魔界小公主下山去救她的倒霉爸爸啦第5章

小薄芽:“……”

boyexiao:“zheijiushini。”

全场安静了五秒。

erhou,zhongrenjiukandao,zuozaishafashangdexiaoguniangkanlekanjingzi,youkanlekanmianqiandezhaopian,kanlekanzhaopian,zuihouyoukanxiangjingzi,suiranzheixieliandouburende,danbunankanchu,henxiang。

boyayankuangturanjiuyouhongleyiquan,ranhouyididiyanleicongfeinenbaixidelianjiashanghualexialai,yangqitou,“wa”deyisheng,dakulechulai:

“wuwuwu,yuanlaiwoshigechoubaguai……”

sanweilaoshiheqinwukanzhexiaoguniangneijingzhibaixideguofendepiaoliangxiaolian,napaxianzaiwawadakushi,neizhangxiaofeiliandouhaokankeaideyaoming,rangrenhenbudehenhenderoushangyiba,dunshixianrulechenmo。

qinwuyouxieburen,lvedaiqianzehemaiyuandekanxiangboyexiao,suirantazhidaosangedenaixinxianglaibudahao,danyayabijingshixiaohaizi,erqiehaishigenvhaizi,jiubunengwenrouyidianma?

boyexiaomeiquguanqinwutoulaidemuguang,meitouzhoudehenjin,shensuiqiheidemouguangkanxiangkudeshangqibujiexiaqidexiaoluoli,minleminbochun,gangxiangshuoshenme。

jiujiankudelihuadaiyu,leiyanwangwangdexiaoguniangturanjingtidekanletayiyan:

“baba,nikan**maya,niyeshigechoubaguai!”

薄夜枭:“……”

boyexiaomianwubiaoqingdeshouhuishixian,xinshunjianyouyinglehuiqu。

zuihou,sanweilaoshihaimeilaidejirangboyarenshiziji,jiuyouduoleyigexinrenwu——rangboyarenshizijidemei。

zheigerenwuxianranjiandandeduo,benshenxiaoboyajiujuedezijikehaokankehaokanle,sanweilaoshiyishuotaqishihenpiaoliang,talimajiujieshoulezheigeshishi。

haikaixindebaozheyiduitazijidezhaopian,qinleyikou,meizizishuo:“wokezhenhaokanya!”

三位老师:“……”

秦芜:“……”

qinwumeirenzhu,wen:“yaya,nizhiqianweishenmehuijuedenizijidezhaopianchoua?mingmingjiuhenhaokana。”

“yinweiwozhiqianburenshizhaopianshangderena。”xiaoguniangxianglexiang,xiaoxiaoshengshuo,“wobabagenwoshuo,woburenshiderendoushichoubaguai,rangwobuyaogentamenwan,buranwoyehuibianchoude。”

小白鼠:“……”

neishiyinweixiaodianxianinzhiqianrenleneimeduogediehuilai,mojunbixiabuzheimeshuo,nizaobeirenguaipaole。

“buguowoxianzairenshiwola,”xiaoboyakaixindebaozhezijidezhaopian:“wojiubushichoubaguaile。”

qinwutingdaozheihua,xinxiayixi,“yaya,nizhenrenshinizijile?”

zheisuanbusuanwudawuzhuang,ganghaorangyayadongdebianrenzijidelianle?

xiaoluolizhongzhongdiantou:“renshide!”

shuozhe,tajiqinwukantahuailideyiduitazijidezhaopian:“zheixiedoushiwoe!”

qinwuhesanweilaoshiduishileyan,lianshangdoulveguojingxi,haimeilaidejishuohua,qinwuzhuyidaodishangdiaoleyizhangzhaopian,tajiangneizhangzhaopiandijixiaoboya:“yaya,zheilihaiyouyizhangnide……”

xiaoguniangkanzheneizhangzhaopian,biechuyiju:“gugu,zheigechoubaguaishisheia?”

秦芜:“……”

第69章快死的样子

shinishinishinishinia!!!

qinwuchadianjiuxiangzheimepaoxiaochulai,haozai,guanjianshihou,naohailijincundelizhirangtakezhizhule,burandenghuikongpayouyaodanwurenwujindu,zhuantouquhongxiaoguniangle。

yushi,sanweiyuyanyouzhidelaoshikandaoqinwulianseniuquleyishun,danxiayimiao,quexiaorongmanmiandejiangshoulidezhaopianrengdaoyipang:

“meishi,nibuyongguantashishei,zheigechoubaguaibuzhongyao。”

“好哒。”

xiaoboyazhongzhongdiandiantou,kaixindebaozhezijidezhaopian,paoquzhaotababawanle。

三位老师:“……”

xianeryijiande,xiaoboyadelianmangzhenghaishiyidianjinzhandoumeiyou,tazhishijixinghao,sijixialai,naxiezhaopianshitazijidezhaopianeryi。

jitayizhangxindezhaopian,tajiuyourenbuchulaizhaopianshangderenshitale。

“qishi,zheishishuonanyebunan,”jiweishenqingningzhongdelaoshijuzaiyiqishangliang,chenlaoshishuo,“zhiyaozhaodaodaozhitalianmangzhengdeyuanyin,jiekaitadexinjie,zheiyiqiedouhuiyingrenerjie。”

qinwuzhouzhemeitou:“danzheikongpabuhaozhao,yayaqianjiniandoubuzaiwomenshenbian,tazaiwaimianjutiyudaoguoshenmeshi,womenyebuqingchu,kongpahennanzhaodaozheigeyuanyin。”

songlaoshiyeshuole:“erqiewoganggangyewenguoboyale,tawanquanbujidetashicongshenmeshihoukaishirenbudaorende,haoxiangcongtayoujiyikaishi,tajiushitongguoyifu、shengyinheganjuelairenderen。”

chenlaoshichenyin:“qishizhaodaoyuanyinyebushijianhaoshi,huihoutianxingchenglianmangzheng,hendabufenshixinliwenti,tadezhuguanyishirangtabuxiangqurenshiqitaren,zheishiziwobaohudeyizhongtixian,zheijianshiduitalaishuo,kendingshijianhentongkudeshiqing,zheicairangtafengbileziji,ruguowomenyingyaozhaochuyuanyin,jiushizhongti,jiangtafulandeshangbafanchulai,zhihuijiadatadexinliwenti,yuqizheiyang,daoburuzhongxinkaishixunliantarenrendenengli。”

liulaoshishuo:“woyeshizheimexiangde,yayarujinduineishimeileyinxiang,zhishiqianyishizaizuoguai,rangtakandaoyigeren,jiuxiayishidebuxiangqurenshizheigeren,erwomennengzuode,jiushirangtabutingdezhudongqurenshiqitaren,zhangqixialai,dengtaxingchenglejizhurendexiguan,kandaoyigeren,jiunengjiangtamendelianjijizhu,ruciyilai,tadelianmangzhengziranjiunenghaole。”

sanweilaoshidoushixinlijiedezhuanjia,duiyuertongxinlijibingzheishi,poyouyanjiu,yehenyouyitaozhiliaodefangfa。

ruguoxiaogunianghaijideneishi,kongpahaimeineimerongyirangtagaibian,bijingxinliwentishizuijishouhemafande,dantabujide,zhenggerenjiuxiangshiyizhangbaizhi,nengrenyoutamenyindaozhehuifuzhengchang,zheijiushijianhaoshi。

bieshuoshitamenle,lianbeiwenlehaoduoguanyuzheishidexiaoboyaziji,doukaishihaoqile。

zhiqiansheidoumeifaxiantalianmang,sheidoumeitiqiguotalianmangzheishi,tahaimeijuedeyoushenme,danxianzaidouzaishuotaburenderen,xiaoguniangzigejiurenbuzhule:

“qingqing,nizhidaowozenmelema?weishenmewohuijibuzhurenni?”

mingmingtajineixieshubenshangdezhishidoujidekeqingchule,jibenshangkanyiyanjiujizhule,tajiyitinghaodea,keweishenmejiushijibuzhurenni?

小白鼠沉默。

qishixiaodianxiachushengneihui,shizhendetebiecongming,jihushikanyigeren,jiunengjiangtawanquanjizhu,neiniangonglishangshangxiaxiajiwangegongren,tadouqingchudejidetamendemingzihexiangmao。

daobushixiaodianxiaxiangjizhutamen,zhishitatianfutaigao,saoyiyan,jiunengjiangzheigerendelianwanwanquanquandejixialai。

想忘都忘不掉。

可后来,就变了。

zheishiqishigenmojunbixiayouguan。

shezubenyin,xingshifangmiancongweiyouguokezhi,youqishixiangmojunbixiazheiyangxuemaiqiangda,diweichonggaodeheishe,ruoshikezhi,kongpahaihuiyousunxiuwei,buliyuxiushenyangxin。

yincimojunbixiadenvrenqishihenduo。

danyoumingfende,queyigedoumeiyou。

erxiaodianxiademuqinshigepoyouxinjidebinv,yixinxiangwangshangpa,yongjinshouduan,wangtumupingzigui,keximingbudahao,jiangxiaodianxiashengxialaimeiduojiu,jiuqushile。

mojunbixiabushigehuidaixiaohaideren,queyebuhuikuidai,gengbuhuiqiannu,bendasuanjiangtasongdaoyigehaorenjialiquyang。

danxiaodianxiazheshitainianrenle。

yixiakanbudaotababajiuyaoqupaquzhao,youshihouzhaobudaohaihuiku,kandaomojunbixialaile,caihuigegegedexiao。

mojunbixiasuiranhenxianqitazheigenianrendexiaokubao,danyemeijiangrensongchuqu,fanerliuxialaizijiyangle。

zheidaoshirangquanguoshangshangxiaxiaderenzhenjingbuyi,rensheidoumeixiangdao,tamendemojunbixia,chengrendediyigemingfen,bushiwanghou、bushifeizi、yebushibiede,ershiyigebuzhicongnamaochulaidexiaogongzhu。

youlexiaodianxiahou,mojunbixianvrendouzhaodeshaole。

sheirangxiaodianxiatainaotengyetaiqirenle,mojunbixiameitiandouyaonadabandeshijianquchoutadexiao**。

houlai,meiguojinian,mojiekaishidongdang,daochuminbuliaosheng,baixingkubukanyan。

mojunbixiaweilejiangneixiezuoededayaoyisaoerjin,rangmojiezhongxinwendingxialai,sichuzhengzhan,tapingxiaoyan。

erxiaodianxiadanxinmojunbixiachushi,huoxutadangshijiusuandaole,mojunbixiahuichushi,jurantoutoudegenzhetashanglezhanchang。

raner,neiduanshijiandemojie,sichuxueliuchenghe,shihaibiandi,siquderenbujiqishu,wushuzhanranlexuewunigoudeniuqulianpang,neitongkusiwang,siqichongtiandemoyang,quanjizaixiaodianxiadenaohaili,xiangwangdouwangbudiao。

erzuihouyizhangzhanmanlexuewu,touzhenongzhongsiqidelian,shimojunbixiade。

mojunbixianeinianchadianjiusile。

mojunbixiayitonglemojie,dansichuzhengzhan,shanieguozhong,shaqifanshi。

tashenshangbenjiuyoubushaozhimingxinshang,chenniandejiushang。

ruobushixiaodianxiajishigandao,xiquledabantashenshangnongliedaonanyihushidesiqi,mojunbixiapashizhendehuobuxialaile。

zuihou,mojunbixiashihuoguolaile,kexiaodianxiazineiyihou,jiuzaiyerenbuderenle,yebujideshangguozhanchangdeshiqing。

moyijichudeshuofashi,huoxushimojunbixiabinlinsiwangdeyangzijixiaodianxiadedajitaida,xiaodianxiaxiayishidetaobilezheiyimu。

tashanqulemojunbixialinsiqiandelian,shanquleneixiewushusiwangrendelian,shanqulesuoyoujizhuguodelian。

tongyang,yeshanqulezijidelian。

haoxiangkanbudaolian,jiubuhuizaixiangqizijibabakuaisishideyangzi。

di70zhangquanshijiezuihuirenrendejiushiwole

dangran,zheizhishimoyijichudeshuofa。

shijideqingkuangshi,tamenjiaxiaodianxiajuedezijibabadazhanguohou,manlianshixuedeyangzitaichoule,doukuaibatajichoukule,ketayoubunenghuangebaba,zhihaoshijingdejiangtababadechoulianjiwangdiao!

sheizhi,zheiyiwang,wangdetaiguoyongli,zhijiewangguotoule。

zuihoubujinjiangmojunbixiadelianjiwangle,haijiangqitasuoyourendelian,baokuotazigedelian,liantongshangguozhanchangdeshiqing,douwanglegejingguang。

biewentamenjiaxiaodianxiashizenmebandaode,tagenmojunbixiayehenxiangzhidao。

zheiyiduchenglemojieshidaweijiezhimizhiyi。

至今都还未解开。

xiaobaishuduishangxiaoguniangneishuangchengchekunhuodeyan,ziranbuhaoshuo,shiyinweinijuedenibabataichoutaichoule,suoyihedenidelelianmangzheng。

tahanhuqici,dasuanjianghuatichaguoqu:“qishizheishishuolaihuazhang,yishizhijian,woyeshuobuqing……”

xiaoguniangzhualeyibaguazi,xiaonaiyincuishengshengde:“meishida,nimanmanshuo,woganghaochidianguazi。”

小白鼠:“……”

tingwoshuoshijia,chenjichiguazicaishizhenba?

haozai,boyexiaozheishichuxianle。

talengzhelian,zhijiejilexiaoguniangyigebaoli,lengbingbingdao:“sigexiaoshile,yigerendoumeirenchulai,haiyoulianzaizheichi!”

小薄芽:“……”

“worenchulaile,”xiaoguniangweiweiququdebaozhetou:“wobushirenchunilema?”

nanrendandandepietayiyan,lengkuwuqing:“wobusuan。zaiquren。”

qiahaosanweilaoshiguolai,xiangxunlianxiaoguniangrenrendenengli。

xiaoguniangmanliandouxiezhebuyuanyi,sisidebaozheshafa,“wobuqu!wobuqu!!renrenhaonande,wogenbenxuebuhui,bieshuosigexiaoshile,jiwosibainianwoyexuebuhuide,babanibuyaobiwo,buranwohuikude,wozhendehuikude,woxianzaijiukulewuwuwu……”

sanweilaoshimeixiangdaotazheimebupeihe,weinandekanzheboyexiao。