdeyuwulunci：“ruirui！nikan！wojinidingzhidejiezhizuohaole！wogentalihun！mashang！

womenzaiyiqi！niyidingyaodengwo！”zhaozongyulizongmianmianxiangqu，yanshenzhongmanshigangayubuzhisuocuo。

gujinghuaisihaomeiyouchajuedaowodeyiyang，yijiuduizheshoujipingmushangdesuruidiediebuxiu。“jinghuaigege，

nibienaole，zheimewanle……”suruideshengyindaizheyisichenguai，queyouyinyintouzhedeyi。

tapieleyiyanpingmuwaidewo，yanshenzhongshanguoyisitiaoxin。“ruirui，nizhidaowodengzheiyitiandengleduojiuma？

woyaojinixingfu，woyaoquni……”gujinghuaidehuahaizaijixu，woshenxiyikouqi，nulirangzijizhendingxialai，

shenshouquqianggujinghuaishouzhongdeshouji。padigualeshipin。gujinghuaijuzhejiezhijiangzhu，yilianmangran。

wopiejiancanzhuoshangdesongrongjitang，jibuguoquduanqi，henhenpozaitalianshang！“daizhenidejunzihejiezhi，

gunchuquzhaota！”3.tabeipomengle。zhaozonglizongzaiyipangmudengkoudai。wozhuanshenchonghuiwoshi，shuaishangmenfansuo。

menwaichuanlaitahehuorengangadiquanjie。dengwaimianchedianjingxialai，wochonghuiketing。gujinghuaitanzaishafashanghunshui，

lianshanghaiguazhetangzi。wozhibenshuju，shurusuruideshengri，“di……”“mimazhengque。

”limianshiyidiezhediezhengqidexinzhi，yongyigenfenhongsesidaixizhe。wonachuneidiexinzhi，

shouzhizhandoudijiekaisidai。zhankaizuishangmiandeyizhang。juanxiuliuchangdezijiyingruyanlian：【jinghuaigege，

nishuotashiniwufatuixiedezeren，shijiazudexuyao。wodong。zhendedong。kewozheixinli，haishirenbuzhunanshou。

yaoshidangchuwomen……】【xiageyuewodehuazhankaimu，dizhixiezaixinzhibeimian。wozhidaonibuhuilaide。

nizongshineimetimian。timiandaoyaotiantianpeizaitashenbian，rangtayiweinishigehaozhangfu。】【balideqiutianzhenleng，

biwomenfenkaideneitianhaiyaolengshangjifen。xiexienijiedaodianhuajiulikeganguolaipeiwo。yishengshuozhishigexiaoyiwai，

buxiaoxinshuaileyijiao，haizimeibaozhu，danwodeshentimeishenmedaai。wozhidaonineibianshiqingduo，

ninengfangxiayiqielikefeiguolai，woxinli……zhendehaoshouduole。napatadangshiyegangshiqulehaizi。

】luokuan：rui。bannianqian，shiyiyueshiqiri。xinzhicongwozhandoudeshouzhonghualuo。bannianqian？shiyiyueshiqihao？

suruiliuchan？gujinghuailikefeiqubalipeita？tongyitian……wohunshenfadou，

sisizhuazhuhushideshou：“gujinghuaini？talailema？”hushigezhekouzhaoanfu：“guxianshengzaiwaimiandeng，

biepa。”buzhiduojiu，wobeituichushoushushi，hunshenxutuo，xiaofujutong。wojiannandisouxun……chuangbiankongdangdang。

zhiyoutadetezhuzhangming，mianwubiaoqing，“taitai，guzongshuolundunbinggouantufajinjizhuangkuang，

bixulikefeiguoquchuli。taweininanpailezuihaodebingfanghuli，qinganxinxiuyang。”xinzhishangderiqi，

hewotangzaishoushutaishangduzichengshoutongkuderiqi，shitongyitian！“a——！

”wozhuaqidishangneigezhuangzhexiangrikuijiezhideshoushihe，yongjinquanshenliqi，henhenzaxiangdimian。“kuangdang——！！

！”shafashangdegujinghuaibeizheijudadeshengxiangjingxingwu……shafaneibianchuanlaiyishenghanhude**。womengdiniutou。

gujinghuaizuiliyoukaishihanhunbuqingdidunang，chongmanlexintenghedanyou：“ruirui，bieku，wozai，wozaini。

”wojianqidiaozaidishangdeneifengxin，yibubuzoudaoshafabian。taetoushangquanshilenghan，liansecanbai。

neigezangxixidehuaping，haibeitawuyishidi、baobeisidelouzaihuaili。“gujinghuai，”“nigaosuwo，

bannianqian，shiyiyueshiqihao，wotangzaiyiyuanshoushutaishangliuchandeshihou，nizainaer？

”tasihubeiwodeshengyinjingrao，yanpimianqiangkaileyitiaofengxi。“wanxing？

”“ni……nizenmepaodaozheierlaile？ruiruitagangshuizhe，biechaota……”tadeshouzaikongzhongmosuozhe，

xiangshizaixunzhaoshenmezhicheng，zuihouyouluohuidaoneigebinglengdehuapingshang。kanzhetazheifumoyang，

tingzhetazuilihanchudemingzi。womengdiyangqishou，bashoulidexinzhi，henhendishuaizailetadelianshang！

wohunshendoudelihai，yanleiquexiangliuganle。shafashangdegujinghuaisihubeiwoyizayouqingxinglexie。“wanxing？

”4.tarouzhetaiyangxue，shengyinsiya，“dabanyedenifashenmefeng？shuaishenmedongxi？”“fafeng？”，

“bibushangguzonggangcaibaozhehuapingjisuruidashipinxianjiezhiqiufuhelaidefeng。”gujinghuaidelianseshunjianbianle，

jingyibudingdikanzhewo。“nihushuoshenme！”“wogangcaizhongdule！shuodehuanengsuanshuma？doushihuanjue！

hushuobadao！surui……suruineidoushiguoqudeshile！nifanzheixiejiuzhangyouyisima？

”tafanzaodibalaleyixialingluandetoufa，shituyongfennuyangaixinxu。womengdizhuanshen，

buzaikantaneizhangxiemanxuweidelian，jinlewoshi。wolakaiyiju，kanyemeikanneixietamaidemingpaiyiqun，

zhitiaochujijianzijihunqianmaide、shushijiandandeyifu。wodedongxihenshao，yigezhongdengxinglixiangjiuzugouzhuangxia。

woshoushidedongzuogancuililuo，meiyouyisiyouyu。zhishidangshouzhipengdaochoutizuidicengneigexiaoxiaodehezishi，

dunleyixia。limianshitaqiuhunshisongdeyitiaolianjiadeyinlianzi，tashuo“dingzhidehaimeihao，

xianyongzheigetaozhuni”。dangshijuedetianmi，xianzaizhijuedefengci。wobatanachulai，kanyemeikan，

rengjinlepangbiandelajitong。lazhexinglixiangzouchuwoshi，gujinghuaihaijiangzaiketingzhongyang，lianseyinchendikanzhewo。

“niquna？”tashengyinjinbeng，daizhezhiwen。womeihuida，shenzhimeikantayiyan，lazhexiangzijingzhizouxiangxuanguan。

“linwanxing！”“ninaogoulemeiyou？jiuyinweineixiezhongdudehuhuahebuzhidaonalaidepoxin？nizhiyuma？

jiwozhanzhu！”wotingxiajiaobu，zaixuanguanchuzhuanguoshen。“gujinghuai，”“womenlihunba。

xieyiwohuiranglvshisongjini。”shuowan，wolakaimen，tuozhexinglixiang，touyebuhuidizoule。diertianyizao。

gujinghuaishibeijuliedetoutongnongxingde。tahuanglehuangnaodai，zuowanhunluandejiyitajibutaiqing，haoxiangdaleshipin？

potang？haiyou……lihun？“made……”tadizhouyisheng，zhijuedeshizhongduhoudehuanjuehemenghunza。

tadeqizineimeaita，zenmekenengyinweijijuzhongdudehuhuajiulihun？taxiguanxingdihanleyisheng：“wanxing？

daobeishuilai！”wurenyingda。tazhouqimei，fuzheshafazhanqilai，zoujinwoshi！limianzhengzhengqiqi，

danshuyuwodeshuzhuangtaishangkongledaban，changyongdehufupinbujianle。tamengdilakaiyiju——shuyuwodeneibanbian，

kongkongruye！zhishengxiataneixieangguidexizhuangchenshan，gulinglingdiguazhe。tafandaozhaozongdedianhua，

likeboleguoqu。dianhuajietong，“guzong？zheimezao……”“zhaoming！”gujinghuaideshengyinyoujiyouchong，

“zuotianwanshang！houlaidaodizenmehuishi？linwanxingni？”“a？saozi？”5.zhaozongsihuwanquanqingxingle，

yuqigengjiajinshen，shenzhidaizhediantongqing，“guzongzuowannin，ninqueshiyoudian……e，shitaile。

ninbaozheneigehuaping，qianglesaozideshouji，feiyaojisu**dashipin，haishuoyaolihunqusu**，

bajiezhidoutaochulaile……”zhaozongdeshengyinyueshuoyuexiao，“houlaisaoziqidepoleninyiwantang，jiuhuifangle。

wohelizongkanninhoulaishuizhele，jiuxianzoule。saozita……zoule？”“potang？jiezhi？lihun？

”gujinghuaizhijuedenaoziwengwengzuoxiang，zuowanneixiemohuyouxiuchidepianduanshunjianqingxiqilai，

rangtalianshang**lade。dantalikeqiangyaxianeiguxiuchi，duizhedianhuahoudao：“fangpi！neishiwozhongdule！

shuodehuanengsuanshuma？！quanshihuyanluanyu！huanjue！nimenyegenzhexiaqihong？！”tashengyinbagao，

“linwanxingtazenmekenengzou？！taneimeaiwo！jiuyinweiwozhongdushuolejijuhuhua，tajiulijiachuzou？

”“kaishenmewanxiao！takendingshihuiniangjiale！huozhequtaneigepogongzuoshilengjinglengjing！

dengtaqixiaolejiuhuilaile！”“keshiguzong……”zhaozonghaixiangshuoshenme。“meishenmekeshi！

”gujinghuaicubaodidaduanta，“xingle！zheishiwozhidaole！nimangnideba！”shuowan，budengduifanghuiying，

jiuguaduanledianhua。tazoudaochuangbian，kanzhelouxiakongdangdangdechewei——wodecheyebujianle。“naopiqi，

kendingshinaopiqi……”“maidianliwuhonghongjiuhaole，taneimexinruan……”tadalewushugedianhua，

xianshizhubaodian，dinglezuiguidezuanshixianglian，youdinglewoyiqiantiguoyizuidemoujiamiqilincanting。

tashenzhiqinzikaichequlewogexiaoxiaodeshejigongzuoshi，juanzhamenjinbi，menshangtiezhezantingyingyededayinzhitiao。

bangwanshifen，gujinghuaizuozaicanzhuoqian，duizhemanzhuojingzhiquewurendongkuaidecaiyao，shibuzhiwei。shoujipingmuliangqi，

shitamuqindalaideshipindianhua。tashenxiyikouqi，nulidiaozhengbiaoqing，jichuyigemianqiangdexiaorong，dianlejietong。

“jinghuaia，chifanlema？wanxingni？”pingmuli，gumuzhuangrongjingzhi。“ma，chiguole。

wanxingtagongzuoshiyoudianjishi，jinwanjiaban，buhewoyiqichifanle。

”gujinghuaijinliangrangyuqitingqilaiqingsongziran，yanshenquexiayishidipiaoxiangpangbiankongzhedeyizi。“jiaban？

”gumuminruidibuzhuodaoerzimeiyujiandebuziran，“wozenmetingshuonimenchaojiale？hainaodetingda？

zhaomingjintiandadianhuajiwo，zhizhiwuwude……”gujinghuaixinligedengyixia，anmazhaomingduoshi。

queduiqigengkeyidexiao：“ma，ninbietingtamenxiachuan。jiushi……jiushiwozuotianyingchoubuxiaoxinjunzizhongdule，