第2章 简称神经病

“bu……bushi,woxianzaiyoudianmeng,meinv,daodishaqingkuanga?wozenmejiuchenglenidelaogongle?”

guolehaodayihuier,jiangxiaofenghuiguoshenlai,huifuleyisilizhishuodao。

dangran,zheigejipinmeinvshuoyaozuozijilaopo,tadangranhenleyile,danwentishi,tayidianzhunbeiyemeiyoua!

jiusuantaxiangrangzijizuotalaogong,zenmeyedeyougejiaowangdeguochengba?

就这么突兀的……

jiangxiaofengyeyoudianjieshoubule。

neigejkfuxiaoluoliyanqianqian,juezhetonghongruyingtao,rangrenxiangqinyikoudexiaozui,shuodao:“qishishizheiyangde,wobiaojiedeyeye,dangranyejiushiwowaigong,talaorenjiabingzhongle,ertashengqianzuidadeyuanwang,jiushixiwangwobiaojienengzhaogeshangmennvxu,jiegehun,tacainengmingmu,zheibu,womenjiuzhaodaoleni。

dangran,nikeyilijiewei,womenguyongni,rangnipeiwobiaojieyanyichuxi,yanwanle,yejiuwanshile。

gongzidehua,nikeyisuibiankaigejia!buguo,niyaoshitanxinbuzudehua,neiwomenjiuzhaobieren!”

我去……

江晓峰算是明白了!

ganqingzheimeinvshirangzijijiabantadelaogong,peitahunongtayeyeni。

qizhi,jiangxiaofengyizhengciyandebaishoudao:“henbaoqian,erweimeinv,zheizhonghongpianlaorenjiadeshi,shuwojiangxiaofengwunengweili!”

“yiqiankuai,zuobuzuo?”neixiaoluoliyanqianqianshuqiyigenshouzhi,dao。

“不做。”

“两千!”

“不做!”

“五千!”

“……neisha,wonengwenwen,nirangwomaochongnanpengyou,xuyaomaochongjitian?neiwoshibushihaiyaopeichipeihe,peishuima?”jiangxiaofengyitingdouzhangdaowuqianle,lianmangwendao。

“caimi!nixiangshenmeni!”yanqianqianpieleyiyanjiangxiaofengshuodao:“nizhishipeiwobiaojieyanxieryi,nihaipeichipeishui,nisanpeia!”

“ke。”jiangxiaofengshanxiaoyixia,haixiangyaozaiwen,neigeliangdaxiaojie,shoujituranxiangle,tajietongshouji,tingdaolimianshuohua,qiaoliandabian,lianlianshuodao:“haode,womashangganhuiqu!”

liangdaxiaojiejiaoliangyuxin,taguaduandianhua,bianyiliantongkudeduiyanqianqiandao:“qianqian,yeyeyaobuxingle,zanmenkuaidianhuiquba!neigejiangxiaofengshiba?qingnigenwomenzouyitangba!zhiyaonipeihehaowo,wojiniyiwankuai!”

suiji,liangyuxinyoukanxiangjiangxiaofengshuodao。

“haode,meiwenti!qianbuqianwusuowei,wozheirenzhuyaoshixihuanleyuzhuren!duile,wonengwenwenlaoyezishishabingma?qishiwolvedongyi……”

jiangxiaofenghaimeishuowanni,jiujianliangyuxinyijingcaizhegaogenxie,“dengdengdeng”liqule。

eryanqianqianbaileyiyanjiangxiaofengdao:“tubaozi,wokegaosuni,zheiyiwankebubaizheng,nikeyaohaohaobiaoyan,ruguobiaoxianbuhao,keshiyaokougongzide!”

“nifangxin,wohuihaohaobiaoxiande!”jiangxiaofengjimangtingzhexiongfudao。

tameixiangdao,jintiannengpengshangzheihaoshi,zhishidangyixia“qunzhongyanyuan”,jiunengzhengyiwankuai,tajianzhishikaixindeyaofengle。

“跟我们走吧!”

“哦!”

jiangxiaofengjimanggenshangleyanqianqiandejiaobu。

yanqianqianchuanzhejkfu,tuishangchuanzhebai**,chongmanleqingchundeyouhuoqixi,rangjiangxiaofengkanle,youzhongpengranxindongdeganjue。

buguo,yanqianqiangentabiaojiebiqilai,quehaichadeyuanle,queqiedeshuo,bushiyigefenggede。

yigezhifuyouhuoxilie,yigeshiqingchunxiaoyuankawayixi。

yigebiwangguafupiaoliangshibei,yigebiwangguafupiaoliangsansibei。

jiangxiaofengxintoufuxianchuyinidexiangfa,biansuizheliangweimeinv,shangleyiliangjiazhiqibashiwandehaoche。

jiangxiaofengyishangche,mozhechezi,zezedao:“zheichezishaoshuodejishiwan,zheihaishiwozuoguozuihaodechezini!”

“biaojiewojuedetabuxing!”

kanzhejiangxiaofengneiyifutubaozidemoyang,yanqianqiankanxiangliangyuxindao。

“xianzaishijianlaibujile,zhinengshitale!suanle,nihaishilinshijitapeixunyixiaba。”

“e!hao!tubaozi,tinghaole,nixianzaijiaojiangxiaofeng,shimougongsideshichangjingli,nishiziyuanruzhuiliangjia,renlaorenyuan,dangniuzuoma,yihoujuebucanyufenjiachan……”

jiezhe,yanqianqianbianjijiangxiaofenglinshipeixunleqilai,erqie,hairangjiangxiaofengqianleyifenhetong。

jiangxiaofengkandoumeikanhetong,jiuqianle,ertademuguang,queshipinpinluozaiyanqianqianneiyishuangbeibaisibaoguodetuishang,genbenwuxintingyanqianqianpeixun。

“你看什么呢!”

yanqianqianzhuyidaolejiangxiaofengneiyouxieweisuodeyanshen,bianjiaochidao。

“a?mei……meishenme,xiaojiejie,wowenni,nizuijinshibushiyouyuejingbudiao,qiebanyoutongjingzhengzhuang?”jiangxiaofengturanshuodao。

yanqianqianliansezhouranyibian,yilianjingededengzhejiangxiaofeng,jiaochidao:“nini……zenmezhidaode?nandaonitoukuiguowo?”

“womenzhishipingshuixiangfeng,wozenmekenengtoukuiguoni?qishi,woshikanchulaide,erqie,nibudanbansuijingtong,haihuizailingchenyidiandaosandian,xiaofubuweibinghanbuyi,shentifaleng,shouxindaohan……”

“啪!”

jiangxiaofenghuahaimeishuowan,yanqianqianyijingyierguangchouzailejiangxiaofengdelianshang,fennujiaodao:“nizheigeliumang,niyidingshitoukuiguowo!”

jiangxiaofengbeidaleyierguang,yuanwangbuyi,tafumozhelian,youxieqixiuxiudao:“nida**shenme?wolianrenshinidouburenshi,wozenmetoukuini?!”

yipangdeliangyuxin,yeshijingchadekanxiangjiangxiaofengdao:“nidongyishu?”

“lvedonglvedong。”jiangxiaofengqianxudao。

“neinikankanwoyoushenmebing?”liangyuxinmangdao。

jiangxiaofengpieletayiyan,yaoyaotoudao:“laopo,wobunengshuo。”

“nijiaowoshenme?!”liangyuxinlianseyibian,chenshengdao。

“gangcaiqianqianxiaojiejiebushiyaoqiuwo,congsanfenzhongzhiqian,jiuyaoshiyingjiaosema?kebujiudejiaonilaopoma?”jiangxiaofengrenzhendao。

“ni……!neihao!neiniweishenmebunengshuo?”liangyuxinjinyaobeichidao。

“wopanigenzheigediaomanyatouyiyang,zaishanwoyierguang。”jiangxiaofengdao。

“neinishuo,wobushanni,woshishenmebing?”

“hao,nirangwoshuode!niya,shenjingyoubing,jiancheng……shenjingbing!”

啪!!

zhouran,yierguangbianshanzailejiangxiaofengdelianshang!!