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某小院。
“shenzi，zheigeshiyaojiangjiuyinyanghexie，lidushizhong，kebunenghulaide。”
jinrufangjian，quecaikandaoyigeqingnian，zhengzaichaoyigefengyunvrendeneinenbaidefubuzharuyinzhen，zheixianranshizaizhenjiu。
那青年叫江晓峰。
erneinvrenjiaowanghuizhi，shicunlixiongfuzuida，**zuiqiaodeyizhihua：wangguafu。
jiangxiaofengzhenjiuwanbi，bianbayinzhenquxia，lianpangyebeiwangguafujiaodeyoudianfatang，shuodao：“shenzi，nizheigonghanzhizhenghaodechabuduole，womingtianyeyaoquchenglile。”
“a？xiaofeng，nizaizanmencunligenzhenineigeshenmideshifuxingyi，huodelesilibacundedaguniangxiaoxifuchongbai，bushitinghaodema？weishenmequchenglia？”wangguafuzhazhetaohuayan，mihuoshuodao。
“xujingchuanshuo，haonanerzhizaisifang，juebunengqujuyuzheixiaoxiaodeyiyuzhidi，tahairangwodaodachengshichuangdang，jiangtapingshengsuoshouyishufayangguangda，jiuzhigengduoderen，rangrenrendounengkandeqibing，shixiantapingshengmengxiang！lingwai，zaibangtabandianxiaoshi。”
“nizheigeshenmishifuyetaiweidale！buguoyeshi，chenglishihao！chenglipiaoliangguniangduo，xiangnizheigezhidaotengrendexiaoselang，kendingnengguaidaishijigepiaoliangxifuhuilai。”wangguafuyouxiaodao。
“ke……shenzinishuoshani。”
“wohaishuosha！nidangwobuzhidao，nijingchangpachuanghutoukanshenzixizao，nikebujiushigexiaoselang，yigeyousexinmeisedandexiaohuaidan！”
wangguafubieyoufengqingdebaileyiyanjiangxiaofeng，bianyongyubaideshouzaijiangxiaofengdeetoushangchuoleyixia，jiangxiaofengdunshimanmianxiusao，henbudezuanjindifengli。
ganqing，zijineidianposhi，wangguafudouzhidaole！
“buguo，shenzi，qishiwozhidaoniduixujingchuanyouxingqu，jirannimendoushidanshenyiren，neiniheburujiajixujingchuan。”jiangxiaofengsuijicuxiaxiaodao。
“nigexiaotuzaizi，wojiajinishifu，neiwobujiuchengnishiniangle？zheitiandixia，nayoutuditoukanshiniangxizaodedaoli！gunchuqu！”wangguafuyeshimanyanhanzhechunsedecuileyikoudao。
“……”
jiangxiaofengpaaizou，dunshiyiliuyanpaole。
keshihoumianhaiyinyinchuanlaiwangguafudeshengyin：“chouxiaozi，dengnicongchengliyijinhaixiangzhiri，jiushinijiaoshiniangzhishi！”
jiangxiaofenglieliezui，daoneishi，kongpajiuzhendebunengzaitoukanwangguafuxizaole。
……
jiangxiaofenghuaichuaizhebiwangguafuxiongfuhaidademengxiang，laidaobinhaishi，yijingyizhoule。
raner，yijinglianjiuyishenyishuhegongfudeta，lengshimeizhaodaoheshidegongzuo。
yushi，tazhinenglaidaozheilaowushichangpengpengyunqi，kankannengbunengzhaodaoyigeheshide，youzunyandegongzuo，huhukou。
“ai，xujingchuanaxujingchuan，wokesuanshitaolinidemozhua，zhongyukeyizhengdaguangmingtoukannvhaixizaole。”
“buguo，nirangwoquzhaoyigexingliangdenvren，gaosuta，jiushuonisile，rangtabuyaozaidengle，nishuozheimangmangrenhai，nirangwoshangnazhao？”
“nishuowojieshouzheimeijiezhi，jiudengyujichenglenideshenfen，chengweinicanglongdiandeshaozhu？nengdongyongkongbuziyuan，haolingwushuqiangzhe？……zheiniubichuide，a？wochadiandouxinle！”
jiangxiaofengnannanziyu，bianmolemoxujingchuanjiaojizijineigeshenmelongwangdexinwu。
neishiyimeilongxingjiezhi，kanqilaiwuqimaheide，meishenmeshenqizhichu，jiangxiaofengbiansaijinletieshendedouli，yaotougandaohaoxiao。
ruguojiupingzheigekeyidongyongkongbuziyuanhehaolingwushuqiangzhe，taxujingchuanyebuzhiyuhunchengyigeshichangduiyuezhangtan，lalilatadezhongniannanrenle！
“wangguafuya，suishuozheidachengshilideguniang，gegehuazhizhaozhande，danshuoshihua，doumeiniyouweidao。jia，tamentaijiale！”
“nikanneigebizihengtingdenvde，qishishizuoguoshoushu，neigeshuangyanpide，shibeidaozilaguode，neigebinixionghaidade，qishilimiandiandeshiguijiao！”
“neige……aibuduia，neigezhangdebinipiaoliangshibeidenvren，zenmechaowozoulaile？！”
jiuzaijiangxiaofengduizhelubiandeneixiehuazhizhaozhandenvlangpingtoulunzudeshihou，danjianyigechuanzhe**，chuanzheolzhiyezhuang，hei**dejuemeinvlangkuaibudechaojiangxiaofengzoulai。
erzaitadeshenhou，quehaigenzheyigechuanzhejkfu，bai**，zhangdehenshikawayideluolishaonv。
zhishineiolzhifunvlang，zouleguolai，tingzhujiaobu，bianmouguangjinjindedingzhejiangxiaofeng，weiweidaliangleyifan。
jiangxiaofengxintoufaxu，zhanqilai，batuijiuyaopao，erneinvlangjingzhilanzhuletadequlu。
jiangxiaofenglailegejichache，chadianzhuangshangleta。
“nijiaoshenmemingzi？”nvlangjingzhiwen。
“meinv，niyou……shenmeshima？”jiangxiaofengmuguangpieleyiyanzheimeinvneibiwangguafuhaidadexiongfu，ruoruowendao。
“回答我！”
“wo……jiaojiangxiaofeng。”
“laojiachengshide？haishinongcunde？”
“农村。”
“结婚了吗？”
“没有。”
“那是处|男吗？”
“……”
jiangxiaofengliansetonghong，diantou。
“那你父母呢？”
“父母……双亡。”
“henhao！”neinvlangmeimoulifangchuleyidaoliangguang。
ertashenhoudeneigejkzhifushaonv，queshizoudaolejiangxiaofengdeshenqian，xiangshidaliangshengkouyibandedaliangleyifanjiangxiaofeng，erqie，haishenchubai**xiaojiao，tilejiangxiaofengdetuibujixia。
jiangxiaofengyebeineixiaoluolidaliangleyouxieganga，buzhidaotayaogansha？
dengtadaliangwanbi，biankanxiangneizhifunvlangdao：“biaojie，zheigejiahuosuiranfuhenishuodetiaojian，dantulituqide，yetaiyibanleba？”
neizhifunvlang，qingqingyaotou，dao：“jiuzheizhonglaizixiangxiadechunpoqingnian，zuiheshile。”
zhifunvlangshuobazheihua，jiuyizhixianshou，dunshizhuazhulejiangxiaofengdecushou，shuodao：“zouba。”
jiangxiaofengbeineimeinvhuanideshouzhuazhuzhihou，dunshirutongchudian，jingedao：“meinv，quna？”
“民政局！”
“sha？min……zhengju？”
jiangxiaofengjingewubidejiaodao，zheizachucijianmian，quminzhengjuganshenme。
“tubaozi，gongxini，nichengweiwobiaojiedelaogongle，congxianzaikaishi，nijiushiliangjiadeshangmennvxu！woyanqianqiandejiefule！！dangran，woshibuhuijiaonide！”
neigejkfudeshaonv，qiazheyao，yibenzhengjingdeshuodao。
jiangxiaofengwenyan，chedimengbizaineili。
老公？
上门女婿？
这什么情况？
jiangxiaofengbujinzaikanleyiyanneijuemeinvlang，zuilibujintunleyikoutuomo。
zheigebiwangguafuhaihaokanshibeidenvren……
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