第2章 碰到仙人跳

qinzhenjianneinvzixiaomimidizouguolai,bianwen:“keyidaiwoququandajituanma?”

“可以,没问题!”

neinvzirengranmanlianhanchundishuodao。

“neitaihaole!”qinzhenhengaoxing,shuo:“meixiangdaowoyixiashan,jiupengdaohaoren!”

“haoren?neishilaoniangzidianlizuizenghendelianggezi!”neinvzixinlizheiyangxiangzhe,zuiliquexiaozheshuo:“neishi,wozuichongbaideren,jiushileifengle!”shuodaozheili,shouyihui,shuo:“genwozou!”

qinzhendangxiatuozhexingli,genzhetaqule。

neinvdedaizheqinzhen,yuezouyuepianpi,zoudaoleyitiaoxiaoxiangziqule。

qinzhenzaidanchunyezhidaoquandajituanbukenengzaizheigexiaoxiangzili,dangxiatinglexialai,shuo:“dajie,nizheishixiangdaiwoqunali?”

“权大集团啊!”

neinvzimianrongbugaidishuodao。

“wokan,shixiangzidajituanchabuduo!”qinzhenyihuodishuodao,xinxiang:“kao,dangxiaoyeshisansuihaizia!”

“wozoudeshijinlu,dengyixianijiuzhidaowoyoumeiyoupiannile!”

neinvzishuozhe,jixuwangqianzou。

qinzhenbanyibanxin,wunaizhixia,zhidegenzhequle。

neinvzizoudaoyidongpolouqian,shuo:“woyougeqinqizaishangmian,womenxianshangquhekoushuizaiganlu!”

qinzhentingle,wunaidishuo:“neihaoba!”

shuozhe,tuozhexingli,genzhetashanglouqule。

neinvzishanglelou,jindaoyigefangjian,bianbamenguanleqilai。

qinzhenmangwen:“niqinqini?zenmemeiren?”

“没人才好啊!”

neinvzishuozhe,turanbawaiyituole,luchulimiandeneiyi,xiaomimidishuodao。

qinzhendingjingkanqu,jiantawaiyiyituo,neiliangmoyuanshanbianxianxian,buyoukandekoushuichadianliuchulai,shuo:“ni,nixiangganshenme?”

“dajiadoushichengnianrenle,nishuowoxiangganshenme?”

neinvzishuozhe,xiangqinzhenkaojinguoqu,shenchujianjianshuangshou,biandazaiqinzhendejianbangshang。

“ni,nixiangganshenme?”

秦镇有点慌恐起来。

“nishuoni?”neinvzimanlianmeitai,xianggouyinqinzhendexin,jiuxianghongshuiyiyang,zaoyimanlechulai,zangdouzangbuzhu。

qinzhennalizhidao,xiashanjingranyouciqiyu!dengshishouzuyoudianwucuoleqilai!

tadexinpengpengtiaozhe,xinxiang:“canle,canle,meixiangdaoxiashandediyijianshi,jiushipojiea!”

taxiangdaozheili,youxiangqishifudejiaodai,dangxiayilinxinshen,shouqiniantou,jiuyaotuikaineinvzi。

keshi,shouyijiechudaoneinvzideshenti,ganjuehuanenrusu,bujinxinshenyidang,shenme“yaojianzhangjianzhanyufu”dehua,quanpaozhinaohou,zhiyouqianmianyijushi,laolaojizhu:“erbanvzitirusu!erbanvzitirusu!”

zheishideta,caizhenzhenglinglvedao“tirusu”sangezidemeimiao!

neinvzideshouyebulaoshi,henkuaibangqinzhentuodiaoleshangyi。

qinzhenxinxiang:“sijiusile!rangtalaijinqingroulinwoba!”

tazhengzheiyangxiangzhe,turan,men“peng”deyisheng,beirentikai!

qinzhenyihe,mangtaiyankanqu,jianleyitiaohanzi,chibozheshangshen,shenshangwenzheyitiaozhangyawuzhuadelong,tashoulinazhexiguadao,handao:“haoxiaozi,jinggangouyinwolaopo!”

neinvzituranjinghuangshicuoleqilai,handao:“laogong,duibuqi,duibuqi!”

qinzhendangchangshazhu,xinxiang:“zheishishenmeqingkuanga?”

neihanziyiyangdao,kanzaiqinzhenmianqian,hedao:“xiaozi!nizijikanzheban!”

“wo,womeidongnilaopoa!”

秦镇无辜地说道。

“meidong?**de,shangyidoutuole,haishuomeidong?!nidangwoshaya!”

neihanzinuhuochongtiandidao,zaiciyangqileshoulidedao。

“nei,nixiangganshenme?”

qinzhenzheishihoulengjingxialaile,congrongdiwendao。

“xiaozi,nidonglewolaopole,yaobu,liuxiayitiaogebo;yaobu,pocaimianzai!”

那汉子凶狠狠地说。

“e,womingbaile!”qinzhenhuangrandawu,caizhidaozijiruleju,renjiayaoqiaozhaziji,dangxiashuo:“nimenxiangyaoduoshaoqian?”

“koudailiyouduoshao,jiujiduoshao!”

neihanziqiongxiongeshayibanhandao。

“nimenzheizhongpianju,jiaoshenmemingzi?”

qinzhenhenganxingqudiwendao。

“cao,nixiaozizhenshichilebaozidanle!donglewolaopo,hailuolibasuode!kanlaozibukansini!”

neihanzishuozhe,yidaokanguoqu,dangran,tazhishizuoshihehetaeryi。

nalizhidao,qinzhenyigefanshou,turan,zhuazhuleneihanzidegebo,yongliyiniu,neihanzi“aiyou”jiaoyisheng,faxianneidaoyijingjiazaitazijidebozishangle!

“haohanraoming!haohanraoming!”

neihanzihededangchangqiurao。

neinvzijianle,yehedehuarongshise,shuo:“dage,dage,shiwomendebushi,ni,nifangletaba!”

“shuo!”qinzhenyihe,dao:“nimenzheizhongpianjujiaoshenme?”

“叫,叫仙人跳!”

neihanzizhanweiweidishuodao。

“xianrentiao?mingzidaoqudexianqi!”qinzhenshuozhe,kanleneinvziyiyan,shuo:“nijixubiaoyanxiaqu,wubibaxianrentiaobiaoyanwanbi!”

“zheige,zheige,bushi——”neinvzixiangshuobiaoyanjiuchaninaqianjiujieshule,keshi,tadehuayinweishuowan,qinzhenjiuhedao:“bieluosuo,yan!”

neinvzimeibanfa,zhidejixuyan,shangshenyijingtuodechabuduole,zhiyoubaxiamianyetuole,hunshenshangxia,jinchuanneiyi。

“继续!”

秦镇看得津津有味。

“kao,wolaopozaituoxiaqu,jiubushibiaoyanxianrentiaole,ershizhijieyanchangfule!”

neihanzixinlijiaokuliantian,meixiangdaoxianrentiao,tiaochenglejiyuan!

“ge,xing,xingleba?”

那女子求饶道。

“不行!”

秦镇一瞪眼。

neinvzimeibanfa,zuilidudunangnangdemaiyuanlongge,xinxiang:“doushuoshitongxingle,haiyaopian,zheixiahaoleba?”tadeshoujiuyaobaxiamiantuodiao。

qinzhenjianle,turanhahayixiao,shouqileneibadao,shuo:“dazhu!”

neinvziyihuodikanzheta。

“wozaiyaonibiaoyanxiaqu,jiubushixiaoyele,ershixiaoliumangle!”qinzhenshuozhe,youshouqixiaorong,yansudidao:“nimendayingwo,jinhouzaibuxupianrenle!”

“好的,好的!”

neihanzihenvzilianmangshuodao。

qinzhenbaxiguadaoyongliyiniu,“gabeng”yisheng,daoshenbeitanongduan,hedeneihanziheneinvzimudengkoudai!

“nimenruozaixingpian,xiaoyejiujiaonimenxiangxiguadaoyiyangduankai!”

qinzhenshuozhe,bianyaoliqu,tazoudaomenkou,youtinglexialai,wendao:“nimenzhidaoquandajituanzenmezou?”

“e,e!”neihanzihenvzijianqinzhentingzhujiaobu,xinzhongbenlaizaicijinghuangde,daitingdaotashiwenlu,zheicaifangxin,dao:“quandajituanjiuzainandouzuifanhuadezhongxindidai——shangmaodajie!neizuozuigaodeshangmaodalou,jiushiquandajituandezongbule!”

qinzhendiandiantou,angranzouchulexiaowuzi。

“ni,nizhendeshiquandajituanzongcaideerzi?”

那汉子忍不住问道。

“如假包换!”

qinzhenshuozhe,dabuliqu,liuxiayilianjingchadeneihanziheneinvzi。