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qinzhenzaishanshanglianwuzhiyu，duguobushaoshu，dangxiadiandiantou，qianxudishuo：“duguoyidiandian！”
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liuyufeishuozhe，jialeyiju：“shiduguoyidianshudewankuzidi！”
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liuyufeishuozhe，xinxiang：“zaiyoutingshanglouzhemote，zheishihaiyoujia？”
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liuyufeitingle，yebuzuosheng，jiancaiduanshanglaile，dangxiayebukeqi，juqikuaizibianchileqilai。
qinzhenjiantachidegaoxingdeyangzi，bianxiaozhekantachi。
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liuyufeishuozhe，zhendebukeqiqilai，meiyangdoujialaichile。
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qinzhenshuozhe，shiyitaxiangbianjuzhangkanqu。
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liuyufeiyizheng，youshuo：“wocaibupata！”
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“这个，这个——”
bianjuzhangmeixiangdaozijixinxinkukudenglaidejieguoshizheiyang！
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tashuodezijihaoxiang《guhuozi》lidechenhaonanyiyangjiangyiqi。
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秦镇非常高兴。
“nei，wojiubudaraonimenyuehuile！”
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“我是你的什么？”
liuyufeinumukanzheqinzhen。
“老婆啊！”
qinzhenshuozhe，patayaodaziji，duokaileyidian。
liuyufeidanu，yizhangyizizaleguoqu。
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“你还说！”
liuyufeiyouxiuyounu，xiangzaicizayiziguoqu。
tazhidaoshizabuzhongqinzhende，dangxiayebulitale，qishenbianliqu。
“我送你回去！”
秦镇连忙说。
“woyoutui，zijihuizou！”
liuyufeishuozhe，kuaibuchuqule。
qinzhenxiangzhuiqu，wunaizhanghaimeijie，dangxiazhidexianjiezhangle。
tajiewanzhang，zhuidaowaimian，jianliuyufeizaoyiqudewuyingwuzongle。
zheishi，menkoudeyingbinxiaojieduiqinzhenshuo：“ninhao，ninshiqinxianshengba？”
qinzhenyizheng，shuo：“duia，nizenmezhidao？”
“gangcaiyouweixiaojierangwojinindaihuale。”
neiyingbinxiaojieshuozhe，youshuo：“tashuo，nizheibeizidouxiuxiangqutazuolaopo！”
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