guanjianjiaoseshichenbeidousukeyingdexiaoshuo,mingzijiaozuo《meinvmingxingdeshangmenlongxu》,zheishiyibuyouzuozhe“hutouququ”qingxinchuangzuodedoushishenghuoshuangwen,xiaoshuoneirongjieshao:“hao,xianzaiwoxifusukeyingtangzaiyiyuanlidengqianjiuming,lijidayiqianwandaoyiyuantadehutoushang!lingwai,buguanniyongshenmebanfa,bangexiaoshizhinei,……
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chenbeidoudandandao:“paitouneilianghanmacheshinide?”
baozaogediantoudao:“shia,zadile,jiuwozheipaitou,buxiangshikaihanmadema?”
chenbeidouhuranhuanlehebaozaogexiangsidekouyin,chaofengdao:“tingdagelaoyemen,linzhegenpogunzinihehuhaozini?nizajiubuganzhuangshangqu,neichejinikaizhedoubaixia,wokannihaishiqukaixiaocheba,yibeizichibushangsangecai!”
baozaogebeitajijuhua**delianhongbozicu,baotiaoruleidao:“aiya,zhaoshishiba,nicaikaixiaoche,niquanjiadoukaixiaoche,neitamayaobushihuyederen,niyiweilaozibuganzhuang?”
chenbeidoujixugonghuo:“neinidaoshizhuanga,shuodaodibuhaishisongma!”
baozaogetaochucheyaochi,zhijieshuaijilechenbeidou:“bieguangshuobulian,niyaoganzhuang,laozizheiliangchebuyaole,guizaidishangrennidangyeye!”
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liangfenzhonghou,yipianjinghushengzhong,zizhonggaosandundehanmah2,ruyitoufafengdeguaishou,paoxiaozhechongshangletieqiao。
“我滴个妈!”
fengsuoshengbengduan,shouzaihoumiandejigeheibeixinhanzheniang,sisanbentao。
hanmah2shitoubuxiu,cierdejinshubianxingshengzhong,zhijiebayiweikezhuangdaoqiaobian,hulanposui,banjiechetixuanzailebankongzhong。
paishezuyipianrenyangmafan,gezhongqicaisuileyidi,haozaiwurenshangwang。
renxiaoqingbeirenfuqihou,tiaozhejiaodama:“chenbeidou,nizheishizhaosi,nimenjigejiaohuyeguolai,jiwonongsita,woyaotasi!”
chenbeidoumianwubiaoqing,daochetuihuiqiaoxia,jijiuhucherangkailedaolu。
jiuhuchesijixinlingshenhui,dengyishengheyangxiaokunyishangche,yijiaoyoumenjiushangletieqiao。
qiaotouqiandunshiyipianguzhangjiaohaozhisheng,suoyurenyumendexinqingweizhiyichang。
“牛逼!”
“就这么治他们!”
“hanmage,congjinyihounijiushiwoouxiang!”
“paixialailema,fapengyouquanle!”
baozaogejieguoyaochi,mudengkoudaidikanzhechenbeidou,buzhishigaipeifucirenbaqi,haishimatabuzhisihuo。
zheishihuranyourenzhizheqiaoshangdajiaodao:aiaiai,zenmeyoutingxiale!
chenbeidouwangzhehengbeilanzaijiuhucheqianderenxiaoqing,haiyouheduiankailaidesanliangyueyeche,shenshendezhouqimeitou。
tacongbaozaogeshouliqiangguoshouji,xunsubotongyigehaoma,fangzaierbian:“woxuyaorenshou,yuekuaiyuehao!”
五分钟后。
lianggeheibeixin,yigedatuiguduanlie,manlianlenghandibaotuikaozaijiuhuchelunzishang,lingyigeshuangtuiwudang,buduanfachuaihao。
chenbeidouzuijiaoyuqing,shouchibangqiugunhengzaiyigeheibeixinbozishang,tuozhetalaidaolelanganbian。
kanzheduimianheiyayadeyipian,taxindiyoudianfanzao,zijiashizijiazhi,yidongshoutajiujingjuegaogulezijideshenshou,buzhidaoshibushijiushuduanlian,ganjuezijibijiyiliruolebushao。
huyebeishouzhanzaichenbeidouduimian,shencaigaoda,lianshangxiezheyitiaodaoba,shenchuanheisefengyi,biliangshangjiazheyuanxingdemojing。renxiaoqingyiweizaitapangbian。shenhoushishilaigeshushouerlideheibeixin。gengyuanchushisanliangqiheideyueyeche。
“wozaishuoyibian,sashou,gunguolaijiwodenvrenxiaguirencuo,xingxuwoxinqingyihao,hainengjiniliuyitiaogebochifan!”
chenbeidoupiaoleyiyantianshang,chilidibahunguoqudeheibeixinguadaolanganshang,huitoushuodao:“huyeshiba,biedebushuo,wojiuwenni,nidenvrenhegoutuizishanzizhandao,lanzhujiuhucheburangguo,bingrenweizaidanxi,yishenghejiashuxiaguikuqiu,tamenquandangmeikanjian,youmeiyoudaoli,gaibugaisi!”
huyehaobuyouyudidadao:“meiyoudaoli,queshigaisi!”
cihuayichu,renxiaoqinghunshenzhandou,manlianjinghaidewangxiangshenbiandenanren。
huyeyanjingyimi,jinjiezheshuodao:“dantamenshiwohuyedenvrenheshouxia,meiliyeshili,gaisibunengsi,youqilunbudaoniyigefeiwuzhishouhuajiao。jiuhucheliderenmingbuhao,ernishizijizhaosi!”
“zuihouyicijinijihui,biejilianbuyao,renfangxia,fouzelaozijinwanjiurangniquweiwangba!”
baqishizudefangyanlingrenxiaoqinghenbudelijipudaozheigenanrenshenshang,xiangtengmanyiyangsisichanzhuta。
chenbeidousikaoleyixia,wendao:“renfangxia,nimenjijiuhucheranglu。”
huyelengxiaodao:“zaidongdou,meirenganhewotantiaojian!”
“woshuoguo,yudaowodenvren,shitamingzhonggaisi!”
chenbeidoudiandiantou,meizaifeihua,jushouyitui,heibeixinzhuiluoqiaoxia,putongyishengjianqiyidapianlanghua。
“yudaolewo,shinimingbuhao!”
chenbeidouditoukanxianghemian,dandanshuodao。
“找死!”
huyedanu,yihuishouxialingdao:“xingchendefeiwuduochengbakuai,zhuangmadaichenheweiwangba,jiuhucheliderenganchulai,bingsiguihecheyiqituixiahe!”
huyehoushengrulei,dahelianganshubairentingdeqingqingchuchu,xuduorenfennudiwozhulequantou,quesheyutadexiongcan,wuyirenganchutou。
shilaigeheixizhuangrulangsihudichongshanglai,chenbeidoupiaoleyiyantianshang,xinlimaleyishengkengdiehuo,kaozhelanganbaikaijiashizhunbeiying。
jueduilieshideqingkuangxia,tayemeibiaoxianchubandianhuangzhang,dabuguodabuletiaohetaosheng。
renxiaoqingjidongdelianshangfahong,hujiahuweidao:“dasita,buzhangyandegoudongxi,ganhehuwo,jiwodasita!”
“haiyoujiuhuchelidebingsigui,doushiyinweita,woyitianhaoxinqingdoumeile,liancheyiqirengheli,rangtazhaolongwangyekanbing。”
lingyiduiqibarenlinzhegunbang,zhibenjiuhucheerqu。
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