meiyoulianderenweiwomendailaileyibukourenxinxiandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《kaijunaxiaxiaohua？zheigeshijietaifengdian！》，zhujiaofangxujiangwanwandegushilingrennanyiwanghuai。zaizheigechongmanxuanyihemaoxiandeshijiezhong，tamenjinglilezhongzhongkaoyan，zhanxianlejianrenhezhihui。“tabaishouwandeliqihaoda，ganjuechaoyouanquangan，erqietushoubailiuliandeyangzichaojishuai，shenzhibazhenggedianyingyuanderenxiyinguolaile！”……。
zheichangshigudejiejushi，xiadonghaichenggongyibeihaoleyibatoufadedaijia，chenggongjiangfangxuzhuadaolebangongshidangzhong。
bingyibianwangtoufashangtujiaoshui，jiangbeihaodiaodetoufanianlehuiqu，yibianxunchidao：
“fangxu，nidaodixiangganshenme！”
“nandaonixiangzaofanbucheng？”
“jiushangkeneidatidedabianshuiping，nidaodihaixiangbuxiangbiye，yaoshibuxiangbiye，jiugankuaituixue！”
gangqiao，jiuzaizheishi，taduimiandelaoshiyezaixunchilingyigexuesheng：
“nishuoshuoni，zhaonvpengyouzhaolesantianjiufenshoule，lianaigongchengxuezheimenke，nirangwozenmejinijige？”
“biexiangle，dengzhebukaoba！”
tongshi，fangxuxiayishikanxiangxiadonghaidebangongzhuo，faxianshangmianbaizheyipaimingzishifenqiguaideshuji。
例如：
《lianaigongchengxuexiangjie！》
《ruhechengweiyimingzhanlang！》
《lianaifangchengxueshijianjichu！》
……
zheixieshuji，zezaicirangfangxudenaohaizhongshengqileyigedadadewenhao。
zhei……jiujingshiyisuoshenmexuexiaoa？
ranhoujiuzaizheishi，naohaizhongdexitongqueyoushanchulesangexuanxiang：
【xuanxiangyi：zhijiexunwenlaoshizheigeshijiedezhenxiang！wanchengjiangli：lianaishangdianchoujiangyici！】
【xuanxianger：weihuzijidezizun，buxieyuwenlaoshi，zijitansuo！wanchengjiangli：lianaishangdianchoujiangyici！】
【xuanxiangsan：shangqushanlaoshiyigeerguang，bingmadao：“laozinengbunengbiye，heniyoushenmeguanxi”，ranhoupaipiguzouren，bingshuaidiaolaoshidezhuiji！wanchengjiangli：lianaishangdianchoujiangliangci！】
suiranzaifangxudeyanzhong，fuguixianzhongqiushidiyifangxiang！
zhibuguo，jiusuanhuodelechoujiangjiangli，zijiyezhishaodeyoumingchoua。
而这选项三……
baoqian，zijihaibuxiangzheimekuaisi！
yushihu，tahaobuyouyudexuanzelexuanxiangyi！
bijing，xuanxiangyichuleyouwendingdejiangliwai，qicibianshitalandebuxing，shizaibuxiangquzizhutanjiuzheigeshijiedeaomile。
youzheixieshijian，huisusheshuidajuebuxiangma？
tinglefangxudeyiwen，xiadonghaixianshihentiebuchenggangdekanletayiyan，jiezheyoushixutaoleliangju。
suihoucaikaishijiangshuzheigeshijiedezhenxiang。
yuanlai，zheishiyigerenshengzhongzhiyoulianaideshijie。
zainanduonvshaodeshidai，shehuichanshenglejudadebiandong，daozhinanxingdekechenggaiweidezheixiezhuiqiunvshengdejiqiao。
eryuemeiliqiangdadenvsheng，zhuidaoduifangdelianaijiqiaojiuyueweidiaozuan，shenzhihaihuishifenguiyi！
tongyang，zhuidaodenvshengyueyouxiu，qimocepingdechengjifenshuyeyuegao！
ernvshengneibiandekechengzeyunanshengwanquanbutong，yibanweishehuishengcunxue，meigenvshenghuigenjubiyedechengjiyijizishendeyanzhi，juedingbiyeyihouzaishehuishangmiandediwei！
zhangxiangyuehao，chengjiyuehao，nvshengbiyeyihouzaishehuidediweijiuyuegao！
tongyang，chenggongzhuidaolezheigenvsheng，bingyutajieweibanlvdenansheng，biyehoudeshenghuoyehuishuizhangchuangao！
tingletadejieshi，fangxulenglexujiu，caikaikounannandao：
“你的意思是……”
“zheishiyigechiruanfandeshijie？”
zaidedaoduifangkendingdehuidayihou，nanshengdebiaoqingxianshijingkong，suihoushichensi，zuihouzeyanbianweilefangsidekuangxiao！
womeitingcuoba，zheijuranshichiruanfandeshijie！
neizheijianzhishirenjiantiantanga！
zheiyangyilai，zhiyaozijichenggongbaodaodatui，neiqibushishunjianzoushangrenshengdianfenglema？
jiupingzijineigaochaodelianaijingyan，zhuidaonvshen，zheibushifenfenzhongdeshiqingma？
genghekuang，zijihaiyouyigexitong！
对了，抽奖机会！
jiuzaifangcai，tagangzuoleliangdaoxuanzeti，bingchenggonghuodesicichoujiangjihui，jiusuananzhaogailvxue，buguanzenmeyangyenengchoudaoyixiehaodongxiba！
jinzhuan，chaopiao，wolaile！
xiangdaozheili，talimaduixitongfenfudao：
“xitong，kaishichoujiang！”
zai3.14miaodeyanchizhihou，xitongneibianlijihuiyingdao：
【mingbai，woqinaidezhuren！】
【xitongchoujiangzhengshikaishi！】
……
jiezhe，zaifangxuyilianqidaidemuguangzhong，diyicichoujiangjieguozhengshixianxianlechulai：
【ding，gongxisuzhuhuodechaobosiwa！（beizhu：nanxingzhuanshu，keyijinidebanlvyigejizhidetiyan！）】
“这啥玩意儿？”
“系统你搞事情！”
“shuohaodebaiyichaopiaohejinzhuanni，zheishigeshenmedongxi，chaoboyejiusuanle，juranhaishinanxingzhuanshu！”
yushihu，buxinxietazaicixialing。
jiezhe，xitongyoushiyizhenlianxudedingdingsheng：
【ding，gongxisuzhuhuodeliulianweiyuanweichungao！（zhu：danghelingyibanqinmijiechushi，keyirangduifangchangdaoxiaideweidao！）】
【ding，gongxisuzhuhuodejiangli，tunbuchenggongzenghoulianglimi！（zhu：xinggandetunbu，yeshixiyinlingyibandeguanjiandian，takeyitishenglingyibanduinideshougan！）】
……
ranerzhengdangfangxuxianrujuewang，bingxiayishidirendingzheigexitongdejiangchidoushilajishi。
disangejiangliquerangtaweizhiyizhan：
【ding，gongxisuzhuhuodeshenmidajiang！】
【chenggonghuodejiangwanwandechaogaohaogandu，jianghuiyoujidadejihuiyutajinxingchixufazhan！（zhu：suzhuzuorenheshiqing，douhuirangtachanshenghaogan，qingnulishuaxinhaoganzhi！）】
姜绾绾？
zheihaoxiangshiyigenvshengdemingzi！
naihe，fangxusuiranshichuanyuehuilaide，queyinweishangyishishigezhainandeyuangu，duibenxiaodenvshengbingbushuxi，gengbietijutidaolemouyigenvsheng。
于是不由问道：
“neige……xialaoshi，gangcaishiwobudui！”
“buguowoxiangwenniyigewenti！”
“jiushi……nirenburenshiyigejiaozuojiangwanwandenvsheng，tashisheia，fangbiantouluyixiama？”
tinglezheifanhua，xiadonghaigangganghuanhedeshenqingzaicibianweile“jiong”zi，shifenhentiebugangdeshuodao：
“nizhiqiandenvshenpinjiankeshizenmexuede，juranlianwomenxuexiaodenvshenpaixingbangdoubuzhidao，zheiyanghaizenmezuojieyekaoshi，nizheikebuxing！”
“zheigejiangwanwan，shixuexiaonvshenbangpaimingdiyidenvshen，buguangyanzhimanfen，jiulianchengjiyeshifenyouyi，ganggangdayijiuyijingbeihaojigewubaiqiangqiangxianyudingle！”
shuoleyidadui，tacaifanyingguolai，zijixianzaijuranshizaiduiyigechashengjieshi。
yushibuyoudeyaoleyaotou，tanqidao：
“suanle，woheniyigediaocheweidejieshishenme！”
“daomuqianweizhi，nizhiyouyigeyanzhigongchengxuechengjishiyouyi，jiuzheihaishixiantianjuedingdexueke！”
“jiangwanwanzheiyangdengjidenvsheng，muqianhaimeiyourennenggouchuji，shenzhidoumeiyouxueshengganquxiaxiang，niyaoshiduitayouxiangfa，woquannihaishishengshengba！”
“yinideshijiankefenshu，haiyuanyuangoubudaota！”
shuowanhou，tashenzhihaiyaotoutanxileyifan。
然而，就在这时。
yizhenqingcuideqiaomenshengturanxiangqi。
zaidedaolaoshidetongyihou，yigenvshengsuijipaolejinlai。
erdiyiyankanqu，fangxujiubeijingzhule。
nvshengshengaomuceyimiliuqizuoyou，shuzheyigemaweibian，qianmianzeliuzhebaziliuhai，baizhidelianjiayouxiezhiqi，beizhangzhangdejiemaozhuangshiqilaideshuangmou，jiuxiangliangkeshuijingputaoyiban，mingmeiqiechuncui。
qiyanjiaodezhushazhi，gengshijirenyizhonggudianmeirendeganjue。
buguoqizhenggerenkanqilai，quexiandeyouyixiedaimenggan。
jiezhe，zaixiadonghaizhenjingdeyanshenzhong，tajingyibaqianzhulefangxudeshouwan，yanzhongshanshuozheqidaideshuodao：
“fangxu，yuanlainizaizheilia，wozhaolenibantian！”
“niwanglema，womenwanshangkeshiyuehaoleyiqiqukandianyingde，xianzaishijianbuzaole，womenkeyichufala，gogogo……！”
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