zhengzailianzaizhongdegudaiyanqingwen《meiguibiezou》,gushizhongdedaibiaorenwuyouxueyun、linruoxue,shiwangluozuozheshijinqinglisuodazaode,wenzhangwushanjianbanbenjianshu:“yingtaohezhulezhihouyaoshaidegantoucaicheng,zheiliangtiantianyin,suoyisongchile。qishi,songlibuzaiyuguijian,gengbuzaiyu……
shifuzongshuowomengdongchidun,taiguolaoshi。qishi,zheiyebunengquanguaiwo。
woyoushiliuweishixiong、shiweishishu、yiweishifu,zaijiashangdazadepugong,xiaoyaomengongqishierweinanding,wohexiaohebaoshiweierdeliangweinvxing。xiaohebaoshiwodeyahuan,biwohaixiaoliangsui。woshangwunvxingzhangbei,xiawuguizhongmiyou,henduoshidoushizijimosuo,suoyichidundianyezaisuonanmian。zaishuo,zheishishangcongmingrenduolequ,danweibicongmingrenjiuyidingbilaoshirenguodehao,suoyi,wojuedezuogelaoshirenyemeishenmebuhao。
woheshixiongshishumenyiqi,yangchengledadalieliedexingzi,yinci,yikaishiwomeizhuyidaojiangchenneixiaozidexianeyongxin,zhidaoyouyitianxiaohebaotixingwo:“xiaojie,wozenmemeicitingjianjianggongzijiaonidemingzidouyoudianbiandiaoa,tashijingchengrenshi,anshuobugaidaiyoushenmefangyankouyinzhileide。”
wonazheyibajianzhengzaihuihanruyu,manbujingxindewendao:“zenmebiandiaole?”
xiaohebaoshenshenmimidao:“wozongjuedetajiaonideshihou,jiaodebushimomo,shimomo!”
“en?”woshoulebaojian,ningzhemeitouhuixiang。danshiwoyixiangcuzhidaye,haizhenshimeizenmezhuyiguo。
我决定去试听一次。
wotizhejiandaoleyingtaoyuan,zheihuierjiangchenyizhunerchenzheshifuzaixibiandakeshui,zaizheierzhaiyingtaochi。
wozaiguoyuanliyangzhetousichuxunzhao。
yuanzilideyingtaoshudouyoushangbainiandeshuling,zhifanyemao,gaodaweirui。fangfeisiyuechunsezhenghao,yangguangzishangerxia,fushezaizhiyeshang,tongyizhishuyejingchengxianchusansizhongshenshenqianqiandelv,huonongbihuoqiancui,yingyingyudi。xiaoqiaoyuanrundeyingtaoguohongrumanao,linglongjiaoqiaodeguamanleshushao,zhenrangrenchuixian。
woyanleyikoukoushui,turantingjianshenhouyizhenshuiliudeqingxiang。wohuitouyikan,lengzhule!
lvyinyanyin,guangyingbanbo,jiangchenbantangzaishuchashang,baishandejinshangtanleshushikehongseyingtao。tayishounazheyibaxiaojiuhu,yishounazheyimeiyingtao,jiuhuxiexieyizhen,xixideshuiliuconghongseyingtaoshangchanchanerguo……
shuoshihua,zheiyikewowangjilezijidelaiyi,yanqianzhiyouyifuhua:yituannonglvshenbi,yixibaisezhangshan,yibaxuansejiuhu,yimeihongseyingtao。
zheifuhuajuanjingzhongyoudong,secaimingli,nongdanheyi,erhuazhongzhiren,xingmoubanmi,youranxianshi,ziyouyigushuobuchudefengliutitang,rangrenyanqianyihuang。
jiangchenjiangyingtaofangrukouzhong,zuozhishenzichongwoxiaolexiao:“momo,nifashenmedaini,mofeishikanwokanderulemi?”
“pa”deyisheng,haoyijing、haohuamian、haoxinqinglikebeitayisheng“momo”chongsandaojiuxiaoyunwai,dangranwucun。
taguoranjiaodeshi“momo”!
wolikeyanmaojinxing,qiqiaoshengyan。zaiyixikan,taxiaodebizibushibizi,yanjingbushiyanjing,zhenshiyouaimei,you**!
woyaozheyadaoxiqi,zhenxiangyonghouchuzhangshifuneichoumingzhaozhudechouxiedizishuaidaotajunqiaodelianshang,“paji”yisheng,liushangyigezhangqieziyiner。
nishuotatucibuqingba,taherenchaojiadeshihourutaotaojiangshuilianmianbujue,zizizhujibudaizhongyang,yunweishizu,huiweiwuqiong。liangjiu,nicaihuiweiguolaitaneishizaimani。
suoyi,tajueduishicunxinde,nikantaxiaodeduoyaonie。wodequzhaoshifugaozhuang,shunbianzaiqianglieyaoqiugaimingzi。
shifuzhengtangzaixiaoxibiandetengyishangdakeshui。buguotaconglaibuchengrentazaidakeshui,tayizhiqiangdiaotazailiangong、yangqi。
woqihenghengdepaoshangqianqu,dahanyisheng:“shifu!”
taguoranshizaidakeshui,beiwoyisangzihandemengdeyijiling,chadianconglaotengyishanggunxialai。
tazuoqilai,feikuaidehuifuleduanzhuangxiuyadeshifumoyang,ciaidekanzhewo,guanqiedewen:“xiaomo,nibeigouyaole?”
wotiaozhejiaoyaoyaqiechidao:“wobeijiangchenyaole!”
“biezheimeshuo,jiangchenshinishixiong。”
woqijibaihuaidegaozhuang:“tajiaowomomo!”
shifudengzheyanjing,yibenzhengjingdao:“nijiujiaomomoa!”
wozhouzhemeitou,henbuman。shifutazaihenduoshihoudoudazhiruoyu,nengzhuanghutujuebuqingxing,zuoweitadeguanmendizi,wotailejietale,nikantayouzaizhuangmihu,dasuanhexini。suanle,wohaishizhijieshuominglaiyiba。
“shifu,niweishenmejiwoquzheigemingzi,wobuxihuan!”
“yinweinishiwodeguanmendizi,zuimodeyige。”
“woxingshenmebuhao,yaoxingmo?”moziwobingbufangan,danhe“mo”lianzaiyiqi,woxianzaijuedehenbuhao。
“nidelailimomingqimiaoa!woyidazaochulaisanbu,turanfaxiancaodishangyougebaofu,wohaiyiweifalebihengcai,xizizideyidakai,niaodeyisheng,chadianmeibashifuwoheyun。”
“shifu,zheimingzihenaokou,nianzheyouxieyin!”yixiangdaowobeijiangchen“momo”lehenjiu,woxintoudexiaohuoxingpilipalaluantiao。
shifushencaifeiyangdao:“momo,zheimingziduohao,youwenyayoubiezhi,bishenmecuihua,taohonghaotingdeduole。shifuwozuideyidejiushijiniqudezheigemingzi。woshudutangshisongci,zongsuanyouleyiciyongwuzhidi。”
我郁闷的想吐血。
“shifu,fanzhengwoyaogaimingzi。”
“你想叫什么?”
“jiaoshenmewusuowei,fanzhengmozheigexing,wojianjuebuyao。”
shifulikeyanjingyiliang:“neinisuiwodexingba。”
shifujiaoshijing,woxinliyimonian,likefoujuele。shimo?haiburumomoni!
shifujianwobuhang,yushirouroumeixinwunaidedao:“neinizijixuanba,fanzhengniwufuwumu,woyebuzhidaonixingshenme。”
wolingguangyishan,xidao:“wojiaoyunmohaole。”
shifudeshouxidizijiaoyunzhou,shiwodeouxiang。woyizhijuedeyunxinghaotingyouyouyijing,yunshixiongyouzhangdekanbixianren,nenghetayigexing,congciyihou,wojiukeyijiaotagegele,duoqinjin。woxizizidepaoqutongzhimeiyiweishixiong,wogaimingle,yihousheijiaowomomo,wogentaji!
qishi,houlaiwotehouhui,wojiaoyunmojiuyunmobei,ganmafeiyaojiaoyunzhougegeni?
tingwenwogailemingzi,xiaohebaoyechunchunyudongdelaizhaowole。
taniuniezhexiaoshengdao:“xiaojie,wonengbunengyegaigemingzi?”
cikewotihuidaoleshifudexinqing,yinwei,xiaohebaozheimingzishiwojitaqude。
sannianqian,shixiongmenxiashanquweiwudangzhangmenzhushou,woyegenzhequle。zaishanxiayujianxiaohebaozhengbeierenzhuida。wochushoujiuleta,neishiwodiyicixingxiazhangyi,qishi,wozhangdeshizhuweishixiong。neiweierenyijianwoshenhouweifenglinlindezhongweishixiong,haimeidengwobaojianyiba,tajiusatuipaole。
xiaohebaoshuotawuchukequ,yushishifuzuozhurangwoshouliutazuogeyahuan,qishi,shijiwozuogebaner。
wokanzhexiaohebao,changrandao:“xiaohebaozheimingziduohao!eleyouhebaodanchi,meiqianle,hebaoliyouyinzihua。duoyouyiyi,niweishenmebuxihuanni?”
xiaohebaogaogaoxingxingdebeiwoshuofule。kanlaizheigemingziwoqudehenyoushuiping,bishifuqiang。woshifushijingshixiaoyaomendedijiuweizhangmenren,nianqingdeshihoujianghurenchengyumiangongzi。wochuchutingshuodeshihou,xiaodedupichoujin,jiangchenzhanwopangbian,heiheiyinxiao:“momo,nishibushixiangdaoleyumianhuli?”
wobiaoqingyansu,jianjuefouren。
shijingshifuzhangdebaijingxiuya,yinweitaiguonianqingjiudanglezhangmen,suoyichangchuanxuanseyishang,xiangxiandelaochengxie。buguotayichuanheiseyuefaxiandelianbai,yushizheiyahaojiuyuefadetieqiele。ai,youlijiuyoubia。
shifutayishangrenjiuxianshilezhuoyuedelingdaocainenghebujuyigexuanrencaidejuexin。tacaibuguandajiajinmenshijianzhangduan,zililailidoukaobianzhan,quanmendabiwu,shengchuzhedanrenshouxidadizi。buguannianjidaxiao,zhongrenjiedezuntaweixiaoyaomendeerhaorenwu,dangran,yihaorenwujiushishifutalaorenjia。
yunzhoushixiongjiushizheiyangtuoyingerchude。neiyichangfengyunbiansedequanmendabiwu,tashenglesuoyoudeshixiong,chengweishifuzuikanzhongdeshouxidadizi。erwo,shishifudeguanmendizi,wojuede,zheijiushiyuanfen。
suoyi,dangwogaimingjiaoyunmozhihou,wojiugenzaiyunzhoushixiongdehoumian,kaishijiaotagege。yikaishi,tazuijiaoyichou,niutoujiuzou。houlai,woyitianjiaotajishisheng,tamamule,morenle。zheizhenshiyouzhizheshijingchenga!
yunzhoushixiongbishifuzhangdegenghaokan,buguotaxinubuxingyuse,suoyiwochangchangbuzhidaotaxinlixiangshenme,erjiangchenshixiongxinutaixingyuse,yechangchangnongdewogaobuqingchutaxinlixiangshenme。suoyi,zheishenmeshidoushishikeerzhi,guoyoubuji。
zhuanyanwodaoleshiwusuideshengri,wodengzheiyitiandoudengleyinianle。yinweixiaoyaomenyoushiliuweishixiong,yaoshimeirensongwoyifenliwudehua,heihei,xiangdaozheier,woyanjingxiaodeyoudianzhengbukaile。
“xiaomo,nileshenmeni?yanzhuzidoukanbujianle。”
wohuitouyikan,jiangchenbeizheliangzhishou,youyouxianxiandeguangguolai。woyiweitabeizhedeshuangshoukendingzangzhesongwodeliwu,buliao,wangtashenhouyikan,kongkongruye。
woyoudianshiwang,yushitixingtadao:“en,shifutalaorenjiazuotianjidajiashuodeneigeshi,nimeitingjianme?”
tazhenglezheng:“shenmeshi?”
zuotianshifuteyitongzhidajia,jintianshiwojijizhiri,dajiayaosongliwujiwo。zuowan,wogandongdepaodaoshifufangli,hetalaokelaodaotadahaqiandaleyiliandeyanlei。woyikanshifukunle,dasuanjitalaorenjianuanjiao,jieguojiangshifuhedeyumianxuebai,keshuiquanwu。
heshifubiqilai,jiangchenzhenshimeixinmeifei,zheimezhongyaoderizi,juranduiwoyidianbiaoshiyemeiyou,haodaiwoyutayeyousiniantongmenzhiyia。
worenzhendekanzheta,zhengsedao:“jiangshixiongniqishixingtiegengheshi。”
“为什么?”
“tiegongjia。”wogenzhejiangchennilaiwowangdouzuilejinian,yexuelexietadebenling。
tayiliandeweiqu:“xiaomonicaitiegongjini!neinianguoshengriwomeisongliwujini?nikesonglewo?”zicongwogaimingjiaoyunmozhihou,tabujiaowo“momo”le,danyebukenjiaowo“yunmo”,zhisuizheshifujiaowo“xiaomo”。
wobumandao:“jiangshixiong,shuyeziyesuanliwume?”
tadengdaleyanjing:“neishiputongdeshuyezime?shangmiankeshitilewangweideshi。”
“kenibushiwangweia!”woruoshizaishuyezishangxieliangjulantingjixu,mofeijiukeyimaochongwangxizhi?
tayouyoutanlekouqi,poweichouchangdehengleyiju:“xiaomo,nizhenshibujiefengqing,meiyouqingdiaoa。”tayaoyaotouxiaosaliqu,sanbukaiwai,haihuitoupielewoyiyan,shenshichangranyihan。
woyepieletayiyan。tadequeshimeiniandousongliwule,shenmeshuyezi,xiaoyehua,maque,zuiguizuilongzhongdeyici,shiyiheyanzhi。wolezizidepengzheshengpingdiyiheyanzhisichuzhaoyao。xiaoyaomendoushinanren,wodiyicijiandaozheigewanyi,gaoxingdezhimaopao。
yunzhoukanleyiyan,dandandao:“haoxiangshiyongguode。”
neiheyanzhi,woyaxiangdile,meicixiangqilaijiangchen,wonaozilizhiyouyigeci,koumen。
yunzhou,congmeisongguowoliwu。buguo,busong,yehaoguofuyan。
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