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小说简介

《moriyouxi:diyigeqiushengzhe》shiyibukourenxinxiandechuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo,youwudingfenggeqiaomiaobianzhiercheng。gushizhong,chuyanchuxingfengjinglileyixiliejingxiancijidemaoxian,tongshiyemianlinzheneixindezhengzhahexuanze。tongguoyutarendexiangchuheyuziwoduihua,chuyanchuxingfengchengzhangweiyigezhenzhengyongganheyouzerenganderenwu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanleqingganyuzhihui,ranernvziqueweiweiyaoleyaotou:“bushifeihua,xiangniwozheiyangzhenzhenghuozhederen,zaizheigeshishangkebingbuduojian。”chuyandemeitou……jiangjiduzhedailaiwujindesikaohedutedetiyan。

精彩章节

褚焱是个穿越者。

yangelaishuo,shigezhongshengzhe。

zhishitazhongxinhuoleshijinian,zhijinmeiyougaodongzijichuanyuedeyiyizaina。

congyigexiandaidoushishehuichuanyuedaolingyigetongdengshuipingdexiandaidoushishehui,gefangmiandoudachabucha。

而且还没有金手指。

tahualehenduojingliheshijianqutanxunguozheigeshijieshifoucunzaishenmeyinzangdechaofanliliang,qitujiekaiweizhidezhenxiang,danzuizhongdejieguozhinengzhengmingshitaduoxiang。

zheigeshijiedagailvzhendeshiyigeputongdexiandaikejishijie,xianxiangzhongdechaofanliliangsihugentawuyuan。

xiangyaohundehao,haishidekaoziji。

kexi,suiranlianggeshijiedewenyuzuopinqueshiyouchabie,qianshidegequ、xiaoshuo、dianyingdengzhimingidzuopinzaizheigeshijiedoubucunzai,tasihukeyizoudoushiliuwenchaogongluxian。

danshizaimeiyouwaiguafuzhudeqingkuangxia,zheijianshisihuyemeiyouxiangxiangzhongdeneimerongyi。

qianshidetazhishigepujiedewumingwangluozuojia,meiyoushenmetezhang。

zheiyishisuirankenengshiyinweichuanyuezhongshengdeyuanyin,tadejiyili、shenjingfanyingsudu、shentiqiannengdengdengjichusuzhiqueshichaoyuechangrenbushao。

danyemeiyouqiangdadaoqianshikanguodedongxiquandounengqingxixiangqidedibu。

youshiziranshiyoude,qianshiyishengdejiyiduoshaoyesuanshiyibizhenguidecaifu,danzheibicaifubingmeiyouyiqiankanguodewenchaogongleixiaoshuoneimerongyiliyong。

顶多能用来装个逼。

suoyizhonghuoshibanian,tayibianshangxue,yibianzhongshilaobenxing,zhongxinxieqilewangluoxiaoshuohunfanchi。

henduoqianshinengdahuodeshedinghaishinengnalaijizheigeshijiedeshuyoumenkaikaiyanjiede,zaiqianshiyijingxielaodegouxuetaolu,zaizheigeshijieyechengleshuangdianmijidetashanzhiyu。

suiranmeiyouzhenzhengbaohuoguo,danjiu**deqingkuangxiayesuanchengjifeiran,zhuandianxiaoqianqianmuyouwenti。

zheiyishishigeguer,mazizhuandeqiangongtazijirichangkaixiaoyijingshichuochuoyouyudele。

ruguotaderenshengyeshiyibenxiaoshuo,neidagaikeyiqumingwei:

《guanyuchuanyuezhongshengdewoyongqianshiwangwentaoluzaiyishijiehunchidengsiladiyejiexiaxianzheijianshi》

chuyan:dagongshibukenengdagongde,zheibeizibukenengdagong,zhinengchoukongxiexiepujiexiaoshuocainengweichideleshenghuozheiyangzi!

chang、tiao、rapyoubuhui,lanqiuyebufeida。

shangwangjiugenhuijiayiyang,shupingqulideganjuebijialishufuduole!

shuyoumengegedoushirencai,zhangdeyigebiyigeshuai,shuohuayouhaoting,wochaoxihuangentamenliaotiande!

……

suoyisuiranchuyanshichangbaoyuanzijihaoburongyichuanyuezhongshengyici,riziqueyijiuguodepingdanrushui,buxiangxiaoshuolizhujiaomenderenshengneiyang**,danyaoshuotaguodebuhao,neiyeshiwanwanbunengde。

tayezaojiukankaile,renshengzaishi,buruyicaishichangshi,richangshenghuozhongnayouzheimeduohanchanglinlidedouzhidouyonghechanmianfeicedegouxueganqing?

wuliaosuanbushangshenmedawenti,dabulepingshiduozhaodianlezi。

……

“**!有蟑螂!”

“caonimd!zheishenmezaocandian?baozilijurannengchichuzhanglang!”

“zheimeyanzhongdeweishengwenti,nimenshizaiguyihairenba?laoziyaoquweishengjugaonimen!”

……

qingchendejiedaoqianfang,jishengxuannaodejiaoxiaodapolewenxinhexiedeqifen,yedaduanlechuyanfasandesixu。

tabuyoutaitoukanqu,quejianzijijingchangquchi、jintianyezhengzhunbeiqudezaocandianli,lianggeliuliliuqideqingnianzhengzaiyuqikuazhangdedashenghanjiaozhe。

qizhongyigeranzhehuangmaodeqingnianshouliniezheyizhifengkuangzhengzhazhedexiaoqiang,yibianzhanshijidianlisuoyoudekerenkan,yibianhaiguyishendaozaidianlimaizaocandeshaonvyanqian,dashengzhizejiakonghe。

xiaoguniangzhishigefayuyoudianguotoudegaozhongsheng,zhangdeqingchunkeren,yikanjiushiguaiguainvdeleixing,pingshinalijianguozheizhongjiashi,cishiyijingbeihedekuaikuchulaile,quehaizaileiyanposuodejieshi:

“bu…buhuide!wobamahenjiangweisheng,dianlidehuanjingyeshihegede,womendebaozilibukenenghuiyouzhanglang!erqiezheihaishihuode……”

“zenme!nishishuolaoziguyienima?a!”

mingyanrendoukandechulai,zheiliangxiaohunhunjiushizaiguyizhaocha,lianjiekoudouzheimefuyan。

dianlidekerendoubeihedaole,yilianxianedekanzhetamen,queyebuganduoguanxianshi,zhishiduodeyuanyuande。

youmeiyourentongqingshaonvdezaoyuhaibuqingchu,danxinligujidouzaidamahuiqi。

chuyanjianci,dunshiyanqianyiliang:

这乐子不就来了吗?

xianzaizheiniantouhainengyudaozheizhongdijideezhanaoshiqingjiekeburongyi!

tamashangjiudabuxiangqianganqu,wanruyizhizhaodaolemubiaodeliequan!

raneryourendesudubitagengkuai,tingdaoyourennaoshi,zhengzailiwumanghuodeyigezhongniandashuchuanzheweiqun、linzheganmianzhangjiuchulaile。

tashenxingyidongjiudangzaishaonvmianqian,miansepingdandeduixiaohunhunkaikoudao:

“youshenmeshigenwoshuo,biehedaowonver。”

zheishigeyouxietuifeidezhongniannanren,daizhechushimao,huziyouxielacha,danyijiusuanshigetingyoumeilideshuaidashu,wuguanduanzhengerjianyi,nongmeidayande。

youqishimianduixiaohunhunshineifudanrandezitai,gengjiapingtianjifenwenzhongkekaodechengshumeili。

kandechulai,tanverjichengdeshitadejiyin。

buguoxiaohunhunkebuguanzheixie,jiandaodianzhuchulaitagengxiaozhangle:

“nishilaobanshiba?wozainidianlichichulezhanglang,nishuozheishizenmejiejueba?”

zhongnianlaobankanleyiyantashoulihuolishizudexiaoqiang,nalihainengbuzhidaotamendemude。

tayanjingweiweimiqi,gangyaoshuoxieshenme,raneryigexiaozhangdeshengyinquexianyibuzaihoufangxiangqi:

“wei!neigehuangmao!nitmhunnatiaodaoshangde?gandaolaozidedipanshangpahuo,nitmhuoniwaile?”

zhongrenfenfenzhuantoukanqu,quejianyigeshencaigaogaoshoushoude、liuzheyitousuifadelengjunshaonianzhengyilianbushuangdezoulai,zhizhehuangmaopokoudama,taidubizhilianggehunhungengjiaxiaozhang。

suoyourendouyilianmengbi,zhiyouzaocandianlaobandenverkanjiantahouluchulejingyadebiaoqing:

“褚焱同学?”

tadeshengyinhenxiao,chuletadiemeirentingdao。

tayeyincirenchulezheigeshaonian,haoxiangshinverdetongxue,jingchanglaichizaocan。

yishuanglijincangsangdeyanjingbuyouweiweimiqi,lianshangluchuleyifenyiweishenzhangdejingtibiaoqing:

yingxiongjiumei?zheixiaozipabushixianggongwojiabaicai!

zheiyidianchuyanbingmeiyoufaxian,zairuyuanchengweixianchangdejiaodianhou,tajixuzhizhelianggehunhundebizijiaoxiaodao:

“zhenggexuequchengnagerenbuzhidaozheitiaojieshiwohuanhailuxiaodaolongzhaozhede,nimenlianggexiaobiesangandaozheilizhaocha,shibushijuedenilonggewotibudongdaole?”

tadetaidushizaitaiguoxiaozhang,yizhiyulianggexiaohunhunsuirankantanianqing,danyebuganguozaoxiadinglun,zhishizhuaneryongjiaoxiaodefangshishitandao:

“nalimaochulaidexiaoguitou,maodoumeizhangqiyechulaixuerenjiahunshehui!”

“shenmehuanhailuxiaodaolong?tingdoumeitingshuoguo!xiaozi,nihunnade?”

lingyigetizhepingtoudaizheerdingdezhuangshiqingnianshenzhizhijietaochuleyibahudiedao,hualihushaodeshualeliangquanhoudaofengzhizhemianqiandeshaonian,xiangkankantadebiaoxian。

yibanrenkandaotamentaochudaojukendinghuidouluchuhaipajidandebiaoqing,zhiyaotapale,neijiuhaoqifule。

nachengxiangchuyansihaobuhuang,bieshuohaipale,tashenzhizhijieyigeqianchongpuleshanglai。

shanshendongnianjian,chuyanyizhishouzhuazhupingtounanchidaodeshouwantuidaoyibian,lingyizhishougaogaoyangqi,zhijieyigeshidalichendebazhangjiuhudaoletadenaodaishang。

shouzhanggenbuhenhenmingzhongerhougenweizhi,pingtounanlianhangyishengdouzuobudaojiubeipaidaozaidi,danaowengwengzuoxiang,yizhentianxuandizhuan,bantianpabuqilai。

“bugantongrenxiajushenme?”

dawanrenyejiusuanle,chuyanhaibuxiedecuileyisheng,taidusuiyi,jiazazhexiaozhanghexianqi。

xiayibuyijingmabutingtidelaidaohuangmaodemianqian,shenxingyicuotuijiaoyiban,dangchangjiuanzhetadehoulongbatazadaodishang。

taishouyongshoubeipapadepaizhehuangmaodelian,chuyanluchuleyifuwuyinggetongkuanbiaoqing:

“xiaozi,chulaihunyaojiangshili,yaojiangbeijingde!wozaiwenniyici,nihunnade?”

zheiyichuandongzuoshizaitaikuaitaijianlian,kuaidaohuangmaogenbenfanyingbuguolai,cishibeianzaidishang,houlongbeikahoubeijutong,tanalihaibuzhidaozijipengdaotiebanle。

tabuganzaijiaoxiao,lianmangrensongdao:

“biedongshou!wogendonggede!donggenizhidaoma?jiansheludageda,xinjinkangbazi,laoniubile!nikendingtingshuoguo!shuobudingzanmenhaishizijirenni!”

“shenmedonggexigenigede!tingdoumeitingshuoguo,nalipaochulaidexiaohunziba?”

chuyanyoubushizhendehunheide,nalitingshuoguoshenmedongge,xiangdoumeixiangjiuchizhiyibibiaoshibuxie:

“yedui,lianwodaoyedemingtoudoumeitingshuoguo,kendingyeshangbuleshenmetaimian。”

tayixiayixiadepaizheduifangdelian,siyifengcidao:“gaolebantian,yuanlaishixiao——bie——san!”

xiaohunhundunshiqideliansetonghong,queyingshiwufabaituochuyandeqianzhi,zhinengzaoshoulianfanwuru,zhijuederenshenghuian,xinzhongyijingshengchu“bubaocichoushibuweiren”deyuanhen。

zheiyidianchuyandangrankandechulai,dantaquesihaobuzaiyi。

tayebushidiyicizuozheizhongshile,zheijinianquankaozheixiexiaohunzizhaolezi,genbenmeizaipade。

zhenzhengjianshiguotashouduanderen,zhihuijuedehuangmaotainianqing。

tazhijieqiangguohuangmaoshoulihaimeirengdiaodexiaoqiang,yibasaijintazuili,haisisiduzhuletadezui:

“aichizhanglangxiandebaozishiba?neijiuchiganjing,bielangfei!”

“呜呜唔~”

zaichuyandeqilingxia,huangmaozuizhongzhinengyanxialezuilidexiaoqiang,exindezhifanwei。

haozaichuyanbingmeiyoujixugaota,zuihoujinggaoletayijujiufangkaileshou:

“jiwogun!xiacizaiganlaizheitiaojienaoshi,wotmzhijiefeilenimen!”

“yaoshibufuqineijiuandaoshangdeguijuban,jiaoduoshaorenlaozidoufengpei,bietmjiwogaoshenmediurendexiaoshouduan!”

“tinghaole,laozixingbugengmingzuobugaixing,chujiaershaochuxingfengshiye!nimenyaoshiyoubenshijinguanlaihangchengyigaozhaowo!nongbusinimenwojiubuxingchu!”

chuyanshuowan,huangmaoyijingfuqileyunyunhuhudepingtou,cishifenhendekanletayiyan,liuxiayijubiaozhungeshidehenhuajiuhuangmangchetuile:

“chuxingfengshiba?nijiwodengzhe!jintiandechangziwomenkendinghuizhaohuilaide!”

tamenzouhou,suoyourendousongleyikouqi,danshimeiyourenjiaohao。

tamenkanzhechuyandeyanshenbigangcaidelianggehunhunyemeihaodaonaqu,erqiehaiduolejifenweiju。

zhiyoushaonvcishihaiyouxiemengbilengshen:

chuxingfengbushigebiyibandefuerdaima?chuyantongxueganmabaotademingzi?

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