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小说简介

yingzilinshenshenyanzhishiyiweiguduershoushangdelinghun，zaijueyijuedexiaoshuo《kongbuxiaotangushiguan》zhong，tajiangjingliyiduanniuquerzhenhandemingyunzhilv。yingzilinshenshenyanzhiyongyouyichangqiangdadechaonengli，danquebeiqiujinyuyigemimishiyanshizhong。taotuohou，tayuyiqunzhitongdaohedehuobanyiqizhankaileduikangxieeshilidezhandou。zheibuduanpianyanqingxiaoshuochongmanjinzhangcijideqingjieheyixiangbudaodezhuanzhe，linshenmeijiehua。tadingzhetangwuzhengzhongdetaishiyi，yibeishangdazhejianshensedeshouyi，lingkouxiuzhedechanzhilianzaihunanzhongfanzhelengguang。qiang……jiangrangduzhexianruqizhong，wufaziba。

精彩章节

linshenbazijiguanzaigongyulisantianle。

chuanglianlademibutoufeng，suoyounengfanguangdedongxidoubeiheibuzhaozhu——shoujipingmutielemoshamo，shuibeidaokouzaizhuoshang，jiulianweishengjiandejingzi，doubeitayongshuinihulesanceng。keneishutousheng，haishixiangzhanglejiaoside，congqiangfengli、dibanxia、tongfengkoulizuanjinlai，“kala，kala”，genlaozhailideshengyinyimoyiyang。

disitianlingchen，tashizaiaobuzhu，xiankaichuanglianyijiaoxiangtoutouqi。duimianloudebolimuqiangshang，yingchugemohuderenying，zhengjuzhebashuzi，duizhetadefangxiangshutou。

linshenmengdihoutui，houbeizhuangzainuanqipianshang，tangdetayiduosuo。zaitaitoushi，muqiangshangderenyingbujianle，zhiyouzijibianxingdeyingzi，tiezaibinglengdebolishang，xiangzhangbeirouzhouderenpi。

tachongjinweishengjian，yongmeigongdaoqiaokaihusidejingzi。shuinikuaisusuluoxia，luchuhoumiandecizhuan，ganganjingjing，shenmedoumeiyou。kedangtazhuanshenxishoushi，shuilongtoudixiadeshuizhuzaichizilijuchenggexiaoxiaodeshuiwa——shuiwalideta，zhengliezhezuixiao，shoulidegushuchijian，dizaizijidetaiyangxueshang。

“a——！”linshenyijiaochuaifanxishouchi，cipiansuileyidi，shuiwalideyingxiangquemeisan，fanershunzheshuiliumankai，zaidibanshanglianchengyipian，yingchuwushugejuzhegushudeziji，congsimianbafangchaotapalai。

tafenglesidecaineixieshuiying，jiaoxiaquechuanlai“gezhi”decuixiang，xiangcaisuilegutou。ditouyikan，dibanfenglishenchuanhongdexue，hunzhetoufasi，chanzaitadexiegenshang，yuelayuezhang。

linshenzhaodaolaozhoushi，laotouzhengzaixiangweijiguancaishuaheiqi。shuazizhanzheqiliaozaimutoushangtuodong，fachu“shasha”dexiang，xiangyourenzaibeihounaoyangyang。

“jingshachanshangnile。”laozhoufangxiashuazi，hunzhuodeyanjingdingzhetadeyingzi，“nishaolemuhe，quemeishaoganjinglimiandedongxi——neisanshijiezhiguli，hunzhenitaiyeyedeyijiezhigu，shoujingrendexue，zaojiugenjingshachanzaiyiqile。”

taconghuailitaochugebubao，dakaishijuanmodouxian，xianxinfahei，sanfazhetongyouhezhushadeweidao。“zheishidangniannitaiyeyeyonglaihuazhenhunfude，jingshapazheige。”laozhouniezhexiantouzailinshenshouwanshangchanlesanquan，dadejiegenlaozhailineimeiyinjiezhishangde“lan”ziwenyimoyiyang，“danzhinengdangyishi，takaonideyingzihuozhe，nizaina，tazaina。”

linshengangxiangshuohua，yanjiaodeyuguangpiejianguancaibanshangdefanguang——zijideyingzizhengcongguancailiwangwaipa，zhijiafenglichanzheheibu，zhengshitayonglaizhaojingzideneikuai。

“tayaochulaile。”laozhoubamodousaijintashouli，“qulaozhaidejingli，bashengxiadebanbagushuzhaohuilai。dangniannizumumeibashuziquansaijinjingzi，liulebanbazhenzaijingli，neishiweiyinengdingzhujingshadedongxi。”

huayinweiluo，xiangkoudebolichuchuangturan“huala”zhalie，wushugeyingzicongsuipianliyongchulai，doujuzhegushu，shuchishangguazhexuelinlindetoupi。linshensatuijiupao，modouxianzaishouwanshangyueshouyuejin，lejinrouli，shenchudexuezhuluozaidishang，shunjianbeiyingzimentianshiganjing。

laozhaidejingzaiyuanzijiaoluo，jingyanpamanleqingtai，jingshengxiudeyipengjiuduan。linshenpazaijingbianwangxiakan，jingshuiheidexiangmo，yingchudebushitadelian，shizumuchuanshouyideyangzi，shoulijuzhebanbagushu，zhengduizhetaxiao。

“xialaiya……”jingshuifanqipaopao，zumudeliankaishiwangxiachen，luchubozishangdelehen，“peiwoshutou，shugousanshinian，jiunengchulaile……”

linshenbamodouxianxizaiyaojian，shunzhejingbiwangxiapa。zhuanshishangdeqingtaihuaninide，xiangtulecengshiyou。kuaidaoshuimianshi，takanjianjingbishangqianzhexiedongxi——shizhijia，mimimamadezhijia，qingheisede，douchaozhetongyigefangxiang，xiangshiwushuzhishouzaiwangshangpa。

shuixiaturanshenchuyizhishou，zhuazhutadejiaohuai，wangshuilizhuai。linshenmodaoyaojiandemodouxian，wangneizhishoushangyichan，xianshenshunjianmaoyan，chuanlai“zizi”deshengxiang，xiangzaishaopirou。

“a——！”shuilichuanlaijianjiao，shiwushugeshengyinhunzaiyiqi，younanyounv，youlaoyoushao。linshenchenjiwangxiayilao，zhuazhuleneibanbagushu。shuchijianchanzhegenhongsheng，shengjieshige“sijie”，zhengshitazailaozhaizhaopianlijianguode，zumugushushangdeneigejie。

jiuzaitazhuazhushuzideshunjian，jingshuituranfeitengqilai，wushuzhanglianzaishuilifangun，douzhangzhehetayiyangdeyanjing。jingbikaishiyaohuang，zhuanshisusuwangxiadiao，luchuhoumiandedongxi——bushinitu，shijingzi，wushumianjingzi，meigejingzilidouyougejuzhegushudelinshen，zhengduizhetashutou。

linshenpahuidimianshi，zhenggelaozhaidouzaihuang。tangwudeweizhiliekaigedadong，limianyongchuheiyayadeyingzi，doutuozhegushu，shuchizaidishanghuachu“gezhigezhi”dexiang。

“baliangbashuziheqilai！”laozhoubuzhiheshichuxianzaiyuanmenkou，shoulijuzhebataomujian，jianshenshangdezhushafuzhengzaifatang，“jingshakaoyingzihuo，yepayingzi——yongnideyingzi，batamenyindaojingzili！”

linshenbaliangbangushuwangyiqipin，gangduishang，shuchijianturanmaochuheiyan，ningchenggejudadeheiying，meiyoulian，zhiyouwushuzhishouzaishenshangluanzhua，meizhishoulidounazhebagushu。

“neishisuoyoujingshadebenti！”laozhoudetaomujianpiguoqu，quebeiheiyingchanzhu，jianshenshangdefuzhishunjianshaochenghuijin，“tayaonideyingzidangrongqi，bianchengzhenzhengde‘ren’！”

heiyingmengdichaolinshenpulai，taxiayishidijuqihehaodegushu。shuchituranshechuhongguang，zhaozaiheiyingshenshang，heiyingfachuqilidejianjiao，kaishiyidiandianronghua，dizaidishangdeheishui，doubianchenglexiaoxiaodejingzi，meigejingzilidouyingzhegezhengzhaderenying。

linshendeyingzizaidishangniudong，xiangyaocongtajiaobianzhengtuochuqu。taditouyikan，zijideyingzizhengjuzhegushu，wangtadehouxinzha——shuchishangzhanzhede，shitazijidexue。

“kuaiyongmodouxian！”laozhoudahanzhepuguolai，xiangtuikaita，quebeilinshendeyingzizhuazhu，shunjiantuojinledishangdejingzili。linshentingjianjingzilichuanlailaozhoudecanjiao，jiezheshigutoubeiniansuide“kaca”sheng。

gushuzaishouliyuelaiyuetang，linshenkanjianshuchijianyingchuzijidelian——zuoyanbianchengleheidong，limianpamanletoufa，zhengyidiandiantunshizheyouyan。

taturanmingbailezumuderiji——“zhenhunjingzhendebushigui，shijinglideziji”。

suoyoudejingsha，doushibeijingzikunzhudeyingzi，tamenxiangyaode，conglaibushiziyou，shiqudai。

linshenjuqigushu，duizhezijideyingzihenhenzhaxiaqu。

shuchimeiruyingzideshunjian，zhenggeshijiedouanjingle。shutoushengxiaoshile，heiyingronghuale，dishangdejingzisuipianbianchenglehuijin。

zhiyouneibagushu，chazaitadeyingzili，yibanzaixianshi，yibanzaijingzhong。

linshenditoukanzhezijideyingzi，tabuzaizhengzha，zhishijingjingdipazaidishang，gushudebingluzaiwaimian，xianggemubei。

tazhidao，zheibushijieshu。

dangyueliangshengqishi，takanjianzijideyingzidongledong，gushudebing，zhengzaiyidiandianwangxianshishijieliba。