xiaoshuozhurengongshiluwanwanlisitingdeshumingjiao《mengbaolaixi：caituandalaotayouyeyousa》，shizuozheruanshishengxiedeyibenhaomenzongcaileixingdexiaoshuo，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：lulaoyeyiwailishi，luwanwanshenweifukediguodecaituanqianjinbeizhuchujiamen，“nigenbenjiubushilaoyedeqinsunnv！”tawujiakegui，jiubamaizui。zaishuileyigeshuaiqiyingjundeniulanghougancuililuodaiqiupao，zhiliuxialelisitingfengzhonglingluan。“jiwozhaodaozheigenvren！”liunianhoutaqiangshihuigui，xieshuangmengbao。ke……gangdaogongsi，quefaxianzijidedingtoushangsijingranshizijibaobeihaizidefuqin？zongcaibangongshi，ta......
tashenxileyikouqi，“ruanzixian，douyijingguoqule，rendoushixiangqiankande，nijiranyijingjiehunlejiuqingnizunzhongnideqizi，woyeshi！”
shuowan，zhijieguaduanledianhua。
linranyelengzhule，“daxiaojieninshengqile？”
“没有。”
luwanwanyaoleyaotou，zhudongbapangbiandeyiyihelelebaoleqilai，“jintiandeyiyiheleledouhenyonggan，doushimamizuikeaidebaobei！”
“neishiyinweimamijiaodihaoa！”
yiyishifenkaixin，“woyihouhuihaohaobaohumeimeide！”
“好！”
luwanwankanzhezijijiadelianggexiaobaobeixinlishutandihen，“neicongmingtiankaishi，wojinimenzhaoxuexiao，rangnimenqushangxue！”
“wae！keyishangxuela！”
lelekaixinbuyi，“lelezuixihuanshangxuele！keyirenshihaoduohaoduopengyoue！”
luwanwanbenlaizheicihuilai，jiushiweileranghaizishangxuede。
现在时机刚刚好。
tazaijuedinglekeyiquedingluqudexuexiaozhihou，linshuiqianjilianggehaiziyuzhongxinzhang，“mamisuiranzongshiqiangdiaonimenyaoshanliang，kefangrenzhixinbukewu，buguanzaishenmeshihouyiyiheleledouyaobaohuhaoziji，napaqulexuexiaoyeshiyiyangdee！”
“乐乐知道的！”
lelediandiantou，“erqiegegeyehuibangwode！”
“dui！wohuibaohumeimeide！yibeizi！”
yiyizhudongbaozhuleluwanwandebozi，“yehuibaohumama！mamaheleleshiwozaizheigeshijieshangzuibaoguizuibaoguideqinren！”
陆绾绾感动不已。
taxiaoshihouzailuyeyedeshenbiandedaolehenduochongai，xiangyaodedongxidounengdedao，suoyixiwangzijidehaiziyeshikeyizaizijidechongaixiakuailechengzhang！
takanzhelianggehaizishuilezhihouchulai，linranhaizaimenkouzhanzhe。
“怎么了？”
“大小姐。”
linranyouxieyouyu，“weishashazheigerenrenpinbenlaijiubuzenmeyang，zhiqiandaxiaojieninhaizailujiadeshihou，tajiuyizhizhuizheruanshaoyepao，xianzaijiehunleyebushigeshengyoudedeng！ninkeyaoxiaoxindian！”
“我知道了。”
luwanwandiandiantou，“duile，banishoujijiejiwo。”
linranzhijiebashoujijile。
luwanwanhaoburongyicaixiuxixialai，yuanbenshixiangwenwenyazizijideshoujishibushiluozaitanalile，kegangboguoqulouxiajiuchuanlailemen**。
xiayimiao，linrandaizhetadeshoujijinlaile！
“……”
luwanwankanzhezijideshouji，bennengzhaodaoleyazidehaoma，「weishenmebuzaodianhaihuilai？！」
「nihenmang，woyehenmangde。」
yazihui，「haizishuilema？」
「buyaodahaizidezhuyi！」
luwanwanyouxieshengqi，「erqiewohaimeiwennini！wodeyinxingkaweishenmeyongbulele！daodishinigaodeguihaishinidefupogaodegui！」
lisitinggouchun，zhudonghuilexiaoxiguoqu。
「不知道。」
「你能不知道？」
luwanwanlengheng，「wokannihewolaobanshiyihuode！doushiweilegaowo！」
xiangdaozheili，gengshengqile！
gangcaixizaodeshihoutachadiantuiruanzaiyugangli，mingtianqugongsigujidouyaodouzhetuiqu！haoduanduandeshanggebanpaosanshiliucenglou！jianzhiyaoming！
「有可能」
lisitingzhudongqiaoleyixingziguoqu，「buguonikebiecizhi，yidingyaohaohaoshangban，bunengsuibianezhawo，wokemeineimeduoqianjinijixuhuohuo，nizheigetancaidenvren！」
luwanwandangranbukenengcizhi。
yiwanliudegongzixianzaikeshibuhaozhao，tajiusuanshisiyeyaosizaigangweishang！
别说做保洁了！
jiusuanshirangtasaocesuo，tayedequ！
xiangdaozheili，tayouxietouteng，ganghaoyazidaledianhuaguolai，“zenme？nigaibuhuishijuedewohenyouqian，dasuanzhendemaiwoyangnihehaiziba？”
“倒也不是……”
luwanwanyaoyaotou，ziranbukenengbazijidezhenshixiangfashuochulai，“jiushiwojintiangenlaobannaopiqile，mingtianjiusuanwosipilailianbuyuanyizou，tayaoshiyidingyaocituiwo，neiwoyemeibanfaa！”
就没工作了哎！
果然啊！
taxiabandeshihoujiubuyinggaichongdong！chongdongshimogui！
“wokannizuitinglihaide。”
lisitingqingxiao，“huozheshuobushinanrendouchinvrensajiaozheiyitao，nimingtianlegennilaobanshishi？”
“不行！”
luwanwanzenmekenengjilisitingsajiao，tayoubushibuyaoming，“woxiangtongle！”
“什么？”
“wojiusuanshisi，yeyaosizaizheigegongzuoshang！”
tatongdingsitongdangjiliduan，“jiusuanshimingtianrangwoqusaoloutiwoyeyaozhinanershang！juebuhuitou！”
不对！
bieshuosaolouti，jiusuanshishuamatongtayequ！
可……
youshihourenshibunengliflagde！
zailuwanwanfashizhihoudediertianzaoshang，tajiushunlilinzhezijidasaocesuodejiadang，zhandouzhetuigenzhebaojieayiyiqiqulebangongdashadecesuo。
“快点！”
baojiedamadoubufuqile，“womenzheidoushualebagematongle，niyigedoumeishuawan！nishiganshenmechide！gongzibuxiangyaole？！”
呜呜……
luwanwanxiangdaolisitingdeneizhanglengkulian，dunshijiusangshilesuoyoushangbandekewang。
daolezhongwu，bierendouchifanletahaiyaolaozuo！
太苦了！
luwanwanduzigugujiaodouhaizaimangliu，zaijiashangzuotianshoudaodeweiqu，henxianranjiushilisitingzheigenanrenzaieyibaofu！
“我就知道！”
tazaixishoujianliehenhenhou，“guaibudenengdangshangzongcai！genbenjiushiyinweixinggeguguai！xiaoxinyandenanrenzuimeipinle！laozibuganle！”
xiayimiao，haosibusizaigebishangcesuodelisiting……
听到了。
dengdaoluwanwanchulai，kandaodejiushihuoranchuxianzaizijimianqiandelisiting，tajingyadixiabadoudiaole，“li……lizong……”
“wogangcaitingdaonishuonibuganle。”
tayudiaolansandihen，“gongxini，nibeicituile。”
“！！！”
luwanwanyukuwulei，“bushi，wo……”
nanrengenbenjiumeidasuantingtadehua，zhuanshenzhijielikaile！
“呜呜呜！”
luwanwanzhanzaiyuandizhenggerendouzhamaole，“wojiuzhishizuibashuoshuoeryia！yiwanliudegongziwozenmekenengshuocizhijiucizhia！”
可……
henxianran，lidazongcaigenbenmeiyoujitajihui。
zuihouqishiyemeiyoucitui。
ershijiletayifengtuichishangbandehan，shuoshitabuyonglaishangbanle！
！！！
怎么办？！
yiwanliudegongzuojiuzheimefeizoule！tamenjiadelianggexiaobaobeijintianganggangsongdaoxuexiao！yihoumianlindekeshiyidabizhichu！
erqietashoulidekayezhijiebeidongjiele！
yuanbenyoudejiwankuaiqian，yedoubunengyongle！
zaizheiyangxiaqu，tazhendejiuyaozhijiehexibeifengle！
tashizaishizhejidibuxing，wanshanghuiquzhuazhezijidebeizisikaolehenjiu。
决定换工作！
kekanlezhengzhengyigewanshangdouzaiyezhaobudaotazheiyangzaiguoneimeiyoujingyan，erqiehainengjichuyiwanliugongzidegaoxingongzuo！
除非去陪酒！
taxiangdaozheili，dunshijiuyouxiebingjiluantouyile！
“小鸭子！”
tazhijiejibeizhuyaziderenfalexiaoxiguoqu，“nineibianyouheshidegongzuoma？”
“……”
lisitingzuijiaochoulechou，“nishixiangqianxiangfengle？”
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