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zuozhe“aren”jinqishangxiandeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo,shi《mianduizhongnanqingnvdefumuwozhongquanchuji》,zheibenxiaoshuozhongdeguanjianjiaoseshilimengluoliping,jingcaineirongjieshao:“zaodianchuquzhuanqianjitadidi,yihouwoerzihainengniantadianhao,beipojiaqifushijitachengchengyao,yaoburantadaoshihoubeiqifuledouzhaobudaodi……

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jiaoyujulingdaoqinzishangmenjiaoxunwobama:

“xianzaitichangnannvpingdeng,nimenbunenggushoulaoyitaosixiang,nvhaiyenengdingqiyipiantian。”

校长也在一旁劝说:

“duia,xianbushuoxianzaiyoujiunianyiwujiaoyu,haizishangxuebuyongnimenhuaqian。”

“limengchengjineimehao,nimenzenmerenxinrangtachuoxuede。”

shide,yinweizhongshengdeyoushi,wojihushijiayuhuxiaodeshentong。

bieshuoshiwenduanzi,napatangshisanbaishou,jiujiuchengfabiao,woyikanjiuhui,youshihainengzhengliangdaoaoshuti。

laoshimendoushuowoshenglaijiuduishuziyoujigaodeminganxing。

我幽幽叹口气。

meibanfa,shangbeizishicaiwu,kanjianshuzijiuxiangsuan。

cishimianduixiaozhangdequanshuo,womapiepiezui:

“yigenvhaijiusuanduleshunengyouduodachuxi,yihouhaibushiyaoqupojiajilaogongduanxijiaoshui?”

“zaodianchuquzhuanqianjitadidi,yihouwoerzihainengniantadianhao,beipojiaqifushijitachengchengyao,yaoburantadaoshihoubeiqifuledouzhaobudaodifangshuoliqu。”

wochongchulainuhou:“chengnidaye!nimenjiushibubawodangrenkan!”

zheiyicimeidengwomashuohua,wobajiujiuqiwohenhenchouleyidun。

wozuoyoutengnuo,naqijimaodanzihetaduida,keyigexiaohaizhongjiudibuguochengnianren。

didizaiyipangpaizheshoudajiao:“dadehao!dadehao!”

wobadaleile,wolikecongdishangpaqilai,jianqijimaodanziduizhewodiyidunkuangchou。

didibeidadebaotoushucuan,zheixiabujintouzhongdexiangzhutou,lianpifudoubeichoudegenzhupiyiyanghong。

全家都在尖叫。

xiaozhanghelingdaomudengkoudai。

wocaizaiwodishenshangfanghua:

“nimenyaoshiburangwoshangxue,wojiutiantianpaoquxuexiaodaliyaozu,zhidaobatayechoudeshangbulexueweizhi!”

womajingdaile,tameixiangdaowoxiaoxiaonianjijuranzheimexiaozhang。

tachongguolaixiangyaojiaruzhanju,beihuiguoshenlaidexiaozhanglazhu。

领导震怒:

“jianzhibukeliyu!nimenruguoburanglimengshangxue,jiushiweifa,jiaoyujuhuizhuijiunimendefalvzeren!”

校长也跟着补充:

“ruguonimenjixudahaizi,yeweifanleertongbaohufa,woyehuizhuijiunimendefalvzeren!”

shuowanliangrenshuaishoulikai,shenyinghenweian,jiushijiaobukanqilaicongmangledian。

这下爸妈都老实了。

tamenbudawole,buguoyebuguanwole,lianchifandoumeiwodefen。

wonazhegepowanaijiaaihuquyaofan:

“xiexieayi,womaluolipingzhongnanqingnvbujiwofanchi。”

“xiexieshushu,wobalidaweizhongnanqingnvyaobawoganchujiamen。”

“xiexieshenshen,wobamaluolipinglidawei,shuoyaobawoesizaijialibujifanchi。”

buguojitiandeshijian,wobamajiuzaixiaoqulichuleming。

renrendouzhidaoshidongerdanyuan403youyiduijiaoluolipinghelidaweidefumubujinverfanchi。

wobaxiabanhuilaibeirenchuoleyiludejilianggu,xiudejianzhimeilianjianren。

huidaojiajiubawomayiduntongma。

womahenhendenglewoyiyan,babanwanbaimifanzhongzhongfangzaiwomianqian,eryipangdedidi,zhengkenzhutikendemanzuiliuyou。

woyibacongdidishouliqianghuizhuti:“woyeyaochirou!”

didiwawadaku,womaqideliansetonghong,shangshouzhuaguozhuti:

“nigesiyatouhaixiangchirou?nididizhengzaizhangshenti,roudouyaoliujitachi!”

wobufu,genwomaqiangdebukekaijiao。

我爸重重放下筷子:

“biechaole!jialiqiong,zhimaideqiyigezhuti,limengnishilaoda,yaoxuehuirangzhedidi。”

“fouzechuanchuqu,renjiadouhuishuonipindebuhao,yihoukejiabuchuqule!”

hehe,diditiantian20kuailinghuaqianchizhajichidaoshuang,jializenmekenengmaibuqiyigezhuti。

老壁灯,真会演。

我反唇相讥:

“nigeqiongguangdan,wodoutinidiulian!”

“jialiqiongdelianzhutidoumaibuqile,nihaibuchuquzhuanqian?zenmechidexiafande!”

wobameixiangdaowohuizheimeshuo,qidehunshendexuezhiwangtoudingshangchong,kanzhexiangyaoyundao。

wobabeiqiangdemanshishouhandezhutisaijintazuili,xixixiaodao:

“babanimeishiba,nizheishentiyetaichale,gankuaichigezhutibubu。”

womamudengkoudai,danjianzhutijinlebadezuili,meiledawodeliyou,yezhinengrenqitunshengjixuchifan。

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