“xiaohuozi，lianguowushu？”
zhongnianshuaidashulaobannazheyitiroubaoheyidawanxiandoufunaofangdaochuyanmianqianzuoxia，suikouxunwenleyiju。
chuyanyebukeqi，naqikuaizijiujialegedaroubao：
“yiqianmeishilianguojishou，liangnianbagualiangnianbaji，haiyousanniansanda，pingshiyewanwananqibingxieshenmede，naibuzhuxingzimeixuejing，buguoduifusanwugehunhunbuzaihuaxia。”
zheishiqianxudeshuofa，qishishitachuanyuehouxiangzhaozhaozheigeshijieyoumeiyouchaofanliliang、guoshutixishenmede，yushicongxiaojiukaishizhaogezhongyinmichuancheng，daochubaishixueyi。
suiranmeizhaodaorenhechaofandeliliang，danzhangzhechuanyuezhezaohuihaiyouzhongshengzhedeshentiyoushi，haishixuedaoleyixietuijiaogongfu，chengdeshangshiyigelianjiazi。
bibushangwangshangshuodeneixietiyushengnengyingkangqiangpaodixuezhongsheng，danshiqifuqifuxunchangrenhaishimeiwentide。
“huo~，xuedehaizhengouzade。”
dashuxiaolexiao，kaikouganxiedao：
“duoxienilujianbupingbadaoxiangzhu，buguoyihouzheizhongshiqinghaishijiaojiwomendarenlaichuliba，ninianjiqingqingmeibiyaomaoxiandezuizheixiebusanbusidehunzi，buzhidang。”
tashizhenxinweiwanbeizhexiang，nazhichuyantingwanquexiaodao：
“dashu，wokannijiushibudongma！zheigeshehuinianqingcaishiyoushisuozai，woxianzaikehaishiweichengnian！erqiehaishigeguer，tianbupadibupa！”
“faneryaoshidengwochaoguoshibasuizaizhaolezijiumeiyoufalvpiantanle！daoshihoucaibunengsuibiandaren。”
chuyan：wohaishigehaizi！jpg
duimiandashuzhijiebeitazhengbuhuile。
zenmedaotaneiguerheweichengnianhaichengyoushile？
zheixiaozihuodehaitingtongtou！
“nixuewujiushiweiledarenma？”
“budarenwoxuetaganma？woxuetadeshihoubuzhiaileduoshaoda，chileduoshaoku，bucongbierenshenshangzhaohuilaiwobudekuisi？”
“buguowoyezhidaqianbiande**，yinweiwodeliangxinbuyunxuwoqifulaoshiren。”
“suoyinishixiangdangyingxiongshiba？”
大叔哑然失笑。
tajuedezijidongle，xiangchuyanzheiyangnianqingyouyoudianwuyibangshendexiaohuozi，queshihenrongyiyouzheizhongxiangfa。
dongfangshidegerenyingxiongzhuyi，bujiushichengeyangshandedaxiama？
kexi，zhangdahoujiuhuimingbaizheizhongxiangfazhishiyizhongkexiaodeheilishibale。
ranerqishitabingbushizhendedong。
chuyansanliangkoutunxiashoulidebaozi，duitafanlegebaiyan，yilianwuyu：
“dashunibushihaimeiguozhongerqi？haiyingxiong？”
“wozhishijuederenshengtaiwuliaole，danchunxiangzhaodianlezieryi。”
“birushuojintianzheiliangge**wojiubiandehenhaipi！”
dashuchediwuyu，biaoqingyouxiejiangying。
zheixiaozidesixiangmouzhongyiyishanglaishuoyinggaisuanshifeichangweixiandenayileirenleba？
“zongzhiwulunruhe，duoxienibangmangle。”
“biekeqile，gequsuoxulejiudang，bijingwogenninverhaishitongbantongxue，bangdianxiaomangyehenzhengchangma！wohaichaoguoninveryingyushijuanni，jiusuanchepingleba。”
“e？keshiwojidexiaoxitabushipiankeyanzhong，bingbushanzhangyingyuma？”
“duia！suoyineitianlaoshirangsuoyoubujigedetongxuebashijuanchaoyibian，woneibianshitaqiangzheyaotiwochaode。”
chuyanshuozhe，badoufunaohewanhou，youzhuijialeyiju：
“zijiyebuzhidaogaiyixia，haiwofazhanyijieke，laoshihaifeishuoshiwoqiangponvtongxue，kebawoyuandeya！”
“fanzhengcongneizhihouwojiuzaimeichaoguotarenhezuoye。”
“hahaha……keke~，queshishixiaoxidefenggele，niyinggaizhidao，tabushiyouyide。”
“neiqueshi，xiangtazheiyangdenvshengzaixianzaizheigeshidaiyesuanshiqipale，nibatabaohudehenhao。”
wojuedehaishinigengqipayidian。
laobanxiaolexiao，zaixinlimomotucaoleyiju。
qifendaozheilihaisuanhexie，ranerjiuzaizheishichuyanqueturanxiaoyinyindeshitanleyiju：
“huashuohuilai，jiusuanmeiyouwo，dashuqishizijiyegaodedingba？”
conggangcaitajiukanchu，yanqiandetongxuetadiemianduilianggehunhunnaoshidetaidumingxianjiubutongyuchangren。
neizhongdandingziruodetaidu，kanlianggehunhunrukanliangzhididengshengwudeyanshen，haiyouneishuanghanguangsishedemimiyan，yijingbaoluchutadebufanzhichu。
jiashangchuyanyixiwuzhedeyanguang，hainengkanchutaqixiyouzhang、jiaobuchenwen、xiapanjianren，shentigezhongxijiedouziyouyitaomendao，sihubennengdejiebeizhezhouweikenengfashengdeweixian。
suoyitacaice，zheiweidashukongpayeshiweilianjiazi，erqieshuobudinghaishicidaogaoshou！
zheirangtalailexingqu，yushiyouciyiwen。
zhongnianlaobanquehaimeiyoulinghuitadeyisi，zhishiyouyoudehuidao：
“dangran，xianzaishifazhishehui，baojingkeyihuanhedaduoshuwenti。”
chuyanshenmiyixiao，zaicitixing：“nizhidaowoshuodebushizheigeyisi。”
“嗯？”
kongqishunjianningzhonglejifen。
laobanmiqileyanjing，yanshenyouxiemoming，sihushizaishenshizhemianqiandeshaonian。
piankehou，tasihuquedingleshenme，turanshenmidexiaoleqilai：
“wodongle！kanlainiyebushiputongren，zhishaozhidaoxiedongxi。”
“yedui，zheijiunengjieshinideshenshoule，weilezheiyitiannimenzhunbeihenjiuleba？”
褚焱顿时懵逼了。
啥玩意？
(⊙-⊙)？？？
“bale，nengzhaodaowoyesuanshinidebenshi，kanzaixiaoxidefenshangwokeyijiniyicijihui，buguonengbunengbawodezhujiukannizijidezaohuale。”
“haiyou，wulunchenggongyufou，nidoubixuzunshouguiju，bunengxieluwodexinxi，yaoburanjishiwoyijingtuiyile，xiangshoushiniyigexinrenhaishiqingqingsongsongdeshiqing，jiusuanguanfangderenyebuhuibangni，mingbailema？”
chuyanwanquanlengzhule，renbuzhuzhoujinlemeitou。
nitmdaodizaishuoxieshenmeluanqibazaode？
ranerxiayimiaotajiumingbaiduifangshuodeshishenmele。
yuzhixiangduideshi，taliangshiweirenjixudesanguanyezaizheiyikexinranposui！
“ding！wanjia‘shangui’xiangnifalaiyouxiyaoqing，niyihuodezhutianwuxianmorimaoxianyouxi《wanweimori》delinshiwanjiashilianzige。”
“niyou24xiaoshideshilianzhunbeishijian，ruodaojishijieshurengweizhudongjinruyouxi，shiweifangqiyouxizige，yihoujiangyongyuanbeibenyouxigejue。”
“wanjiagerenxinxilanzairuzhong……wanjialinghuntianfujihuozhong……chushifubensuijixuanzezhong……”
suizheerbianxiangqidejixiehechengsheng，haizaizhenjingzhongdechuyandunshijinruleyizhongshenermingzhidezhuangtai，ganjuezijideyishizhongsihuyoumouzhongtezhibeiyindong，kuaiyaoshenghuaerchu。
tabuyouzizhudefangxiajinghaideqingxu，kaishiqidaibianhuadedaolai。
ranerjiuzaizheishi，shengyinquechuxianleyichang，biandeshizhenerguguai。
“ganyingdaoyichangchaoweishikongxinxisu，wanjiachushiliuchengfashengteshuyidong……”
“ding！jiancedaowanjiayongyoushuangzhonglinghuntezhi，jihuoshuangzhonglinghuntianfu，wanjiameiyueyouxicishutishengweiliangci。”
“wanjiagerenxinxilanyijiazai，qingzaiqizhongchakanxiangxitianfuxinxi。”
“shoulinghuntianfuxiaoguoyingxiang，chushifubenbuzaiyouxitongsuijixuanding，gaiweiwanjiazizhuxuanze。”
褚焱：嗯？？？
sihu……fashengleshenmebutongxunchangdelianhuanyichangshijian？
erqie，woshenweichuanyuezhedewaiguahaoxiangzhongyudaozhangle？
《wo，chuanyuezhe，zaichaofanyouxilikaiguashengji》！
haoba，takaiwanxiaode，buguozhishaoyouyijianshishinenggoumingquexialaile。
zhongshengshibanian，shijiezhongyuzaichuyandemianqianzhanxianchuleyinzangzhedebingshanyijiao！