第5章 方新亭为什么不听话了?

把猴子用绳子拴到院中树上,方新亭继续追鸡。

yuanziliyishijianjifeigoutiao。

xiaohouzihedesesefadou,soudeyixiazangdaoshuhou。

jiansiqitingdemujiyibianpaoyibiancanjiao,youkandaofangxintinghenshixinkudezhuizhejipao。

tapuchiyixia,youxiangdaozijizaishengqi,bunengxiao,qiangxingrenzhu。

xiaohouzitoutoutanchutou,xiaoxinyiyididaliangjiansiqidelianse。

“nipasha?woyoubuhuichileni。”jiansiqihengleyisheng,baozhenverjinwu。

henkuai,fangxintingzhuishangji。

yanjiulebantianzhihou,zhongyuzhaodaonalixiashou。

caidaolunqi,jishengzhongjie……

xiaohouzizhidejiaoleyisheng,zhengzhihoudoudaizhule。

houyandengdedadade,buzhisuocuo。

shoulizhuazheshengzi,shenzisesefadou。

fangxintingbajifangdaopenli,jiaoshanggunshui。

tangleyihuikaishibajimao。

meibayigenjimao,xiaohouzideshenzidouzhanshangneimeyizhan,meitouzhoushangneimeyizhou。

nulizhuajinshengzi,zhizhizhidijiao,shengyinzhandou。

jigexiaoshihou,fangxintingzuohaojitang。

“zheimeduotang,wozenmehedewan?”suiranxinzhongyuanhen,jiansiqihaishixiangrangfangxintingyechidianrou,“wohetang,nichirouhaole。”

“woyihuichi,niduochirou。”jiandaojiansiqikaishihetangchirou,fangxintingdaoyuanzhongkanxiaohouzi。

yikandaofangxinting,xiaohouzideshenzisuochengyituan。

“nishidanalaide?”fangxintingdishengwenxiaohouzi。

xiaohouzizenmekenenghuihuida,zhigudesesefadou。

zouguoqunieleniexiaohouzideduzi,duzikongkongde,yebuzhidaoliulangduojiule。

zoujinwu,hejiansiqishangliang:“zanmenbaxiaohouziliuxiaba。”

“liuxia?”jiansiqichenxialian,“womenzijidouchibubao。”

“nikantadexiangquan。”fangxintingbaxiangquanjiekaijijiansiqikan,“bushimaxituan,jiushishuahouren。”

tabaneilihouzidebeicanyishengjianglejiang:“……ruguofangrentalikai,wanyibeirenzhuazhe,yaomemaiqianyaomebianchenghounao。”

jiansiqiyejianguoshuahourenbiaoyande,xinqingyouxiechenzhong:“yaoshiyourenlaizhao,jiuhaijirenjia。”

“hao!”fangxintingzoudaoyuanli,zhizhexiaohouzi,“jiniqigemingba。”

“dashengjiaowukong,nijiaoxiaokonghaole!”

xiaokongzhalezhayanjing,yifushoujingguodudebiaoqing。

“danzizhenxiao。”fangxintingroulerouxiaokongdetou,batayoufanghuidimian。

xiaokongzhuaizheshengzi,yihuitaitoukankanfangxinting,yihuiyoujiangtouchuixialai。

看起来可怜兮兮地。

jiansiqichuilechuijitang,“tachishenme?zhichishuiguoma?”

“qingcaiyinggaiyechiba!”fangxintingdaohouyuandilibaochuyikeshengcai,dijixiaokong。

xiaokongxiaoxinyiyidijieguolai,xiandaliangfangxintingdelianse,jiantaliansehaihao,bianbashengcaisaidaozuili。

chileyikouhou,xiaokongyanjingyiliang,dakoudakoujiaozhe。

yizhizhuazinazheshengcaiwangzuilisong,lingyizhizhuazichezheshengcai。

kanqilaihenkaixindeyangzi。

“chidezhenxiang。”jiansiqixiaozhe,yikoujiangjitanghewan。

fangxintingjixiaokongzhunbeileyigejiandandewo,rangxiaokongxiuxi。

ranhouhejiansiqishangliang:“wanshangbubangta,yaoshitapaole,jiushihezanmenwuyuan。yaoshimeipao,jiuyangzheta。fanzhengtazhichishucai,houyuanzhongdeyou,yebuhuashenmeqian。”

简思齐点头。

……

又是一天的早上。

jijiansiqizuohaozaofan,zoulechuqu。

jintian,tayaoqujiyuezhangjiabaoxi,shunbianbazhangmuniangqingguolaibangzhezhaokanjiansiqi。

jiandaofangxintingchumenjiuluosuo,linjupudixiaole:“nihaipawomenjinqutoudongxi?”

“bupabupa,nimenmeishishibuhuijinqude,wojiupayouxierenhuibuqingzijin。”

“siqizuozheyuezimeiyoufankangnengli,wanyiyourenchongjinqubawoguinvbaozoumaile,neikeshihouhuiyibeizideshi。”

fangxintingchaozhelinjumenhuilehuishou,zhuanshenzoule。

kanzhefangxintingdebeiying,linjumendouxiaole:“xintinghualiyouhua,tafangde,shilaofangjiaderen。”

gangzoudaozheilidezhangshuanglantingdaozheijuhua,lianseyinchen。

fangxinting,zenmeturanbutinghuale?

xianquzhianshi,tepaiyuantangcongjiangyizhangzhitiaodileguolai,“niquzhaozheigerenjiunengbubanhukou,tajiaogejingsheng。”

“taixiexiele。”fangxintinglianshengdaoxie,jiangfengshanpiaofangdaotangcongmianqian。

“nijiwozheigezuoshenme?”tangcongkandaofengshanpiao,yanjingweiweidengda。

“wononglaiyizhangpiao,zijiyemeiqianmai。xiangzhenikenenghuixuyao……”fangxintingyoujiangfengshanpiaowangqiantuileyixia。

xianzaishixiatian,sheibuxiangmaifengshan?

keshi,fengshanpiaoshizaishitainannonglaile。

tangcongxianglexiang:“zheipiaowoshouxiale,huitouduoshaoqian,wojini。”

“woxianzoule,haidequzhangmuniangjiabaoxini。”

到了丈母娘家。

yijiandaofangxinting,zhangmuniangjiangcaiyunlianbushilian,bizibushibizi:“yo,guyedengmenle?zhenshixike。”

fangxintingzhidaozhangmuniangnaoziji,bianpeizhexiao:“ma,siqishengle,wolaibaogexi。”

badaidedongxididaozhangmuniangmianqian。

jiangcaiyunyixiangqijiansiqishengchandeshiqing,jiushiyiduziqi,kandoubukandongxi:

“wobuxihannibaoxi!siqishengchandangtian,woguoquzhaogu,nimenjiashizenmeduiwode?”

fangjueminyijiashengpafangxintingbaqianjijiansiqihuale,minglianliduijiangcaiyun。

shuojiangcaiyuntantufangxintingdegongzuoheqian。

jiangcaiyunyixianggaoaoderen,zenmekenengshoudelezheifenqi。

youjiandaofangxintingbutitashuohua,zaikandaojiansiqichuchanfanghoujiuzoule。

“shiwobudongshi,ninbiejieyi。”fangxintingyezhidaozijizuodebudui。

youjiangzijimingtianyaoqufudaoshuxuexiaoduideshiqingshuoleyixia:“woxiangqingniquzhaogusiqiyuezi……”

jiangcaiyunyitingdaozheige,jiuxiangqifangxintingbagongzuorangjifangjuemindeshiqing,bujinnule:

“haohaodegongzuorangjibieren,niqujiaoneigeshashuxuexiaodui?ninaoziliquanshishima?”