duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《meimeisihou，wobaqizigandididiaoshangleqigan》，daibiaorenwusuwanqingluzheqinzheng，yanyiguanyuchouhenheaiqingdejingcaigushi，zuozhelingyaoyaojinqiwanchengbianzhu，zhuyaojiangshudeshiwozhishizaianweita！nishiqumeimei，woyexinrudaoge，kenibunengyinweitongku，jiudianwuwomenzhijiandeganqinga！”kanzhetabuguxingxiangdekuhan，wangyouhaifanqile……
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woshuangtuicanjidemeimei，congjiaoxueloudingyiyueerxia。
tasideqianyitian，gangzhuangshangwozanleshiniangongziweitadingzhideyizhi，manxinhuanxidixiangzhanqilai。
kewoqizizhumadedidi，quejiangtasuozaiwurendemeishushili，zasuiletadexintui，bitazaidishangpazhetianguangyoucaiqujianlingjian，haibayiqieluchengleshipin。
kewodefaguanqizi，zuizhongqueyi“shipinwufaquerenpaisheshijian，qiekenengweidangshirenshuangfangziyuandexingweiyishu”weiyou，xuanpan：
“sizheyouyiyuzhengshi，xiaofangyubeigaojunwuzeren。”
woxiaozhediweitazuoleyizhuozicai。
diertian，wojiangzhumadididiaozaijiaoxueloudeqiganshang，quanwangzhibo。
“laopo，haijidenikuameimeidetuixinghaokanma？”
woliangchuyangjiaochui，yichuizasuitadejiaohuai。
“nizaibunachushipinzhengju，wojiubatadejiaojinyigengengouchulai，rangtayechangchangpadeziwei！””
fengchuiguo，tasixinliefeidekuhanbeirousui，yuqiganbukanzhongfudegezhishenghunzazaiyiqi，huazuodongtingdelezhang。
全网弹幕疯狂。
而我，笑出了眼泪。
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“suwanqing，wozhidaonizaikan。”
zhibojingtoukaiqideshunjian，quanwangdeliuliangruhongshuimengshoubanyongru。
“jiefu，wocuole！wozhendecuole！”
xiaobaluzhe，woqizide“haodidi”，zhengbeishengsuogaogaodiaozaibankong。
tadeyizhijiaohuai，yijingchengxianchuyizhongguiyide、buzirandeniuqu。
erwoshouli，wozheyibazhanzhexuedeyangjiaochui，zhanzaiqiganxia。
弹幕瞬间爆炸。
“**！zheishitexiaohaishizhenfengle？”
“fengzi！jueduidefengzi！guangtianhuarizhixiagaozheizhongshi，baofushehuima？！”
“dengdeng，zheirenworenshi，qianjitianxinwenshanghaishuoni。taneigeshuangtuicanjidemeimeitiaoloule，jieguofayuanpanleshizisha，genbierenmeiguanxi。”
“e，xiangqilaile，jiushineigeyouyiyuzhengdemeimeima。zijixiangbukai，guanrenjiaxiaoshuaigeshenmeshi？xianzaitagepaolaifafeng，zhenshishenjingbingyijia。”
wowushineixiezhayandedanmu，zhishipingjingdiduizhejingtou。
“xiaoxidiyicichuanshangnisongdeyizhi，zaiketinglizoulesanbu，jiushuaidaole。”
“xigaikepoleyidakuaipi，xuedoushenchulaile。”
“taquezuozaidishang，yangzhetou，xiaodexianggeshazi，shuoyidiandoubuteng。”
huayinweiluo，womengdihuiqishouzhongdeyangjiaochui，henhenzazailuzhejiaohuaipangdeqiganshang。
“铛——！”
cierdejuxianghejinshujuliedezhanyin，hunzazheluzhehepoledandejianjiao，xiangcheyunxiao。
tazhenggerenzaibankongzhongjuliedichouchu，kushengdoubianlediao。
womeikanta，shixianyijiusuodingzhejingtou。
“tashuo，ge，wozhongyunengzijizoulule。”
“nidangshihaibaozheta，xiaozheshuo，womenjiaxiaoxidetuixingzuihaokan，yihoukeyichuansuoyousuoyoupiaoliangdequnzi。”
luzhejianwohaobuliuqing，bianduizhejingtou，kudegengjiasixinliefei。
“jiefu！nibeitapianle！nixingxinga！”
“geweiwangyou，qiuqiunimenjiujiuwo！wobenlaixiangweilexiaoxisihoudemingsheng，shenmedoubushuode，kenimenkankanwojiefu，tayijingfengle！”
他哽咽着。
“shita！yizhishitajiuchanwo！shuoxihuanwo，shuoweilewokeyizuorenheshi！”
“neitiantajiushiguyishuaidaode，tajiushixiangrangwobaota！wojujuele，tajiufafeng，shuowoxianqitashigequezi，qiaobuqita！”
“tayongneishuanggangzhuanghaodetuiweixiewo，shuowobudayinggentazaiyiqi，tajiusizaiwomianqian！”
taneizhanghaisuanyingjundelianshangguamanleihen，kudechuchukelian。
“wocaishishouhaizhe！wozhishixiangrangtalengjingxialai，taqueyongsilaixianhaiwo！”
“xianzaitasile，suoyourendoulaimawo！jiefu，nizenmenengyinweiyigedebudaojiuhuidiaoyiqiedenvren，laishanghaiwoa！”
“jie！jienikuaigaosutazhenxianga！nikuaijiujiuwoa！”
danmudefengxiang，jihushilikejiunizhuanle。
“kule，xiaogegeyetaikelianleba！beizheizhongbingjiaonvchanshang，haiyaobeitafengzigegebaofu！”
“zheinvdezhenshihuogai，debudaojiuhuidiao，haixianglarenxiashui，exintule！”
“zheigedanggedeyeshigefengzi，zijimeimeishenmedexingxinlimeishuma？jianyijingchaganjinjibiba，bieweihaishehuile！”
“xintengdidi，zhangdezheimeshuai，xindihaizheimeshanliang，weilesizhedemingshengyizhirenzhe，jieguobeibichengzheiyang。”
“zhenxiangle！yuanlaishiyinaishenghen！zheigegejianzhishidangdaimajiajue！”
摔倒？
他当我是傻子吗？
neifuyizhi，shiwohualezhengzhengshinianjixu，congdeguodingzhide。
zhutishihangkongjitanxianweifuhecailiao，guanjieyongdeshigaoqiangdutaihejin。
bieshuozijishuaiyixia，jiushiyongqichenianguoqu，douzhihuizaishangmianliuxiajidaohuahen。
zenmekeneng，hui“shuai”chengyidibinglengdesuipian？
wokanzheneixiegundongdeedudanmu，kanzheluzheneizhangdiandaoheibaidelian，houlonglisuoyoufanbodehuadouduzhule。
genchusheng，youshenmedaolikejiang？
luzhejianwochenmo，yiweiwobeitashuodongle，youxiedeyi。
他立刻趁热打铁。
“jiefu，nikan，dajiaxinlidouyouyiganchengde！wozhidaonitengmeimei，dannibunengbeitamengbiyibeizia。”
“qishi......qishitasixiagenwoshuoguo，tabuxihuanzijineishuangtui，juedeneishigeleizhui，haishuo......ruguonengyongyizhonghonghonglieliedefangshibaituota，hainengyongyuanrangwojizhuta，tajuedehenzhi......”
wochixiaoyisheng，zaiyerenbuxiaqu。
wohuafengyizhuan，zhizhihexin。
“suwanqing，nitijiaojifatingdebalingshipin，weishenmezhidaowomeimeishuaidaoweizhi？”
“houmianluzhedaizherenweishanglai，yongshoujipaizhe，xiaozherangtazaidishang，xianggouyiyangpazhequjianyizhilingjiandeneiyiduanni？”
“nibatajiandiaole，duima？”
陆哲不依不饶。
“jiefu，taxinliyijingbuzhengchangle！nixianzaizheiyang，buzhengshizhongletadequantao，zaibangtawanchengtafengkuangdeyiyuanma？”
kewomeizaijitarenhebianjiedejihui。
shouzhongdeyangjiaochui，zaikongzhonghuaguoyidaobinglengdehuxian，jingzhundizaxiangluzhelingyizhiwanhaodejiaohuai。
“咔嚓！”
lingrenyasuandegutousuiliesheng，bansuizhetadecanhaoxiangcheyekong。
woduizhejingtou，shengyinbingleng。
“这是第二只脚。”
“nihaiyoulianggexiaoshi，nabuchuwanzhengdeshipin。”
“wojiuyongzheibachuizi，bataquanshendegutou，yicunyicun，quanbuqiaosui。”
“zaibatadejin，yigenyigen，quanbugouchulai。”
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jianruicierdejingdishengyouyuanjijin。
jiaoxuelouxia，wushushanshuodejingdengjiangzhengdonglouweideshuixiebutong。
shenchuanheisezuozhanfudetejingkaishibushu，yuanchudegaoloushang，jujishoujiuweile。
wokanzhelouxianeifurulindadidezhenzhang，buxieyixiao。
他们不知道。
zheidongadazuixindejiaoxuelou，congxuanzhidaojiegousheji，zaidaozuihoudeshigongtuzhishenhe，meiyizhangtuzhi，meiyigexijie，doucengjingguowodeshou。
nalidechengzhongqiangzuiboruo，nalidejiankongyousijiao，natiaotongfengguandaokeyibikaisuoyouhongwaitance，wodouyiqingerchu。
ruobushiweilezhaogusuwanqing，wobengaishizhanzaizheigexingyezuidingduandejianzhudashi，erbushiyigefangqileshiye，weizhejiatingzhuandequanzhizhangfu。
shouji**tuwudixiangqi。
是苏晚晴。
wojietong，zhijieanlegongfang。
shoujineitou，chuanlaitaxiesidilidejianjiao：“linyuan，nifengle！nikuaizhushou！nizheishizaifanzui！nizhibuzhidaonizijizaizuoshenme！”
我笑了。
“sudafaguan，nichujingdesudu，kebiniweiwomeimeitaohuigongdaodesudu，kuaiduole。”
“视频呢？”
“woyaodewanzhengshipinni？”
“你带来了吗？”
电话那头沉默了。
henkuai，louxiaderenqunyizhensaodong。
suwanqingcongjingcheshangxialai，taqiangguofuzexianchangzhihuidejingchashoulidekuoyinqi。
她的声音带着哭腔。
“ayuan，nilengjingdian！qiuqiuni，lengjingdian！”
“wozhidaonitongku，woyetongku！xiaoxita......tajiuxiangwodeqinmeimeiyiyanga！”
tazaijingfangdebaohuquanbianyuan，duizhewozhangkaileshuangbei。
“nixialaihaobuhao？zhiyaonikenfanglexiaozhe，woshenmedouyuanyizuo！”
“zheigefaguanwobudangle！womenlikaizheili，quyigemeirenrenshiwomendedifang，wopeiniyibeizi，womenzhongxinkaishi，haobuhao？”
danmuzaicibeitazheifan“shenqing”degaobaidadongle，quanshiduitadezanmeiheduiwodeguiquan。
“tianna，saoziyetaiweidale！weilelaogonglianshiyedoubuyaole！”
“shia，kuaixialaiba，buyaozaijixushanghaiwugule，biegufulezheimehaodelaopo！”
“zheicaishizhenaia！fengnanrenkuaixingxingba！”
woxiaodeyanleidouliulechulai。
“hahahaha......zhongxinkaishi？”
“suwanqing，nishibushiwangle？”
“meimeicongjiaoxueloudingyiyueerxiadeneitianwanshang，nideshouji，weishenmeshezhilemiandarao？”
“e，woxiangqilaile。”
“yinweinizhengmangzhepeinide‘haodidi’luzhe，zaizuigaodangdehuisuoli，qingzhutadeershisuishengri！”
woduizhejingtou，mianwubiaoqingchanshudao。
“congtabeiguanjinmeishushi，daotatiaoxiaqu，zhengzhengsangexiaoshi。”
“womeimei，linxi，jinidaleershiqigedianhua！”
“ershiqige！niyigedoumeijie！”
“nidetonghuajilushishanganjingle，keshidianxingongsidehoutaijilu，yinggaihaizaiba？sudafaguan？”
wojuqineibaxuelinlindeyangjiaochui，duizhunleluzheneishuangyijingbeizalandejiao。
yanshenlideshayi，zaiyebujiayanshi。
“bieyanxile，wozhiyaoshipin。”
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wolenglengdikanzhelouxianeigeyinweiwodehuaerjiangzhudenvren。
“suwanqing，nishipawojixuzhemota，patashoubuleteng，baniliangzaijiudiandedachuangshang，taolunzenmejianjishipin，zenmexiaohuizhengjudechoushi，doutuluchulaiba？”
wodeshengyinbuda，dantongguoshoujidegongfang，qingxidichuandaolemeiyigerendeerduoli。
louxiadesuwanqing，liansecanbai。
我猛地补充了一句。
“duile，nishenshangxianzaihaipenzhetazuixihuandeneikuanmuzhixiangshui，bieyiweiwowenbuchulai。”
“meimeidetouqihaimeiguo，nijiuchuanzhezheishenqujianwodemeimei，gaosuta‘weiledajiademingsheng，jiudangshenmedoumeifashengguo’。”
“su-wan-qing，nizhenrangwoexin。”
zhibojiandedanmu，youneimeyishunjiandetingzhi。
ranhou，chedizhakaileguo。
“**？？？chugui？？？genzijidegandidi？？？”
“xinxiliangtaidawochuliqizhijieganshaole！faguanlaopohexiaobaxiaonaigou？zheime**dema？”
“dengyixia，wozenmeganjue......zheigegegeshuodecaishizhende？neigenvrencongtoudaoweidouzaiyanxia！”
“ruguoshizhende，neiyetaiexinleba！meimeishiguweihan，saozihexiongshou......wobuganxiangle！”
苏晚晴脸色涨红。
“linyuan，nibuyaoxuekoupenren！nifengle！nibeichouhenchonghunletounao！”
wolandezailihui，nachushouji，jiangyigexinlvjianceappdeshishishuju，toupingdaolezhibohuamiandeyijiao。
neitiaodaibiaozhexinlvdequxian，zhengzaiyiyigeweixiandesudu，huanmandixiangxiadieluo。
“kankan，nide‘haodidi’，xinlvkuaidiaodaoweixianzhile。”
“zaiguobanxiaoshi，jiusuandaluoshenxianlaile，yejiubuhuota。”
wojianqineibayangjiaochui，zailuzhedetoudingbihualeyixia。
ranhou，wofachulezuihoudetongdie。
“我最后说一遍。”
“basuoyoujiaodu、suoyouweijingjianjidewanzhengshipin，quanbugongzhiyuzhong。”
“fouze，zheibachuizi，xiayimiaojiuhuizakaitadetianlinggai。”
shuowan，wozhijieguaduanleyujingfangdetonghua。
站得有点累了。
wocongpangbiantuoguoyibabuzhidaosheidiuzaitiantaidepoyizi，zuolexialai，bimuyangshen。
sixu，buyouzizhudihuidaoleguoqu。
meimeichushihou，wojihufalefeng。
我不相信她是自杀。
wodongyonglesuoyourenmai，shenzhibuxizhongjinqingledingjiandeheikepengyou，caicongbeixiaofangqingxiguowushucideyingpanshenchu，zhaodaoleneiduanbeishanchude、wanzhengdejiankongyuanshishuju。
neilimian，youluzhedaizheyiqunren，ruhejiangxiaoxiduzaiwurendemeishushili。
youtamenruhexiaozhe，yijiaoyijiao，caisuitaneishuangchengzailequanbuxiwangdeyizhi。
youtamenruhejiangyoucaidaozaidishang，bizhewoneijiaoaodemeimei，xianggouyiyangpazaidishang，yongshetouqutianganjing，zhiweilejianhuiyigeweibuzudaodelingjian。
wodangshi，tianzhendibacunyouwanzhengshipindeu-pan，jiaojilewozuixinrende、shenweijiashifatingzhushenfaguandeqizi。
woyiwei，tahuihaixiaoxiyigegongdao。
raner，jiuzaikaitingdeqianyitianwanshang，luzhekuzhe，guizailesuwanqingdemianqian，qiutajiujiuziji。
diertian，suwanqingjiumanlianpibeidigaosuwo。
neigeu-pan，“yiwai”fashenglewulisunhuai，limiandeshuju，zaiyewufahuifu。
taquanwo：“ayuan，tahaishigehaizi，biehuiletayibeizi。xiaoxi......jiudangshiweiletasihoudeanningba。”
weiletasihoudeanning......
womengdizhengkaiyan，wujindehuiyirangwoyigeyuelaimeishuijigexiaoshi。
jiuzaizheishi，louxia，suwanqingdeshengyinzaicixiangqi。
louxia，suwandudeshengyintongguokuoyinqichuanlai，daizhekuqiangheyizhongchedideposuigan。
“hao！woji！wojini！”
“linyuan，niyingle！nibieshanghaita！”
“woxianzaijiushangqu，babeifendeshipin，jini！”
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