lianzongshangdingliugeshoujiangyubeiwenjichulian。
taduizhejingtouxiao:「tazuowoqianpai,yingyu25fen,wohuaiyitabeidancibazimuchile。」
guanzhonghongxiaoshiwoyouyajiehua:「qiaole,wowuli95,tawuli8fen。」
「wozongxiangyanjiuzheiwaixingrenzenmebashoulifenxihuachengjianbihuade。」
dangwanzhiboshigu,tabawoduzaihoutai:「sulaoshijiaojiaowuli?」
「8fenxuanshoudewenji...xianzainengnaduoshaofen?」
1lianzongxiuluochang,yuanjialuzhai
xiangbintazheshezheshuijingdiaodengxisuideguang,kongqilimimanzheangguixiangfenheyisibuyichajuedejinzhang。《xindongdeguiji》luzhixianchang,jingtouwushenghuaguo,buzhuozhemeiyifenkeyiyingzaodelangman。suwanzhanzaijiaoluo,zhijianbingliang,nuliweichizhechunjiaoneimoshejishizhaopaishidedetiweixiao,xinlizaoyibaguimilinxiaobiantaleyiwanbian。
“jiemei,potiandefugui!dingliuchulian!weile‘xinggui’,nijiudangqudugejia,shunbianzengjiadianpuguangduma!”linxiaodeyuyinfangfohaizaierbianxunhuanbofang,daizhemeixinmeifeidexingfen。
度假?曝光度?
suwankanzheyanqianyixiangbinying、shexiangjilinlidechangjing,zhixiangbashoulizheibeiqipaoshuipodaolinxiaoneizhangxiaoyeruhuadelianshang。ta,suwan,xinruidulizhubaoshejishi,“xinggui”pinpaidechuangshirenjianweiyikuli,zuidadeyuanwangshiwozaigongzuoshilidamotadeyuzhouxingchenxilie,erbushizhanzaizheili,xianggedaijiaergudeshangpin,canjiashenmejianguidemingxinglianaizongyi!
“sulaoshi,zheibianqing,nanjiabinmashangjiudaole。”gongzuorenyuanxiaoshengtixing,batacongfufeizhonglahuixianshi。
tashenxiyikouqi,diaozhengleyixiajingjianneitiaoxixidexingguixianglian——youbaijinxilianchuanlianqishukeweixiaodezuanshi,goulechuxingchenyunxingguijidechouxiangxiantiao。zheishitadejingshentuteng,yeshicikeweiyidezhendingji。tazoudaozhidingweizhi,heqitasanweinvjiabinzhanzaiyiqi。kongqilimimanzhechucijianmiandejujinhebudongshengsededaliang。
zhuchirenweiweichuanzheliangpianlifu,xiaorongtianmei,shuliandidiaodongzheqifen:“wae,kanlaiwomenmeilidenvshimendouyijingzhunbeihao,yingjiexindongdeguijile!neime,rangwomenyongzuireliedezhangsheng,huanyingwomencaihuahengyidenanjiabinmen——”
juguangdengmengdidaxiangrukou。
diyiweichuchangdeshiyangguangjianqideyundongmingxing,yinfayizhenxiaoxiaodehuanhu。
dierweishiwenweneryadeqingnianyanyuan,shouhuodetizhangsheng。
disanweishipojuhuatixingdexinruidaoyan,daizhedianyishujiadebuji。
weiweideshengyindouranbagao,chongmanlekuazhangdeqidaigan:“jiexialaizheiyiwei,woxiangxin,tadedengchang,huirangzhenggeyanbotingnaizhizhenggehulianwang,douweizhifeiteng!tajiushi——”
yinlezhouranbiandejiang,dengguangxuanmudijujiao。
“——womenjiwanqianchongaiyuyishen,yongyinlezhengfuwushuxinlingdedingliuchuangzuogeshou,jiang!yu!”
neigemingzixiangyikezhadan,haowuyuzhaodizaisuwanerbianzhakai。
嗡——
danaoshunjianyipiankongbai。suoyoudeshengyin、guangxiandouxiangshigezheyicenghouzhongdemaoboli,mohubuqing。takanjianyigexiuzhangtingbadeshenyingzainiguangzhongzoulai,bufabujibuxu,daizheyizhongbeiqianwanrenyangwangcuilianchudeduteqichang——guangmangsishe,queyoutouzheyisishulidelenggan。
shensexiuxianxizhuangwanmeigoulechukuanjianzhaiyao,jiancaililuo。talianshangdaizhemianduijingtoushiguanyoude、wuketiaotideqianxiao,weiweihanshou,xiangxianchangguanzhongzhiyi。neishuangcengrangtawushucizaiwulikeshangzoushendeyanjing,cikezaiqiangguangxiaxiandeshensuinanbian,muguangsuiyidisaoguozaichangdejiweinvjiabin。
dangneimuguanglveguosuwandelianshi,shijianfangfobeiwuxianlazhang。
suwanqingxidikandao,neiwanmeiwuxiadedingliumianju,zaineilingdianjimiaoli,chuxianleyisijiqixiweideliehen。tatongkongsihumengdishousuoleyixia,jiaobuyoujihubukechadeweidun。zhenjing?yiwai?haishi……yisibeishiguangyanmai、cubujifangbeifanjiaochulaidewanwei?
仅仅一瞬。
kuaiderangsuwanhuaiyishizijidecuojue。xiayimiao,jiangyuyijinghuifuleneifubolanbujing、shuliyoulidemoyang,muguangpingjingdiyikai,fangfotazhishiyigezaiputongbuguodemoshengren。tazoudaonanjiabindeweizhizhanding,weiweiceshen,wanmeidexiahexianzaijingtouxiawuxiekeji。
“啪嗒。”
xiweideqingxiang。suwanditou,faxianzijishouzhongdexiangbinbeibuzhiheshiqingxie,jidijinsedeyetijianluozaiguangjiededibanshang。taxunsuwojinbeijiao,zhijieyonglidaofanbai。
xinzangzaixiongqianglifengkuangleidong,jihuyaozhuangsuileigutaochulai。
linxiao!woyaoshaleni!!
taneixinwushengdipaoxiao,judadehuangmiuganheyigubeimingyunzhuonongdenuhuojiaozhishengteng。liunian。zhengzhengliunianyaowuyinxin,zaitajihuyaobatachedidabaosaijin“bukanhuishoudeqingchunqiheilishi”wenjianjiazuidicengshi,tajuranyizheizhongfangshi,daizhedingliudeguanghuanheyiwanfensidezhumu,cubujifangdizahuiletadeshijie!
“wa!zhendeshijiangyu!”
“tiana!jiemuzutaihuile!”
“tazhenrenbipingmushanghaiyaoshuai!qichangtaiqiangle!”
shenbiannvjiabinmenyayizhexingfendediyu,xianchangguanzhongxibaofadereliezhangshenghejianjiao,xiangchaoshuibanyonglai,querangsuwangandaoyizhenxuanyunhezhixi。taqiangpozijitingzhijibei,lianshangzhongxinguashangneifuwuxiekejide、shuyushejishisuwandeyouyamianju,zhishiyanshenshenchu,yipianbinghuangmaluan。
pobinghuanjieshifenzuhezuowanchengyigejianyidexingqiuyimoxingpinzhuang,yuyi“xunzhaoxindongdexingqiu”。suwanzaixinlifengkuangqidaobuyaohejiangyufendaoyizu。raner,mofeidinglvzaicikejingzhunyingyan。
“disanzu,suwanlaoshi,jiangyulaoshi。”weiweinianchumingzi,xiaorongcanlan,“liangweidoushigezilingyudejiaojiaozhe,qiangqianglianhe,qidainimendezuopine!”
苏晚:“……”
tashenzhinengganjuedaojiangyudemuguangzaiciluozailetashenshang,daizheyizhongnanyiyanyudeshenshi。tashenxiyikouqi,baozhe“jiudangshimianduiyigejiqinanchandejiafang”dexintai,mianwubiaoqingdizouxiangfenpeijitamendexiaoyuanzhuo。
zhuoshangsanluozhesuliaoqiuti、zhijia、daibiaobutongdaludetiepianhegezhongxiaolingjian。
chenmo。lingrenzhixidechenmozailiangrenzhijianmanyan。
suwannaqishuomingshu,yimushixing,xunsuliqingbuzhou。tanaqiqiutidizuo,kaishizuzhuangzhijia。dongzuozhuanzhu,shenqinglengjing,fangfozaijinxingyixiangjingmishiyan,wanquanpingbileduimianneigejudadeganraoyuan。
jiangyuyemeishuohua,kaozaizhuobian,zhijianwuyishidizaiguanghuadezhuomianshangqingqingqiaoji。tameiyoukanshuomingshu,muguangqueluozaisuwanfanfeideshouzhishang。neishuangcengjingzaiwulishijuanshanghuachu“waixingrenjianbihua”deshou,rujinnazhexixiaodelingjian,dongzuoqueyichangwending、jingzhun。
“niezi。”suwantouyemeitai,shenchushou。taxuyaobayigenjixidelianjiegan**kongli。
yizhigujiefenming、shouzhixiuzhangdeshou,jiangxiaoqiaodeyinsenieziqingqingfangzaitazhangxin。dongzuoziran,fangfoyanlianguoqianbaibian。
suwanzhijianweibukechadiquansuoleyixia,meidaoxie,xunsujieguo,zhuanzhuyushoushangdecaozuo。
danmucikeyijingshuafengle:
【shiwodecuojuema?zheizuqifenhaoguai!】
【leng……haoleng……beijiquandoumeizheimeleng!】
【dingliuhaoxiangyizhizaikanshejishi**jiedeshou?】
【suwanhaozhuanyea,wanquanbushoupangbiandingliuqichangyingxiangdeyangzi。】
【zhiyouwozhuyidaojiangyudigongjudidehaoshunshouma?】
【xiuluochang!zheijueduishilianzongshishangzuigapobinghuanjie!】
suwanjiangzuihouyipiandaibiaodayangzhoudetiepianxiaoxinditiezaiqiutishang,yigecucaodanjiegouwanzhengdexingqiuyixuangaowancheng。tasonglekouqi,gangxianglizheigebingjiaoyuandian,zhuchirenweiweideshengyinzaicixiangqi。
“wa,kanlaidajiadouwanchengdechabuduole!weilerangdajiagengkuaishuxiqilai,yeweilemanzuguangdawangyoudehaoqixin,womenmashangjinrudiyigehudongxiao**——”weiweituozhanglediaozi,shenmiyixiao,“‘zhenxinhuadamaoxian’zhi‘neixienian,womendeqingseshiguang’!”
suwanxinligedengyixia,yiguqiangliedebuxiangyuganshunjianjuezhuleta。
gongzuorenyuanxunsubanshangdaoju。weiweidemuguangxiangjingzhundetanzhaodeng,zaijiweijiabinlianshangsaoguo,zuizhong,daizheyizhong“gaoshi”dexingfen,laolaosuodingleguangmangzhongxindejiangyu。
“jiangyulaoshi!”weiweideshengyintouguomaikefeng,qingxidichuanbianquanchang,yechuanxiangwushugezhengzaiguankanzhibodepingmu,“zuoweiwushufensixinzhongdewanmeiouxiang,dajiaduinideguowangdouchongmanlehaoqi。womenjiemuzuni,ye‘qiahao’datingdaoyidiandianxiaoxiaoxi……jushuo,zainishanyaodeqingchunli,yecengyouguoyiduanmengdongqingsedexiaoyuanchulian?”
xianchangshunjiananjingxialai,suoyoumuguang,baokuoqitajiabinhaoqideyanshen,doujujiaozaijiangyushenshang。zhibojiandedanmugengshichengxianbaozhashizengzhang:
【**!shanglaijiuzheimejingbao?!】
【chulian?!jiangyudechulian?!】
【weiweijienishiwodeshen!kuaiwen!】
【aaashisheishishei!wohaosuan!】
jiangyusihuduizheigewentidezhibaichengduyelveganyiwai,tashentiweiweihoukao,xiguanxingdiyongzhijianzhuanqileshouzhongdewuxianhuatong。neidongzuodaizheyizhongmanbujingxindeyonglan,youtouzheyisizhangkongquanchangdeyourenyouyu。tachunjiaohuanhuangouqiyimoxiaoyi,neixiaoyiqueweidayandi,muguangzhuangsiwuyidi,zaicipiaoxianglesuwansuozaidefangxiang。
suwanquanshendexueyefangfozaizheiyikeninggule。tashenzhinengqingxiditingdaozijiruleigubandexintiaosheng。taqiangpozijizhishiqianfang,lianshangweichizhedetideweixiao,zhiyoujinwozaixigaishangdeshou,xieluleneixindejingtaohailang。takanguolaishishenmeyisi?!
jingtouminruidibuzhuodaolesuwanshunjianjiangyingdecelianheweiweiminjindechunxian。
jiangyushouhuimuguang,kanxiangzhuchiren,youfangfotouguojingtoukanxiangqianwanguanzhong。tadixiaoleyisheng,neishengyintouguomaikefeng,daizhediancixing,yedaizhedianshuobuqingdaobumingdexixue。
「taa…」takaikou,yusufangdehenman,xiangshizaihuiyi,youxiangshizaijingxinbianzhiyigeyinrenrushengdegushi,「dangshizuowoqianpai。」
jiandandejigezi,xiangtourupingjinghumiandeshizi,xianchangxiangqiyipianyayidexiqishenghedidideyilun。suwanganjuezijidehoubeishunjianqinchuyicenglenghan。qianpai……ta……
jiangyudunledun,sihuhenmanyizhizaochudexuannianxiaoguo,huatongzaizhijianyouzhuanleyiquan。「woyingyuma,」tayuqidaizhedianfanersaishideqianxun,yandiqueshanzhecuxiadeguang,「mianmianqiangqiang,135fenba。」
“wa——!”xianchangbaofachuzhenchengdejingtan。135fen,jueduidejianzishuiping!
「tani?」jiangyudeshixianzaiciruoyousiwudisaoguosuwan,neimuguangxiangdaizhexiaogouzi,ranhoutaweiweitiaomei,chunjiaodexiaoyijiashen,daizhehaobuyanshidediaokanheyisielie,「yingyu,25fen。」
“噗——”
“哈哈哈!”
duanzandejijinghou,shiguanzhongxibaofadehongtangdaxiao。zheigefenshuchashizaitaiguoxijuhua!
jiangyusihuhenxiangshouzheigexiaoguo,tashaozuotingdun,paochuleneijuzhudingyinbaoquanwangdejinju:「woneishihoujiutebiexiangzhidao,」tatuozhanglediaozi,yanshenlidecuxiajihuyaoyichulai,「tabeidancideshihou,shibushibazimudangbingganjichile?buranzenmenengkaochuzheime……youchuangyidefenshu?」
“hahahahahaha!”xiaoshengjihuyaoxianfanluyingpengdewuding。jingtoufengkuangdiduizhunlesuwan,buzhuozhetalianshangmeiyisixiweidebiaoqingbianhua——neiqiangzhuangdezhendingxia,shijihuyaopenboerchudexiufenhenuhuo。danmugengshichedifengle:
【25fen?!zimudangbingganchile?!hahahahajiangyunishidongbiyude!】
【duosunna!shanshangdesundoubeidingliuduowanle!】
【shejishi**jieliandoulvle!jiuming!】
【suirandanshi,haohaoxiaoa!zheishishenmefanchameng!】
【qianpai?!zuotaqianpaide25fen?!xiansuoyoulejiarenmen!】
【kswl!xiangaixiangshadeweidaochulaile!】
zhuchirenweiweiyexiaodeqianyanghouhe,zhengxiangkaikouyuanchang,shunbianbahuatiyinxiangbieren。jiuzaizheishi——
suwanshenxileyikouqi。xiongqianglineigubeidangzhongjieduandexiuchihebeijiuri“sidi”jingzhuncaizhongtongjiaodenuhuo,hunhezheshejishijueburenshudejiaoao,shunjianchongkualesuoyoudelizhidiba。qutadeyouya!qutadedeti!
tamengdinaqimianqiandehuatong,lianshangzhanfangchuyigejiqicanlan、jiqi“heshan”deweixiao,neixiaorongshenzhibitashejiderenheyijianzhubaodouyaoyaoyanduomu,quedaizhebinglengdefengmang。tadeshengyintouguomaikefeng,qingxi、yueer,daizheyizhongyushijufendejuejue,shunjianyaxialexianchangdexiaonao。
「qiaole。」lianggezi,rutongbingzhuluoyupan,qingcuidizazaimeigerenermoshang,chenggongxiyinlequanchangnaizhizhiboqiansuoyourendezhuyili。
xiaoshengjiaranerzhi。suoyourendoukanxiangta。
suwandemuguangbuzaiduoshan,tanranerruilidiyingxiangjiangyuneishuangcikezhongyudaishangmingxianyayihenonghouxingweideyanjing。tahongchunqingqi,yiziyiju,qingxiwubi:
「tagangcaishuodeneiwei,beidancixiangchizimubinggande‘chuangyi’tongxue,」
taguyitingdunleyixia,manyidikanzhejiangyuchunjiaodexiaoyiweiweininggu。
「ruguowomeijicuodehua,」suwandexiaorongjiashen,yandiquehaowuwendu,「tadangshidewulichengji,shi95fen。」
xianchangxianruyipianguiyideanjing。95fen?wuli?
suwanbujirenherenfanyingdeshijian,muguangjinjinsuozhujiangyu,jixuyouyadi、jingzhunditouxiadierkezhadan:
「ertaqianpaizheiwei,yingyu135fen、bingganlilunfamingzhedetongxueni?」
takeyimofangzhejiangyugangcaineizhongmanyouyoude、daizhedianshenshiyiweideyudiao。
「wulikaoshi,」taqingxidituchuneigeshuzi,「8fen。」
“嘶——”
“8分?!”
“物理8分?!”
jingtanshengciqibifu,bigangcaitingdao25fenshigengjiananyizhixin!yigedingliuxueba,wuli8fen?!
suwanfangfomeikandaojiangyushunjianbiandeweimiaodebiaoqing,taweiweiwaitou,zuochuyigejiqirenzhensikaodebiaoqing,paochuletayunniangyijiude、shashanglimaxdefanji:
「suoyi,」tadeshengyindaizheyizhong“xueshutanjiu”bandezhenchenghaoqi,「woyetebiehaoqi,tebiexiangyanjiuyixia,zheiweitongxue——」
tademuguangzaijiangyushenshangsaoleyiquan,fangfozaidaliangyijianyouqudeshiyanbiaoben。
「daodishinagexingqiulaidewaixingren?」
tadunledun,hongchungouqiyigewanmeidehudu,tuchuzuihoudejuesha:
「zenmenengbahaohaodeshoulifenxitu,huadeneime…chongmanhouxiandaiyishuqixi,huotuotuoyifu…linghunjianbihua?」
死寂。
jueduidesijilongzhaolexianchangyimiao。
随即——
“puhahahahahahaha!!!”
“houxiandaiyishu!linghunjianbihua!hahahaha!”
“jiuminga!woyaoxiaosile!”
baoxiaoshengrutonghuoshanpenfa,bizhiqianrenheyicidouyaomenglie、chijiu!zhuchirenweiweizhijiexiaodaowuzheduzidunlexiaqu,yanleidoubiaolechulai:“wode……wodetian……hahahaha……zheishishenmeshenxianchulianhuduimingchangmiana!”
jingtouzaisuwanyouyaweixiaoqueshaqitengtengdelian,hejiangyuneizhangjunlianshangdiyicichuxiande、kanchengjingcaifenchengdebiaoqing(zhenjing、cuoe、yisilangbei,zuizhonghuaweiyizhongjinhukuangredexingweihexinshang)zhijianfengkuangqiehuan。
danmuchedifengle,mijidaowanquankanbuqingpingmu:
【wuli8fen?????dingliurenshebengtaxianchang!】
【linghunjianbihua!!shejishi**jiezuishicuileduba!youya!taiyouyale!】
【waixingren!hahahaha!congzimutunshizhedaowaixingren!juepei!suosi!yaochiwotunle!】
【yingyu25vswuli8!zheishishenmepiankexuebadejizhihubu!tianshengyidui!】
【kswlkswlkswl!zheixiangaixiangshadejubenwokebao!jiemuzujiajitui!】
【resou!kuaikanresou!zhale!】
yucitongshi,houtaijiankongshi。
jiemuzongdaoyandingzhepingmushanghuojianbanbiaoshengdeshishiguankanrenshuquxianhechedishuabaodedanmuqiang,jidongdemanlianhongguang,henhenyipaidatui:“baole!baole!kuai!jiwobazheiduanhuifang!suoyoujiweisucai!like!mashang!resou!jiwodingshangqu!qianwu!bu!qiansanwoyaobaoyuan!”
erfengbaozhongxindeliangren,suwanhejiangyu,gezhejimidejuliheshangweixiaosandexiaosheng,zaiwushujingtoudejujiaoxia,weichizhebiaomian“limao”deweixiao。zhiyoubicicainengkanqingduifangyanzhongneijiliepengzhuang、huohuasijiandedaoguangjianying。
suwan:jiangyu,nisidingle。
jiangyu:suwan,niwanle。
luzhixianchangderenaoxuanxiaorutonggezheyicenghouzhongdeboli,suwanzhijianbingliang,jihushipingjiezhezuihouyisizhiyebennengcaimeiyouzaijingtouqianshitai。tajiekoubuzhuang,jihushitaoyesidechongjinlexishoujian。
fanshousuoshangmen,beikaozhebinglengdecizhuanqiangbi,tacaigandakouchuanxi。jingziliyingchuyizhangcangbaiqueyinfennuhexiujiongerranshanghongyundelian,jingjiandexingguixianglianzaidengguangxiazheshezhexisuilengguang。tazhandouzheshoumochushouji,pingmushangshunjiantiaochujishitiaolinxiaodeweiduxiaoxiheweijielaidian。
tazhijiebolehuiqu,dianhuajihushimiaojie。
“jiemei!nihuole!nizhale!nihejiangyu……”linxiaoxingfendaopoyindeshengyinshunjianzhaxiang。
“lin!xiao!”suwancongyafenglijichulianggezi,meiyigeyinjiedouguozhebingchazi,“woyaoshaleni!nikengwo!nimingzhidaoshita!nijuranbawowanghuokenglitui!”
“aiyawanwan!lengjing!lengjingdian!”linxiaozaidianhuaneitouhaowuhuiyi,fanergengxingfenle,“nikanzheixiaoguo!duobaozha!‘xinggui’deguanbosixindoubaole!quanshiwenniheneitiaoxiangliande!potiandefuguiajiemei!dingliuchulian!zheihuatidu,zheiliuliang!shengxiaduoshaotuiguangfei!”
“zheishiliuliangdewentima?!”suwanqideyanqianfahei,“neishijiangyu!jiang!yu!niwangledangnian……”
“dangnianzenmele?”linxiaodeshengyinhuranzhengjingleyidian,daizhedianxiaoxinyiyideshitan,“wanwan,dangniandeshi……nihoulaiwenguotama?taweishenmeturanzhuanxue,lianjuhuadoumeiliu?nijiu……zhendeyidiandoubuxiangzhidao?”
linxiaodehuaxiangyigenxizhen,jingzhundicipolesuwanqiangzhuangdefennukuijia。jingzili,tadeyanshenyouyishunjiandeshijiao。
gaozhongjiaoshicaozadehuamianshuranchuangrunaohai。
xiariwuhou,yangguangciyan。wulishijuanfaxialai,shaonianjiangyuzhouzheyingtingdemei,dingzhezijishijuanshangneigexianhongciyande“8”hepangbianbeilaoshihualegedahongcha、niuqudebuchengyangzide“shoulifenxitu”,fanzaodibajuanzirouchengyituan,henhensaijinzhuodu。
zuozaiqianpaideta,jianbangyinweipinmingyayixiaoyierweiweizhandou。
xiayimu。yibenzhanxinde、daizheyoumoqingxiangdeyingyubijiben,daizhedianlidao,“pa”diyishengpaizaitaduimanwulilianxicedezhuojiao。taerantaitou,zhuangjinshaonianjiangyuneishuangpiaoliangquexiemanxianqideyanjingli。taxiabaweitai,yuqizhuaideerwubawan:“wei,zhaozhechao。zaibujige,biezuowoqianmianjiwodiuren。”neibenbijishang,shitagongzhengpiaoliangdeyingwenhuatizi,zhongdianqingxi,yufaxiangjie。
huiyidesuipiandaizhejiushiguangdewenduhesuanse,cubujifangdiyongshanglai,rangsuwanhoulongyouxiefajin。
dianhuaneitou,linxiaodeshengyinhaizaijixu,daizhedianxunxunshanyou:“wanwan,nikan,xianzaijihuiduohao。zaiyigewuyanxia,chaoxixiangchu,lujiemu……youshenmewuhui,youshenmexiangwende,bushizhenghaoma?weile‘xinggui’,yeweile……nizijixinlineigejie,shibushi?”
suwankanzhejingzhongzijijingjianneitiaowanyandexinggui。zuanshideguangmangbinglengerjianding。
tabishangyan,shenxiyikouqi。zaizhengkaishi,yandidehunluanhefennuchendianxiaqu,querdaizhideshiyizhongpofuchenzhoudelengjing,haijiazazheyisiliantazijidouweicengchajuede、beiqiangxingyayideqidai。
“linxiao,”tadeshengyinhuifulepingjing,daizhedianpibeideshaya,“zheibizhang,woluwanjiemuzaigennisuan。”
taguaduandianhua,ningkaishuilongtou,yonglengshuipulepulian。binglengdeshuizhushunzhelianjiahualuo,rangtahunluandesixuqingxileyixie。
bushiweileliuliang。bushiweilepuguang。
shiweile“xinggui”deweilai。
gengshiweile……dangnianneigejiaranerzhi、xuanerweijuedejuhao。
tazhenglileyixiaweiluandefasi,zhongxindaishangneifuyouyazhixingdemianju,zhijianwuyishidimosuozhexingguixianglianbingliangdelianshen,tuikailexishoujiandemen。
luzhi,caiganggangkaishi。tahejiangyude“guiji”,zaizhongduanliunianhou,yiyizhongzuixijuhuadefangshi,beiqiangxingniuzaileyiqi。qianfangshixiuluochang,haishi……weizhidexindongxingtu?
《xindongdeguiji》houtaixiuxishi,kongqilimimanzhe**heyizhongwuxingdexiaoyanwei。suwanduzizuozaijiaoluodeshafali,pengzhebeizaoyiliangtoudeshui,zhijianwuyishidimosuozhejingjianweiliangdexingguixianglian。shoujipingmuliangdeciyan,suopingjiemianbeiyuanyuanbuduandetuisongtongzhibazhan:
#江屿物理8分#爆
#suwanlinghunjianbihua#bao
#zimutunshizhevswaixingren#re
#lianzongshishangzuiqiangchulianhudui#
#jiangyusuwansuosiyaochiwotunle#
diankairenheyigecitiao,doushitahejiangyuzaizhibozhonghujielaodidejietu、dongtu、biaoqingbao,peizhewangyougezhong“hahaha”、“kswl”、“qiuhouxu”dekuanghuan。tadeweibofensishuzhengyirouyankejiandesudufengkuangbiaosheng,“xinggui”gongzuoshideguanbosixingengshisaimanlegezhongxunwenxianglian、xunwenhezuoshenzhixunwen“wulibuxiban”delipuxiaoxi。
linxiaodeweixintouxiangfengkuangtiaodong。
【jiemei!nikandaoshujulema?!zhale!chedizhale!】
【pinpaibudianhuabeidabaole!haojigedavzhudonglianxituiguang!】
【wojiushuopotiandefuguiba!wenzhu!jiwowenzhu!】
【buguo……wanwan,jiangyuneibian……】
suwanfanzaodienmiepingmu,bashoujirengdaoyibian。potiandefugui?taxianzaizhijuedeshipotiandemafan。jiangyuneizhangdaizhexixuehetanjiudelian,haiyouneiju“zimubinggan”dediaokan,xiangmozhouyiyangzainaozilixunhuanbofang,jiaodetaxinfanyiluan。
“sulaoshi,jianglaoshi,daraoyixia。”jiemuzufudaoyanyilianduixiaodizouguolai,shenhougenzheshexiangdage,“zanmenjiemuzuxiangduigangcaineige‘jingcaihuanjie’zuogejianduandesaihoucaifang,danducai,henkuaide!”
suwanxinlijinglingdazuo。danducai?hejiangyu?huoshangjiaoyouma?
tahaimeilaidejijujue,fudaoyanyijingzhuanxianglelingyibian。jiangyuzhengbeitadejingjirenchenjiedishengshuozheshenme,chenjiebiaoqingyansu,yusuhenkuai,xianranshizaichulizheichangturuqilaideyulunfengbao。jiangyukaoqiangzhanzhe,danshouchazaixikukoudaili,celianxiantiaozailvexianhunandedengguangxiaxiandeyouxielengying,sihubingweitaizaiyichenjiedehua,muguangfanerruoyousiwudipiaoxiangsuwanzheibian,daizheyizhongrangtatoupifamadeshenshi。
“jiangyu,zheigecaifang……”chenjiezhoumei,xianranxiangzuzhi。
“meishi,chenjie。”jiangyushouhuimuguang,duifudaoyanchechuyigebiaozhundeyingyeweixiao,shengyintingbuchuqingxu,“peihejiemu,yinggaide。”
suwanxinlimaleyisheng,yezhinengyingzhetoupiqishen。liangrenbeifenbiedaidaoxianglindelianggelinshigejian。geyinxiaoguoyuedengyuwu。
“sulaoshi,”fuzecaifangtadebiandaoyanjingliangdejingren,wentizhizhihexin,“gangcaijiangyulaoshitidaoningaozhongyingyu25fen,ninfanjishuotashiwuli8fende‘waixingren’,wangyoumendoujuedetebieyouqu!nengjutishuoshuodangshideqingkuangma?biru,neizhang‘linghunjianbihua’dewulijuanzi?”
suwanshenxiyikouqi,lianshangguazhewuxiekejidezhiyejiaxiao,xinlibajiangyuhelinxiaoyiqimalegebian。
「doushiguoquhenjiudeshile。」tayuqiqingmiaodanxie,nulipieqing,「xueshengshidaisheihaimeijimenpiankeni?neizhangjuanzi…」tadunledun,jinliangrangyuqixiandekeguan,「queshibijiaochouxiang,chongmanle…ng,gerenfenggedeyishubiaoda。」taqiaomiaodijiang“waixingren”he“linghunjianbihua”zhuanhuachengle“yishubiaoda”。
gebigejian,jiangyulanyangyangdeshengyinqingxidipiaoguolai:
「e?sulaoshishizheimepingjiawoneifu‘zuopin’de?yishubiaoda?」taqingxiaoyisheng,neixiaoshengtouguobobodegeban,daizheyisiwanweidetiaoxin,「kanlaisulaoshiduiwode‘houxiandaiyishu’fenggepingjiahaitinggao?neibuzhidaosulaoshidangnianneixiebei‘chidiao’dezimubinggan,youshishenmeliupaidemeishiyishu?」
苏晚:“……”
biandaobiexiaobiedeliantonghong,danmugengshifengleyiyang:
【gekonghanhua!zheijueduishigekonghanhua!】
【dingliuhaojichou!meishiyishudouchulaile!】
【sulaoshiliandoulvle!hahaha!】
【daqilai!daqilai!woaikan!】
suwanqiangrenzhechongguoquduzhuneizhangzuidechongdong,duizhejingtou,xiaorongyufa“heshan”:「meishiyishubugandang。daoshijianglaoshizheizhongnengbayanjinwuligongshidouyanyichuchouxianghuayijingde‘tianfu’,」tajiazhongle“tianfu”lianggezi,「queshidushuyizhi,lingrentanweiguanzhi。」tachenggongdiba“wuli8fen”decanliebaozhuangchengle“tianfu”。
gebichenmoleyimiao,suijichuanlaijiangyumanyouyoudefanji:
「guojiang。bibushangsulaoshidangnianzaiyingyushijuanshanghuihaopomo、ziyouchuangzuodejingshen。25fendeliubaiyishu,jingjiefeifan。」
caifangjiuzaizheizhonggezheqiangdounengwendaohuoyaoweide“shangyehuchui”zhongjiannanjieshu。suwanzouchugejianshi,ganjuebitongxiaohuashejigaohailei。tayiyanjiukandaojiangyuzhengbeichenjieladaogengyuandejiaoluo,chenjiedeliansebiguodihaihei,yusugengkuai,shouzhijihuyaodiandaojiangyudebijian,xianranshizaiyanlijinggaoshenme。jiangyuweiweidizhetou,kanbuqingbiaoqing,danzhoushenneiguyonglansuiyideqixishoulianlexuduo,touchuyizhongshulidelenggan。
suwanmeixingquweiguan,zhixiangganjinlikaizheigeshifeizhidi。raner,mingyunxianranmeidasuanfangguota。
diertianyizaodeluzhizhutishi“zhishijiushililiang”——yichangqingsongyukuaideshineizhishiwendajingsai。timuhangaiwenxue、lishi、kepu、shenghuochangshi,nandushizhong,zhizaizhanshijiabinmende“zhihui”meili。qifenhaisuanrongqia,zhidao——
zhuchirenweiweichouchuyizhangtika,xiaorongkeju:“xiayiti,shiyidaojichuwulitie!‘qiaoqiaoban’shiwomentongniandemeihaohuiyi,qingwen,dangtizhongbutongdelianggehaizizuozaiqiaoqiaobanliangduan,xiangyaobaochipingheng,tamenyinggaizenyangdiaozhenggezideweizhini?qingshuochuyuanli!”
timuyichu,jiweijiabinmianmianxiangqu,youqishiqizhongyiweizoutianmeiluxiandenvgeshou,mingxianluchulemangrandebiaoqing。
weiweidemuguangzaijiabinzhongsaoshi,zuizhongjingzhundi、daizheburongzhiyidegaoshiyiwei,suodinglesuwanhejiangyu。
“aiya,shuodaowuli!”weiweishengyinbagao,chongmanlekeyidejingxi,“womenxianchangkeshiyouliangweidangniande‘dankezhuangyuan’zuozhenni!suwanlaoshi,wuli95fendechaojixueba!jiangyulaoshi,yingyu135fendedashen!zheidaotiduierweilaishuokendingxiaocaiyidieba?”tadunledun,tuqiongbijian,“buru…qingsuwanlaoshixianchangjiwomenyanshijiangjieyixia?jiangyulaoshiyekeyicongpang…ng,‘xuexi’yixia?”
xianchangshunjianxiangqiyipiankanhaoxideqihongshenghezhangsheng。jingtouqishuashuaduizhunliangren。
suwantoupiyima。youlai?!takanxiangjiangyu,duifangyezhengkanxiangta,yanshenfuza,sihuyemeiliaodaojiemuzuhuilaizheimeyishou。tachunjiaoweibukechadigouleyixia,neixiaorongyiweibuming,daizhedianrenming,youdaizhedian……weimiaodeqidai?
弹幕:
【lailelaile!wulijiaoxueju!】
【weiweijienishidongliuliangde!】
【hahaharangyingyuzhuangyuantingwulike!gongkaichuxing!】
【waixingrentongxue,qingzuohao!sulaoshikaikela!】
qihunanxia。suwanzhinengqishen,zoudaochangdizhongyangdexiaobaibanqian。gongzuorenyuanxunsudishangmakebi。tashenxiyikouqi,nulipingbidiaosimianbafangtoulaide、youqishilaizijiangyufangxiangdezhuoremuguang,naqibi。
yidanjinruzhuanyelingyu,suwanshenshangdeqichangshunjianbianle。fangcaidegangahenaonubeiyizhongchenjingdezhuanzhuqudai。tazhuanshen,mianxiangjingtouhejiabin,shengyinqingxipingwen:“gangganpinghengdeyuanli,hexinshidongli×donglibei=zuli×zulibei。”
tayibianshuo,yibianliluodizaibaibanshanghuachuyigejianjiedeqiaoqiaobanshiyitu,biaozhuchuzhidian、donglibei、zulibei。
“zheili,oshizhidian。”tadebijiandianzaioshang,“jiashezuobianzuodeshijiaozhongdexiaopengyoua,tizhongg1,zuodeweizhijulizhidianshil1(zulibei)。youbianshijiaoqingdexiaopengyoub,tizhongg2,zuodeweizhijulizhidianshil2(donglibei)。”
bijianyidong,kuaisubiaozhushangzimuhefuhao,xiantiaoganjingliluo。
“想要平衡,就需要满足:G1*L1=G2*L2。”她在公式下方重重画了一条横线,“因为G1>G2,所以要让等式成立,就必须让L1