《kaijuwanbeibaoji，juemeixiaohualaishangwo》shiyibuyinrenrushengdechuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo，jiangshulelinmoyeqingxianzaixiaodaochoujindebixiajinglidejingxianzhilv。linmoyeqingxianshigeputongren，dantabeijuanruleyigeshenmizuzhideyinmouzhong。tabixuliyongzijidezhihuiheyongqi，jiekaimituanbingzhengjiushijie。
“dashu，wogenwobajuejiaole，nirenxinkandaowoliuluojietou？”
yeqingxianzhabazhedayanjing，leihuazaiyankuanglidagun，
neiyangzi，yaoduokelianyouduokelian。
linmokanzheyeqingxianleiyanmenglongdeyangzi，zhuangzuomeikanjianjiandingdao：
“niganjinhuiqu，fouzewobaojingle！”
takebuguanzheyeqingxian，dadabulebaojingrangguoanjuderenbatadaizou。
她这是私闯民宅。
“你敢！”
yeqingxiantingdaolinmodeweixiejile。
yaoshilinmobaojing，guoanjuderenlaile，tayidinghuibeisonghuijialide。
“我有什么不敢！”
linmofanlegebaiyan，zhijienachushoujibotongguoanjudianhua。
yeqingxianjianci，jinyaohongchun，yanzhuzizhuanlezhuan，zuijiaoweiweigouqi，
“nibaojingba，dengguoanjuderenlai，wojiushuoniqifuwo！”
yeqingxianshuozhejiangtoufazhualuan，shouhuanhuanshenxiangxiongqiandekouzi。
linmokandaozhei，ganmangguadiaodianhua，taishouzhizhiyeqingxiandao，
“nizhushou，bieluanlai！wobubaojinglehaibuxingma？”
“heng，zheihaichabuduo！”
yeqingxianwenyan，zuijiaogouqiluchudeyidexiaorong，
“xianzaiwokeyizhuzheililema？”
“这……”
jiuzailinmoyouyudeshihou，
yeqingxiandeshouzaicishenxiangxiongqiandekouzi，lingyizhishounaqishoujijiuyaobotongguoanjudianhua。
“bie，nixiangzhuduojiuzhuduojiu！”
linmoshizhendepale，zheiyaoshibaojingle，tashenshangjiusuanyoushizhangzuidoujieshibuqing。
genghekuangtahaishishizhangqianjin，
zheiyaoshirangshizhangzhidao，taqifutabaobeinver，neitazheibeizijiuwanle！
“这还差不多！”
yeqingxianwenyan，weiweiyixiaoluchuliangkexiaohuya，
“dashu，ganggangnineiyiquantaishuaile，yaobushiniwokenengjiu……”
yeqingxianshuodaozheili，yanshenshenchushanguoyisiweiju，
linmohuiquandeneiyimu，shenshenkezailetadenaohaizhong。
这一刻，
tayelijie，laobaweishenmerangbaobiaoershisixiaoshibaohuta。
weici，tahaihelaobachaojia，ranhoutoutoulijiachuzou。
buguo，nengyudaodashuzhile！
yeqingxiantuozhexiabakanzhelinmo，yanshenlifanqilehuachi。
大叔实在太帅了！
心跳好快啊！
yeqingxiandexiaolian，momingfanqiyisihongyun。
“neisha，mingtiannilaolaoshishihuijia！woquzhengliyixiafangjian！”
linmobeiyeqingxiankandehunshenbuzizai，ganmangqishenquzhenglifangjian。
yeqingxiankanzhelinmozourufangjiandebeiying，zuilidiguleyiju，
“背影也超帅～”
不一会儿，
linmozhenglihaofangjian，nazheyizhangmaotanzoulechulai，zuozaishafashangduizheyeqingxiandao：
“nishuifangjian，woshuishafa！”
yeqingxiandianlediantou，niuniedezhanqishen，kanzhelinmoyuyanyouzhidao：
“neisha，dashu，nixiangxinyijianzhongqingma？”
“哈？”
linmowenyan，dailengzaiyuandi，nanyizhixindekanxiangyeqingxian。
tazheishishenmeyisi？pabushilianainaoba！
“nijiushuonixiangbuxiangxin！”
yeqingxianchezheyijiao，turancongshafashangzuoqishen，jinyaohongchunxiaolianhongtongtongdekanxianglinmo。
“buxin，nihaixiao，husiluanxiangshenme！”
linmohuiguoshenlai，fanlegebaiyanduiyeqingxiandao：
“woleile，xianxiuxile！”
shuozhelinmozhijietangzaishafashang，gaishangmaotanjiashuiqilai。
yeqingxiantingdaolinmodehua，shenxiyikouqi，kanzhezhuangshuidelinmomuguangjiandingdao：
“heng，zongyouyitian，wohuirangnixiangxinde！”
“haiyou，wobuxiaole，wozuotianjiuguoleshibasuishengri！”
啪——
yeqingxianhaoxiangshengpalinmobuxiangxin，
congkoudailitaochushenfenzheng，yibapaizaizhuozishang，ranhoutouyebuhuidezouxiangfangjian。
砰——
tazoujinfangjian，henhendeguanshangfangmen，jinjinkaozaifangmenshang，zhengzhangxiaoliandouhongtoule。
zheihaishitadiyiciduiyigenanrenbiaobai，jianzhitai**le！
xianzai，tamannaozidoushilinmoshenying，huizhibusan。
tahuanlehuanqingxu，haoqidedaliangqilinmodefangjian，zoudaoyipangdeshuzhuozhuoqian，naqilezhuoshangdeyizhangzhaopian。
zheishiyizhangjitizhao，limianyousanshigeren。
“zheishidashudebiyezhaome！”
yeqingxiandiguleyiju，zixidekanzhebiyezhaolimianderen，zuihoutamuguangsuodingzailinmoshenshang，
“bukuishidashu，zhenshuai！”
takanzhenianqingdelinmomanyanhuachi。
xianzaidelinmohenianqingdelinmoxiangchabuda，chuleduolebushaohucha，meiyujiandeshuaiqibujiandangnian。
kedangtakandaolinmoshenbiandeyigenanrenshi，dengdaleshuangyan，
“laoba！dashugenlaobashitongxue？”
yeqingxianroulerouyanjing，zaisanquerenqilai，meicuojiushitalaoba。
这……也没什么吧！
yeqingxianziwoanweiyiju，muguangzaicikanxianglinmoshenbiandelingyigeren，
neishiyigenvsheng，zhazhemaweibian，feichangdepiaoliang。
“damingxingnvzhanshen，liuqingyi？”
“heng，taganmalidashuneimejin？youmeiyoudianjuligan？”
yeqingxianyibajiangzhaopianpaizaizhuozishang，fenfenbupingdetangzaichuangshang，tidiaoxiezizhijiezuanrulebeiwoli。
客厅里，
linmotingdaowulichuanlaideshengyin，zuijiaocheleche，
“zheiyoushishei，redaozheiweigunainaile！”
tadiguleyiju，huanhuanbishangyanjing，yongyishigoutongxitongdao：
“xitong，zheiwanbeibaojiruhechufaa？”
linmoyouxieyihuodexunwenqilai，wanbeibaojiguranhao，danshidezhidaoruhechufaba？
【随机触发！】
“怎么随机触发？”
【suzhuderenhezhudongxingwei，dounengsuijichufabaoji，jutibaojibeishusuiji，shifoubaojisuisuzhuyiyuan。】
【baokuo，danbuxianyu：gongji，huifu，xiulian……】
linmotingdaoxitongdejieshi，lianshangluchuyisijidong。
talinmodeshidaizhongyulaile？
ketaxiantianqixuezhizhiyou1ka，genbenwufajuexingxuemai，gengmeifachengweiwuzhe，zheiruhexiulian？
xiantianqixuezhizuigao10kazuidi1ka，xiantianqixuezhiyuegao，juexingxuemaidekenengxingyueda，suojuexingdexuemaijiuyuelihai，yihoudechengjiuyeyuegao。
wufajuexingxuemaideren，jiusuanfuyongqixuedan，yewufatishengyisiyihaodeqixue。
想到这，
linmoyouxiefanzaoqilai，quantoujinjinzuanzaiyiqi。
taxiantianqixuezhizhiyou1ka，
dangnianbaozheyisixiwangcanjiawuzhekaohe，kexishizhongwufajuexingxuemai。
zheisanshiliunianlai，tacanjiaguo99ciwuzhekaohe，queshizhongwufajuexingxuemai。
xiantianqixuezhi1kashizaitaidile，genbenwufajuexingxuemai。
zheishichangshi，jiusuanlinmoduocicanjiawuzhekaoheyijiuruci。
zai**lishizhong，nengjuexingxuemaideren，qixuezhizuidiyeshi2ka。
xiantianqixuezhi1kajuexingxuemaideren，zailishizhongcongweichuxianguo。
wufajuexingxuemai，jiusuanwanbeibaoji，tayezhishixiangdangyuwuhoujiwuzheeryi。
zheijiushitadezhongdianma？linmofeichangbugan。
“xiantianqixuezhi1ka！”
linmorenbuzhuzichaoqilai，1kazheigeshuzizhemoletayisheng。
【ding，jiancedaosuzhuxiantianqixuezhi1ka，chufawanbeibaoji，xiantianqixuezhitishengzhiyuanman10ka。】
【wenxintishi：xiantianqixuezhi10kayishishangxian，wanbeibaojiyouxiaobaojishibei！】
【ding，xinshoubaifenbaisanciwanbeibaojitiyanjieshu，yihoujutibaojibeishusuiji，baodibeishuyibeibaojiwushangxian。】
“这都行？”
林陌激动出声。
xiantianqixuezhi10ka，zheishishenmegainian？
苍蓝星强者如云，
jinqiannianyilai，xiantianqixuezhidadaoyuanman10kade，zhiyounvwushenwujunning。
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