laochentouduoduo《muguanglidetongyao》shiyoudashenzuozhexiangshuitaoshengxiedeyibenbaokuanxiaoshuo,muguanglidetongyaoxiaoshuojingcaijiexuankandaolaochentou,jianglaoshiqianzheduoduozouleguolai,taxiaozheduilaochentoudao:“nihao,chendaye,haiyiweinibuzaijiani。zuowanzhenshitaimafannile,xiexieha!”……
ciriyizao,laochentoumimihuhudizhengkaiyan,shaoyidongdanjiuganjuehunshenshangxiasuanzhangbuyi,yaogengshinanshou,tabujintanlekouqi,nannanziyudao:“lingjiandoushengxiuge,xiangbufulaodoubuxingle。”yibianlaotaozheyibianqiangchengzhexialechuang。
jintian,laochentouzhunbeiquzhaogedayindian,dayinyidianneizhongbaidiheizideshoufangxiaoguanggao,zhiqiantajiuzhuyidaojihumeigeshequhexiaoqumenkoudouyouhuwaigaoshipai,shangmiantiedequandoushizheileixiaoguanggao,zijiyuqizuozaijialigandengzhe,daoburuyequtieshangyixiepengpengyunqi。
xishuwan,laochentoudaochufangrelelianggemantou,chiwanbianlinzhedaizichulemen。loudaoli,laochentoukanzheduimianduoduojiajinbidedamen,xiangdaozuowanzijiyiqizhixianeiyangduidaiyigehaizi,xinzhongyouxieguoyibuqu,tadailipiankehou,yaoleyaotou,shunshoutishangzuowanbangduoduojiashoushideneijidailajixialelou。
laochentouqizhexiaodianlvchuleyuanzi,tazaifujinzhaoleyijiadayindian,yiwenjiagetaxiangui,bianyoudoudouzhuanzhuandipaoleliuqijia,wenleyiquanxialai,tafaxianhaishidiyijiadianzuibianyi,yushiyouzhefanhuiquzuoleyibaifenxiaoguanggao。daolefuqianshi,zonggongyejiusanshijikuaiqiandedayinfei,laochentouyingyaojiangneiliangyuanwujiaodelingtoujimole,kandiandeshigeshilaiershisuidexiaoguniang,tazhishilaibangfumukanyihuierdian,haimeixiguantaojiahaijia,youkandaolaochentouzheibanianjile,shizaishilandehetaduofeikoushe,bailetayiyanhouyilianbugaoxingdibaqianshoule。
chumenqian,laochentoucongdaizilinachushuihu,zaidianlideyinshuijishangguanmanleshui,zheicaixinmanyizudichuledayindian。
kehaimeidengtakaishitiexiaoguanggaojiujiedaofangchanzhongjiededianhua,yuezheguoyixialaijiazhongkanfangpaizhao,meibanfa,tabudebulinshigaibianjihua,diaotouhuilejia。
laochentouzaijialidaileyitian,qijianluluxuxulailesiwubozhongjie,yizhidengdaoriluoxixie,tagumozheigedianyinggaibuhuizaiyourenlaikanfangle,shaoshixiuzhenglexiabianshuleershilaizhangshoufangxiaoguanggaozhuangjinfanbudaizili,chumenzhengshikaiqiletade“quanchengfabujihua”。
kaolvdaomashangjiuyaotianheile,laochentouyebuzouyuan,jiuraozhezhoubiandejigexiaoquzhuanyou,kandaoyouguanggaoxinxilanbianguoqutieshangliangzhang,dengdaotabadaichulaidexiaoguanggaoquanbutiewan,yishimusechenchen,huadengchushang。
huiqudelushang,laochentoujikenannai,daichulaideshuicikezaoyihewan,ketalianmaipingshuidoushebude,yushijiuzheimeyingchengzheaodaolejia。
yijinmen,laochentoudiuxiadongxi,linqizhuoshangdeshuihujiuduizhehuzui“gudonggudong”dimengguan,zhihedaoyiliandalejigebaogecaishedefangxia。hebaoleshui,tacongbingxiangzhongnachuzhongwuchishengxiadelianggemantou,zaiguolirelexiabiansuanshiwanfan。
daidezheiliangmantouxialedu,laochentouzheicaihuanguojinglai,takaozaishafashangxiuxilehuier,gangyaoqishenquchongliang,zheishijiutingdaowuwaiyourenqiaomen,tahaiyiweiyoushinagezhongjiepaolaikanfang,dakaimenjiujianyiweinvzidaizhegehaizizhengzaiqiaoduimiandemen,lianggerentingdaoxiangdongdouzhuanguotoulai,neihaiziziranshiduoduo,neinvziqueshizuowanzaiyoueryuanjianguodejianglaoshi。
kandaolaochentou,jianglaoshiqianzheduoduozouleguolai,taxiaozheduilaochentoudao:“nihao,chendaye,haiyiweinibuzaijiani。zuowanzhenshitaimafannile,xiexieha!”
duoduoniuguotouqu,kandoubukanlaochentouyiyan,xianranhaizaiweizuowandeshishengqi,laochentouyebuzaiyi,suikouwenjianglaoshi:“zenmejintianshinisongtahuilai?tajialirenyoumeiqujietama?”
tiqizheijianshi,jianglaoshishiyiliandebushuang,yaotoudao:“jiushimeiyouya,yaobuwozenmehuisongtahuilai。”
laochentourenbuzhuyouwendao:“neijintianshisheisongtaqushangxuede?”
jianglaoshidao:“shitababaya,tahaihewojieshile,shuoshihaizimamachumenbanshiqule,neibiankenengmeixinhao,zuotiantazijihezuilejiu,suoyicaimeilaijiehaizi。”dunledun,tayoujiezhedao:“woba,xiangzhezheiyebushiduodadeshi,yejiumeiduowen,zhishijiaodaitayihouyaojideanshilaijiehaizifangxue,nazhijintianyoushizheiyang,wojiuxiangzhetababahuibuhuiyouzaijiahezuile,suoyiwobujiubaduoduojisonghuilaile。”
tahuitoukanleyiyanduoduojiajinbidedamen,shuodao:“gangcaiwoqiaolebantianyemeirenlaikaimen,gujishijialimeirenba。”shuozhe,wukenaihedisonglesongjian。
laochentoudao:“zuotianwosongduoduohuilaideshihouyeshizheiyang,jinqucaikandaotababahezuile,nirangduoduojinikaimenba,tazhidaomima。”
jianglaoshihuangrandao:“e,zheiyanga,neixing,xiexiela!”taxianglaochentoudaowanxiehoujiudaizheduoduoqukaimen。
laochentouguanshangmen,bujinyaoleyaotou,zhuanshenqudaoyushi,kehaimeikaishituoyifuyoutingjianmenwaichuanlai“dongdongdong……”deqiaomensheng,tazhihaoyoupaoqukaimen。
qiaomendeshijianglaoshi,tayikandaolaochentoujiujinghuangshicuodidao:“chendaye,buhaole!buhaole!duoduojiali,tajialixiangshijinzeile,daochuluanqibazaode,niganjinqukankanba。”
laochentoudangranzhidaoshishenmeqingkuang,tadao:“duoduomeigennishuoma?”
“shuoshenme?”jianglaoshimangrandao。
“zuowanwosongtahuilaideshihoujiushizheiyangle,tabamazuotianchaojiachaodehenlihai。”laochentoudao。
jianglaoshiqingpaizhexiongkoudao:“e,yuanlaishizheiyanga!tabamazenmehuinaodezheimexiong,wodangshiyijintamenjia,kandaoneifuyangzi,rendouheshale,chadianjiuyaobaojingle!”
laochentoudao:“neitajialiyourenzaima?”
jianglaoshiyaotoudao:“haoxiangmeiyouren。”suiji,takuzheliandao:“ai,zheizhongshiqingwoconglaidoumeipengdaoguo,xianzaiyebuzhidaogaizenmebancaihaole。”
laochentoujianzheiweijianglaoshinianjiqingqingde,gujigongzuoyemeijinian,xinzhizheishiyaoshifangzaizijishenshang,neiyeshihaowubanfa,youhekuangshiyanqianzheimegenianqingrenni,biandao:“niyaobudengdengkanba,shuobudingdengxiatababajiuhuilaile。”
jianglaoshiyouyulexia,turanduilaochentoudao:“chendaye,woxianghenishanglianggeshi,nikanxingma?”
laochentoudao:“shenmeshi?nishuo。”
jianglaoshipeizhexiao,shuodao:“ninengbunengbangmangzhaokanyixiaduoduo?dengtababamamahuilaile,nizaibangwobahaizijiaojitamen?”jiezheyouganjindao:“bijingnimenshilinjuma,erqienijiuzhutamenjiaduimian,zheiyangyefangbianxie。”
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