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小说简介

zuozhe“zhimajuaner”chuangzuodexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo《laotaierguangxiangbaling！quanjiaguiqiubieduanqin》，jiangshudeshizhujiaoshenmingyuewangxiaojuanzhijiandegushi，jingcaineirongjieshao：ranhoutajiujiandaoshenmezashenme，yibianzayibiankan，haiyibianhan，“sharenlea！jiuminga！sharenlea！”……

精彩章节

shenmingyuedakaimenchekaisangzijiuhan，“dajiakuailaikana，wangyoumingaopoxie，yaobawoganchuqujipoxietengweizhi！dajialaipingpinglia，wangyouminyibanianjilehaibuyaoliangaopoxie！”

benlaijiudengzhekanrenaodelinjumenhuyixiajiuchongchulaile。

“poxie？sheigaopoxie？”meigerenyanlidoushanshuozhebaguadeguangmang！

“wangyouminyaoganwozou，shuowobugoupiaoliang，meiwenhua。”shenmingyuezhishuolezheimeyijuranhoujiuku。

linjumendunshiyilunqilaile。

“gaibuhuishihecuntoudezhaoguafuba？”

“zhaoguafuqiaobushangtaba，wocaishiniuguafu，qianxietianwohaikandaotaheniuguafushuoxiaolei。”

“bieshuo，niuguafuhexiaodongbahaitingpei。”

genbenbuxuyaoshenmingyueshuoshenme，tamenzijijiuhuicai。

wangjiarenburangtahaoguo，tayebunengrangtamenhaoguo，dabuguojiufafeng！fanzhengtayiwusuoyou，guangjiaodebupachuanxiede，kuangqiemingshengzheiwanyier，takebiwangjiarenhaoduole，gangkaishinaodeshihoudajiadouhuiyiweishiwangjiarenyouwenti！

“**，**dehulieliegesha，laozizhengaidasini！”

wangyouminchongchulaijiuyaodata，tajiudashenghan，“tayaodasiwo，wosilejiunengjipoxietengweizhile，wodexiaojunhexiaojuankezabana，yihouyaozaihoumashoulitaoshenghuolea！taikelianle！”

“xiaobeixiaojun，kuaichulaibangma，nimenbayaodasiwo！”wangxiaodongshizhiwangbushangde，dangangcailianggeerzizhanzaitamianqianhuta，tayigerenshidanlibo，gaijielidangrandejieli。

tamenliangchulaizaicizhandaoleshenmingyuedeshenbian。

“ba，bienaole，nixianzaikanqilaixianggefengzi。”wangxiaojundiaoerlangdangdikanzhetashuo。

“nizi，gunkai！”wangyouminzhendeshiyaoqizhale，yigebeitakanbuqidenvren，banbeizizaitashoulitaoshenghuodenvren，juranganfankangta，haiganzaoyaota，qiyoucili！

“wohesangerangkairangnidama，neiqibushixiandewomenhenbuxiao？zheimeduorenkanzheni，ba，suanleba，shuiyijue，mingtianjiumeishile。”wangxiaojunquandao，tazheigeyangzijiuhaoxiangshizaiquanyigewuliqunaodenanren。

wangyoumincishiqidefeidouyaozhale，hongzheyishuangyandingzheshenmingyuehelianggeerzi，yachiyaodegegexiang。

“nifanyingzheimeda，shibushibeiwoshuozhongle？”shenmingyuehaihuoshangjiaoyou，tamendoubuxihuanjinvrenzaoyaoma？neitajiujinanrenzaoyao。

“zheishizaiganshenme？”wangyoulideerziwangxiaonanhuilaile，kandaozijiamenkoujujilezheimeduoren，juedeqiguai，“nai，dabozale？”

kandaobaobeisunzihuilai，chenlaotaijuedebunengzainaole，naodetainankandaoshihoubuhaojisunzishuoqin，jiuhanleyisheng，“laoda，suanle，doujinwu。”

laoniangfahuale，wangyouminshunshijiuxialezheigetaijie，burantayebuzhidaogaizenmeban，zhenhelianggeerzidaqilaipadabuguo，zhuyaoyeshinaoxiaohua。

jinwuhou，chenlaotaishuo，“laoda，nimingerjiuquyitangnilaozhangrenjia。”dangzheshenmingyuedemianzheimeshuojiushiyaorangtazhinanertui，tamenwangjiarendata，tabaogongan，neiniangjiarendani？kendingbukenengbaogongan。

“nai，daodifashengshashile？”wangxiaonanjuedezijicuoguoleyichuhaoxi，cishixianggeshangcuanxiatiaodecha，tebiexiangchigua。

“meishashi，waimiandexiaoguniangmeiluangoudaniba？waimiandoushixiebuzhengjingde，bunengtaohuilaidangxifu，buanfen！”chenlaotaiquanta。

tatingdaozheigejiufanle，bunaifandishuo，“nibieguanzheige，wozijiyoushu，huiwule。”tajiuliule。

zheiyiyeduiyulaowangjiaderenlaishuo，dabufenrendoushuibuzhele。

shenmingyuemeiyouhewangyouminshui，quheyaonvjiyiji。

“ma，qingqingdeshi，xiexieni。”wangxiaobeiyilianjucudidaoxie。

“ng，jinernihuzhewo，nihaisuanshixiaoshun。”

qishilaosansuiranwonang，danduitahaisuanshibucuo，jiushibuganfankangtaba，zhinengtoutouduitahao，jinerqueshiganzhanzaitademianqianduikangwangyoumin，zheirangtaguamuxiangkan。

buguotayishidaozijibianle，haoxianghaiziyehuibian，jiuxiangxiaoerzi，yizhidoushigehunbulin，juranyuanyihuzhetazhijiehewangyouminjiaoban，zheirangtajuedehenqiguai。

xiaoerzixiaoshihouhaisuanshitinghua，buzhicongnayiniankaishijiubutinghuale，daizaijialishijianshao，yebuaishangxue，buguantayebuguantaba，meicichuanghuoaidalejiupao，gumozhejialirenxiaoqilejiuyoupaohuilai，meilianmeipi，meixinmeifei。

“ma，mingtianlaoyetamenlaidehuazenmeban？”wangxiaojuanwen。

“mingtiandeshimingtianzaishuo，xianshuijue，shuibaolecaiyouliqidaren。”gangzhongshenghuilaideshenmingyuejingguobaitianzheimeyizhetengshizhendeleile，daotoujiushui。

erwangyouminneibianshuibuzhe，fanlaifuqude，chaodewangxiaojunyeshuibuhao，“ba，ninengbunengbiefanle？nibushui，wohaiyaoshuia。”

“nimadoubianchengzheigeyangzile，nihaishuidezhe？niguoranshigemeixingande！”wangyouminmadao，tazuikanbushangzheigexiaoerzi，feiwuyige。

“daodishisheimeixingan，nisunnvwozhinvdoukuaibingsile，liankoujitangdoumeidehe，zaizhongnanqingnvyemeizheiyangdea。”daodishiyitiaorenming，erqiehaishisangemuqianweiyidehaizi，“nibuhuishixiangzheqingqingsile，sangesansaojiunengzaishengyigeleba？”

rujinjihuashengyu，yiduifuqizhinengshengyige。

“**dejilaozibizui，yitiandaowanjiuzhidaohulielie，nengshuishui，bunengshuigunchuqu！”wangyouminmawanzijizhongzhongfanlegeshen。

wangxiaojunfanlegebaiyanyongbeizimengzhutoushuijue。

第二天一大早。

沈明玥就离开了家。

“zhushener，nengbunengbazixingchejiewoqiqi？”taqudaozhulaotaitaijiajiezixingche，wangjiayouliangliangzixingche，yiliangshiwangxiaodongfuqiliangmaide，shangxiabanyaoyong，haiyouyiliangjiushixiaoshuziwangyoulide。

tayaoshibawangxiaodongdezixingcheqizou，rongyiyingxiangjintianyaobandeshi，gancuijiuqujieyiliang。

“xiaodongma，tamenmeibanizenmeyangba？”zhulaotaiguanxindao。

“meishi，buguowojintianbandianshi，gujidetianheicainenghuilaile。”

“meishi，niqiba。”zhulaotaijiatiaojianbucuo，tashihentaoyanchenlaotaidanxihuanshenmingyue，pingshiguanxichudebucuo。

shenmingyueqishangzixingchejiuzoule，taqudaoleniangjiadecunzi，huaishucun。

dantameiyouhuiniangjia，ershiqudaoleyikedahuaishuxia，zheikehuaishuzhangdefeichangcuzhuang，youjibainiandeshulingle，zaizhiqianzuiluandenianfenliyemeiyoubeipohuai，huaishucundecunminjiujuedezheikeshuzaishouhucunzi。

cishitianhaizao，meishenmerenzoudong。

tacongzixingchehouzuonaxiachutoujiukaishiwa。