chenlaotaizhizheshenmingyuemadao，“nijilaoniangzhanzhu！buranjiurangniniangjiarenlaijiehuiqu，nizheiyangdapopodeerxi，womenwangjiayaobuqi！”
“ma，wobushiyouyide，woshipaimen，bushipaini。”shenmingyueduozaizhulaotaishenhou，zhulaotaijiushitadedun！
“jiushia，zhiyuma？bujiushibuxiaoxinpengleyixiama？chenjinhua，nikemeishaodaxiaodongma。”yourenkanbuguoququanleliangju，yiqiantamenkejiandaochenlaotaizhuazheshenmingyuedetoufayoudayouma。
“guannipishi，rangnishuohualema？nierxifudekuchazixilema？nizijijiushigeruandan，dazuichunziyifanlaiguanwojiaoxunerxifule？nishigeshenmedongxi！pei！”
chenlaotaishichulemingdenengmaren，chazheyaoduizhezhaolaotaijiushiyitongshuchu。
zhaolaotailengshibeimadeshuobuchulaihua，qidezhifanbaiyan，yaobushibianshangyourenfuzhe，gujidoudedaole。
“xiaodongma，nitingdaolema？taajiushiepopo，yihoudengtalaoletanle，nibiesihouta，jiurangtatangzaichuangshanggandengyan，tacuomoni，tajiubupeiniyihouxiaoshunta！”zhulaotaijiantaxiaozhangjiurenbuzhukaikou。
“lao**，nizhousheini！nicaitanle，niniquanjiadoutanle！”chenlaotaiaoyisangzijiuchongshangquganzhulaotai，zhulaotaiyebushichisude，lianggerenjiuzhuanaoqilai，zhuatoufazhualian。
shenmingyuejiuancuocuoshihuai，yongjiaochuaichenlaotai，chenlaotaigudeleshangmiangubulexiamian，meitaozhehaochu，lianshangbeizhuachulexuehen，toufayebeihaodiaoleyiba。
buguozhulaotaiyemeihaodaonaliqu，yanjiaoyikuaipibeizhuadiaole。
lianggelaotaitaigenbenbufushu，huxiangdengzheduifang，suishidounengjixuganjia。
wangyouminchongchulaixiangbanglaoniang，zhulaotaideerziyechulai，wangqianyizhan，wangyouminjiusongle，tajiushidianxingdewoliheng，guanhuiduizijideponiangyaowuheliu，duibierenjiushiyigeruandan！
“xingle，doubiechaochaole，diurenxianyan，doujiwogunjinqu！”laowangtoujuedezheishizaishitainankanle，rangwangjiadelianmeidifanggele。
jialibuguanzenmenaomeishi，yidannaochuqule，ranglinlixiangqindekanlexiaohua，neijiubuxing，yihouzaicunlizenmelizu？
laowangtoubeizheshouzoujinwu，qitarengenzhejinqu，shenmingyueheyaonvduishileyiyanyejinlewu。
“xiaodongma，youshinijiuhanyisheng，wobangnibaogongan！”zhulaotaiduizheshenmingyuedebeiyinghandao。
zheihuayichuwangjiarendejiaobudoushiyidun，chenlaotaiyouyaoquganjiabeilaowangtouzhuazhutuojinlewu，rangwangxiaodongjiangmenguanshang。
zhenggedahecundouzhidaodaerxiwonang，zhizhidaomaitouganhuo，rujinzainao，zhihuirangbierenmatamenbujiangdaerxidangren，mingshengnanting。
“laoda，nixifuzheishiyaobisiwomenlaoliangkou，songwomenjinguancaia！”laowangtoukanzhewangyouminchenzhelianshuo，haishidejiangyalijidaodaerzicaixing。
“bama，shiwomeiguanhaota，wozheijiuhaohaojiaoxunyixiata。”shuozhejiushunshouchaozheshenmingyuedeliandaqu。
shenmingyuezaojiuzhidaotahuilaizheiyixia，tateyizhanzailesongxiudeshenbian，dangwangyoumindedaguolaishi，taxunsubileyixia。
啪！
公公打儿媳！
zheiyibazhangjiejieshishidazailesongxiudelianshang。
wangyouminyaodadeshishenmingyue，jiuwanquanmeiyoushouli，yongshanglehenjing，zhijiejiangsongxiudalegeliangqiangchadianshuaidao。
“ba？nidawo？”songxiumengle，lian**ladeteng，zuijiaodouchuxuele。
“bushi，woshiyaodanima！”wangyouminyemeixiangdaozijihuidaerxi，gonggongdaerxishuochuqutainantingle，suoyigangcaiwanglaotouyezhishirangwangyouminzijijiaoxun。
shenmingyuequemashangshuo，“tajiushiyaodani，dawozhishijiekou，jiushiyaodani！”
“fangpi！wodataganma？”wangyouminfaxianjintiandeshenmingyuetaiqiguaile，genhuanlegerenside。
“gangcainimaganjia，takeyidiandoububangmang，meibangwo，yemeibangni，jiupabojidaozijiduodeyuanyuande，bugaidama？”
shenmingyuedehuarangtamenyishidaolezheiyidian，qishuashuadikanxiangsongxiu，shenweilaowangjiadeerxi，buguanzenmeyangzongdebangyige，yigedoububang，jiuduoyuankanrenao，zheideduolengxuezisi？
songxiushayanle，taaidalebushuo，haichenglezhuyaomaodundianle？bushizaitaofatapopomazenmejiuduizhuntale？
“nai，wodehuzhenindezhongsuna，lianggehaizizheimexiao，wanyichudianshenmeshikezaban？wobenlaiyaoqubangmangde，xiaodongburang！”tachongwangxiaodongshiyanse。
wangxiaodongmeiyoujiezijixifudehua，ershichongshenmingyuezhiwen，“ma，nigangcaiduoshenme？nibuduo，bazenmehuidadaowoxifu？”
“bierendani，nibuduo？”shenmingyuekanxiangta。
“danideshiba，nidangranbunengduo……ma，nida**ma？”takandaoshenmingyuechaozhetashanbazhang，taganjinduokai。
“woshinima，dani，niduoshenme？”
王孝东哑然。
zaitameifanyingguolaideshihou，pa！
zheiyibazhang，dadaole，chushouhenkuai，genbenbujiwangxiaodongduodejihui。
“woshinima，danijiudanile！”shenmingyuelengshengshuo。
shangyishitayangdaledaerzi，jitaqulexifu，youdaidalelianggesunzi，renlaorenyuan，daotoulaiqueyangchuleyigechusheng！zaitatanhuandeshihounvedaita！
“chouponiang，nijintianchiqiangyaolea！”wangyouminyouxiangdata，tadengzheyankanta，“wangyoumin，niganpengwoyixia，wojiuhan，zhushenjiuhuibangwoqujiaogongan，wojiurangniqulaogai！”
“sheijiananrenbudaponiang？haiqulaogai，nihehushei！”chenlaotaimadao，“nizheigezuoniedejiaojiajing，mingtianjiurangniniangjiarenbanijilinghuiqu！wenwenshenlaotoushizenmejiaodenver！”
“nimenxiangshishima？yaoshilaowangjiachulegelaogaifan……”shenmingyueweixie。
zheihuarangwangjiaxinlifanchu，yaoshijializhendechulelaogaifan，neiyidajiazidouyaotaibuqitoulaile。
haiyoulianggesunzimeiyoushuoqin，yaoshichulelaogaifan，haorenjiadeguniangkejiubuyuanyijiale。
“xingle，xianzuowanfan。”chenlaotaifahua。
naoledabantian，douele！
shenmingyuezhijiehuiwuguanshangmen。
“nijinwuganshenme？nibuzuofana！”chenlaotaihoudao，pingshijialidefandoushishenmingyuezuofan，youshihoushierxifuzhanglihuadaxiashou，youshihoushizhoulilihongmeidaxiashou，qitarendoushizuoxiangqicheng。
“wozuoshenmefan？duantoufanma？”shenmingyuedakaimenkanzhetamenwen。