《lihunhou，chengweigetanjuxing》zheibuxiaoshuogousibucuo，qianhuhouying，yimingwenbihenhao，siweihuoyue，chenfengsuyuxinshigaishudezhuyaorenwu，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:“bushiba，zheimelihaideren，douyinjuranshiguanzhuliang5，fensiliang5dewutouxiangzhanghao，yigezuopindoumeifaguo。”“shia！shia！erqieta……
suyuxinyigerendaizhidezuozaikongdangdehuiyishi。
tapangbiandedapaishoubaozhong，haizhuangzhetaliangzuotianganglingdelihunzheng。
erjintian，neigenanrenjiuzaixiaxueerdeyanchanghuishangdafangyicai。
nandaochenfengshuodeshizhende？tahuizaigetanzhidiandengzhewo？
zhidaoxianzai，suyuxindexinzhongyouhenshendeyihuo。
hechenfengjiehunsannian，suyuxinyanzhongdechenfengdaduoshishijiandouzaizuojiawu，maicaizuofan。taconglaimeixiangguo，tazheigezaicaishichang“fengkuangkansha”deqianfu，jurannengjielianxiechu《**》，《shanhuhai》zheizhongguanjueletandeqingge。
suyuxinjiaojinnaozhihuiyi，zheimeduonianlaichenfengconglaidoumeitiqirenheyouguanyuchuangzuogequdeshiqing，xianzaipingjieyishougebaohuoquanwang，pingjiediershouge，jiukeyijidanghonggexingxiaxueerzuobangchangjiabin，zheizenmenengrangtaxiangxin？
suyuxinzenmeyexiangbumingbaiweishenmetahuiyiyechengming，zhendeshiyinweiwolihundehuatibatapengqilaide？suyuxinyibiansisuoyibiankanzhezhibo。
cishi，zhibopingmuzhongdeyanchanghui，shihegemidehudongshijian，zheishizheigeshijiedeyanchanghuizhong，douhuiyoudeyigehuanjie。
zhuchirenzhanzaichenfenghexiaxueershenpang，taxingfendeshengyincongyinxiangzhizhongchuanchulai。
“xianzaishigemihudonghuanjie，womenhuicongwangluohexianchangfenbiechouqusanmingguanzhonghewomendexiaxueerhudong。”
shuowan，zhuchirenfaxianxiaxueershenbianhaizhanzhechenfeng，tayiweizheishixiaxueerxiangyaotixieyixiachenfeng，yushitaganmangqingkeyisheng。
“dangran，yekeyiduiwomendechenlaoshihudonge。”
gangzhunbeimaibuwangtaixiazoudedechenfengtingzaiyuandi。
zhei...zheizenmehaiyouwoni，dangchuhelingbingxueshangyideshihoumeiyouzheigehuanjiea。
chenfengyihuodekanxiangxiaxueer，erxiaxueeryeyiliandemangran，liangrenbamaikefengfangxia，duizhetaixiamiandaixiaorongdeshuozheqiaoqiaohua。
“zheizenmewohaideheguanzhonghudongni，zhiqianmeishuoyouzheigehuanjiea。”
tingdaochenfengcongyafengzhongjichulaidehua，xiaxueeryibianduizhetaixiahuishouyibianhuiyingdao：“woyebuzhidaozenmehuishi，gujishizhuchirenshuocuole，keshixianzainiyezoubulele，nifangxinba，wodehudongyinggaiduoyixie，nizaizheizhanzhejiuhao。”
chenfengwanglewangtaixiadedeguanzhong，xianzaixiangzouqueshiyijingwanle，zhideyingzhetoupizhanzaitaishang。
chouqianhuodongkaishijinxing，xiabiandeguanzhongxingfendehuiwuqiyingguangbang，douxiwangdapingmukeyixianshizijidemianpang。
“抽我，抽我！”
“bushiba，xiongdinidekouweitingzhonga，xiangrangrenchouni？”
“kuaixuanwo，kuaixuanwoba！”
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zhongyu，diyigexingyunguanzhongbeitiaoxuanchulai，shiyigeershichutoudexiuqinvsheng，taxingfendewuzuijianjiao，yanshenzhongmanshijingyademuguang，jiujiuhuibuguoshenlai。
zhuchirenxiaodao：“nengkandechulai，zheiweixiaomeinvshifenxingfena。”
gongzuorenyuanjiangmaikefengsongdaolezheiweixingyungemideshouzhong。
“xiaxueer，xiaxueer，nihao，woshinidezhongshigemi，wotaijidong，jurannengyoujihuihenihudong。”
xiaxueerxiaomimideshuodao：“nihaoya，henrongxingnengshoudaoniheguangdagemidexihuan，buzhidaonishixiangrangwojinichanggeni，haishixiangwenwoyigewentini？”
neigenvfensizhang“ng”leyisheng。
“woxiangtingchenfengzaichangyibian《**》。”
啥？
xiaxueerxinzhongnuhou，koukoushengshengshuoshiwodefensi，weishenmeyaotingchenfengchangge。
suiranneixinyouxiebushuang，biaomianyijiuxiaomimidekanxiangchenfeng。
“chenlaoshi，fensixiangrangninzaichangyibian《**》，buzhidaowomendajiayoumeiyouzheigerongxinga。”
chenfengxiaohehedekanzhetaixia，tongshikaikoudishengwenxiangxiaxueer：
“bushishuowozaitaishangzhanzhejiukeyime？zenmehaiyaochangge？”
xiaxueeryiliangaxiao，ganggangzijixinshidandandegaosuchenfeng，zhiyaozhanhuijiukeyile，kemeixiangdaodalianlaiderucizhikuai。
xiaxueermoleyixiahouyao，jiangyaoshangguadeyinpinshebeiguanbi，xiaoshengduichenfengshuodao：“yaobu，nijiujiwodefensichangjijuba，haobuhao。”
chenfengyouxieyouyu，tabuxiangzaichang《**》，tanaozhongyouwushushoujingdianjuzuo，suishidoukeyinachulaichang，jiranyaozoushanggetandianfeng，jiubuxiangbeirengoubing，guanyiyigeyishougechiyibeizidemingsheng。
jianchenfengbingmeiyouzhijiedaying，xiaxueeryouxiewunai，zheishichenfengyuxiaxueererrenxieyizhiwaiqingqiu，chenfengruguojujue，sheiyeshuobuchuyige“bu”zi，weileyanchanghuixiaoguo，xiaxueerzhideduizhechenfengqiujiu，yuqizhongdaizhesajiaodeqixi。
“chenfeng，banggemangma，haobuhaolela。”
chenfengnalijianguozheige，suiranzhiqianhesuyuxinzaiyiqideshihou，suyuxindenvwangrenshebuyunxutaduirenheyigenanrenyousajiaodeyangzi。
“xing，xing，xing，nihaohaoshuohua，zheiyangwoshoubule，ruguobeinidefensikandaonizheigeyangzi，kongpaxiabadouyaojingdiaodishangleba。”
jiandaochenfengsongkou，xiaxueerganmangchengshengzhuiji。
“neiniyaobuyaochangma，wojiuzhidaonizuihaole。”
陈枫一阵无语。
“唱。”
shuowan，chenfengnaqimaikefeng，xiaozheduitaixiadegemishuodao：“《**》zheishouge，wohuihuiquhaohao**yixia，jianglaihuizaiwangluopingtaishangfabu，jieshiruguodajiaxiangting，keyiquxiazai。”
嗯？
baokuoxiaxueerzainei，suoyourendoulengzhule，fensidehelihudongjuranbeitaishangdebiaoyanzhejujuele，zheiyoukenengchengweiyanchushigu。
xiaxueerqiaomeiweizhou，ganggangbushishuoyaochangme，zenmenaqimaikefengjiubushitale？
kanzhibodewangyoumengengshifenlitucao。
“zhiqianzhibohaigaochuyifuyouyudeyangzi，xianzairangtachang，zenmejiubuchangle？”
“he，huoleliangtianjiukaishizhuangdapaile。”
“gujidangshishuobudingshijiachangni。”
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zhengdangdajiamobuzhetounaodeshihou，chenfengjixushuodao：“jirandajiaxiangtingwochangge，buruwojidajiaqingchangyiduanwodequanxinyuanchuanggequruhe。”
suoyourendaoxiyikouliangqi！
zheishishenmeren，juranhaiyouyuanchuangxinge？
还有歌？
pinglunquzhongdejianpanxiamenlikeganjuedaozijicunzaideyiyi，fengkuangshuaqipinglai。
“bushichuideba，suibiannayishougechulaicougesanbuqu？”
“youliangshouhaotingdegejiuxianwendangdechangyizhen，wujibifana，nianqingren。”
“wodejianpanyijingjikenannaile。”
“zuodengruanfanwangfanche。”
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xiaxueernaozixianruyipiankongbai，xianzaidejinpaichuangzuorenliangsangeyuenengchuyishougejiuyijingshiquanneidingjile，quanneigongrendejinpaiciqurenfangwensandoumeiyoushuokeyiyongyourucidechuangzuonengli，tayigedaxuelaoshi，jurannengzuodao。
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