chuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo《kaijufalaopo，sangegongzhuquanguiwo！》shi“paopaodemao”deyuanchuangjiazuo，gaishuzhuyaorenwushilitianzexiaomuxue，shuzhonggushijianshushi：yikaikou，litianzejiuwuyule。“woyaojinchengyitang，nigenwoqu。”“jinchengganma?wohaiyaoheponiangshuijueni。”diyicihenvrenshuijue，……
litianzezaichufangzuofandeshihou，xiaomuxuesanjiemeizhengzaididigugushuohua。
“dajie，womenhuiquba，rangzheilidexianlingjifuhuangsongxin。”
liugongzhuxiaoyuzhubuxiangzaizheiniaobulashidedifang，gengbuxiangjiajiyigeshouchengkuaizidenanren。
dagongzhuxiaomuxuetanxidao：“womenhuibuqule。”
“为什么?”
sangongzhuxiaoyunpingshuodao：“yinweiyaofeibuhuirangwomenchuanxinhuigong，haiyou，womenruguohuiqu，yousunhuangjiayanmian。”
“kewomenshiqingbaideya，womenyoumeijitashenghaizi。”
dagongzhuxiaomuxuebaozheliugongzhuxiaoyuzhu，xintengdishuodao：“jinletademen、shangletadechuang，shuobuqingchule，womenbunenghuiqu。”
“neiwomenyaojitashenghaizima?”
“biepa，youdajiezai。”
sangongzhuxiaoyunpinghuangusizhou，tanxidao：“zheifangzihaiburulenggong，genzhetayeshisiluyitiao。”
dagongzhuxiaomuxuekanleyiyandengshanbao，shuodao：“tazheigeren...henqiguai，henqiong，danshiganjue..bushifanren。”
“不是凡人?”
“ng，gangcaiyouwulaishangmen，tabawulaidasile。”
“dasiwulai?jiuta?”
“dui，huoxutanengjiwomenjingxi。”
sangongzhuxiaoyunpingheliugongzhuxiaoyuzhushenganhuaiyi，yigeqiongxiangpirangdeguanggunnengjishenmejingxi?
咕噜噜...
liugongzhuxiaoyuzhuwuzheduzishuodao：“xianrangwomenchibaoba，yuanlaiduziezheimenanshoua。”
sangongzhuxiaoyunpingkuzhelianshuodao：“zheimeqiongdedifang，nengyoushenmechide，ruguobuhaochi，woqingyuanesi。”
shenweigongzhu，zuibadiaozuandehen，yibandeshiwutamennanyixiayan。
“zenmebanadajie，wobuxiangesi。”
xiaoyuzhuedenanshou，takaishihuainiangonglidemeishile。
yiguyourendexiangweiconggebichufangchuanlai，liugongzhuxiaoyuzhuxiulexiu，jingxidao：“shenmedongxi?haoxianga。”
“shia，shenmedongxi，zheimexiang?”
sangongzhuxiaoyunpingyehenhaoqi，zheipodifangnengyouzheimexiangdedongxi?
dagongzhuxiaomuxuexianglexiang，gangcailitianzenazheyigecaisededongxiqulechufang，nandaoshineigedongxi?
sangegongzhuyihuodeshihou，litianzeduanzhesigewanjinlai。
“下来吃饭了。”
panzifangzaizhuoshang，siwanmianbaihao，kuaizifanghao。
liugongzhuxiaoyuzhukuaisuxiachuang，yanjingzhigougoudingzhefangbianmian，bizichoulechou，xiangweizhirutianlinggai。
“好香啊...”
sangongzhuxiaoyunpingdingzhepowanlidefangbianmian，yanleyankoushui，zhendehaoxianga...
keshi，tacongweijianguozheiyangdeshiwu，nengchima?huibuhuiyoudu?
“zheige...nengchima?”
xiaoyunpinghuyidikanzhelitianze。
naqikuaizi，litianzexianchiqilai：“bunengchi，youpishuang，rukoubisi。”
kanzhelitianzelangtunhuyan，xiaoyuzhubuguanle，zhuaqikuaizidakouchimian。
“好好吃啊...”
zhichileyikou，xiaoyuzhuliangzhimeimoudengdedadade，tabeifangbianmiandemeiweizhenhandaole。
shishangjuranyourucimeiweideshiwu?bigonglidedongxihaihaochi!
dagongzhuxiaomuxuehesangongzhuxiaoyunpinglianmangnaqikuaizichileyikou，tongshijingtandao：“haoxianga...”
kanzhesanweigongzhulangtunhuyandeyangzi，litianzeyouxieshishen。
putongdefangbianmianeryi，tamenjuranchidezheimekaixin?
henkuai，fangbianmianchiwan，liugongzhuxiaoyuzhupengzhecuciwan，bamiantanggudonggudonghele。
“hu...haohaochia，zheishishenmedongxi?”
fangxiacuciwan，xiaoyuzhuhaoqidikanzhelitianze。
xiaomuxuehexiaoyunpingyechiwanle，tongyanghaoqidikanzhelitianze。
“zhei...jiaozuo..yaochimian。”
“瑶池面?”
“jiushiwangmuniangniangyaochiyanhuicaiyoudemian。”
sangegongzhubusha，zhidaolitianzezaikaiwanxiao，buguomeiguanxi，zhiyaohaochijiuxing。
“woyihouxiangtiantianchi，keyima?”
liugongzhuxiaoyuzhumanhanqidaidikanzhelitianze。
“吃多了不好。”
“为什么?”
“因为...”
“yinweinimeiyouleba?”
xiaoyuzhushiwangdikanzhecuciwan，houhuigangcaichidetaikuai。
litianzexiaolexiao，zheixiaogongzhuyidiandoubusha。
tiansejianan，litianzeshoushiwankuaihuidaochufangqingxi，sangegongzhuyouhuidaolekangshangzuozhe。
wuzililiangexiangyangdejiajuyemeiyou，zhinengzuozaikangshang。
“dajie，gangcaineigemianhaohaochia。”
xiaoyuzhuzuichan，haizaixiangfangbianmian。
“woyejuede，tanalinongdaodedongxi?”
xiaoyunpinghaoqidikanxiangjuzilidedengshanbao，limiankendinghaiyouhaodongxi，dantamenshigongzhu，bukenengfanbierendebao。
“woshuohuoxutanengjiwomenjingxi。”
tingzhegebixiwandeshengyin，xiaomuxuexinzhongranqilexijidehuomiao，huoxuzheigeqiongxiaozinengchengweiyidaitianjiao，daoshihoutamensanjiemeijiukeyitangtangzhengzheng、fengfengguangguanghuigong。
xihaowan，waimiantianheile，woshiliyeyipianqihei。
litianzezoujinwoshi，xiaoyuzhuhexiaoyunpingduozaidagongzhuxiaomuxueshenhou，tamendanxinlitianzeshangchuangshuijue。
dakaidengshanbao，nachuyigeyedeng，anxiakaiguan，rouhededengguangzhaoliangwoshi。
liugongzhuxiaoyuzhujingyadao：“zheishishenme?yemingzhuma?zheimeliang?”
dagongzhuxiaomuxuewendao：“nizenmehuiyouyaoshoudedanzhu?”
“丹珠?妖兽?”
litianzefanwen：“zheigeshijieyouyaoshou?”
“dangran，xinanyaoyuyouyaoshou，xiuweidadaoerpinyishangkeyiningjudanzhu，jiushinizheizhong。”
“妖域?”
zheilibushijiandandegudaishijie?haiyouyaoshou?nandaoshixiuxianshijie?haishigaowushijie?
“你不知道吗?”
xiaomuxueyihuodikanzheyedeng，tayiweizheishiyaoshoudedanzhu。
“nimenshuiba，wodaogebichufangqu。”
sangeruhuasiyudegongzhuzaichuangshang，litianzeyehenxiangdongfang，keshiganggangjianmianbushu，dajiadouhuihenganga。
haiyou，yuanzhuzheifushentizhendetaishouruole。
yiwanshangsangegongzhulunzhelai，zhendehuisi!
“zheigechuangzenmeshuia...”
liugongzhuxiaoyuzhumolemocucaodetukang，yichuangpocaoxi，lianbeiziyemeiyou。
litianzecongdengshanbaolinachuyizhangtanzi、yichuangluyingbeipuhao，shuodao：“shuiba，henshufude。”
woshimenguanbi，litianzejinlegebichufang。
“dajie，wozenmejuedetahaoshenmia。”
sangongzhuxiaoyunpingmozhetanzihebeizi，faxianhenshufu。
“shia，fujundedongxiwoconglaimeijianguo。”
“wa，shuidehaoshufua。”
liugongzhuxiaoyuzhuyijingtangxiale。
“shuiba，mingtianzaishuo。”
xiaomuxueshuiwaimian，xiaoyunpingshuilimian，xiaoyuzhushuizhongjian，sanjiemeijiuzaifangjianlizhuxia。
litianzezhanzaiyuanzili，taitoukanzheyekong，tianshangyilunmingyue。
zhenqiguaia，weishenmezhiyouyueliang，meiyouxingchen?
jinlechufang，litianzetangxialai，xiangzheyihouzenmeban。
gangchuanyueguolaijiudedaolesangegongzhuzuolaopo，kanqilaihenciji，shizeanzangshaji。
gonglineigequanshitaotianderenyidinghuixiangfangshefanongsitamen，shundainongsiziji。
errujindezijizhishiyigeqiongdaoesidexiangyecunfu，genbenmeiyouzibaonengli，gengbieshuobaohusanweigongzhulaopo。
bixuxiangbanfarangzijiqiangdaqilai!
zheigeshijiehaoxiangbuyiyang，youyaoyu、yaoshou，keyixiuxing，dandaodizenmexiuxing，yuanzhudejiyimeiyou，litianzeyewucongzhixiao。
yanqianzuidadewentishiyanghuosangegongzhulaopo，zheigejiataiqiongle，meiyougeyeliang。
dengshanbaolidedongxibuduo，henkuaijiuhuichiwan，bixugaodianqian。
怎么搞钱呢?
zhongdishilaobenxing，keshilaiqiantaimanle，jingshangzuomaimaimeiyoubenqian，zenmeban?
“wobixubaofucainengyanghuosangegongzhulaopo，ranhouyanghaoshenti，zairanhou...sangeyiqishang!”
mingtiandaochenglizouyitang，gaodianqianhuilaiyanglaopo!
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