doushishenghuoticaidexiaoshuo《lihunhou，wobangdinglenanshenyangchengyouxi！》，shizuozhe“weixiaoshashou”jingxinbianxiede，gaishuzhongdeguanjianrenwushilinyuanlianganni，jingcaineirongjieshao：tadeshenjingbijiaoshuairuo，yiqianrenheyidianqingweidongjingdounengjiangtachaoxing。zheiciqueyijueshuidaotianliang。chongzulianghaodeshuimian……
benlailinyuanjiuqueqian，quanshenshangxiazhiyouyibailaikuai。
xuqingqiuerhuabushuozhuanleyiwanshuoxiangchigezaocan。
这要求过分吗？
一点也不过分。
富婆啊！
budebushuo，dangmingxingshizhenzhuanqian。
水开后下入杂粮面。
linyuandasuanzaixialianggejiandanhehuotui。
而这时。
“咔嚓！”
bansuizheyaochicharusuoxindeshengyinxiangqi，fangmenbeiyouwaidakai。
sishixiangdaoleshenme，linyuanyizhanglianmianwubiaoqing。
yinvyinanxianhouzoulejinlai。
nvdeshencaihenhao，chuanzhebaisebanxiutxu，xiashenyitiaokaqisegewenbaizheduanqun，tuxianchuyishuangxiuzhangyunchengdedatui，jiaoshangyishuangbaisefanbuxie，lianshangdaizhekuandademojinghaizhazhewanzitou。
打扮的少女感十足。
nandechuanzhexiuxianxizhuangdalingdai，sanfanongnongshangwufeng，zhangxianghaiyoudianxiaoshuai。
lianganniwanzheduifangdeshoubei，yanranyiduirelianzhongdeqinglv。
“anni，yuanlainizhiqianjiuzhuzaizheilia，zheifangzihaibudaoyibaipingba，zhenshiweiqunile，deng《qingchunchuangzaoying》jiemuluzhijieshu，wojiubaniconggongsijiedaowoneilizhu，daihuayuandedudongbieshuniyidinghenxihuan……”
zhaozhengtingdaliangzhefangzijiegou，pingtoulunzudeyuqizhongdaizheyisibuxie。
turan，tashuohuadeshengyinjiaranerzhi。
“nizaijiaa，woyiweiniqushangbanle。”
lianganniyezhuyidaolelinyuan，suijiyouxiebuzirandesongkaiwanzhezhaozhengtingdeshou。
taduokanlelinyuanliangyan，buzhidaoweishenme，taganjuelinyuanbiandeyoudianbuyiyang，jutishinalichulewenti，tayeshuobushanglai。
haoxiangshiqisebizhiqianhaolehenduo....
“linxiansheng，womenyoujianmianle，wojiaozhaozhengting，shangciwomenzai……”
zhaozhengtingzegengemeishirenyiyangchonglinyuandaleshengzhaohu，zuijiaoguazheyisidanranxiaoyi，yanshendaiyoufushixing。
“woshangbushangban，gennimeishenmeguanxiba。”
linyuanbaozheshuangbeidandandao。
beiqiangleyijudeliangannizhouqimeitou。
“linyuan，womenyijinglilehun，jiusuanzuobuchengpengyouyebuzhiyudangchourenba，woxiangzhidao，niweishenmebawodelvpaopaojilahei。”
buzhidaoweishenme，xianzaitingdaolianganniyizhengciyandeshuochuzheizhonghua，linyuanjiuganjueyizhenfanwei。
linyuanlengshengdao：“womeibiyaogennijieshi。”
“weijingwoyunxu，daiqitarenchuangjinwojia，shiwobaojing，haishinimenzijizou。”
“wei！”zhaozhengtinghenbushuangyourengentazheiyangshuohua，youqiduifangshiyigeyangyangburuzijidenanren。
“wokannilvpaopaomeihuiwo，wojiuzhihaozijihuilainaxingli，fangxin，woshoushiwanxinglijiuzou，yihouyebuhuizaihuilai。”
shuozhe，lianganniyuraoguolinyuanwangwoshilizouqu。
linyuandangzailetademianqian，yongkanshazideyanshenkanzheta，“lianganni，nibuhuiyiweizheishinijiaba，woyunxunijinwofangjianle？haishishuo，niyizhidoushizheimesuibiandeyigeren。”
一语双关。
“nizenmeshuohuade！”zhaozhengtingzouleshanglai，liansehenbuhaokan。
liangannixianrantingdongle，tazhaixiamojingyouxieshengqidezhizhelinyuan：“linyuan，nishuohuatainantingle，hao，wobujinqu，neinijiubawodexinglihaijiwo，neishishuyuwodedongxi，woyouquanliyaohuilai！”
“nidedongxizaineier，jiuneiduikanqilaixiangzawudedongxi....nibuyao，wohaidasuandiudaolouxialajitong，liuzaizheilishizaizhandifang，gujinaqumaiyemeiyourenyao。”
linyuanzhilezhiyangtaijiaoluodeyiduidongxi，qingmiaodanxiedao。
“nishuosheiqumaiyemeirenyao！”lianganniqidehunshenfadou，youshiyiyushuangguan，tagengshengqideshilinyuanjingranzheimesuiyiduidaitadedongxi。
jingranbatadedongxidangzawuyiyangduifangzaiyangtai！
yiqiandelinyuancongbuhuizheimeduita。
“meiyoushenshifengdudenanren！anni，womenbugentayibanjianshi，naledongxiwomenjiuzou。”zhaozhengtinghenhendikanzhelinyuan，suiranbiaomianshangtashizaimalianganni，danneirongdoushizaizhixiangziji。
“ng。”liangannishenxilekouqi，bianquyangtaishoushixingli。
ketinglizhishengxialinyuanhezhaozhengting。
qianzhebuweisuodong，houzhequezhujiantingqiyaobei：
“linxiansheng，youjuhuawoyaotixingni。”
“annini，yijingqianyuelewomenweiguangyule，tadewaixingtiaojianbenshenjiuhenyouxiu，jiashangwomengongsidebaozhuangyingxiao，lianxiyiduanshijianjiukeyizai《qingchunchuangzaoying》jiemuzhongshunlichengzhangchudao。”
“congciyihou，niheannijianghuishilianggeshijiederen。”
“xiwangduiwai，nibuyaozaigenrenherentiqinigenliangannideguanxi，zheibujinshiweileta，yeshiweilenihao。”
zhaozhengtingzheifanhuadaiyounongnongweixiedeyisi，tatiaoxinbankanzhelinyuan，haosizaichaoxiaozheigeshibaidenanren。
“shuowanleme？shuowanlejiugun。”
linyuanlianyanpidoulandetaiyixia。
包装营销出道？
taduiyulequanbingbulejie。
danshuodaomingxing，zaitazuoshoubiandewoshili，haizhenghaoyouyiwei。
“我们走吧。”
“nideyaochi，haijini。”
liangannishoushiwanxingli，bayaochifangzaizhuoshang，lazhezhaozhengtingdeshoubiandasuanlikai。
二人转身之际。
yidaoqingchechunjingdesangyinqiahaoconggebiwoshichuanlai。
“qingwen，wodemianhaimeihaoma？”
xuqingqiudeshengyin，qiasishanjianqingquan，yudiaopingheerjiezhi，jibianshibiaodaqingxurengbaochizheneizhonganzhiruosu。
tadeshengyinhenyouzhigan，yefeichanghaoting，yixiajiuxiyinleliangannihezhaozhengtingdezhuyili。
youqishizhaozhengtingweijianqiren，guangtingshengyinjiuzhidaoduifangjueduishigemeinv。
zheijiahuojialihaizangzheyigenvren？
等等。
zheishengyinzenmetingqilaineimeershu。
好像在哪里听过。
zhaozhengtingtingxialejiaobuzhuanguoshen，shenweiweiguangyuleyishuchuangzuobujinglideta，zhendeganjuezheishengyinheyudiao，haoxiangzaimougeshengdadedianlitingguo。
tadenaohaizhongshanguowushugeyirendemingzi。
danyishizhijianjiushixiangbuqilai。
liangannitingxiajiaobu，huiguotou，dingzheneigefangjian，xiangshiyaotouguoqiangbikandaolimianderen。
“xiangbudaoalinyuan，womenqiantiancaiganglihun，nizhuanshenjiubanvrendaihuilejiali。”
“xinga，dongzuogoukuaidea。”
“tashisheijiaoshenmemingzi，yebujiwojieshaojieshao。”
lianganniyinyangguaiqidao，buzhidaoweishenme，tingdaolinyuanjialiyounvrendeshengyin，taxinlijiuhenbushufu。
“wodaisheihuilaidougennimeiguanxi。”
“lianganni，niguandeyetaikuanleba。”
“mafanganjinnazhenidedongxilikai，biedanwuwoshijian。”
林远不耐烦道。
“wozhishixiangshanyidetixingni，buyaozailubiansuibianzhaolegenvrenjiuwangjialidai，zheiyanghuirangwohuaiyizijidangchudeyanguang。”liangannijixulengchaorefeng。
linyuanshayoujieshidao：“nixiangduole，wozhishipanikanjianta，xiukuidaoxiangyaozishaeryi。”
“shuodahuayebupashanleshetou，neinidaoshirangtachulai，jiwokankanjiujingshizenyangyigerenjianjuese。”liangannichixiaoyisheng，taduizijideshencaizhangxianghaishifeichangyouzixinde，tayeshizhenxiangkankan，neigenvrendaodishihefangshensheng，shengyindequehenhaoting，jiushibuzhidaozhangdezenmeyang。
zheishishuyunvrenqiguaideshengfuyu。
linyuanlandejieshi，xuqingqiubuguanshishencaihaishizhangxiangqizhi，naizhimeiyigemaokongdounengbaliangannimiaoshachengzha。
zheilianggerengenbenjiubushiyigeciyuande。
liangannihenbushuangdanyoumeishenmebanfa，talenghengyishengzhuanshenzoule。
zhaozhengtinghailengzaiyuandi，jinsuozhemeitou，jiangganggangdeshengyinhezijinaohaizhongdejigemingzipeidui。
“si！zheigeshengyindaodishizainalitingguoni，neimehaotingdeshengyin，woyinggaibuhuiwangjicaidui。”
“zoubudong，wolaibangbangni。”
linyuankantazaifadaimeiyouxiangzoudeyisi，gancuitaiqijiaochuaileguoqu。
zhaozhengtingyigeliangqiangganghaozaimenjianbanleyixia，shuailegegouchishi。
“woqiaoliwa@#%￥。”
zhaozhengtingqidexiangyaomaniang，danglinyuanneigaodaxionghoudeshenbanwangqianyibushi，hedetaganjinqishenpaokai。
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