第三章星际野外直播3

tabotongleyigehaoma,yuqiyinhen,“woyaorangtashengburusi,ninengzuodaoma?”

dianhuaneitouchuanlaiyizhenlingrenmaogusongrandexiaosheng,“dangran,wodexiaomaomi,wohuirangtazhidao,shenmejiaozuozhenzhengdejuewang。”

suqingguaduandianhua,zuijiaogouqiyimoxiemeidexiaorong,fangfoyijingyujianlesuyaobeicandexiachang。

diertianqingchen,yangguangtouguoshuyedefengxi,saxiabanbodeguangying。

suyaohelingeryijingqichuang,zhunbeiquhebianbuyu。

“shifu,womenjintianchishenmehaochideya?”lingerbengbengtiaotiaodigenzaisuyaoshenhou,xiangyizhikuailedexiaoniao。

“jintianwomenchiyu,haiyou……”suyaoshenmiyixiao,congkongjianjiezhilinachuyigeyuwang,“mimi!”

lingerkanzhepingkongchuxiandeyuwang,yanjingdengdedadade,“wa!shifu,zheishishenme?zenmeyigedongyigedongde?”

“zheijiaoyuwang,nigenzhewolaijiuxing!”suyaonandedouta,diaopiyixiao。

liangrenlaidaohebian,qingchedeheshuili,gezhongyueryoulaiyouqu,haoburenao。

suyaojiangyuwangsarushuizhong,buyihuierjiushouhuomanman,chulegezhonggeyangdeyu,haiyoushiduozhifeimeidehexie。

“wa!haoduoyua!”lingerxingfendipaizheshou,yanjingshanshanfaguang。

suyaokanzhehuobengluantiaodeyuxia,zuijiaoweiweishangyang,jintiankeyidabaokoufule。

“jiejie,zheizhongyuyouhenduoci,zhiyouwomenzheixieqiongrencaihuichi。”lingerzhizheyizhonghunshenzhangmanjiancideyushuodao,“haiyouzheigebajiaochongzi,xingjiderengenbenpengdoubupeng,zhijieshadiaode。”

suyaokanzhelinger,yanzhongmanshixinteng,“fangxinba,linger,jintianshifujiurangnichangchang,zainimenyanzhongde‘chongzi’,jiujingyouduomeiwei!”

zhibojianli,guanzhongmenkanzhesuyaohelingerbuyu,danmuzaicizhakaileguo。

“woqu,zheihelideyuyetaiduoleba,suibianyiwangxiaqujiuzheimeduo!”

“zhubozheishiyaochineibajiaochongzi?taiexinle!”

“loushangde,nimeikancuo。”

“kendingshizuobile,buranzenmekenengzhuadaozheimeduoyu!”

“hehe,yiqunningmengjing,jianbudebierenhao。”

……

suyaomeiyoulihuidanmushangdefengyanfengyu,tayijingkaishizhunbeiwucanle。

taxianjiangyuchuliganjing,ranhouyongyecong、shengjianghecongkongjianjiezhilinachudediaoliaoazhi,zhunbeizuoyidaoxiangjianyu。

jiezhe,tayoujianghexiexijing,fangruguozhongzhengshu,zaidiaozhileyidiejiangcuzhi,zhunbeiyonglaizhanzhechi。

zhiyulingershuodeneizhongduocideyu,suyaozhunbeiyonglaibaotang。

taxianjiangyujianzhiliangmianjinhuang,ranhoujiaruqingshui、yecong、shengjiangdengshicai,yongxiaohuomandun。

buyihuier,nongyudexiangweibiancongguozhongpiaosankailai,mimanzaizhenggesenlinli。

“haoxianga!”lingerxilexibizi,duziguluguludijiaoleqilai。

zhibojianlideguanzhongmenyebeizheixiangweigouqilechanchong。

“wocao,zheishishenmeweidao,biwuxingjicantingzuochulaidecaihaiyaoxiang,gezhepingmuwodouwendaole!”

“zhubo,qiuqiunile,biezaifangdule,wokuaiyaoesile!”

“zheizhendeshiyongneixiebierendoubuchideyuzuodema?yetaixiangleba!”

“loushangde,nidongshenme,zheijiaohuafuxiuweishenqi,zhubodeshouyijianzhijuele!”

……

suyaojiangzuohaodeyutang、xiangjianyu、qingzhenghexie,haiyoucongkongjianjiezhilinachudemifan,yiyibaifangzaizhuozishang。

“linger,laichangchangwodeshouyi。”suyaoxiaozhezhaohudao。

lingerpobujidaidinaqikuaizi,jiaqiyikuaixiangjianyufangrukouzhong,dunshi,yiguxianxiangdeziweizaiweileizhakai,rangtaxingfudemiqileyanjing。

“taihaochile!shifu,wocongweichiguozheimehaochideyu!”lingeryibianchiyibianzantandao,wanquantingbuxialai。

suyaokanzhelingerchiderucixiangtian,lianshangluchulexinweidexiaorong。

zhibojianlideguanzhongmenkanzhezheiyimu,koushuidouyaoliuxialaile。

“wocao,yidinghenhaochi,wokanele!”

“zhubo,qiuqiunile,shouwoweituba,woshenmedouyuanyizuo!”

“loushangde,nizuomengni,zhubozenmekenengshouniweitu。”

“jiushi,zhubohaiqueyigenuanchuangde,wowanquankeyi。”

jiuzaizheishi,zhibojianlituranchuxianleyitiaodanmu,yinqilesuoyourendezhuyi。

“zhubo,xiaoxin,yourenlaile!”

“zhubo,kuaitao!neigerenyaoshani。”

“shifu,kuaitao!talaile!”lingerjinghuyisheng,shouzhongdekuaizi“pada”yishengdiaoluozaizhuoshang,qingcuidexiangshengzaicikexiandegewaicier。

suyaoyanpidoumeitaiyixia,yiranmantiaosilidijiaqiyikuaiyurou,fangrukouzhongxixipinchang,fangfomeitingdaolingerdejinggao。

“shifu,neigeren……neigerenshi……”lingerdeshengyinzhandouqilai,tazhizheguangmushangdeyitiaodanmu,lianseshabai。

“neigerenbujiushizhiqianqianglezhubowuzi,haichadian……haichadian……”

danmushang,zheitiaoweijindehuayuquexiangshiyikuaijushi,henhendizazaisuoyouguanzhongdexintou,jiqiqiancenglang。

“wocao!zhendeshita!neigechushengzenmezhaodaozheililaile?!”

“zhubokuaipaoa!zheijiahuokeshigewangmingzhitu,shenmeshiqingdouzuodechulai!”

“wanlewanle,zhubozheicisidingle,zheihuangjiaoyelingde,liangebangshoudoumeiyou!”

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zhibojianli,guanzhongmendexindoutidaolesangziyan,kanzhepingmushangneigeyuelaiyuejindeshenying,tamenhenbudechongjinqujiangsuyaolachulai。

raner,suyaoquexiangshiwanquanmeiyouyishidaoweixiandejianglin,tafangxiakuaizi,qingqingpailepailingerdejianbang,yuqipingjingdekepa,“linger,biepa,jixuchifan。”

“keshi……keshita……”lingerhaixiangshuoshenme,quebeisuyaodeyanshenzhizhile。

“biepa。”suyaodeshengyinhenqing,quedaizheyiguburongzhiyideweiyan。

lingeryaoleyaozuichun,zuizhonghaishizuolexialai,zhishineishuangyuanbenlingdongdedayanjing,cikequechongmanlekongjuhebuan,tajinjindidingzheneigeyuelaiyuejindeshenying,shouxinlimanshilenghan。

zhibojianli,guanzhongmendoukuaiyaofengle。

“zhubodaodizaiganshenme?weishenmehaibupao?!”

“wodetianna,tanandaobuzhidaozijimianduideshishenmerenma?!”

“wanlewanle,zheicizhendeyaochudashile!”

jiuzaizheishi,guangmushangdeneigeshenyingzhongyuzoudaolesuyaode“jia”menkou。

neishiyigeshencaikuiwudenanren,manlianhengrou,yanshenxionghen,yikanjiubushishenmeshancha。

tachuanzheyishenpolandeqiuyi,shoulihailinzheyigencuzhuangdemugun,mugunshangzhanmanlexueji,zaiyangguangxiaxiandegewaiciyan。

nanrenzoudaomenkou,kanzheyanqianzheiwenxindeyimu,lianshangluchuleyimoyinxiedexiaorong,“yo,zheibushisudaxiaojiema?juranmeisi?zhenshirangwoyiwai!”

shuozhe,nanrentaiqijiao,zhunbeitajinsuyaode“jia”。

zhibojianli,suoyouguanzhongdexindoutidaolesangziyan,tamenfangfoyijingyujiandaolejiexialaijiangyaofashengdeshiqing,yigegedoubishangleyanjing,burenxinzaikanxiaqu。

raner,jiuzainanrenzuojiaojijiangtajinmenjiandeneiyishunjian,yibiantusheng!

“滋啦!”