henxihuankuaichuan：kaijubeinvpeisha，panta！zheibuxiaoshuo， suyaosuqingshiliyanjipai，qingjiehenxiyinren，huanhuanxiangkou，xiaoshuojingcaijiexuan“taihaole，limianyouyu，haiyouhexie！”suyaoxinxiruokuang，lianmangpaodaoxibian，duizhehelimiandepangxie，chadianliukoushui。……
yidaociyandedianguangpingkongchuxian，henhendipizailenanrendeshenshang。
“啊！”
nanrenfachuyishengqilidecanjiao，zhenggerenxiangshibeileijizhongleyiban，hunshenchouchu，koutubaimo，zhitingtingdidaozailedishang，bushengrenshi。
zhibojianli，yipiansiji。
suoyourendoumudengkoudaidikanzhezheiyimu，danaoyipiankongbai，wanquanfanyingbuguolai。
zhei……zheidaodishizenmehuishi？！
neigenanren，jingranjiuzheiyangbeidiansile？！
zheiyetai……taibukesiyileba？！
guolehaoyihuier，zhibojianlicailuluxuxudichuxianleyixiedanmu，dandoushiyixiehaowuyiyidejingtanhaohewenhao。
“？？？”
“！！！”
“卧槽！！！”
……
guanzhongmendoubeizheiyimujingdaile，tamenwanquanwufalijie，weishenmeneigenanrenhuituranbeidiansi。
难道是……
zhibojianli，turanyourentichuleyigedadandecaice。
“nandaoshizhubozuode？！”
zheigecaiceyichu，likeyinqilexuanrandabo。
“bukenengba？zhubozenmekenengyouzheiyangdenengli？！”
“jiushia，zheikeshidiana！kebushinaozhewande！”
“keshi，chulezhubo，haiyousheinengzuodaozheiyidianni？”
……
zhibojianli，guanzhongmenyilunfenfen，sheiyewufajichuyigehelidejieshi。
ercishicike，suyaoqueyiranzuozaiyuandi，lianshangmeiyousihaobolan，fangfoshenmeshiqingdoumeiyoufashengguoyiyang。
taduanqizhuoshangdeyutang，qingqingdichuilechui，ranhouyouyadiheleyikou，dongzuoshineiyangdeziran，neiyangdecongrong，fangfozhouweideyiqiedouyutawuguan。
zhiyoutaneishuangqingchedemouzishenchu，shanguodeyisihanmang，caibaoluletacikedezhenshiqingxu。
gandatadezhuyi，zhenshihuodebunaifanle！
zhenyiweizijijiadezhenfashibaisheme，heng，rangniyoulaiwuhui！
zhibojianli，guanzhongmenhaizaiweigangcaineidianguanghuoshideyimuzhenglunbuxiu，gezhongcaicecengchubuqiong，danmuxiangxuehuayiyangfeiwu，jihuyaojiangzhenggepingmudouyanmei。
lingergengshibeihedebuqing，tajinjindizhuazhesuyaodeyixiu，xiaolianshabai，yishuangdayanjinglimanshijingkongheyihuo。
“shi……shifu，ta……tazheishisilema？”lingerdeshengyinzhandouzhe，fangfolianhuxidoubiandekunnanqilai。
suyaoqingqingdipailepailingerdeshoubei，zuijiaogouqiyimodandandehudu，yuqiquepingjingdekepa，“fangxinba，zhishiyunguoquleeryi。”
“yun……yunguoqule？”lingerdengdaleyanjing，manliandebukezhixin，“keshi……keshigangcaineidaodianguang……”
“neishiwodefangyuzhenfa，zhuanmenyonglaiduifuneixiebuhuaihaoyizhirende。”suyaodandandijieshidao，fangfozaishuoyijianzaipingchangbuguodeshiqing。
“fang……fangyuzhenfa？！”lingerganjuezijidenaodaidouyaozhakaile，tacongxiaozailajixingzhangda，nalijianguozheizhongdongxi，jiulianzhenggexingqiudoumeijianguozheigedongxi。
zhibojianlideguanzhongmenyedoubeisuyaodehuajijingdaile。
“wocao！fangyuzhenfa？！zheiyetainiubileba？！”
“zhubodaodishishenmelaitou？jingranhaiyouzheizhongbaobei？！”
“zheigejiaozhenfadedongxiyetailihaileba？yijijiujiangneigezhuanghanjidianyunle！”
“yaoshiwomenmuxingqiuyouzheigefangyuzhenfa，haidanxinxingshoulaiqinfanme？”
“qiuzhenfa，duoshaoqiandouxing，laoziwoyoudeshiqian！”
”@muxingguanfanggaoguan！“
“@shuixingguanfanggaoguan！”
“@huoxingguanfanggaoguan！”
“@jinxingguanfanggaoguan！“
……
danmuzaicibaozha，guanzhongmendoubeisuyaodeshenmibeijingheqiangdashilijizhenhandaole。
jiuliangegexingqiudedangdizuigaotongzhizheyeduizheifangyuzhenfaganxingqu，tahejigegaoguanyibiankaihuiyibiankansuyaodezhibo。
suyaomeiyoulihuizhibojianlideyilun，tazhanqishenlai，zoudaoneigehunmibuxingdenanrenshenbian，jugaolinxiadikanzheta，yanshenbinglengrushuang。
“gandawodezhuyi，zhenshihuodebunaifanle！”suyaolenglengdishuodao，yuqizhongchongmanleshaqi。
“shifu，niyaoshasitame？”lingeryouxiehaipadiwendao。
“shasita，taibianyile，womuqianbuhuishatade。”suyaodandandishuodao，“woyaorangtazhidao，youxieren，shitarebuqide！”
shuozhe，suyaodunxiashenlai，shenchuxianxianyuzhi，zainanrendeshenshangdianlejixia。
“啊！”
nanrenfachuyishengshazhubandecanjiao，mengdizhengkaiyanjing，quefaxianzijiquanshendongdanbude，zhinengyanzhengzhengdikanzhesuyao，yanzhongchongmanlekongjuhejuewang。
“ni……niduiwozuoleshenme？！”nanrenjingkongdiwendao，shengyinzhandouzhe，fangfokandaoleshenmekepadeguaiwu。
“meishenme，jiushifengzhunijitiaojingmai，rangniwufafankangwoeryi。”suyaodandandishuodao。
“ni……nidaodixiangganshenme？！”nanrenyaoyaqiechidiwendao，yanzhongchongmanleyuanduzhise。
“woxiangganshenme？”suyaolengxiaoyisheng，“woxiangrangnijiwomaiming，nixianguaiguaijiwozhanzhe，dengwofenfu！”
shuowan，suyaozhanqishenlai，buzailihuineigenanren，zhuanshenhuidaolelingershenbian。
“shifu，womenxianzaizenmeban？”lingerwendao。
“chifan。”suyaodandandishuodao，“chiwanfan，wojiaonixiulian。”
“xiu……xiulian？！”lingerzaicidengdaleyanjing，manliandebukezhixin，“shenmeshixiulian？”
“jiushikeyixiangwozheimelihaidexiuxing！”suyaoxiaozheshuodao，“xiangxueme？”
“dangranxiang！”lingerjidongdechadiantiaoqilai，tacongxiaojiumengxiangzhenenggouchengweiyigeqiangzhe，kexizijimeiyoujingshenli，caihuibei...........，bunengxiangle，rujintayougelihaideshifu。
“dangranshizhende。”suyaokendingdishuodao，“buguo，zaijiaonixiulianzhiqian，woxuyaoxianceshiyixianidelinggen。”
“linggen？”lingeryilianmangran，xianranshidiyicitingdaozheigeci。
“linggenshixiuxiandejichu，meigerentineidouyongyoulinggen，zhishiqiangruobutongbale。”suyaonaixindijieshidao，“linggendezhongleiyouhenduo，birujin、mu、shui、huo、tudengdeng，butongdelinggen，shihexiuliandegongfayebutong。”
“nei……neiwoshishenmelinggenni？”lingerhaoqidiwendao。
“zheigexuyaoceshicaizhidao。”suyaoshuozhe，congjiezhiliquchuyikuaijingyingtitoudeyushi，“bashoufangshangqujiukeyile。”
lingeryiyanjiangshoufangdaoleyushishang，zhijianyushidunshisanfachuyizhenyaoyandehongguang，jiangzhenggefangjiandouyingzhaodeyipiantonghong。
“huolinggen！”suyaoyanzhongshanguoyimojingguang，“erqiehaishifeichangchunjingdehuolinggen，feichangshiheliandanhezhifu！”
“zhendema？！”lingerjidongdexiaoliantonghong，tameixiangdaozijijingranyongyouruciqiangdadelinggen。
zhibojianlideguanzhongmenyedoubeizheiyimujijingdaile。
“wocao！nimenkandaomei，neigeshitouturanliangqihongguang！”
“sheinengshuoshuoshenmeshixiuxiana？”
“woshilishixueyuandefangjiaoshou，rangwolaigaosunimenshenmeshixiuxian？”
“wozaiyibenhengulaodeshujizhongkandaoguo，xiuxianshiyizhonggurendexiuxingfangshi，tongguolingqixiulian，laizhuiqiuzhangshengbulaodemubiao，xiuxianzhetongguoliandanfuyao、tigaoxiuweidengfangshi，gaizaozijideshentihejingshen，yidadaochaoyuefanrendejingjie。”
“shuzhonghaitidaoxiuliandaoyidingjingjie，keyisuiyizhaohuanfengyuleidian，tamenchengzhiweishenxian。”
“wocao，zheimeniubi，laoziyexiangxiuxianle，fanzhengmeiyoujingshenli。”
“duia，womenputongrenshibushiyekeyixiuxian？”
“求收徒。”
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danmuzaicibaozha，guanzhongmendoubeisuyaodeshenmiheqiangdajichedizhengfule。
suyaomeiyoulihuizhibojianlideyilun，takanzhelinger，yanzhongchongmanleqidai，“linger，niyuanyixuexixiuxianzhidaoma？”
“woyuanyi！woyuanyi！”lingerhaobuyouyudiguilexialai，anzhaogudailiyijisuyaokelesangexiangtou。
“hao！hao！hao！”suyaoxiaozhejianglingerfuleqilai，“congjintianqi，wozhengshijiaonixiuxian！”
“shi！”lingerjidongdihandao，yanzhongshanshuozheleiguang。
“haole，ganjinchifanba。”suyaoxiaozheshuodao，“chiwanfan，wojiujiaoniyinqiruti，zhengshikaishixiulian。”
“ng！”lingerzhongzhongdidianlediantou，yanzhongchongmanleqidaihexingfen。
suyaozhanqishenlai，duizhezhibojianlideguanzhongmenshuodao：“gewei，jintianjiudaozheiliba，woyaojiaowotudixiulianle，jiubuzhibole。”
shuowan，suyaozhijieguanbilezhibo，renpingzhibojianlideguanzhongmenruheaihao，yebuweisuodong。
“aaa！zhubo，nizenmenengzheiyang？！”
“zhubo，wohaimeikangouni！”
“zhubo，qiunizaizhiboyihuierba！”
“zhei……zheizhibozenmeheipingle？！”
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