《lihunhou，wotianshishenfenzangbuzhule》shiyibufuyouxiangxianglidexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo，youduanzhijingxingousi。gushizhongdezhujiaosuhaoliqiuchanmianlinzhechaoyuexianshiderenwuhemaoxian，zhanxianlerenleiyongqihezhihuidejixian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyinrenrushengdeqingjiehefengfudehuanxiangyuansuershoudaoleguangdaduzhedexiai。qianquchakanyimajingqingkuangdelichenggong，shoudangqichong，beixiefengtunmei，zhenggerenyirouyankejiandesuduxiaoshouxiaqu，jingqishenbeiboduo，mingxuanyixian。……。
“shenme？nijingyaokaiguanyizouyeyedeshiti？”
“rulianfengguan，bukezaikai，zheidianchangshinidoubudong？”
lijiazanglishang，yishensangfudeliqiuchanqiaolianshengshuang，nudengzhezuozailunyishangdenanzi。
“yeyegongdeyuanman，bunengtangzaiyinguanzhizhong。”
suhaojieshidao：“tangruoyinguanrutu，yeyedelinghunjiangbudeanning。”
“genghekuang，nimenjiyeyetiaodehaishiyichusishazhixue，yinguanpengdaosisha，huizhaolaiyinhun。”
“daoshihoubaiguiyexinglijia，suoyourendoudesiyufeiming。”
zheifanhualuoxia，zhonglijiarenmashengyipian。
“zheiguancaishifengshuigaorenhudashisuotiao，xuanyongshanghaodecailiao，maizangdexueweigengshijixue，bushaodaguanguirendouqiangzheyao。”
“jiushi，ruobushihudashishengqianhelilaoyoujiaoqing，zheiguancaihezangxuegenbenlunbudaowomenlijiashenshang。”
“suhao，lilaodainizheisiquezibubo，banidangqinsunziyiyangkandai，renyounichilijiaruanfansannian，nijingraoluantadezangli，jianzhidanibudao。”
………………
yidaojieyidaodefenmenshengciqibifu，liqiuchanyeshiqidejiaoquzhandou，nubukee。
“suhao，nixianzaigundan，woshangkejieguocishi，fouze，xiuguaiwobujiangqingmian。”
“qiuchan，nijiubunengxinwoyicima？”suhaomianlukuse。
“woweilijiafuchusuoyou，bukenenghailijia，gengbukenengrangyeyebudeanxi。”
“闭嘴！”
liqiuchanyankuangtonghong，yinyindaizheleiguang。
“suhao，zheisannianguolai，nimeitianshouzheyibenpofengshuishu，congweiguanguozheigejia。”
“woyibianyaozhuanqianyangjia，yibianyaozhaogunizheigeshuangtuitanhuandefeiren，shourenchixiao。”
“zaiwairenyanli，woshishenjiaguoyidenvzongcai，danzaineirenyanli，wojiushigehunyinshibaidexiaochou。”
“nizhibuzhidao，nizheigetuoyoupingdanwulewoduodaderensheng？！”
苏皓心如滴血。
lijiabeishesiju，ruofeitaxianjiwudaoxiuwei，xishengshuangtui，beifuzuzhou，qiangxingpoju，zaichangdelijiarendoudehengsijietou。
liqiuchannenghuodaoxianzai，qiyundagai，yequankaotamomofuchu。
结果呢？
zijijuranchengweileliqiuchanzuilidefeiren，tuoyouping？
“抬棺入葬！”
jiansuhaobuzaikensheng，liqiuchanyiweitazizhilikui，yangshoufenfutaiguanrendao。
“不能入葬！”
suhaomianseyibian，huadonglunyi，quebuxiaoxinniansuilelilaodeyixiang。
“呼呼呼……”
chaneijian，kuangfengdazuo，jiangzanglixianchangdehuachuidesisan。
suhaomuguangsuran：“yinfengyilai，yinshasuihou，yinrenkaidao，biyouyinshi。”
“nimenlimakaiguanyishi，zaiwanyifenjiulaibujile，qingzeduanzijuesun，zhongzejiaporenwang。”
kexi，wurenxinsuhao，shenzhidamatagouyangdebaiyanlang。
liqiuchangengshibeiqiku，yibazhangshuaizaisuhaodelianshang。
“nihuileyeyedezangli！huiletadeyixiang！haiyaohuiwomenlijiademingyushima？！”
“suhao，jiranniburen，xiuguaibuyi。”
shuodaozheili，liqiuchancongbaolifanchuyifenlihunxieyi，rengzaisuhaomianqian。
“congjinriqi，womenlihun，lijiayijiwoliqiuchanhenizaiwuguage！”
“轰隆！”
qinglangdetiankongshunwuyunmibu，dianshanleiming。
xixixiaoyuluoxia，xianchangyipiansiji。
wangzheyanqiandelihunxieyi，suhaoturanxiaole。
“kanlainizaoyouzhunbei，liqiuchan，kezhenyounide。”
“nishaozaizheiliyinyangguaiqi，wozheisanniancongweigufuguoni！”
liqiuchanguazheleihendao：“weilezhaogunilianmian，woyuanbendasuanzaiyeyezangliguohouzaidanduhenitiqilihun，kenizuochuruciguofenzhishi，rangwoshiwangtouding。”
“jinrizheihunbuli，wokuiduiyeye，gengkuiduilijiazhangbeimenduiwodeqiwang！”
“shangandiyijian，xianzhanyizhongren，youyisi。”
suhaozichaoyixiao，kuaisuzailihunxieyishangqianlezi。
zailiqiuchannadeshunjian，tayierguangshuaileguoqu。
“啪！”
qingcuideshengyinzaianjingdeqifenxiahenshicier。
liqiuchandengdaleyan，buganxiangxinyixiangwenhedesuhaohuizuochujiabaozhishi。
“我们扯平了！”
suhaoyanshendanmo，chenshengdao：“liqiuchan，yeyezaishishi，wobuhaoshuozheixiehua，danxianzaitalaorenjiazoule，wodakaitianchuangshuolianghua。”
“zheisannianyaoshimeiyouwozhudongxianji，yongfengshuishufagaibianlijiasiju，zhaolaiqiyun，nimenbuzhidaosiduoshaocile。”
“youqishiniliqiuchan，niyiweinidechenggongkaodeshinuli？”
liqiuchanyiziyidun：“nandaobushima？”
“是个屁！”
suhaoheleyisheng：“quankaowoweininitiangaiming，buranjiupingjienineidiannengnai，nengyifanfengshundejianglishijituanzuodazuoqiang？”
李秋婵娇躯一震。
yeyeshengqiancengshuoguo，lijiabenlaizheibeizidouwufafanshen，quankaosuhaodecunzai。
nandao，zhenshizijiyanzhuo，bushilushanzhenmianmu？
“bu！tazaishuohuang，shituyongsanyanliangyumodiaowozheixieniandefuchu！”
liqiuchanyaoleyaotou，shouqilihunxieyi，bingrengchuyizhangzhipiao。
“wubaiwan，cunzaiyinxinglimian，chilixiyegounixiabanbeiziyishiwuyou。”
“bubi，jiudangwoyongwubaiwanmaileyigejiaoxun。”
suhaomianwubiaoqing，zhuanxianglunyi，xuxuliqu。
“neigexingzhaodebushihaoren，niruojixuhetazoujin，biyaoshishen。”
liqiuchancadiaoyanlei，lengmodao：“zhaogongzirenshuaiqianduohaiyounengli，suozaidezhaojiagengshinenghehuwangchaozheidengdashilipanshangguanxi，niyigeqiongjiyishengdouwufahetazhanzaiyigetaijiedequezi，bupeizhiyitaderenpin。”
“shime？neijiushimuyidaiba！”suhaohuadonglunyi。
“lijiajinwanyaozaodajie，zhunimenankang！”
zhonglijiarenjiansuhaozoulehaiyaozuzhoutamen，yigegedouxiangzhuichuquzousuhaoyidun。
liqiuchanqiangrenneixindesuanchu，gengyandao：“buyongguanta，jishiyidao，jiyeyexiazangweizhong。”
chulijiadechanei，fengyujinshutingzhi。
yangguangsazaisuhaoshenshang，duoleyigujierandulideqizhi。
qinianqian，tabaiyiweigaorenweishi，xideyishenfengshuiwushu，duanduansinianbianchengweiyidaitianshi。
xiashanhou，taweibaodashien，tongyichengweilijiashangmennvxu，buxiyimingshulaigaibianlijiadekunjing。
meixiangdaoshichengzhihou，zijiquebeilijiayijiaochuaikai，zhenshikebei。
“jikeqi，woyaoweizijierhuo！”
suhaoshenxiyikouqi，congkoudailimianquchuyimeiyuzhu，yanshenshensui。
zheishitaqinshengfumuliuxialaidenitianzhu，shifuzuilidetianxiadiyiqiwu，wushurenqiangduodezhibao。
yaoshinengjihuota，zijibujinnengzhongxinzhanqilai，saochushenshangsuoyouzuzhou，erqieshilihainenggengjinyibu。
“zhikexi，wosannianlaiyizhimeixundejihuozhifa……”
“唰！”
suhaowanxizhiyu，yizhishoumengdishenlai，yibajiangyuzhuqiangzou。
“suquezi，wotingrenshuo，niganggangzailijiazanglishangheiwo，shuowobushishenmehaoren？”
laizhebushishei，zhengshizhaojiashaoyezhaotai。
zaitashenhou，haigenzheyiqunhupenggouyou。
suhaohengmeiyishu：“bayuzhuhaiwo！”
“可以啊！”
zhaotaiqiazhesuhaodezui，jiangyuzhuqiangxingsairuhou，luoyusuhaofuzhong。
“jinwanwojiuyaorangliqiuchanguaiguaichenfuyuwodekuaxia，erni……jiuhezheipianhupanpeizangba！”
zhaotaizheiyinianlaishiyongguobuxiashicishouduan，shitudedaoliqiuchandeshenzi，kemeiyicidoubeisuhaopohuai，neixinduisuhaodehenyizaoyitaotian。
yitingshuoliqiuchanlihun，jiangsuhaoconglijiatichulai，tabianmabutingtidedaipengyoulaiweijiaosuhao，yixiexintouzhihen。
“动手！”
bansuizhezhaotaiyigexiangzhi，yiqunrenduizhesuhaobianshiyizhenquandajiaoti，yingshengshengjiangqidahunsiguoqucaibaxiu。
qizhongliangrennachushengzi，jiangsuhaokunbangqilai，rengjinleweiminghu。
zhidaomeiyoushuihua，yihuorencailiqu。
kesheidouweicengxiangdaodeshi，huneijingyouyicengjinseguangquanjianghunmidesuhaobaoguo，shiqimianyunisi。
guangdeyuantou，bianshitatunxiadenitianzhu……
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