第1章

shifuzongshuowomengdongchidun,taiguolaoshi。qishi,zheiyebunengquanguaiwo。

woyoushiliuweishixiong、shiweishishu、yiweishifu,zaijiashangdazadepugong,xiaoyaomengongqishierweinanding,wohexiaohebaoshiweierdeliangweinvxing。xiaohebaoshiwodeyahuan,biwohaixiaoliangsui。woshangwunvxingzhangbei,xiawuguizhongmiyou,henduoshidoushizijimosuo,suoyichidundianyezaisuonanmian。zaishuo,zheishishangcongmingrenduolequ,danweibicongmingrenjiuyidingbilaoshirenguodehao,suoyi,wojuedezuogelaoshirenyemeishenmebuhao。

woheshixiongshishumenyiqi,yangchengledadalieliedexingzi,yinci,yikaishiwomeizhuyidaojiangchenneixiaozidexianeyongxin,zhidaoyouyitianxiaohebaotixingwo:“xiaojie,wozenmemeicitingjianjianggongzijiaonidemingzidouyoudianbiandiaoa,tashijingchengrenshi,anshuobugaidaiyoushenmefangyankouyinzhileide。”

wonazheyibajianzhengzaihuihanruyu,manbujingxindewendao:“zenmebiandiaole?”

xiaohebaoshenshenmimidao:“wozongjuedetajiaonideshihou,jiaodebushimomo,shimomo!”

“en?”woshoulebaojian,ningzhemeitouhuixiang。danshiwoyixiangcuzhidaye,haizhenshimeizenmezhuyiguo。

我决定去试听一次。

wotizhejiandaoleyingtaoyuan,zheihuierjiangchenyizhunerchenzheshifuzaixibiandakeshui,zaizheierzhaiyingtaochi。

wozaiguoyuanliyangzhetousichuxunzhao。

yuanzilideyingtaoshudouyoushangbainiandeshuling,zhifanyemao,gaodaweirui。fangfeisiyuechunsezhenghao,yangguangzishangerxia,fushezaizhiyeshang,tongyizhishuyejingchengxianchusansizhongshenshenqianqiandelv,huonongbihuoqiancui,yingyingyudi。xiaoqiaoyuanrundeyingtaoguohongrumanao,linglongjiaoqiaodeguamanleshushao,zhenrangrenchuixian。

woyanleyikoukoushui,turantingjianshenhouyizhenshuiliudeqingxiang。wohuitouyikan,lengzhule!

lvyinyanyin,guangyingbanbo,jiangchenbantangzaishuchashang,baishandejinshangtanleshushikehongseyingtao。tayishounazheyibaxiaojiuhu,yishounazheyimeiyingtao,jiuhuxiexieyizhen,xixideshuiliuconghongseyingtaoshangchanchanerguo……

shuoshihua,zheiyikewowangjilezijidelaiyi,yanqianzhiyouyifuhua:yituannonglvshenbi,yixibaisezhangshan,yibaxuansejiuhu,yimeihongseyingtao。

zheifuhuajuanjingzhongyoudong,secaimingli,nongdanheyi,erhuazhongzhiren,xingmoubanmi,youranxianshi,ziyouyigushuobuchudefengliutitang,rangrenyanqianyihuang。

jiangchenjiangyingtaofangrukouzhong,zuozhishenzichongwoxiaolexiao:“momo,nifashenmedaini,mofeishikanwokanderulemi?”

“pa”deyisheng,haoyijing、haohuamian、haoxinqinglikebeitayisheng“momo”chongsandaojiuxiaoyunwai,dangranwucun。

taguoranjiaodeshi“momo”!

wolikeyanmaojinxing,qiqiaoshengyan。zaiyixikan,taxiaodebizibushibizi,yanjingbushiyanjing,zhenshiyouaimei,you**!

woyaozheyadaoxiqi,zhenxiangyonghouchuzhangshifuneichoumingzhaozhudechouxiedizishuaidaotajunqiaodelianshang,“paji”yisheng,liushangyigezhangqieziyiner。

nishuotatucibuqingba,taherenchaojiadeshihourutaotaojiangshuilianmianbujue,zizizhujibudaizhongyang,yunweishizu,huiweiwuqiong。liangjiu,nicaihuiweiguolaitaneishizaimani。

suoyi,tajueduishicunxinde,nikantaxiaodeduoyaonie。wodequzhaoshifugaozhuang,shunbianzaiqianglieyaoqiugaimingzi。

shifuzhengtangzaixiaoxibiandetengyishangdakeshui。buguotaconglaibuchengrentazaidakeshui,tayizhiqiangdiaotazailiangong、yangqi。

woqihenghengdepaoshangqianqu,dahanyisheng:“shifu!”

taguoranshizaidakeshui,beiwoyisangzihandemengdeyijiling,chadianconglaotengyishanggunxialai。

tazuoqilai,feikuaidehuifuleduanzhuangxiuyadeshifumoyang,ciaidekanzhewo,guanqiedewen:“xiaomo,nibeigouyaole?”

wotiaozhejiaoyaoyaqiechidao:“wobeijiangchenyaole!”

“biezheimeshuo,jiangchenshinishixiong。”

woqijibaihuaidegaozhuang:“tajiaowomomo!”

shifudengzheyanjing,yibenzhengjingdao:“nijiujiaomomoa!”

wozhouzhemeitou,henbuman。shifutazaihenduoshihoudoudazhiruoyu,nengzhuanghutujuebuqingxing,zuoweitadeguanmendizi,wotailejietale,nikantayouzaizhuangmihu,dasuanhexini。suanle,wohaishizhijieshuominglaiyiba。

“shifu,niweishenmejiwoquzheigemingzi,wobuxihuan!”

“yinweinishiwodeguanmendizi,zuimodeyige。”

“woxingshenmebuhao,yaoxingmo?”moziwobingbufangan,danhe“mo”lianzaiyiqi,woxianzaijuedehenbuhao。

“nidelailimomingqimiaoa!woyidazaochulaisanbu,turanfaxiancaodishangyougebaofu,wohaiyiweifalebihengcai,xizizideyidakai,niaodeyisheng,chadianmeibashifuwoheyun。”

“shifu,zheimingzihenaokou,nianzheyouxieyin!”yixiangdaowobeijiangchen“momo”lehenjiu,woxintoudexiaohuoxingpilipalaluantiao。

shifushencaifeiyangdao:“momo,zheimingziduohao,youwenyayoubiezhi,bishenmecuihua,taohonghaotingdeduole。shifuwozuideyidejiushijiniqudezheigemingzi。woshudutangshisongci,zongsuanyouleyiciyongwuzhidi。”

我郁闷的想吐血。

“shifu,fanzhengwoyaogaimingzi。”

“你想叫什么?”

“jiaoshenmewusuowei,fanzhengmozheigexing,wojianjuebuyao。”

shifulikeyanjingyiliang:“neinisuiwodexingba。”

shifujiaoshijing,woxinliyimonian,likefoujuele。shimo?haiburumomoni!

shifujianwobuhang,yushirouroumeixinwunaidedao:“neinizijixuanba,fanzhengniwufuwumu,woyebuzhidaonixingshenme。”

wolingguangyishan,xidao:“wojiaoyunmohaole。”

shifudeshouxidizijiaoyunzhou,shiwodeouxiang。woyizhijuedeyunxinghaotingyouyouyijing,yunshixiongyouzhangdekanbixianren,nenghetayigexing,congciyihou,wojiukeyijiaotagegele,duoqinjin。woxizizidepaoqutongzhimeiyiweishixiong,wogaimingle,yihousheijiaowomomo,wogentaji!

qishi,houlaiwotehouhui,wojiaoyunmojiuyunmobei,ganmafeiyaojiaoyunzhougegeni?

tingwenwogailemingzi,xiaohebaoyechunchunyudongdelaizhaowole。

taniuniezhexiaoshengdao:“xiaojie,wonengbunengyegaigemingzi?”

cikewotihuidaoleshifudexinqing,yinwei,xiaohebaozheimingzishiwojitaqude。

sannianqian,shixiongmenxiashanquweiwudangzhangmenzhushou,woyegenzhequle。zaishanxiayujianxiaohebaozhengbeierenzhuida。wochushoujiuleta,neishiwodiyicixingxiazhangyi,qishi,wozhangdeshizhuweishixiong。neiweierenyijianwoshenhouweifenglinlindezhongweishixiong,haimeidengwobaojianyiba,tajiusatuipaole。

xiaohebaoshuotawuchukequ,yushishifuzuozhurangwoshouliutazuogeyahuan,qishi,shijiwozuogebaner。

wokanzhexiaohebao,changrandao:“xiaohebaozheimingziduohao!eleyouhebaodanchi,meiqianle,hebaoliyouyinzihua。duoyouyiyi,niweishenmebuxihuanni?”

xiaohebaogaogaoxingxingdebeiwoshuofule。kanlaizheigemingziwoqudehenyoushuiping,bishifuqiang。woshifushijingshixiaoyaomendedijiuweizhangmenren,nianqingdeshihoujianghurenchengyumiangongzi。wochuchutingshuodeshihou,xiaodedupichoujin,jiangchenzhanwopangbian,heiheiyinxiao:“momo,nishibushixiangdaoleyumianhuli?”

wobiaoqingyansu,jianjuefouren。

shijingshifuzhangdebaijingxiuya,yinweitaiguonianqingjiudanglezhangmen,suoyichangchuanxuanseyishang,xiangxiandelaochengxie。buguotayichuanheiseyuefaxiandelianbai,yushizheiyahaojiuyuefadetieqiele。ai,youlijiuyoubia。

shifutayishangrenjiuxianshilezhuoyuedelingdaocainenghebujuyigexuanrencaidejuexin。tacaibuguandajiajinmenshijianzhangduan,zililailidoukaobianzhan,quanmendabiwu,shengchuzhedanrenshouxidadizi。buguannianjidaxiao,zhongrenjiedezuntaweixiaoyaomendeerhaorenwu,dangran,yihaorenwujiushishifutalaorenjia。

yunzhoushixiongjiushizheiyangtuoyingerchude。neiyichangfengyunbiansedequanmendabiwu,tashenglesuoyoudeshixiong,chengweishifuzuikanzhongdeshouxidadizi。erwo,shishifudeguanmendizi,wojuede,zheijiushiyuanfen。

suoyi,dangwogaimingjiaoyunmozhihou,wojiugenzaiyunzhoushixiongdehoumian,kaishijiaotagege。yikaishi,tazuijiaoyichou,niutoujiuzou。houlai,woyitianjiaotajishisheng,tamamule,morenle。zheizhenshiyouzhizheshijingchenga!

yunzhoushixiongbishifuzhangdegenghaokan,buguotaxinubuxingyuse,suoyiwochangchangbuzhidaotaxinlixiangshenme,erjiangchenshixiongxinutaixingyuse,yechangchangnongdewogaobuqingchutaxinlixiangshenme。suoyi,zheishenmeshidoushishikeerzhi,guoyoubuji。

zhuanyanwodaoleshiwusuideshengri,wodengzheiyitiandoudengleyinianle。yinweixiaoyaomenyoushiliuweishixiong,yaoshimeirensongwoyifenliwudehua,heihei,xiangdaozheier,woyanjingxiaodeyoudianzhengbukaile。

“xiaomo,nileshenmeni?yanzhuzidoukanbujianle。”

wohuitouyikan,jiangchenbeizheliangzhishou,youyouxianxiandeguangguolai。woyiweitabeizhedeshuangshoukendingzangzhesongwodeliwu,buliao,wangtashenhouyikan,kongkongruye。

woyoudianshiwang,yushitixingtadao:“en,shifutalaorenjiazuotianjidajiashuodeneigeshi,nimeitingjianme?”

tazhenglezheng:“shenmeshi?”

zuotianshifuteyitongzhidajia,jintianshiwojijizhiri,dajiayaosongliwujiwo。zuowan,wogandongdepaodaoshifufangli,hetalaokelaodaotadahaqiandaleyiliandeyanlei。woyikanshifukunle,dasuanjitalaorenjianuanjiao,jieguojiangshifuhedeyumianxuebai,keshuiquanwu。

heshifubiqilai,jiangchenzhenshimeixinmeifei,zheimezhongyaoderizi,juranduiwoyidianbiaoshiyemeiyou,haodaiwoyutayeyousiniantongmenzhiyia。

worenzhendekanzheta,zhengsedao:“jiangshixiongniqishixingtiegengheshi。”

“为什么?”

“tiegongjia。”wogenzhejiangchennilaiwowangdouzuilejinian,yexuelexietadebenling。

tayiliandeweiqu:“xiaomonicaitiegongjini!neinianguoshengriwomeisongliwujini?nikesonglewo?”zicongwogaimingjiaoyunmozhihou,tabujiaowo“momo”le,danyebukenjiaowo“yunmo”,zhisuizheshifujiaowo“xiaomo”。

wobumandao:“jiangshixiong,shuyeziyesuanliwume?”

tadengdaleyanjing:“neishiputongdeshuyezime?shangmiankeshitilewangweideshi。”

“kenibushiwangweia!”woruoshizaishuyezishangxieliangjulantingjixu,mofeijiukeyimaochongwangxizhi?

tayouyoutanlekouqi,poweichouchangdehengleyiju:“xiaomo,nizhenshibujiefengqing,meiyouqingdiaoa。”tayaoyaotouxiaosaliqu,sanbukaiwai,haihuitoupielewoyiyan,shenshichangranyihan。

woyepieletayiyan。tadequeshimeiniandousongliwule,shenmeshuyezi,xiaoyehua,maque,zuiguizuilongzhongdeyici,shiyiheyanzhi。wolezizidepengzheshengpingdiyiheyanzhisichuzhaoyao。xiaoyaomendoushinanren,wodiyicijiandaozheigewanyi,gaoxingdezhimaopao。

yunzhoukanleyiyan,dandandao:“haoxiangshiyongguode。”

neiheyanzhi,woyaxiangdile,meicixiangqilaijiangchen,wonaozilizhiyouyigeci,koumen。

yunzhou,congmeisongguowoliwu。buguo,busong,yehaoguofuyan。