zuozhe“shuanghansiyuezhou”daizheshumingwei《laoshiweiwojiangti,mamaqueyaobaojing》dexiaoshuohuiguidaodazhongshixianzhong,zhurengonglizihanliziyaoshenbianfashengdegushirangrenyibukaimuguang,huanhuanxiangkoudegushiqingjiejueduiburongcuoguo,gaishuwei: taixiadelingdaodouzhouqilemeitou,yihuodixunwenwo:“menwaideshinimama?”haimeidengwohuida,mamaxiantingjianlelingdaodexunwen,jiansheng……
第四章
zheijianshi,haishimamadiyicizaiwomenmianqianchibie。
tahenshichenjileyiduanshijian,danshiwonengchajuechutadeyanshenliyouzheyinyindehenyi。
wobuzaihuzheixie,yixinzhiyouhaohaoxuexi。
zheici,yinweimeiyoumamajiaoju,wodechengjimeiyouxiahua,
chenggongkaoshangleguoneidetopjibiedaxue。
daxuebiyehou,wozaicishoudaoleneijiazhimingwaiqideoffer,
xinzibiqianshihaiyaoduochujinyibei。
zheiyici,womeiyougaosumamawoquzheilimianshidexiaoxi,
ershizijizhunbei,zhongyuchenggongruzhi。
可是没过多久,
mamajingranchenwoshuizheyihoutoukanwodeshouji,zhidaoworuzhilezheigegongsi。
tajiaqingjiayidiweiwohexi,shuogongxiworuzhidagongsi,
wodexinliqueyizhenehan,buzhidaotadaodixiangzuoshenmeyao。
zheigeyuediwojiuruzhisangeyuele,xuyaojinxingzhuanzhengshuzhi,
womeigangaosumama,ershijimeimeisailejiqiankuaiqian,rangtahemamachuquwan,
meimeichengjibuhao,zhishangleyigedazhuan,meitianmangzhechihewanle,
shoulewodeqian,quekanyemeikanwoyiyan,yanjingwangshangyipie:
“caizheimedian!gouganshenmede!?nibushijinledagongsidegaocaishengma,zheimekou!”
wohetachengnuo,zhiyaoneitianbamamadaichuqu,houmianhaihuizaijitahaochu。
keshi,zaiwoshuzhidangtian,wogangnaqiyaokongbi,jiutingdaolemenwaichuanlaishuxideshengyin。
“guainver,mamalaijinijiayoule,nimenzheiqunbaoan,kuaifangwojinqu!”
taixiadelingdaodouzhouqilemeitou,yihuodixunwenwo:“menwaideshinimama?”
haimeidengwohuida,mamaxiantingjianlelingdaodexunwen,jianshengdahandao:
“woshilizihandemama!tingdaolemeiyou,kuairangwojinqu!”
baoanbuqingchuqingkuang,jitafanglexing,
jiandaotachongjinlaishiyangyangdeyidezuilian,heyanlizangdejishendeeyi,
wohunshenruzhuibingku,ganjuezhenggeshentidexueyedouwangdanaoyongqu。
wodeshoujiaokaishibingliang,qianshidesuoyoukongbujiyidouhuilule,xiangzhangkou,queshenmeyeshuobuchulai。
mamachongshanglai,hetaixiadelingdaomenyigejieyigedewoshou,xiaodewubicanlan。
lingdaomenganjuemomingqimiao,danhaishichuyulimaohetawoleshou,
mamakaishiletadebiaoyan。
“aiya,geweilingdaoyidingyaohaohaozhaoguwomenjiazihana!”
“womenjiazihanshiyidiandoulibukaiwode,meitiandoudeanshihuijiachiwufanhewanfan,suoyinimenxiabanyidingbunengzhaota,tiantaxialaiyedengshangbanzaishuo!”
领导尴尬地笑笑:
“womenbuhuiguoyuzhanyongyuangongxiabanshijiande。”
妈妈继续发力:
“womenjiazihancongxiaojiushigecongmingderen,shangxuejiuzhidaotoulaoshidedongxidaihuijia,meiqianlezongnengzhaodaorenyuanyijitaqian,shejiaonenglitebieqiang,tiantiandaibutongdenanrenhuijiani!”
neimingmingshilaoshijiwohaochengjidejiangli,haiyouwoshangdaxuejiedejiajiao,
taquebianzaowodehuangyaorucidexinyingshou,
buzhidaozheixiehuazaitadenaohaililianxiguojibianle。
guoran,wodezhuanzhengshuzhizuodeyituanzao,beigongsicituile。
huidaojia,wozhongyurenbuzhubafennufaxielechulai:
“nibawodegongzuogaomeile,nixianzaimanyile!?”
“wobianchenglemeiyougongzuodewuyeyoumin,zheigexingyeyihoukongpadoubuhuiyaowozheiyangpinxingbuduanderenle,xianzainikaixinleba!”
jianwogongzuodiule,mamayoukaishijiamojiayangcayanlei。
“wohaibushiweinihao,xiangbangnishuodianhaohua,rangnikuaidianzhuanzhengma。”
tayoukaishikutianhandi:“wozuocuoshenmelewo,wozheiyishengguodehaiburuyizhigou,doushiweilezheigejia,xianzaihaibeirenxianqi!wobuhuole!”
shuozhe,tajiuyaojiwoxiagui,haimeiguixiaqu,babayijiaojiubawochuaidaozaidishang,
wodeduziyizhenjutong,zhanyezhanbuqilai。
gebikanrenaodeqinqiyefenfencouleguolai,zhizewobuxiao,
erguzhangkaizhengningdexuekou:“shangzheimeduoxueyoushenmeyong,zhaowoshuo,nverchuzhongbiyejiuqudagongzhuanqianhaole,shangdexueyueduojiuyuebutinghua!”
daboyeyaotouhuangnao:“wozaojiushuole,jialimeiyounanhaierjiushibuxing,nverdoushiyangbushude。”
yeyouchangbailiande,sanyixiaohehedishuo:“yaobunijinimadaogeqian,buguanzenmeyang,tadoushinima,jiahewanshixingma~”
yiqunrenxiangdiyulideluochaeguiweizhewo,xiangshiyaobawolaxiadiyu,woganjuedaozhouweinongliedeeyi。
meimeizaiyibianyinyangguaiqi:
“baba,yaobusuanleba,takeshiwomenjiadegaocaisheng,weilaiwomenkedouyaokaojiejieni!”
tingwentadetiaobolijian,babaanzhewodetou,qiangxingjimamaketou,
wodenaomenyixiayouyixiadezhuangzaibinglengdedibanshang。
“jinimadaoqian!buranjintiannijiuyizhiketouba!”
juliedezhuangjitongganlingworenbuzhuliuchuleishui,danshiwohaishimeiyousongkou,
wogengzhebozi,yazhesangzixiaoshengdao:
“wobu。womeiyouzuocuo,wobudaoqian!”
zaiwokanxiangmamadeshihou,wofenmingkanjiantayanzhongdedeyi,yituiweijinzheiyizhao,tayongdebaishibailing。
zhiyaowobushuowocuole,zheiqunqinqihebabajiubizhewojixuketou,
wokeyigejiushuoyijuwomeicuo,zhidaowotoupoxueliu,biqinglianzhong,babayigeerguazishandewopabuqilai。
mamazhongyudafacibei,gaogaozaishangdao:“haole,woyuanliangzihanle。”
yushiergusanshen,daboxiaoshumenyoukaishikuazanwomamacimuxinchang,yikexindoufangzaihaizishenshang,
shunbianzaikualiangjumeimeidongshi,maliangjuwobuzhihaodai。
he,tamenyixiangdoushizheiyang,zhiyaodaozimeizhazaitamenshenshang,jiubuhuiteng。
zheiqunrenkanwochengjihao,zaojiujidudebudele,kanbabamamanvedaiwo,xinlizhiyoutongkuaide。
wotaiqibeixuehuzhudeyanjing,sisidikanxiangtamen。
zheilidemeiyigeren,doubiexianghaoguo!