《limaohuantaizi》zheibenshuzuiyinjiangnanhuajiuxiedefeichanghao，guoqilinguodegangdengmeigerenwugushidoujiaodaidefeichangqingchu，neirongyehenjingcai，feichangzhidekanyue。《limaohuantaizi》jianjie：xianzaibuguangyaowenguodegang，haiyaokanguofenyangdexihao。ruguozheidaocaiguofenyangaichi，neijueduimeiyoutadefen。zhiyou……
chashuigangyirukou，guodegangzhijiepenle，gengshirangtanubukee。
zheichaguntangbushuo，haitebienong，asangzi。
“你怎么沏的茶？”
“你想烫死我吗？”
“haiyou，zheimenongdecha，nirangwozenmehe？”
“wodaihuihaiyaofanchangni！sangziale，yale，wohaizenmeshangtai？”
“nengbunengdongdongnaozi！”
guodegangduizheshaoyunbingyitongnuma，zhenshibashaoyunbingmadequanshenduosuo，lianliandaoqian。
“对不起师父。”
“daochadeshi，yibandoushidalinqinzijininzhunbeide。”
“wogangcaitingjianninyaocha，dalinyoubuzai，jiuganjinjininzhenlaile。”
“shifu，woxiacizhuyi。”
“womashangjininhuanyibei。”
shuozhe，shaoyunbingzhuanshenjiupaole。
guodegangmeiyouzulanshaoyunbing，takanlekanshouzhongreqinongliedecha，youkanlekanzhuoshangkongkongdechabei，dailengdezuolehuiqu。
yiqian，guodegangconglaimeixiangguo，weishenmetayidaohoutai，zhuoshangjiufangzheyibeicha。
erqiewulunshiwenduhaishinongdu，douganghao。
henfuhetadehechaxiguan。
gengmeixiangguo，zheibeichaweishenmeconglaibukong，zhiyaotayilai，chajiuzai。
现在他明白了。
zheiyiqiedoushiguoqilinzaimomodeweitazhunbei。
huoxuyibeichabingmeiyouneimezhongyao，zhongyaodeshiguoqilinjizhuletadexiguan。
bingqieshinianruyiridejianchizhe。
qishibujinjinshihechadexiguan，guodegangsuoyoudexiguan，guoqilindoulaolaojizaixinlile，bingqieyizhizaifuchuxingdong。
biruguodegangshufangdeshujibaifang，biruguodegangdeyaopinshuliang，shenzhishiguodegangchifanshi，wankuaideweizhi，guoqilindouhuianpaihao。
guodegangzonghuizaizuiheshideshiji，zuishufudeweizhi，zhaodaozijisuoxuyaodedongxi。
huoxuguodegangzenmeyexiangbudao，guoqilingangganglikai，tajiuliankoushunkoudecha，douhebushangle。
“老郭，茶。”
jiuzaizheishi，wanghuiduanzheyibeicha，weixiaozhezouleguolai。
“谢谢。”
guodegangweixiaozhejieguocha，shuoleshengxiexie。
“zanmenshifuqi，nihewoshuoshenmexiea。”
wanghuicongbeihoulouzheguodegangdebozi，weixiaodao：“degang，niyaomingbai，wocaishineigehenixiangruyimo，zoudaozuihouderen。”
“至于大林。”
“ai，zhenshiyuedayuebuxianghuale。”
“dangbabadeshuoliangju，bushiweitahaoma？hainaoshangpiqile。”
“niyebiezheji，dengtazaiwaimianchigoulekutou，jiuhuiguaiguaihuilaile。”
“nijizhu，dengtahuilai，yidingbunengjitahaolianzi，yaohaohaodejiaoxun！haizijiubunengguanzhe！”
“yueguantayuedengbizishanglian，yihougengwufawutianle！”
“laoshuohua，guanzirushazi，nibuhuibuzhidaoba？”
wanghuizheixiehuazhenshiyougoujifengde。
jirannizhidaoguanzirushazi，neiweishenmehairuciguanzhenixiaoerzi？
bujinbatayangdefeizeishapang，haijitachuanjindaiyin，jinzhuozi，jinxiangliangualeyishen，shengpabierenbuzhidao，nierzishifuerdai，xingerdaibei？
xiaoerzicongchusheng，jiuyaoshenmeyoushenme，erguoqilinquelianzijidezhuanshufangjian，maojinyashuazheixiezuijibendedongxidoumeiyou。
budebushuo，nitamiaohaizhenshishuangbiaoa！
erzuikehendeshi，guodegangjingranhairentongwanghuideshuofa。
“哼！”
“deyunsheshitaxianglaijiulai，xiangzoujiuzoudedifang？”
“jiusuantashiwoerzi，yemeizheigequanli！”
“zheiciruguotabushenkefansheng，haohaorencuo，jiuyongyuanbiehuilaile！”
“woguodegangbuxuyaozheizhongwunideerzi！”
忤逆！
多严重的字眼。
zaigudai，ruguoerzibeikoushangwunidemaozi，neijibenjiukeyixuanpansixingle。
yongzheidengziyanxingrongzijideerzi，zhendeheshima？
qifenzhong，guodegangyouheleyikouwanghuidaolaidecha。
chayirukou，guodegangxiayishideculecumei。
suiranwanghuizhendecha，buzhiyurangguodegangpenchulai，dantahezhehaishibushunkou。
culecumei，guodegangzhongjiushishenmehuadoumeishuo。
erzheishi，shaoyunbingzouguolai，manliandexiaoxinyiyi。
“shifu，gaininshangchangle。”
“ai！”guodegangzhongzhongdetanlekouqi，manliandepijuan，dantahaishiyaozheya，zhanqishenlai，zouxianglewutai。
kanzheguodegangpijuandebeiying，shaoyunbingyouxiexinteng，taxiayishidedigudao：“ruguodalinmeituichu，qiandayehaizai。”
“zheicifengxiang，woshifujiumeineimeleileba？”
“zuohaonizijideshi，meiyongdehua，shaoshuo！”
jiuzaishaoyunbinggankaishi，wanghuideshengyincongtabeihouchuanlai。
shaoyunbingheleyitiao，“duibuqishiniang！”
接着落荒而逃。
kanzheshaoyunbingluohuangertaodebeiying，wanghuilenghengyisheng，“guoqilin……huibulaile！”
wanghuilejieguodegangdepiqi，yeshenzhizijineiyiguideweili。
congzijixiaguineiyikekaishi，deyunshejiuzhudingmeiguoqilindeshile。
deyunshedeyiqie，doushuyutaxiaoerzide！
馄饨摊。
“hahaha，yemen，gaoding！”
yuqiannazheshouji，daxiaozhezoulehuilai。
tapobujidaidexiangguoqilinxuanyao，“daoyanguanhu，wujing，chendaoming，yannikechuan，zhuyaoyanyuanyangzi，bailu，wulei，ouhaojinidaxi。”
“laoxigu，xiaoxianrouyingyoujinyou，quanmingxinghaohuazhenrong，zenmeyang？”
“niyaoshijuedehaibugou，wozaijiaohuibaoleduilaishouzhutiqu！”
“goule，goule，taigoule！”tingzheyuqianbaochudemingzi，guoqilindoujingdaile。
喵的！
这阵仗也太大了吧。
haizhenshilaoxigu，xiaoxianrouqijua！
jiusuanshiguoyidedazhizuo，yanyuanzhenrongyejiurucileba？
guoqilinzhidaozijishifuzaiyulequanchidehenkai，danmeixiangdaochidezheimekai。
jigedianhuajiujujilezheimehaohuadezhenrong。
daoyanguanhuyeshixinyidaishilipaidadaoyanle。
tazhidaode《douniu》，neishihuojiangwushu，《chuzipizixizi》yeshigaopiaofangdedaibiao。
rangtazhidaozheibu《laoshihao》yidingmeiwenti。
bijing《laoshihao》deyuandaoyanbuguoshideyunsheyigehezikedexueyuan。
tadounengrang《laoshihao》depiaofangdadao4geduoyi，xianzaihuanchengguanhu，zaijiashangzheimehaohuadezhenrong。
neipiaofangbudebenzheshiyiquma？
zijishoubudianyingjiuyaoposhiyi！guoqilinzhenshixiangxiangdoujidong。
“shifu，zhenshitaiganxieninle。”
guoqilinduizheyuqianshenshenjuleyigong，zhenchengdebiaoshiganxie。
“hai。”yuqianbailebaishou，“gennishifukeqishenme。”
“zhiyaoninengchurentoudi，shifuzuoshenmedouxinganqingyuan！”
“laile，bielairoumaneiyitao。”
“shuoshuo，nidasuanshenmeshihoukaiji？”
guoqilinxianglexiang，“yuekuaiyuehao，zuihaoshinengganshangchunjiedang！”
额？
yuqianyileng，“zheiyetaikuaileba。”
“xianzaijuliguonian，zhiyousangeduoyuele。”
“来得及吗？”
guoqilinshuangmouyining，“laideji，zuihaoshiganshangdeyunshekaixiangshangying！”
yuqiankanzheguoqilin，dailengdezhalezhayan，“neinibuhuijiaguonianle？”
“hehe。”guoqilincanxiaozhesonglesongjian，“shifu，neigejia，wohuibuhuiqu，zhongyaoma？”
yuqianshenseyidong，“mingbaile，woquanpai！”
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