duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《lianzongzhongfenghou，dingliutazhibowenlewo》，daibiaorenwusuwanjiangyu，yanyiguanyuchouhenheaiqingdejingcaigushi，zuozhejuzibukoukoujinqiwanchengbianzhu，zhuyaojiangshudeshijingtanshengciqibifu，bigangcaitingdao25fenshigengjiananyizhixin！yigedingliuxueba，wuli8fen？！suwanfangfomeikandaojiangyushunjianbiandeweimiaodebiaoqing，taweiweiwai……
lianzongshangdingliugeshoujiangyubeiwenjichulian。
taduizhejingtouxiao：「tazuowoqianpai，yingyu25fen，wohuaiyitabeidancibazimuchile。」
guanzhonghongxiaoshiwoyouyajiehua：「qiaole，wowuli95，tawuli8fen。」
「wozongxiangyanjiuzheiwaixingrenzenmebashoulifenxihuachengjianbihuade。」
dangwanzhiboshigu，tabawoduzaihoutai：「sulaoshijiaojiaowuli？」
「8fenxuanshoudewenji...xianzainengnaduoshaofen？」
1lianzongxiuluochang，yuanjialuzhai
xiangbintazheshezheshuijingdiaodengxisuideguang，kongqilimimanzheangguixiangfenheyisibuyichajuedejinzhang。《xindongdeguiji》luzhixianchang，jingtouwushenghuaguo，buzhuozhemeiyifenkeyiyingzaodelangman。suwanzhanzaijiaoluo，zhijianbingliang，nuliweichizhechunjiaoneimoshejishizhaopaishidedetiweixiao，xinlizaoyibaguimilinxiaobiantaleyiwanbian。
“jiemei，potiandefugui！dingliuchulian！weile‘xinggui’，nijiudangqudugejia，shunbianzengjiadianpuguangduma！”linxiaodeyuyinfangfohaizaierbianxunhuanbofang，daizhemeixinmeifeidexingfen。
度假？曝光度？
suwankanzheyanqianyixiangbinying、shexiangjilinlidechangjing，zhixiangbashoulizheibeiqipaoshuipodaolinxiaoneizhangxiaoyeruhuadelianshang。ta，suwan，xinruidulizhubaoshejishi，“xinggui”pinpaidechuangshirenjianweiyikuli，zuidadeyuanwangshiwozaigongzuoshilidamotadeyuzhouxingchenxilie，erbushizhanzaizheili，xianggedaijiaergudeshangpin，canjiashenmejianguidemingxinglianaizongyi！
“sulaoshi，zheibianqing，nanjiabinmashangjiudaole。”gongzuorenyuanxiaoshengtixing，batacongfufeizhonglahuixianshi。
tashenxiyikouqi，diaozhengleyixiajingjianneitiaoxixidexingguixianglian——youbaijinxilianchuanlianqishukeweixiaodezuanshi，goulechuxingchenyunxingguijidechouxiangxiantiao。zheishitadejingshentuteng，yeshicikeweiyidezhendingji。tazoudaozhidingweizhi，heqitasanweinvjiabinzhanzaiyiqi。kongqilimimanzhechucijianmiandejujinhebudongshengsededaliang。
zhuchirenweiweichuanzheliangpianlifu，xiaorongtianmei，shuliandidiaodongzheqifen：“wae，kanlaiwomenmeilidenvshimendouyijingzhunbeihao，yingjiexindongdeguijile！neime，rangwomenyongzuireliedezhangsheng，huanyingwomencaihuahengyidenanjiabinmen——”
juguangdengmengdidaxiangrukou。
diyiweichuchangdeshiyangguangjianqideyundongmingxing，yinfayizhenxiaoxiaodehuanhu。
dierweishiwenweneryadeqingnianyanyuan，shouhuodetizhangsheng。
disanweishipojuhuatixingdexinruidaoyan，daizhedianyishujiadebuji。
weiweideshengyindouranbagao，chongmanlekuazhangdeqidaigan：“jiexialaizheiyiwei，woxiangxin，tadedengchang，huirangzhenggeyanbotingnaizhizhenggehulianwang，douweizhifeiteng！tajiushi——”
yinlezhouranbiandejiang，dengguangxuanmudijujiao。
“——womenjiwanqianchongaiyuyishen，yongyinlezhengfuwushuxinlingdedingliuchuangzuogeshou，jiang！yu！”
neigemingzixiangyikezhadan，haowuyuzhaodizaisuwanerbianzhakai。
嗡——
danaoshunjianyipiankongbai。suoyoudeshengyin、guangxiandouxiangshigezheyicenghouzhongdemaoboli，mohubuqing。takanjianyigexiuzhangtingbadeshenyingzainiguangzhongzoulai，bufabujibuxu，daizheyizhongbeiqianwanrenyangwangcuilianchudeduteqichang——guangmangsishe，queyoutouzheyisishulidelenggan。
shensexiuxianxizhuangwanmeigoulechukuanjianzhaiyao，jiancaililuo。talianshangdaizhemianduijingtoushiguanyoude、wuketiaotideqianxiao，weiweihanshou，xiangxianchangguanzhongzhiyi。neishuangcengrangtawushucizaiwulikeshangzoushendeyanjing，cikezaiqiangguangxiaxiandeshensuinanbian，muguangsuiyidisaoguozaichangdejiweinvjiabin。
dangneimuguanglveguosuwandelianshi，shijianfangfobeiwuxianlazhang。
suwanqingxidikandao，neiwanmeiwuxiadedingliumianju，zaineilingdianjimiaoli，chuxianleyisijiqixiweideliehen。tatongkongsihumengdishousuoleyixia，jiaobuyoujihubukechadeweidun。zhenjing？yiwai？haishi……yisibeishiguangyanmai、cubujifangbeifanjiaochulaidewanwei？
仅仅一瞬。
kuaiderangsuwanhuaiyishizijidecuojue。xiayimiao，jiangyuyijinghuifuleneifubolanbujing、shuliyoulidemoyang，muguangpingjingdiyikai，fangfotazhishiyigezaiputongbuguodemoshengren。tazoudaonanjiabindeweizhizhanding，weiweiceshen，wanmeidexiahexianzaijingtouxiawuxiekeji。
“啪嗒。”
xiweideqingxiang。suwanditou，faxianzijishouzhongdexiangbinbeibuzhiheshiqingxie，jidijinsedeyetijianluozaiguangjiededibanshang。taxunsuwojinbeijiao，zhijieyonglidaofanbai。
xinzangzaixiongqianglifengkuangleidong，jihuyaozhuangsuileigutaochulai。
linxiao！woyaoshaleni！！
taneixinwushengdipaoxiao，judadehuangmiuganheyigubeimingyunzhuonongdenuhuojiaozhishengteng。liunian。zhengzhengliunianyaowuyinxin，zaitajihuyaobatachedidabaosaijin“bukanhuishoudeqingchunqiheilishi”wenjianjiazuidicengshi，tajuranyizheizhongfangshi，daizhedingliudeguanghuanheyiwanfensidezhumu，cubujifangdizahuiletadeshijie！
“wa！zhendeshijiangyu！”
“tiana！jiemuzutaihuile！”
“tazhenrenbipingmushanghaiyaoshuai！qichangtaiqiangle！”
shenbiannvjiabinmenyayizhexingfendediyu，xianchangguanzhongxibaofadereliezhangshenghejianjiao，xiangchaoshuibanyonglai，querangsuwangandaoyizhenxuanyunhezhixi。taqiangpozijitingzhijibei，lianshangzhongxinguashangneifuwuxiekejide、shuyushejishisuwandeyouyamianju，zhishiyanshenshenchu，yipianbinghuangmaluan。
pobinghuanjieshifenzuhezuowanchengyigejianyidexingqiuyimoxingpinzhuang，yuyi“xunzhaoxindongdexingqiu”。suwanzaixinlifengkuangqidaobuyaohejiangyufendaoyizu。raner，mofeidinglvzaicikejingzhunyingyan。
“disanzu，suwanlaoshi，jiangyulaoshi。”weiweinianchumingzi，xiaorongcanlan，“liangweidoushigezilingyudejiaojiaozhe，qiangqianglianhe，qidainimendezuopine！”
苏晚：“……”
tashenzhinengganjuedaojiangyudemuguangzaiciluozailetashenshang，daizheyizhongnanyiyanyudeshenshi。tashenxiyikouqi，baozhe“jiudangshimianduiyigejiqinanchandejiafang”dexintai，mianwubiaoqingdizouxiangfenpeijitamendexiaoyuanzhuo。
zhuoshangsanluozhesuliaoqiuti、zhijia、daibiaobutongdaludetiepianhegezhongxiaolingjian。
chenmo。lingrenzhixidechenmozailiangrenzhijianmanyan。
suwannaqishuomingshu，yimushixing，xunsuliqingbuzhou。tanaqiqiutidizuo，kaishizuzhuangzhijia。dongzuozhuanzhu，shenqinglengjing，fangfozaijinxingyixiangjingmishiyan，wanquanpingbileduimianneigejudadeganraoyuan。
jiangyuyemeishuohua，kaozaizhuobian，zhijianwuyishidizaiguanghuadezhuomianshangqingqingqiaoji。tameiyoukanshuomingshu，muguangqueluozaisuwanfanfeideshouzhishang。neishuangcengjingzaiwulishijuanshanghuachu“waixingrenjianbihua”deshou，rujinnazhexixiaodelingjian，dongzuoqueyichangwending、jingzhun。
“niezi。”suwantouyemeitai，shenchushou。taxuyaobayigenjixidelianjiegan**kongli。
yizhigujiefenming、shouzhixiuzhangdeshou，jiangxiaoqiaodeyinsenieziqingqingfangzaitazhangxin。dongzuoziran，fangfoyanlianguoqianbaibian。
suwanzhijianweibukechadiquansuoleyixia，meidaoxie，xunsujieguo，zhuanzhuyushoushangdecaozuo。
danmucikeyijingshuafengle：
【shiwodecuojuema？zheizuqifenhaoguai！】
【leng……haoleng……beijiquandoumeizheimeleng！】
【dingliuhaoxiangyizhizaikanshejishi**jiedeshou？】
【suwanhaozhuanyea，wanquanbushoupangbiandingliuqichangyingxiangdeyangzi。】
【zhiyouwozhuyidaojiangyudigongjudidehaoshunshouma？】
【xiuluochang！zheijueduishilianzongshishangzuigapobinghuanjie！】
suwanjiangzuihouyipiandaibiaodayangzhoudetiepianxiaoxinditiezaiqiutishang，yigecucaodanjiegouwanzhengdexingqiuyixuangaowancheng。tasonglekouqi，gangxianglizheigebingjiaoyuandian，zhuchirenweiweideshengyinzaicixiangqi。
“wa，kanlaidajiadouwanchengdechabuduole！weilerangdajiagengkuaishuxiqilai，yeweilemanzuguangdawangyoudehaoqixin，womenmashangjinrudiyigehudongxiao**——”weiweituozhanglediaozi，shenmiyixiao，“‘zhenxinhuadamaoxian’zhi‘neixienian，womendeqingseshiguang’！”
suwanxinligedengyixia，yiguqiangliedebuxiangyuganshunjianjuezhuleta。
gongzuorenyuanxunsubanshangdaoju。weiweidemuguangxiangjingzhundetanzhaodeng，zaijiweijiabinlianshangsaoguo，zuizhong，daizheyizhong“gaoshi”dexingfen，laolaosuodingleguangmangzhongxindejiangyu。
“jiangyulaoshi！”weiweideshengyintouguomaikefeng，qingxidichuanbianquanchang，yechuanxiangwushugezhengzaiguankanzhibodepingmu，“zuoweiwushufensixinzhongdewanmeiouxiang，dajiaduinideguowangdouchongmanlehaoqi。womenjiemuzuni，ye‘qiahao’datingdaoyidiandianxiaoxiaoxi……jushuo，zainishanyaodeqingchunli，yecengyouguoyiduanmengdongqingsedexiaoyuanchulian？”
xianchangshunjiananjingxialai，suoyoumuguang，baokuoqitajiabinhaoqideyanshen，doujujiaozaijiangyushenshang。zhibojiandedanmugengshichengxianbaozhashizengzhang：
【**！shanglaijiuzheimejingbao？！】
【chulian？！jiangyudechulian？！】
【weiweijienishiwodeshen！kuaiwen！】
【aaashisheishishei！wohaosuan！】
jiangyusihuduizheigewentidezhibaichengduyelveganyiwai，tashentiweiweihoukao，xiguanxingdiyongzhijianzhuanqileshouzhongdewuxianhuatong。neidongzuodaizheyizhongmanbujingxindeyonglan，youtouzheyisizhangkongquanchangdeyourenyouyu。tachunjiaohuanhuangouqiyimoxiaoyi，neixiaoyiqueweidayandi，muguangzhuangsiwuyidi，zaicipiaoxianglesuwansuozaidefangxiang。
suwanquanshendexueyefangfozaizheiyikeninggule。tashenzhinengqingxiditingdaozijiruleigubandexintiaosheng。taqiangpozijizhishiqianfang，lianshangweichizhedetideweixiao，zhiyoujinwozaixigaishangdeshou，xieluleneixindejingtaohailang。takanguolaishishenmeyisi？！
jingtouminruidibuzhuodaolesuwanshunjianjiangyingdecelianheweiweiminjindechunxian。
jiangyushouhuimuguang，kanxiangzhuchiren，youfangfotouguojingtoukanxiangqianwanguanzhong。tadixiaoleyisheng，neishengyintouguomaikefeng，daizhediancixing，yedaizhedianshuobuqingdaobumingdexixue。
「taa…」takaikou，yusufangdehenman，xiangshizaihuiyi，youxiangshizaijingxinbianzhiyigeyinrenrushengdegushi，「dangshizuowoqianpai。」
jiandandejigezi，xiangtourupingjinghumiandeshizi，xianchangxiangqiyipianyayidexiqishenghedidideyilun。suwanganjuezijidehoubeishunjianqinchuyicenglenghan。qianpai……ta……
jiangyudunledun，sihuhenmanyizhizaochudexuannianxiaoguo，huatongzaizhijianyouzhuanleyiquan。「woyingyuma，」tayuqidaizhedianfanersaishideqianxun，yandiqueshanzhecuxiadeguang，「mianmianqiangqiang，135fenba。」
“wa——！”xianchangbaofachuzhenchengdejingtan。135fen，jueduidejianzishuiping！
「tani？」jiangyudeshixianzaiciruoyousiwudisaoguosuwan，neimuguangxiangdaizhexiaogouzi，ranhoutaweiweitiaomei，chunjiaodexiaoyijiashen，daizhehaobuyanshidediaokanheyisielie，「yingyu，25fen。」
“噗——”
“哈哈哈！”
duanzandejijinghou，shiguanzhongxibaofadehongtangdaxiao。zheigefenshuchashizaitaiguoxijuhua！
jiangyusihuhenxiangshouzheigexiaoguo，tashaozuotingdun，paochuleneijuzhudingyinbaoquanwangdejinju：「woneishihoujiutebiexiangzhidao，」tatuozhanglediaozi，yanshenlidecuxiajihuyaoyichulai，「tabeidancideshihou，shibushibazimudangbingganjichile？buranzenmenengkaochuzheime……youchuangyidefenshu？」
“hahahahahaha！”xiaoshengjihuyaoxianfanluyingpengdewuding。jingtoufengkuangdiduizhunlesuwan，buzhuozhetalianshangmeiyisixiweidebiaoqingbianhua——neiqiangzhuangdezhendingxia，shijihuyaopenboerchudexiufenhenuhuo。danmugengshichedifengle：
【25fen？！zimudangbingganchile？！hahahahajiangyunishidongbiyude！】
【duosunna！shanshangdesundoubeidingliuduowanle！】
【shejishi**jieliandoulvle！jiuming！】
【suirandanshi，haohaoxiaoa！zheishishenmefanchameng！】
【qianpai？！zuotaqianpaide25fen？！xiansuoyoulejiarenmen！】
【kswl！xiangaixiangshadeweidaochulaile！】
zhuchirenweiweiyexiaodeqianyanghouhe，zhengxiangkaikouyuanchang，shunbianbahuatiyinxiangbieren。jiuzaizheishi——
suwanshenxileyikouqi。xiongqianglineigubeidangzhongjieduandexiuchihebeijiuri“sidi”jingzhuncaizhongtongjiaodenuhuo，hunhezheshejishijueburenshudejiaoao，shunjianchongkualesuoyoudelizhidiba。qutadeyouya！qutadedeti！
tamengdinaqimianqiandehuatong，lianshangzhanfangchuyigejiqicanlan、jiqi“heshan”deweixiao，neixiaorongshenzhibitashejiderenheyijianzhubaodouyaoyaoyanduomu，quedaizhebinglengdefengmang。tadeshengyintouguomaikefeng，qingxi、yueer，daizheyizhongyushijufendejuejue，shunjianyaxialexianchangdexiaonao。
「qiaole。」lianggezi，rutongbingzhuluoyupan，qingcuidizazaimeigerenermoshang，chenggongxiyinlequanchangnaizhizhiboqiansuoyourendezhuyili。
xiaoshengjiaranerzhi。suoyourendoukanxiangta。
suwandemuguangbuzaiduoshan，tanranerruilidiyingxiangjiangyuneishuangcikezhongyudaishangmingxianyayihenonghouxingweideyanjing。tahongchunqingqi，yiziyiju，qingxiwubi：
「tagangcaishuodeneiwei，beidancixiangchizimubinggande‘chuangyi’tongxue，」
taguyitingdunleyixia，manyidikanzhejiangyuchunjiaodexiaoyiweiweininggu。
「ruguowomeijicuodehua，」suwandexiaorongjiashen，yandiquehaowuwendu，「tadangshidewulichengji，shi95fen。」
xianchangxianruyipianguiyideanjing。95fen？wuli？
suwanbujirenherenfanyingdeshijian，muguangjinjinsuozhujiangyu，jixuyouyadi、jingzhunditouxiadierkezhadan：
「ertaqianpaizheiwei，yingyu135fen、bingganlilunfamingzhedetongxueni？」
takeyimofangzhejiangyugangcaineizhongmanyouyoude、daizhedianshenshiyiweideyudiao。
「wulikaoshi，」taqingxidituchuneigeshuzi，「8fen。」
“嘶——”
“8分？！”
“物理8分？！”
jingtanshengciqibifu，bigangcaitingdao25fenshigengjiananyizhixin！yigedingliuxueba，wuli8fen？！
suwanfangfomeikandaojiangyushunjianbiandeweimiaodebiaoqing，taweiweiwaitou，zuochuyigejiqirenzhensikaodebiaoqing，paochuletayunniangyijiude、shashanglimaxdefanji：
「suoyi，」tadeshengyindaizheyizhong“xueshutanjiu”bandezhenchenghaoqi，「woyetebiehaoqi，tebiexiangyanjiuyixia，zheiweitongxue——」
tademuguangzaijiangyushenshangsaoleyiquan，fangfozaidaliangyijianyouqudeshiyanbiaoben。
「daodishinagexingqiulaidewaixingren？」
tadunledun，hongchungouqiyigewanmeidehudu，tuchuzuihoudejuesha：
「zenmenengbahaohaodeshoulifenxitu，huadeneime…chongmanhouxiandaiyishuqixi，huotuotuoyifu…linghunjianbihua？」
死寂。
jueduidesijilongzhaolexianchangyimiao。
随即——
“puhahahahahahaha！！！”
“houxiandaiyishu！linghunjianbihua！hahahaha！”
“jiuminga！woyaoxiaosile！”
baoxiaoshengrutonghuoshanpenfa，bizhiqianrenheyicidouyaomenglie、chijiu！zhuchirenweiweizhijiexiaodaowuzheduzidunlexiaqu，yanleidoubiaolechulai：“wode……wodetian……hahahaha……zheishishenmeshenxianchulianhuduimingchangmiana！”
jingtouzaisuwanyouyaweixiaoqueshaqitengtengdelian，hejiangyuneizhangjunlianshangdiyicichuxiande、kanchengjingcaifenchengdebiaoqing（zhenjing、cuoe、yisilangbei，zuizhonghuaweiyizhongjinhukuangredexingweihexinshang）zhijianfengkuangqiehuan。
danmuchedifengle，mijidaowanquankanbuqingpingmu：
【wuli8fen？？？？？dingliurenshebengtaxianchang！】
【linghunjianbihua！！shejishi**jiezuishicuileduba！youya！taiyouyale！】
【waixingren！hahahaha！congzimutunshizhedaowaixingren！juepei！suosi！yaochiwotunle！】
【yingyu25vswuli8！zheishishenmepiankexuebadejizhihubu！tianshengyidui！】
【kswlkswlkswl！zheixiangaixiangshadejubenwokebao！jiemuzujiajitui！】
【resou！kuaikanresou！zhale！】
yucitongshi，houtaijiankongshi。
jiemuzongdaoyandingzhepingmushanghuojianbanbiaoshengdeshishiguankanrenshuquxianhechedishuabaodedanmuqiang，jidongdemanlianhongguang，henhenyipaidatui：“baole！baole！kuai！jiwobazheiduanhuifang！suoyoujiweisucai！like！mashang！resou！jiwodingshangqu！qianwu！bu！qiansanwoyaobaoyuan！”
erfengbaozhongxindeliangren，suwanhejiangyu，gezhejimidejuliheshangweixiaosandexiaosheng，zaiwushujingtoudejujiaoxia，weichizhebiaomian“limao”deweixiao。zhiyoubicicainengkanqingduifangyanzhongneijiliepengzhuang、huohuasijiandedaoguangjianying。
suwan：jiangyu，nisidingle。
jiangyu：suwan，niwanle。
luzhixianchangderenaoxuanxiaorutonggezheyicenghouzhongdeboli，suwanzhijianbingliang，jihushipingjiezhezuihouyisizhiyebennengcaimeiyouzaijingtouqianshitai。tajiekoubuzhuang，jihushitaoyesidechongjinlexishoujian。
fanshousuoshangmen，beikaozhebinglengdecizhuanqiangbi，tacaigandakouchuanxi。jingziliyingchuyizhangcangbaiqueyinfennuhexiujiongerranshanghongyundelian，jingjiandexingguixianglianzaidengguangxiazheshezhexisuilengguang。tazhandouzheshoumochushouji，pingmushangshunjiantiaochujishitiaolinxiaodeweiduxiaoxiheweijielaidian。
tazhijiebolehuiqu，dianhuajihushimiaojie。
“jiemei！nihuole！nizhale！nihejiangyu……”linxiaoxingfendaopoyindeshengyinshunjianzhaxiang。
“lin！xiao！”suwancongyafenglijichulianggezi，meiyigeyinjiedouguozhebingchazi，“woyaoshaleni！nikengwo！nimingzhidaoshita！nijuranbawowanghuokenglitui！”
“aiyawanwan！lengjing！lengjingdian！”linxiaozaidianhuaneitouhaowuhuiyi，fanergengxingfenle，“nikanzheixiaoguo！duobaozha！‘xinggui’deguanbosixindoubaole！quanshiwenniheneitiaoxiangliande！potiandefuguiajiemei！dingliuchulian！zheihuatidu，zheiliuliang！shengxiaduoshaotuiguangfei！”
“zheishiliuliangdewentima？！”suwanqideyanqianfahei，“neishijiangyu！jiang！yu！niwangledangnian……”
“dangnianzenmele？”linxiaodeshengyinhuranzhengjingleyidian，daizhedianxiaoxinyiyideshitan，“wanwan，dangniandeshi……nihoulaiwenguotama？taweishenmeturanzhuanxue，lianjuhuadoumeiliu？nijiu……zhendeyidiandoubuxiangzhidao？”
linxiaodehuaxiangyigenxizhen，jingzhundicipolesuwanqiangzhuangdefennukuijia。jingzili，tadeyanshenyouyishunjiandeshijiao。
gaozhongjiaoshicaozadehuamianshuranchuangrunaohai。
xiariwuhou，yangguangciyan。wulishijuanfaxialai，shaonianjiangyuzhouzheyingtingdemei，dingzhezijishijuanshangneigexianhongciyande“8”hepangbianbeilaoshihualegedahongcha、niuqudebuchengyangzide“shoulifenxitu”，fanzaodibajuanzirouchengyituan，henhensaijinzhuodu。
zuozaiqianpaideta，jianbangyinweipinmingyayixiaoyierweiweizhandou。
xiayimu。yibenzhanxinde、daizheyoumoqingxiangdeyingyubijiben，daizhedianlidao，“pa”diyishengpaizaitaduimanwulilianxicedezhuojiao。taerantaitou，zhuangjinshaonianjiangyuneishuangpiaoliangquexiemanxianqideyanjingli。taxiabaweitai，yuqizhuaideerwubawan：“wei，zhaozhechao。zaibujige，biezuowoqianmianjiwodiuren。”neibenbijishang，shitagongzhengpiaoliangdeyingwenhuatizi，zhongdianqingxi，yufaxiangjie。
huiyidesuipiandaizhejiushiguangdewenduhesuanse，cubujifangdiyongshanglai，rangsuwanhoulongyouxiefajin。
dianhuaneitou，linxiaodeshengyinhaizaijixu，daizhedianxunxunshanyou：“wanwan，nikan，xianzaijihuiduohao。zaiyigewuyanxia，chaoxixiangchu，lujiemu……youshenmewuhui，youshenmexiangwende，bushizhenghaoma？weile‘xinggui’，yeweile……nizijixinlineigejie，shibushi？”
suwankanzhejingzhongzijijingjianneitiaowanyandexinggui。zuanshideguangmangbinglengerjianding。
tabishangyan，shenxiyikouqi。zaizhengkaishi，yandidehunluanhefennuchendianxiaqu，querdaizhideshiyizhongpofuchenzhoudelengjing，haijiazazheyisiliantazijidouweicengchajuede、beiqiangxingyayideqidai。
“linxiao，”tadeshengyinhuifulepingjing，daizhedianpibeideshaya，“zheibizhang，woluwanjiemuzaigennisuan。”
taguaduandianhua，ningkaishuilongtou，yonglengshuipulepulian。binglengdeshuizhushunzhelianjiahualuo，rangtahunluandesixuqingxileyixie。
bushiweileliuliang。bushiweilepuguang。
shiweile“xinggui”deweilai。
gengshiweile……dangnianneigejiaranerzhi、xuanerweijuedejuhao。
tazhenglileyixiaweiluandefasi，zhongxindaishangneifuyouyazhixingdemianju，zhijianwuyishidimosuozhexingguixianglianbingliangdelianshen，tuikailexishoujiandemen。
luzhi，caiganggangkaishi。tahejiangyude“guiji”，zaizhongduanliunianhou，yiyizhongzuixijuhuadefangshi，beiqiangxingniuzaileyiqi。qianfangshixiuluochang，haishi……weizhidexindongxingtu？
《xindongdeguiji》houtaixiuxishi，kongqilimimanzhe**heyizhongwuxingdexiaoyanwei。suwanduzizuozaijiaoluodeshafali，pengzhebeizaoyiliangtoudeshui，zhijianwuyishidimosuozhejingjianweiliangdexingguixianglian。shoujipingmuliangdeciyan，suopingjiemianbeiyuanyuanbuduandetuisongtongzhibazhan：
#江屿物理8分#爆
#suwanlinghunjianbihua#bao
#zimutunshizhevswaixingren#re
#lianzongshishangzuiqiangchulianhudui#
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diankairenheyigecitiao，doushitahejiangyuzaizhibozhonghujielaodidejietu、dongtu、biaoqingbao，peizhewangyougezhong“hahaha”、“kswl”、“qiuhouxu”dekuanghuan。tadeweibofensishuzhengyirouyankejiandesudufengkuangbiaosheng，“xinggui”gongzuoshideguanbosixingengshisaimanlegezhongxunwenxianglian、xunwenhezuoshenzhixunwen“wulibuxiban”delipuxiaoxi。
linxiaodeweixintouxiangfengkuangtiaodong。
【jiemei！nikandaoshujulema？！zhale！chedizhale！】
【pinpaibudianhuabeidabaole！haojigedavzhudonglianxituiguang！】
【wojiushuopotiandefuguiba！wenzhu！jiwowenzhu！】
【buguo……wanwan，jiangyuneibian……】
suwanfanzaodienmiepingmu，bashoujirengdaoyibian。potiandefugui？taxianzaizhijuedeshipotiandemafan。jiangyuneizhangdaizhexixuehetanjiudelian，haiyouneiju“zimubinggan”dediaokan，xiangmozhouyiyangzainaozilixunhuanbofang，jiaodetaxinfanyiluan。
“sulaoshi，jianglaoshi，daraoyixia。”jiemuzufudaoyanyilianduixiaodizouguolai，shenhougenzheshexiangdage，“zanmenjiemuzuxiangduigangcaineige‘jingcaihuanjie’zuogejianduandesaihoucaifang，danducai，henkuaide！”
suwanxinlijinglingdazuo。danducai？hejiangyu？huoshangjiaoyouma？
tahaimeilaidejijujue，fudaoyanyijingzhuanxianglelingyibian。jiangyuzhengbeitadejingjirenchenjiedishengshuozheshenme，chenjiebiaoqingyansu，yusuhenkuai，xianranshizaichulizheichangturuqilaideyulunfengbao。jiangyukaoqiangzhanzhe，danshouchazaixikukoudaili，celianxiantiaozailvexianhunandedengguangxiaxiandeyouxielengying，sihubingweitaizaiyichenjiedehua，muguangfanerruoyousiwudipiaoxiangsuwanzheibian，daizheyizhongrangtatoupifamadeshenshi。
“jiangyu，zheigecaifang……”chenjiezhoumei，xianranxiangzuzhi。
“meishi，chenjie。”jiangyushouhuimuguang，duifudaoyanchechuyigebiaozhundeyingyeweixiao，shengyintingbuchuqingxu，“peihejiemu，yinggaide。”
suwanxinlimaleyisheng，yezhinengyingzhetoupiqishen。liangrenbeifenbiedaidaoxianglindelianggelinshigejian。geyinxiaoguoyuedengyuwu。
“sulaoshi，”fuzecaifangtadebiandaoyanjingliangdejingren，wentizhizhihexin，“gangcaijiangyulaoshitidaoningaozhongyingyu25fen，ninfanjishuotashiwuli8fende‘waixingren’，wangyoumendoujuedetebieyouqu！nengjutishuoshuodangshideqingkuangma？biru，neizhang‘linghunjianbihua’dewulijuanzi？”
suwanshenxiyikouqi，lianshangguazhewuxiekejidezhiyejiaxiao，xinlibajiangyuhelinxiaoyiqimalegebian。
「doushiguoquhenjiudeshile。」tayuqiqingmiaodanxie，nulipieqing，「xueshengshidaisheihaimeijimenpiankeni？neizhangjuanzi…」tadunledun，jinliangrangyuqixiandekeguan，「queshibijiaochouxiang，chongmanle…ng，gerenfenggedeyishubiaoda。」taqiaomiaodijiang“waixingren”he“linghunjianbihua”zhuanhuachengle“yishubiaoda”。
gebigejian，jiangyulanyangyangdeshengyinqingxidipiaoguolai：
「e？sulaoshishizheimepingjiawoneifu‘zuopin’de？yishubiaoda？」taqingxiaoyisheng，neixiaoshengtouguobobodegeban，daizheyisiwanweidetiaoxin，「kanlaisulaoshiduiwode‘houxiandaiyishu’fenggepingjiahaitinggao？neibuzhidaosulaoshidangnianneixiebei‘chidiao’dezimubinggan，youshishenmeliupaidemeishiyishu？」
苏晚：“……”
biandaobiexiaobiedeliantonghong，danmugengshifengleyiyang：
【gekonghanhua！zheijueduishigekonghanhua！】
【dingliuhaojichou！meishiyishudouchulaile！】
【sulaoshiliandoulvle！hahaha！】
【daqilai！daqilai！woaikan！】
suwanqiangrenzhechongguoquduzhuneizhangzuidechongdong，duizhejingtou，xiaorongyufa“heshan”：「meishiyishubugandang。daoshijianglaoshizheizhongnengbayanjinwuligongshidouyanyichuchouxianghuayijingde‘tianfu’，」tajiazhongle“tianfu”lianggezi，「queshidushuyizhi，lingrentanweiguanzhi。」tachenggongdiba“wuli8fen”decanliebaozhuangchengle“tianfu”。
gebichenmoleyimiao，suijichuanlaijiangyumanyouyoudefanji：
「guojiang。bibushangsulaoshidangnianzaiyingyushijuanshanghuihaopomo、ziyouchuangzuodejingshen。25fendeliubaiyishu，jingjiefeifan。」
caifangjiuzaizheizhonggezheqiangdounengwendaohuoyaoweide“shangyehuchui”zhongjiannanjieshu。suwanzouchugejianshi，ganjuebitongxiaohuashejigaohailei。tayiyanjiukandaojiangyuzhengbeichenjieladaogengyuandejiaoluo，chenjiedeliansebiguodihaihei，yusugengkuai，shouzhijihuyaodiandaojiangyudebijian，xianranshizaiyanlijinggaoshenme。jiangyuweiweidizhetou，kanbuqingbiaoqing，danzhoushenneiguyonglansuiyideqixishoulianlexuduo，touchuyizhongshulidelenggan。
suwanmeixingquweiguan，zhixiangganjinlikaizheigeshifeizhidi。raner，mingyunxianranmeidasuanfangguota。
diertianyizaodeluzhizhutishi“zhishijiushililiang”——yichangqingsongyukuaideshineizhishiwendajingsai。timuhangaiwenxue、lishi、kepu、shenghuochangshi，nandushizhong，zhizaizhanshijiabinmende“zhihui”meili。qifenhaisuanrongqia，zhidao——
zhuchirenweiweichouchuyizhangtika，xiaorongkeju：“xiayiti，shiyidaojichuwulitie！‘qiaoqiaoban’shiwomentongniandemeihaohuiyi，qingwen，dangtizhongbutongdelianggehaizizuozaiqiaoqiaobanliangduan，xiangyaobaochipingheng，tamenyinggaizenyangdiaozhenggezideweizhini？qingshuochuyuanli！”
timuyichu，jiweijiabinmianmianxiangqu，youqishiqizhongyiweizoutianmeiluxiandenvgeshou，mingxianluchulemangrandebiaoqing。
weiweidemuguangzaijiabinzhongsaoshi，zuizhongjingzhundi、daizheburongzhiyidegaoshiyiwei，suodinglesuwanhejiangyu。
“aiya，shuodaowuli！”weiweishengyinbagao，chongmanlekeyidejingxi，“womenxianchangkeshiyouliangweidangniande‘dankezhuangyuan’zuozhenni！suwanlaoshi，wuli95fendechaojixueba！jiangyulaoshi，yingyu135fendedashen！zheidaotiduierweilaishuokendingxiaocaiyidieba？”tadunledun，tuqiongbijian，“buru…qingsuwanlaoshixianchangjiwomenyanshijiangjieyixia？jiangyulaoshiyekeyicongpang…ng，‘xuexi’yixia？”
xianchangshunjianxiangqiyipiankanhaoxideqihongshenghezhangsheng。jingtouqishuashuaduizhunliangren。
suwantoupiyima。youlai？！takanxiangjiangyu，duifangyezhengkanxiangta，yanshenfuza，sihuyemeiliaodaojiemuzuhuilaizheimeyishou。tachunjiaoweibukechadigouleyixia，neixiaorongyiweibuming，daizhedianrenming，youdaizhedian……weimiaodeqidai？
弹幕：
【lailelaile！wulijiaoxueju！】
【weiweijienishidongliuliangde！】
【hahaharangyingyuzhuangyuantingwulike！gongkaichuxing！】
【waixingrentongxue，qingzuohao！sulaoshikaikela！】
qihunanxia。suwanzhinengqishen，zoudaochangdizhongyangdexiaobaibanqian。gongzuorenyuanxunsudishangmakebi。tashenxiyikouqi，nulipingbidiaosimianbafangtoulaide、youqishilaizijiangyufangxiangdezhuoremuguang，naqibi。
yidanjinruzhuanyelingyu，suwanshenshangdeqichangshunjianbianle。fangcaidegangahenaonubeiyizhongchenjingdezhuanzhuqudai。tazhuanshen，mianxiangjingtouhejiabin，shengyinqingxipingwen：“gangganpinghengdeyuanli，hexinshidongli×donglibei=zuli×zulibei。”
tayibianshuo，yibianliluodizaibaibanshanghuachuyigejianjiedeqiaoqiaobanshiyitu，biaozhuchuzhidian、donglibei、zulibei。
“zheili，oshizhidian。”tadebijiandianzaioshang，“jiashezuobianzuodeshijiaozhongdexiaopengyoua，tizhongg1，zuodeweizhijulizhidianshil1（zulibei）。youbianshijiaoqingdexiaopengyoub，tizhongg2，zuodeweizhijulizhidianshil2（donglibei）。”
bijianyidong，kuaisubiaozhushangzimuhefuhao，xiantiaoganjingliluo。
“想要平衡，就需要满足：G1*L1=G2*L2。”她在公式下方重重画了一条横线，“因为G1>G2，所以要让等式成立，就必须让L1
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