第1章
“自己想办法！”
“niyigedaochamendefeiwu，buzhidaozijideshenfenma？youshenmezigexiangsujiazhangkou！”
sujialaozhaizhong，mianduichenbeidoujiezhiyibaiwanyiyaofei，weibinsiqizijiumingdeqingqiu，sulaotaitaiyikouhuijue。
chenbeidouyiliannanyizhixin：“yingyingkeshinideqinsunnv！”
sulaotaitaibuweisuodong：“sujiashangshangxiaxiajibaikou，nagebushiwoqinqi？sheiyushidoushenshouxiangjialiyaoqian，qibushiluanletao！”
“biefeihua，zheigekouziwoshibuhuikaide！”
chenbeidouyanqianfahei，zuanquantoudihoudao：“takeshitinidangqiang，caijindeicu！”
laotaitaiyishenglengheng：“wokanweibiba，jiusuanzhenshitajiudewo，sujiayemeiyousuibianwangwainaqiandeguiju！”
“名不正言不顺！”
tangmeisukeyubangqiangdao：“biewangnixifulianshangtiejinle，chengtianzhuangqinggaodezuiren，taizhaorenhen！wokanqiangshoujiushichongtalaide，taxiangzhuanainaidangtisigui，shoujiaotaimancaibeidazhong！”
mianduilaotaitaihetangmeidiandaoheibaideshuoci，chenbeidouqidemanlianzhanghong，henbudepushangsiletamen。
zuizhongtashenxiyikouqi，mianqiangyazhuxiongzhongfanyongdenuhuo，yiyuanbuduanfalaicuikuanduanxin，tameigongfuhesujiarenzhiqi。
yituiyizi，touyebuhuichulemen。
sukeyubuyiburao，zaihoumiandashenggonghuo：“nainainikanjianmei，zheifeiwudeyanshenxiangshiyaochilewomen，gujishibiezhehuitouzhaowomensuanzhangni！”
“yangbushudebaiyanlang！”
chenbeidouqianjiaogangchumen，zhangmuniangjiufalaishitiaoliushimiaodeyuyin，suifuyizhangsukeyingtangzaiiculidezhaopian。
chenbeidouhulvelesuyumeitaotaobujuedemanma，ningshizhezhaopianzhongcangbairuzhi，danyiranmeilijuelundelianpang，xinkouyizhenjutong，anzifashinapafenshensuigu，yeyaobatajiuhuo。
tasannianqianzhongshanghunmi，beisukeyingcongjiangzhongjiuqi，hunshenshangxiameiyourenheshenfenzhengming，haishuaihuailenaozi，sangshiledabufenjiyi。
sukeyingfeidanchuqianbatashenshangdeshangzhihao，haibawujiakeguidetashouliuzaishenbian，zuihouzaifuqinyisixiangbizhixia，gengzaixingtucuicanzhiji，weishenyutazheigeqiongxiaozi，chengweitadeqizi。
sukeyingtianshenglizhi，haochengdongdoudiyimeinv。
tabenshenyishutianfujingren，nvtuanchushen，zaidangshiyijingxiaoyoumingqi，shoudaowushurenzhuipeng！
jiehunxiaoxiyijingchuanchu，zaiquanlixianqitaotianjulang，jidachuanmeiwangzhanbengkui，wangshangmashengyipian，zaijiashangyouxinrencongzhongxingfengzuolang，bianzaochuwushuheiliao，sukeyingzaishiyeyiluoqianzhang，daoxianzaijihuwurenwenjin。
chenbeidoushizhongxinhuaikuijiu。
jibiansukeyingshizhongbukenhetatongfang，jinjinbatadangchengxuyaozhaogudedidihuobuzhongyongdeyuanzhongpengyou，dantazaojiuzaichaoxixiangchuzhongaishanglezheigeshanliangdeguniang，ganyuanweiletafuchuyiqie。
yitianqian，sujialihuijieshu，sanchangzhishi，buzhicongnamaochuyigeqiangshou，duizhunlaotaitaijiuyaokaiqiang。sukeyingjishituikailaotaitai，zijiquexiongkouzhongqiang。
renzhijiejinleicu，yishengshuozhishaoyaozhunbeiyibaiwandeyiliaofei，meixiangdaolaotaitaifanlianburenzhang。
sukeyingzaoyiguoqi，tamenyijiasikouquankaoyigeyuebaqiankuaidejiazujijinguohuo，shangnanongzheiyibaiwanqu？
chenbeidouyiyaoya，shidaorujin，zhinenghuochuquzheizhanglaolian，shangmenquqiuyingyinghezijiyiqianzaiquanzhongdelaoguanxile。
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“yingjie，jintiandeenqingwojixiale，jianglaiyoushininzhiguanjiaowo，futangdaohuozaisuobuci！”
danghongliuliangzhaoyixuanxinshidandandehuayuruzaierbian。
“duibuqi，chenxiansheng，womenyixuanzaigebijunpaixi，fengbishiguanli，womenxianzaiyelianxibushang，yaobuningaitianzailai？”
zhaoyixuanjingjirenbachenbeidoulanzaigongzuoshidamenqian，yanyugongjing，danshenqinglengdan。
chenbeidoutaitouyangwangzhebolimuqianghouderenying，zaoyuliaodaozheiyangdejieguo，danxinzhonghaishizhibuzhuyongqibeiaideqingxu。
yulequan，minglichang，shifeidi。
renhongshi，kandaodedoushixiaolian，yiguoqi，**doushiliangde。
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“ninkanzheishiqiaobuqiao，womenjiachengzigangmailebieshu，daikuansanqiansibaiwan，yigeyaohaishihaojiwan，zaijiashangyizhenggetuanduihaojishirenyaoyanghuo，shoutoushizaibukuanyu......yaobu，ninzaizhaoqitapengyoukankan？”
“chengzishuopabeinichuanran，rangwochulaibangtabiaogetai，dangchuguanxijiumeiduohao，gengbietixianzaile，nindelianbuzhiyibaiwan，nimenyouzheigegongfu，qubiedemiaobaibaiba。”
“niwenniyoushenmebing？qiongbing！”
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zheiyitian，sukeyingjieqiandexiaoxizaiquanzilibujingerzou，chenbeidouyikoushuimeilaidejihe，dingzhesanshiduodudegaowenzaidongdoushisichubenbo。
beiqiushangmendemingxingbushichumen，jiushidujia，meiyouyigelulian，jieqiangengwucongtanqi。
yitianxialai，benshifanweinei，nengzhaodejihudouzhaobian，waididedianhuaquandoudabutong，daozuihouchenbeidougulinglingdizhanzaiditiezhantaishang，kanleyiyanshoujishangyiyuanyuelaiyuebunaifandecuikuanxinxi，jinbuzhubiziyoudianfasuan，buzhidaoxiayizhangaiqunali。
zheishishoujiyixiang，wangyungefalaiyitiaoxinxi：“biezhetengle，laizhuyuanhuiguan，yingjiedangchubijingtixieguowo，qianwojijiejue！”