xianxiaqiyuanxiaoshuo《mojiexiaogongzhuxiashanqujiutadedaomeibabala》shi“yiming”deyuanchuangjiazuo,gaishuzhuyaorenwushiboyahuosuixi,shuzhonggushijianshushi:shenzhizheiweiboyaxiaogunianghaimanlianjiujiedenazhetazijidezhaopian,leiyanwangwangdewentamen,daodishicongnalizhaolaidezheimechoudezhaopian,doukuaibatajichoukule,……
huosuixishounazhegaileyinzhangdebaogao,taimoukanxiangboya,minleminyanhongdexiaozuier,benxianggentashuoxieshenme,danhuojiadebaobiaozheishiquezhaoleguolai,tazhoulezhoumeitou,shenmedoumeishuo,zhijiedaizhebaobiaolikaile。
peijuetongyang,shenzhineizhangjigedexinlibaogaozhengming,haimeidaotashoushang,jiuxianyibudebeizhaoguolaidebaobiaojieleguoqu。
baobiaojinshendejiangbaogaoshouhao,kanzheshaonianlengmojinguideyingjunlianpang,lianshangdaizheweijudegongjing:
“shaoye,womengaihuiqule,ninyihuierhaiyoujiegedouke,bisadashizheihuiyijingzaijialidengzhenin……”
modiduishangshaonianlengdanyinsendeyoushenmuguang,baobiaodunshiyalesheng。
baobiaomantoulenghan,buzhinalidezuilezheixiaozuzong,jiuzaihuxidouyaohubuguolaishi,shaonianshouhuiletouzhehanyideshixian,moranzhelian,maibuchulejiaoshimen。
kandaomenkouzhenggenbabashuohuadexiaoguniang,tajiaobuqingweidedunleyimiao,zhuaneryoujixuwangqian,baobiaojianzhuang,zhangzhangdesonglekouqi,ganjingenleshangqu。
太可怕了。
jiusuanshilaomoushensuandexiansheng,douconglaimeiyoujitamenzheimekepadeganjue。
xiaoboyabingbuqingchupeijuehehuosuixilikaile,zaitakanlai,zheilianggedoushiburenshidegege,wanquanbujide,tazhiqianzaihuojiayanhuishangjianguozheilianggegege。
tazheihuizhengzaigentababajiujiedisitideshiqing,piaoliangdexiaolianshangmanshijiujie:
“baba,disitiweishenmeshixuanaa?wojuedeneibuxiangshiwozhaopiana,shibushiyishengayinongcuolea?”
秦芜:“……”
yishengziranbuhuikeyidequpaiyizhangzhaopian,laidangtimudedaan,suoyi,daanlidezhaopian,doushijiudiqucai,nadeshisangexiaojiahuoganggangshentijianchabaogaoshangmiandezhengjianzhao。
zhiyaoboyaditoukanyikantadeshentijianchabaogao,kanyikanshangmiandezhaopian,zailianmang,zheitiyebukenengzuocuo。
boyexiaoditouhuiwanyitiaoxunxi,lengdandetaiyan,manbujingxindehui:“meiyou。neijiushinidezhaopian。”
“babanipianren!”xiaoluolixiaofeilianguleqilai,menmenshuo:“wokanzhedoubuxiangwo!neigecaibushiwodezhaopianni!”
tajiuzhexiaoshou,xiaoshengshuo:“wocaimeineimechou!wokehaokanle,wochaohaokande!”
秦芜:“……”
**不是脸盲吗!
怎么看出美丑的?
难道看衣服?
boyexiaolengmodao:“dui,neibushinidezhaopian,neishigoudezhaopian。”
“……”xiaoboyazhoubazhexiaolianer,juedehaoxiangyounalibuduijing,bielehaoyihuier,caibiechuyiju:“baba,nishibushizaimawoya?”
“meiyou,”boyexiaomianrongdandandechuimouzhenglizhexiukou,“wozaimagou。”
xiaoluolisonglekouqi,paipaixiongkou:“e,neijiuhao,neijiuhao。”youzaiqingxingdediguzhe:“haihaowobushigou,buranjiuyaobeimale。”
秦芜:“……”
qinwuburenzhishi,cetouduiboyexiaoshuo,“sange,songyayaqushaonianbanzheishi,niyaobuzaikaolvyixia?woganjueyayazailimianhuobuguoyitian。”
songboyajinshaonianbanzheishi,zaoyibanshangdingding,wufagenggai,danquenengliyongkaixueqiandezheixieshijian,jiangxiaoguniangdelianmangzhengyidiandiandejiuzhenghuilai。
yushi,kaixueqiandejitian,qitaxiaopengyoudouhaizaigezhongxiangshoukaixueqiandezuihoujiaqi,gezhongmaimaimai,wanwanwan。
xiaoboyaquedazaobeizhuaqilai,duizheyiduidezhaopian,renren。
“yaya,nihao,woshilaibangnideyisheng,nikeyijiaowochenlaoshi。”
nianqingmaomeideyishengkanzheshafashanghunhunyushuidexiaoguniang,weixiaozhejieshaoziji,danyuguangquerenbuzhupinpinsaoxiangshafabuyuanchu,zhengzaibangongdejunmeilengdannanren,lianjiafuxianyidianxiuhong。
xiangshimeixiangdao,zaiwaiemingzhaozhu、shouduanbaoliyinhen,lengkuwuqingdebosanye,juranshengdezheibanyingjun。
chulechenlaoshiwai,haiyoulingwailianggeyisheng,yegenxiaoguniangzuoleziwojieshao,fenbieshiliulaoshi、songlaoshi,dagaishiweilegenghaodezhidaoboya,guanjiajibenshangxuandedoushinvyisheng。
zheiyifanjieshaoxialai,xiaoguniangshunjiancongcanyudeshuimengzhongqingxingle,takanxiangzhanzaiyoubiandechenlaoshi,yongyoutianyouruandexiaonaiyin,guaiguaidedaleshengzhaohu:
“宋老师好!”
chenlaoshijingleliangmiao:“……woshichenlaoshi。”
xiaoboyadaizhu,youkanxiangliulaoshi,youyudao:“songlaoshihao?”
liulaoshifue:“niyourencuole……woshiliulaoshi。”
songlaoshiqidaidekanxiangboya,jiudengzhetawenshenghao,doucuoleliangcile,disanci,zaizenmeyebuhuijiaocuoleba?
zhiyaojiaoduile,zheijiushiyigehaodekaiduan!
danxiaoguniangjiaoleliangci,liangcidoucuole,kanxiangsonglaoshideyanshenyouyudegengjiugengjiule。
shijianjiudao,songlaoshidouchadianyaowangle,talaizheishiganshenmedele。
haobanxiang,jiuzaisonglaoshiyiweitahuihanta,zhengyaoxiaozheyingdashi,quejiantazhijiezhuantouzhaolepangbiandeboyexiao,bielexujiu,caibiechuyiju:
“baba,nizhidaotajiaoshenmelaoshima?”
宋老师:“……”
秦芜:“……”
薄夜枭:“……”
yikaishijiuchushibuli,haimeikaishizhengshirenren,jiuxianjiangsanweilaoshiji“dezui”guangle,boyayesuanshiziguyilaidediyirenle。
sanweinvlaoshishenmeyinilianhongdexinsidoumeiyoule,zhixiangjiangzheigenwaidebuxingdemiaomiaojibaizhengle!
renrenrenren,shouxiandeyouren,cainengren。
haozaibojiabieshulizuibuquedejiushiren,guangshibaobiaoyongren,douyoubuxiabaiwei,gengbietihaiyouchushihuajiang,renshouguangou。
dangran,jiuyiboyadeqingkuang,shanglaijiurenyiduichuanzheyimoyiyangdebaobiao,yigegedehantamendemingzi,xianranbuxianshi,bieshuolianmangdeboyale,zheishifangzaibulianmangdechengnianrenshenshang,kongpadounanyijizhu。
yinci,laoshixianxuanleshenbianderenlaiyindao,tachoulezhangboyexiaodezhaopian,wenboya:“zheirenshishei,zhidaoma?”
boyadiandiantou,haobuyouyujiushuole:“zhidaode,zheishiwoneikeedebaba!”
boyexiaocongwenjianshangshouhuishixian,zhijiequqishouzhi,jiletanaodaiyigebaoli,lengmodao:“renrenjiurenren,shuoshenmefeihua!”
zuotapangbiandexiaoguniangbiebiezui,weiqubabadebaozhenaodai:“haoba,zheishiwoneiconglaibushuofeihuadebaba……”
薄夜枭:“……”
三位老师:“……”
di68zhangzheigechoubaguaishisheia
boyayixiajiurenchuleboyexiao,wuyirangsanweilaoshijingxibuyi,juedetahuoxuhaiyoujiu!
yuanbenhaixiangzaizhaojizhangboyexiaodezhaopianlairangxiaoguniangzhiren,kexi,boyexiaobingbuxihuanpaizhao,jinyoudeyizhangzhaopian,haishigangcaiqinwuyingzhetoupi,maozheshengmingweixian,chenzheboyexiaobuzhuyi,tou**xialaide。
zairangqinwuqu**,taneipiqibudahaodesange,zhibudinghuicharenjiangtarengdaomenkouqu。
meiyoudierzhangzhaopian,sanweilaoshizhihaodangchangzhilezhiboyexiaobenren,youzhilezhiguanjia,lairangxiaoguniangbianbie。
henkuai,tamenjiufaxian,boyaduisheidoulianmang,shenzhizijideliandouburenshi,danduizijidebaba,daoshirendeqingqingchuchu,wanquanbuyongxiang,kanyiyanjiuzhidaoneishitadebaba!
dangran,sanweilaoshibuhuixiangdao,zheishiyouyuzhiqianzaimojiedeshihou,xiaoboyadaochuluanhanbaba,yigeshangwuxialai,qimanengrenshigediehuilai,shenzhihaojicihaipidiandian,manliankaixindegenzhemaopaidiehuilejia。
zuihoutaneimojunbabarenwukeren,jiangrenzhuaguolaizhengrimoguixunlian,xunlianlejiangjinyibainianshijian,caiyoulejintiandechengguo。
zineiyihou,tabazijidelianwangle,doubuhuibatababajiwangle。
lianggexiaoshixialai,sanweilaoshiduiboyadeqingkuangyouledazhidelejie,tasheidouburenshi,jiurenshitababa。
suiranqingkuangyoudianzaogao,dansanweilaoshibijingjingyanfengfu,meishaochuliguozheiyangdeshiqing。
qishilianmangzheishi,zaochengdeyuanyinyibanyouliangge,yigeshitianshengyouyujiyinquexianzaochengde,chufeihuangeren,fouzelianmangzheishiyibeizidoubuhuihao。
yigeshihoutianyudaoshenmeshidaozhide。
jiuboyadeqingkuanglaikan,houtianxingchengdekenengxinghenda,zhiyaojiayiyindao,jiuzhengguolaiyebushibukeneng。
chenlaoshishenxilekouqi,luchulezhiyedecongrongweixiao:
“xing,yaya,jirannilianzijidouburenshile,neiwomenjiuxiancongzuijibenderenshiziwokaishixunlianqihaole。”
xiaoguniangdaoshihenpeihe,zhongzhongdiantou:“ngng。”
shuoshizheimeshuo,danyoulianggexiaoshiguoqule,sanweilaoshiyongjinlegezhongbanfa,jiuchaxiaguile,doumeinengrangboyarenshizijidezhaopian。
shenzhizheiweiboyaxiaogunianghaimanlianjiujiedenazhetazijidezhaopian,leiyanwangwangdewentamen,daodishicongnalizhaolaidezheimechoudezhaopian,doukuaibatajichoukule,wentamennengbunengbiezaizhaozheimechoudezhaopianjitakanle,burantazhendehuikuchulaide。
tamendouhaimeilaidejishangxin,xiaoluolidaoshizigexianshangxinqilaile。
三位老师:“……”
tamenjianguonankendegutou,meijianguozheimenankende。
sanweilaoshiweinandekanxiangboyexiao。
shuoguzhudehuaihua,kebufuhetamendezhiyecaoshou。
xiaoguniangjianzhuang,xiangshikandaoleshenmejiuxing,wuheideyanmouliangleliang。
zhihou,taxilexihonghongdebijian,nazhezijidezhaopian,xiaonaiyingengyandewenpangbiandeboyexiao:
“baba,zheige、zheigedaodishisheidezhaopiana?wu~weishenmehuizheimechoua?wodoukanlehaoduozhangle,quanshizheimechoude!”
xiangshishuodaoleshangxinchu,xiaoluolishengyindoutouzhekuqiang:“zheigerenjiubunengzhangdehaokanyidianma!zenmenengzhangdezheimechouni!zheirenzhenshitaitaoyanle!”
薄夜枭:“……”
boyexiaochenmolexia,lenglengdao:“zheijiushini。”
“zenmekeneng,”xiaoboyakanleyanshoulidezhaopian,heiliuliudeluyandengyuan,tajiangtouyaochenglebolanggu:“wozhangdekehaokanle!zheirencaibuhaokanni,babanibuyaoluanshuo!”
boyexiaorenwukeren,lengmodetailetaishou,meiduojiu,guanjiajiusongshangleyimianxiaojingziguolai。
boyexiaojiangjingziduizheyankuanghonghongdexiaoguniang,youjiangneiyidiezhaopianzaitamianqiantankai,lengmodao:“kanqingchule?”
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