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qiutianzefengxueshiyiweixunzhaozhenxianghezhengyidenianqingzhentan,zaizhizaochuangzuodexiaoshuo《laogongjixiaoyehuaguoertongjiehou,woerjiafuhao》zhong,qiutianzefengxuepojieleyigegefuzademituan。tongguoyongganhecongmingdetuili,qiutianzefengxuezhujianjieshichuzhenxiang,bingweishouhaizheshenzhanglegongzheng。zheibuduanpianyanqingxiaoshuochongmanxuanyiyujingxi,wodongzuogancuililuoshangtayierguang,buxianbudandishuo:「jialiyounishuohuadefen?guyidengtianheishangmenjiajiao?buzhidaodehaiyiweishiweilepachuang。」wogu……jiangyinfaduzheduizhihuihezhengyidesikao。

精彩章节

第一章

laogongchuguile,enaishiwozaitaduqiyanlifaxianlenvrendejiajiemao。

mianduiwodezhiwen,talianbuhongxinbutiao,shenseruchangjieshi。

zhuantoudaizheerzihexiaoyehuachuquguoliuyiertongjie。

haiguyizaipengyouquanxuanyao,louzhexiaoyehuazuijiaodoukuaixiaolanle。

jiulianyixiangcitoudeerzi,yeguaiqiaodiyiweizaixiaoyehuaxiongkou,tongtabayiyang。

zheimexihuanwaimiannvren,neisuosihaole。

1

banyezaiwaimiantouchihuilaidelaogongqiutianzemianshangzhuangdewenrulaogou,zhaojiuhewoenai。

duicibuzhiqingdewoguaiguaishuncongta,guochengzhongquezaitaduqiyanlifaxianjiajiemao。

wodailengzaiyuandi,liansejianjianbiandenankanqilai。

jianwolengshen,qiutianzeshenshoutuisangwo,mianluyinrenyaoyaqiechi:「guanjianshikebierangwoxiehuoa!」

wohuiguoshen,zaitayihuodeyanshenzhongtaochujiajiemao。

heizhelian,yuqibingleng:「zheishishenme?jieshi!biegaosuwoshinizijide。」

qiutianzekanjianbeiwotanzaishouzhangzhongdejiajiemao,yanshenpiaohubuding,buqukanwoshenshitadeyanshen。

lianmangzhuanyihuati:「nishenmeyisi,juranhuaiyiwozaiwaimiantouchi,woyaoshizhenzaiwaimiantouchi,xianzaihaiyoujinglihenigao,ninaoziqingxingyidianhaobuhao。」

qiutianzeyuqiyouyuanxiangyuanfu,tongchuanggongzhenshinian,woketailejietale。

他在说谎!

jianwobushuohuajiuzheimesisidingzheta,qiutianzeshoubulenaolenaotou,xiankaigangcaiyinweixinxugaizaishenshangdebeizi。

zuilidunang:「bubangwojiejue,wozijichonglengshuizaojiejue。」

xinlifaxuhuangmangpaoquweishengjiandeqiutianze,quewanglenazoushouji。

wolengjingxialai,yongerzishengrijiesuoshouji。

fankantaweixin,haoyouliaotiankuangyiqiezhengchang,woxiayishiqukantapengyouquan。

zuixinyitiao,tafaletiaoshouqianshoudezhaopian,dianzanlianghengao。

qizhongyoutiaopinglunhenyanshu:「youxingfulege。」

zheigeyuqihenshuxi,rangwoxiangqiqiutianzehaogemen。

ganqingshijialihongqibudao,waimiancaiqipiaopiao。

tingjianweishengjianshuishengtingzhi,woxiayishichakantahaoyourangkandouyoushei。

haoyangde,bawopingbile。

woqiaoqiaobazijifangchulai,batashoujifanghuiyuanchu。

zhuangdezhenhao,yaobushiwojinwanfaxianjiajiemao,jixubeitashuadetuantuanzhuan。

woqiangyaxiongyongdenuhuo,ganshoudaochuangbianxianxiaqu,yishuangtiebeiqiangzhilouzhuwoyaozhi。

qiutianzeyadisangyinhongwo:「baobaobieqile,wozheimeaini,zanmenerzidoubasuile,wozenmekenengchugui。」

woqiangrenexin「ng」lesheng,xintoupansuanzenmezhangwozhengjurangtajingshenchuhu。

2

liuyiertongjiedangtian,womangyugongzuo,youbeiqiutianzechuguizhengdexinfanqizao。

quehushierziqiujiaruijianwochumenyandishiyabuzhudexinxi。

womangleyitiangongzuo,xinlikuijiumeinengpeierziguoertongjie。

shoushanglinzhetazuiaichidemusidangao,huidaojiashiquefaxianjialikongdangdangyigerenyemeiyou。

woxinxiayihuo,bodaerzidianhuashoubiao,buyanqifandaleshijifenzhong,haishimeirenjie。

kongjubuanyingraoxintou,dakaiweixinzhengyaowenqiutianzeshibushitabaerzidaizou。

quekanjiantasanfenzhongqianfadepengyouquan,zhaopianzhongtadaizhemojinglouzhuwaibiaobaijingshouruodemoshengnvren。

erwodeerzi,yilianguaiqiaoyiweizainvrenxiongkou。

zhangxiangxiangsidefuziliang,zuijiaodoukuaixiaolanle,xiangjileyijiaren。

peiwen:「xiaopengyouyaoguoertongjie,wodedapengyouyeyaoguo,shenghuoxingfudagaijiushizheiyang,youairen,youwoaideerzi。」

danaowengdeyixiazhale,wofanfuchakanzhaopian,yanqianjianjianqileshuiwu。

woyibashiyibaniaoyangdadeerzi,juranhexiaoyehuazhanzaitongyigezhenying。

zicongtajishi,piqiyuelaiyueelie,duiwoyizhiqishimeiyoubandianzunzhong。

wogunianxueyuanqinqing,bijingshizijishenshangdiaoxiadeyikuairou,juedetahaixiaobudongshi。

meixiangdaotajuranbangtachuguidebamanzhewo,haihexiaoyehuaguanxiangchudezheimerongqia。

fangfotamencaishiyijiaren,erwocaishineigewairen。

wolengshenjian,qiutianzeyoufaletiaoshipin。

shipinzhongerzigaoxingdiluanbeng,biaoqingxingfenqianzhexiaoyehuadeshou。

yikouyigemama,jiaodeqinre。

kandewoyikexinbaliangbaliangde,zheigebaiyanlang。

hetaliangbodebayigedexing。

banyeshierdian,touchideliangrenzhongyushedehuilai。

jianwolenglengdingzhetamenyiyanbufa,fuzierrenduishiyiyanbuzizaimolemobizi。

qiutianzehaipabaolu,shanshanyixiaojieshi:「ruiruijintiannaozhequyouleyuanwan,huilailushangduche,caihuilaizheimewande。」

wojingjingtingqiutianzejiaobian,lijiazuijindeyouleyuanzhiyoushigongli。

shigongliduchewugexiaoshi,zheishibawodangchengshaguapianni。

erziyongjiaodengdiaozangxixidexiezi,dadaliangbupaodaowomianqian。

shuangshouchayaoyanzhongmanshiduiwodebuxiehexianqi。

「nizheimexiongganshenme,yidiandoubuwenrou,haishiwo......」

qiutianzeqingkeyishengtixing,kuaibuzoudaoerzishenpang,shengpaerzishuolouzui。

lazhutabaipangdexiaoshou,dingzhudao:「bierenima,xiaoxintazouni。」

qiutianzeyifuweierzihao,huayujianquebawomenmuziguanxiyuetuiyueyuan。

tingjianzheihua,erziyanshenyufayinzhi。

budazhaohuniutouhuifangjian,erqiutianzexinqingpohaozuilihengzhexiaodiao。

shibushipiexiangchenlianbushuohuadewo。

haoyangde,zheiliangrenzhenshibawodangchengshazi,ziyiweiyanjitianyiwufeng。

lihunzhengjuhaizaishouji,daoshihourangwozheigehaoerzigentabahexiaoyehuamahaohaoshenghuo。

wodaoyaokankan,zhenyourennengrongrennanrenqianqihaizi,zhengtianzaizijiyanqianhuang。

3

fuzierrenmeianshengjitian,youkaishizuoyao。

zheicijingranrangxiaoyehuazhuangjiajiaolaoshijinmen,erzimoyangxingfenlazhefengxuedeshou。

chadianhanleju:「ma。」

jianwocongfangjianchulai,tashunjianxiehuole,sisibizhuzui。

tangerhuangzhibaxiaoyehuadaihuijia,wozheishibeirenqizaibozishanglashi。

qiutianzekanjianyanqianhemudeyimu,zuijiaohanxiaomanyididiandiantou。

wozhaorendiaochaguole,fengxueshiqiujiaruixiaoxuelaoshi。

wocailiangrenshikaijiazhanghuigoudazaiyiqide,zhengoubuyaoliande。

womianshangbuxian,buzhehenjidaliangfengxue。

takanshangquhennianqinghaibudaosanshisui,zenmehuiyanxiakanshangsanshiliusuiyihunyouwadeqiutianze?

「jiaruimamanihao,woshizanjiahaizibanzhuren,jintianshilaijihaizibuxigongke。」

jianwoweiweizhouqimeitoudaliangta,fengxuelianshangguazhedetideweixiao。

fangfozhurenyibanshenshou,yanshengaoaoshiyiwowoshou。

doupaodaowomianqiantiaoxinle,haizhiwangwojitahaolianse。

jianwolenglengpietaliangyan,yebuhuiying。

meidengfengxuenaonu,qiutianzefandaozuobuzhule。

hefengxuebingjianzhanzaiyiqi,yuqidaizhezhizeyiwei:「nizheishishenmetaidu,renjiamianfeibangjiaruibuke,nagenvrenxiangnizheiyanggenpofuside。」

zaiwomianqianxianglaibuganyingqideqiutianze,zheishiyinuchongguanweihongyan。

xiangzhangxianzijijiatingdiweishima?

wodongzuogancuililuoshangtayierguang,buxianbudandishuo:「jialiyounishuohuadefen?guyidengtianheishangmenjiajiao?buzhidaodehaiyiweishiweilepachuang。」

woguyiyinyangguaiqiexintamen。

huayinluodi,ketingneisiyibandejijing。

qiujiaruijiantabaaida,xiangtoufafengdexiaoniuduchaowochongguolai。

huiwuxiaoquantouyaowangwoduzishangchui,wohendeyayangyang。

taijiaochuaixiangqiujiaruixiongkou,tatengdewawaluanjiao,liansepashangzhanghong。

wuzhuxiongkougongzheshenzitangzaidishangchezhesangziaihao,kuhanshengyufacier。

wofanzaochongtahanleju:「bizui,chaosile!」

4

congmeijianguowofahuodeqiujiaruilengzhule,zuibayibiezhishengchouqisheng。

shixianzhuanxiangqiutianze,fengxuebuzhiheshichanfuzhuqiutianzegebo。

haizaineizhuang,yangzhuangguanxinzuishangbuwangbiandiwo:「jiaruibabanimeishiba,womenlaojiayougeshuofa,nvrentaixiongjiazhaibuning,jiaruimamabieshengqi,womeiyoushuonideyisi,wozheirenyoushihoukanbuguan,rongyixinzhikoukuai。」

fengxuemianshangzhuangdeduowugu,zuishangshuodejiuyouduohendu。

dangxiaoyehuahaiganpaodaozhengzhumianqiantiaoxin,meiyouqiutianzeshouyi,wobuxintaganyigerenpaoguolai。

qiutianzewenrounadiaofengxuedeshou,etouqingjintuqi。

biedoubanyanjinghongdedixue,yangshouyaowangwolianshangda。

jianzhuangfengxueyanzhongshengqideyi,pobujidaikanwocanzhuang。

tangzaidishangsapodagundeqiujiarui,kushengtingzhipazaidishangyongshoutuozhexiabakanwo。

jiansanrenyigebikongchuqi,womanqiangnuhuowuchushifang。

jinwanbujitamenyidianjiaoxun,woshizainanrenqifen。

woshanshenduokai,jiangqiutianzejingxinzhunbeiyingjiefengxuedeshuiguozazaitamenlianshang。

zhanzaiyipangxingzailehuo,chunjiaoshangqiaodefengxuexiaoronghaimeilaidejishoulian。

yingmianbeiquantoudadepingguozazaixiabachu,tengdetayanleibiaolechulai。

xizhehongtoudebizi,zhenggerenchuchukeliansuozaiqiutianzeshenhou。

gutoufenglitouzhedananzizhuyideqiutianze,jianzhuanggengzhebozi。

bei**dejiaoxunqiwogengdaijing

mianhongerchimadao:「fenglaoshikeshikeren,nifafengnengbunengfenshihou,biezaitiaoxinwodixianle,zaiganzuoyao,woxiuleni!」

tingjiantabayaoxiulewo,qiujiaruipaishoujiaohao。

zuilihuanhu:「xiulehuainvren,woyaoyouxinmamale。」

daodishinianjixiao,qiujiaruishuohuajianbushoukongzhikanxiangfengxue。

wolengheyisheng,duita:「nalaideqingchaoyunie,shaolaiexinwo。」

jinwanwoyidunjiaohe,rangqiutianzedonglelihunniantou。

tingjianwoyinyangguaiqichaofengta,qiutianzelianseyizhenqingyizhenbai。

youkaishimihuofayan,zhangxiantananzhurenshenfen:「jintiantaiwanle,jinwanrangfenglaoshishuizanmenfangjian,niquketingshafacouheyiwan,ganjinzuofanqu,woele,tingjianmeiyou!」

「shuiwofangjian?jingguowotongyile?nimenlianzenmezheimeda,tayigeweihunnvren,shuizanliangfangjianninaoziguanshile?zenmexiangdingtiwochengzheigejianvzhuren?」

wokeyijiazhongzuihouyijuhua,yiyousuozhikanxiangfengxue。

zuihouwoyizhenfafeng,liantongqinshengerziquanbuganchujiamen,kanjiantamenwoxianzang。

fuziliangmamalieliehongzheliangenzhefengxuexiaoshizailoutikou。

5

wozhenglihaoqiutianzechuguizhengju,faxiantachuguishijianshiliangnianqian。

yixiangdaoqiutianzepengwanfengxue,zhuantouhuijiaruowuqishihewoenai。

geyingdewohunshenzhibuzhufanqijipigeda,haoexinren。

nanweifengxuerenleliangnian,renbuzhushangweixuanshi**。

dezhizijijingshenchuhu,qiutianzedaizheerzipaodaowogongsidanaoyitong。

woburangtamenhaoguo,tamenziyiweinaniewotongchu。

tiqianchajuedewo,hegongsilingdaotongshitiqiandahaozhaohu。

mailebocan,xiangjiaohuangwogongzuomendoumeiyou。

lihundangtian,jianwogushenyirenchuxian,fengxueheqiutianzeshouqianshoulianshangfuxianbuxie。

fengxuezhongyurenbuzhuchaofengwo:「beinanrenpaoqidenvren,yihouyoudecanlou。」

wocumeibulijiekanta,guyiexintayifan:「hunyinbushibixupin,jintiannengchuguini,yihoujiunengchuguibiedenvren,zhendeganxienihuishoulaji,shengderanglajichulaihuohairen。」

fengxueyangqidexiaoningzailianshang,beiwodudeshuobuchuhua。

xiaoyehuashangwei,pobujidaipeinanrenheyuanpeilihun,fengxuebuyiweichi,fanergaoxingdihebulongzui。

烂瓜配苍蝇绝配!

dangtianqiutianzezaipengyouquanxuanyao,「lihunjiehuntongyitianwancheng,zhongyuqudaonile!」

banye,woshoudaomoshengduanxin,shiyizhangdaijiezhidezhaopian。

yongjiaoxiangdouzhidaoshishei,fengxueweilexuanshi**guyi**wo。

jiejuediaochuguilannanren,woxinqingbucuojitahuileju:「kanhaonijialuansaqingdegou,bijinggougaibulechishi。」

6

tingshuofengxuecidiaogongzuo,zaijiazhuanxinyangtai。

yuanlaishiduzidale,yankankuaimanbuxiaqule,zhejishangweiyangtai。

qiujiaruigenzhetabazhuzaichuzuwu,meitianhetahaomamachaoxixiangchu。

quanranjiangwozheigeqinmapaozhinaohou,jirantabuxihan,neiwomeibiyaoguanianzheigeerzi。

dezhiwolihunhou,woshenbianzhuiqiuzheyuelaiyeduo。

yuanbenchenjidexin,zaicitiaodongqilai。

wolianaile,bannianhoulingzhengjiehun,zujianlexinjiating。

zheishi,woyeyiwaidezhifengxueshengle,shigenver。

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