shuming《laoponverqushihou,wozhongshengbaling》,xianrujinzhengzailianzaizhong,zhuyaorenwuyoufangxintingjiansiqi,shiwangluozuozhemengjiangbenzundujiasuoxiede,wenzhangwuguanggaobanbenhenxijing,jianjieruxia:suiranfuzhubushipeiheqilainengqiangshiwanchengjishadeyingxiong,danshigongbendeshengcunhuanjingzailingshuidesunshangxiangzuogunyougun……
把猴子用绳子拴到院中树上,方新亭继续追鸡。
yuanziliyishijianjifeigoutiao。
xiaohouzihedesesefadou,soudeyixiazangdaoshuhou。
jiansiqitingdemujiyibianpaoyibiancanjiao,youkandaofangxintinghenshixinkudezhuizhejipao。
tapuchiyixia,youxiangdaozijizaishengqi,bunengxiao,qiangxingrenzhu。
xiaohouzitoutoutanchutou,xiaoxinyiyididaliangjiansiqidelianse。
“nipasha?woyoubuhuichileni。”jiansiqihengleyisheng,baozhenverjinwu。
henkuai,fangxintingzhuishangji。
yanjiulebantianzhihou,zhongyuzhaodaonalixiashou。
caidaolunqi,jishengzhongjie……
xiaohouzizhidejiaoleyisheng,zhengzhihoudoudaizhule。
houyandengdedadade,buzhisuocuo。
shoulizhuazheshengzi,shenzisesefadou。
fangxintingbajifangdaopenli,jiaoshanggunshui。
tangleyihuikaishibajimao。
meibayigenjimao,xiaohouzideshenzidouzhanshangneimeyizhan,meitouzhoushangneimeyizhou。
nulizhuajinshengzi,zhizhizhidijiao,shengyinzhandou。
jigexiaoshihou,fangxintingzuohaojitang。
“zheimeduotang,wozenmehedewan?”suiranxinzhongyuanhen,jiansiqihaishixiangrangfangxintingyechidianrou,“wohetang,nichirouhaole。”
“woyihuichi,niduochirou。”jiandaojiansiqikaishihetangchirou,fangxintingdaoyuanzhongkanxiaohouzi。
yikandaofangxinting,xiaohouzideshenzisuochengyituan。
“nishidanalaide?”fangxintingdishengwenxiaohouzi。
xiaohouzizenmekenenghuihuida,zhigudesesefadou。
zouguoqunieleniexiaohouzideduzi,duzikongkongde,yebuzhidaoliulangduojiule。
zoujinwu,hejiansiqishangliang:“zanmenbaxiaohouziliuxiaba。”
“liuxia?”jiansiqichenxialian,“womenzijidouchibubao。”
“nikantadexiangquan。”fangxintingbaxiangquanjiekaijijiansiqikan,“bushimaxituan,jiushishuahouren。”
tabaneilihouzidebeicanyishengjianglejiang:“……ruguofangrentalikai,wanyibeirenzhuazhe,yaomemaiqianyaomebianchenghounao。”
jiansiqiyejianguoshuahourenbiaoyande,xinqingyouxiechenzhong:“yaoshiyourenlaizhao,jiuhaijirenjia。”
“hao!”fangxintingzoudaoyuanli,zhizhexiaohouzi,“jiniqigemingba。”
“dashengjiaowukong,nijiaoxiaokonghaole!”
xiaokongzhalezhayanjing,yifushoujingguodudebiaoqing。
“danzizhenxiao。”fangxintingroulerouxiaokongdetou,batayoufanghuidimian。
xiaokongzhuaizheshengzi,yihuitaitoukankanfangxinting,yihuiyoujiangtouchuixialai。
看起来可怜兮兮地。
jiansiqichuilechuijitang,“tachishenme?zhichishuiguoma?”
“qingcaiyinggaiyechiba!”fangxintingdaohouyuandilibaochuyikeshengcai,dijixiaokong。
xiaokongxiaoxinyiyidijieguolai,xiandaliangfangxintingdelianse,jiantaliansehaihao,bianbashengcaisaidaozuili。
chileyikouhou,xiaokongyanjingyiliang,dakoudakoujiaozhe。
yizhizhuazinazheshengcaiwangzuilisong,lingyizhizhuazichezheshengcai。
kanqilaihenkaixindeyangzi。
“chidezhenxiang。”jiansiqixiaozhe,yikoujiangjitanghewan。
fangxintingjixiaokongzhunbeileyigejiandandewo,rangxiaokongxiuxi。
ranhouhejiansiqishangliang:“wanshangbubangta,yaoshitapaole,jiushihezanmenwuyuan。yaoshimeipao,jiuyangzheta。fanzhengtazhichishucai,houyuanzhongdeyou,yebuhuashenmeqian。”
简思齐点头。
……
又是一天的早上。
jijiansiqizuohaozaofan,zoulechuqu。
jintian,tayaoqujiyuezhangjiabaoxi,shunbianbazhangmuniangqingguolaibangzhezhaokanjiansiqi。
jiandaofangxintingchumenjiuluosuo,linjupudixiaole:“nihaipawomenjinqutoudongxi?”
“bupabupa,nimenmeishishibuhuijinqude,wojiupayouxierenhuibuqingzijin。”
“siqizuozheyuezimeiyoufankangnengli,wanyiyourenchongjinqubawoguinvbaozoumaile,neikeshihouhuiyibeizideshi。”
fangxintingchaozhelinjumenhuilehuishou,zhuanshenzoule。
kanzhefangxintingdebeiying,linjumendouxiaole:“xintinghualiyouhua,tafangde,shilaofangjiaderen。”
gangzoudaozheilidezhangshuanglantingdaozheijuhua,lianseyinchen。
fangxinting,zenmeturanbutinghuale?
xianquzhianshi,tepaiyuantangcongjiangyizhangzhitiaodileguolai,“niquzhaozheigerenjiunengbubanhukou,tajiaogejingsheng。”
“taixiexiele。”fangxintinglianshengdaoxie,jiangfengshanpiaofangdaotangcongmianqian。
“nijiwozheigezuoshenme?”tangcongkandaofengshanpiao,yanjingweiweidengda。
“wononglaiyizhangpiao,zijiyemeiqianmai。xiangzhenikenenghuixuyao……”fangxintingyoujiangfengshanpiaowangqiantuileyixia。
xianzaishixiatian,sheibuxiangmaifengshan?
keshi,fengshanpiaoshizaishitainannonglaile。
tangcongxianglexiang:“zheipiaowoshouxiale,huitouduoshaoqian,wojini。”
“woxianzoule,haidequzhangmuniangjiabaoxini。”
到了丈母娘家。
yijiandaofangxinting,zhangmuniangjiangcaiyunlianbushilian,bizibushibizi:“yo,guyedengmenle?zhenshixike。”
fangxintingzhidaozhangmuniangnaoziji,bianpeizhexiao:“ma,siqishengle,wolaibaogexi。”
badaidedongxididaozhangmuniangmianqian。
jiangcaiyunyixiangqijiansiqishengchandeshiqing,jiushiyiduziqi,kandoubukandongxi:
“wobuxihannibaoxi!siqishengchandangtian,woguoquzhaogu,nimenjiashizenmeduiwode?”
fangjueminyijiashengpafangxintingbaqianjijiansiqihuale,minglianliduijiangcaiyun。
shuojiangcaiyuntantufangxintingdegongzuoheqian。
jiangcaiyunyixianggaoaoderen,zenmekenengshoudelezheifenqi。
youjiandaofangxintingbutitashuohua,zaikandaojiansiqichuchanfanghoujiuzoule。
“shiwobudongshi,ninbiejieyi。”fangxintingyezhidaozijizuodebudui。
youjiangzijimingtianyaoqufudaoshuxuexiaoduideshiqingshuoleyixia:“woxiangqingniquzhaogusiqiyuezi……”
jiangcaiyunyitingdaozheige,jiuxiangqifangxintingbagongzuorangjifangjuemindeshiqing,bujinnule:
“haohaodegongzuorangjibieren,niqujiaoneigeshashuxuexiaodui?ninaoziliquanshishima?”
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