《muzongtaitaiyaolihun，kuaihuijiahong》zhongderenwushedinghenbaoman，meiyiweirenwudouyouzijichuxiandejiazhi，tuidongleqingjiedefazhan，tongshiyinchulesuqianqianmunanchendegushi，kandianshizu，《muzongtaitaiyaolihun，kuaihuijiahong》gushigenggai：yapoganxilai，suqianqiantuiwuketui。youjifenxinxu。“bukeneng，huangerenwodangranbuhuile。”nanrendeshouzhilezhichajidefangxiang。shangmianyiluochaopiaoshashiciyan。……
第16章
sufuzhoumei。“hei，nihaizhiyiqiwolaile，yangnizheimeda，nibujiushigaihuibaowodema？biebushihaodai。”
bushihaodai？laobahaobuliuqingmiandejiangxinlihuashuolechulai。
shuodaodianshangle，huibao？tadaoshixiang。
“niyiweisirenmishushineimehaodangde？”renjiaqinlvdoushipinlehaoduoniancailiuzaimushide。
jiusunuanyuneigejiaoshengguanyangdexingge，tazhidaozenmeshiwujuxidezuohaozhulidegongzuo？
zhipashigongzuobushizhuyaomude，goudamunanchencaishizhenba？
suxunliyouxiebunaifan。“wobuguan，zheijianshinigennanchentiyixia，wubijinkuaihuifu。”
“womadouzheiyangle，nixianzaishuozheixieheshima？”
“怎么不合适了？”
zheishihou，peichuangdewuayihuanghuangzhangzhang。“suxiaojie，furentaxingguolaile。”
suqianqianhuidaobingfang，jidongdezhuazhumuqindeshou。“ma，ninhaoxielema？”
xieyukanleyanta，suijikanxiangtashenhoudesuxunli。“laogong。”
“ayu，wozaini，niganjuezenmeyang？”tashuaikaisuqianqian，shenshouzhuazhulesufudeshou。
“laogong，wohaotenga，wozheishizenmele？”
suxunliweibukewendeningmei。“meishia，nibuxiaoxinshuaidaole，shangdaolegutou，yishengyijingzuowanshoushule。”
xieyulianshangdaizhetianzhendexiao，kanxiangsuxunlideshihou，shenzhiyouxieyilai，dui，jiushiyilai。
zheirangsuqianqianyouxiekanbudongle。“ma......”
“nishishei，nizenmejiaowoma？”
sufuhetaduishileyiyan，jieshibukezhixin。“ma，woshiqianqianna，woshinidenverqianqian。”
“qianqian？nihushuo，wonverhaihenxiao，tacaiwusui，nibushita，nipianren。”
zheishenmeqingkuang......
suqianqianbuzhidaogairuhexingrongcikedexinqing，laomazheishibatajiwangle？
怎么会这样？
xieyushuolejijuhuahou，jiuyouyunleguoqu。
“yisheng，yishengnikuaikankan，womataqingkuangzenmeyang？tahaoxiangwangjihenduoshi。”
zhuzhiyishengkanlekannaoctbaogao，“naobuyouyuxue，zanshixingshiyi，zheishizhengchangxianxiang。”
zhengchangxianxiang？“nei，shenmeshihouhuihuifuni？”
“zheijiushuobuzhunni，shuobudingjigeyue，youdeshenzhijinian。”
suqianqianyouxiewunai，naobudeyuxuesanjin，bushiyichaoyixide，sujiadehuanjingbushiheyangbing，sufuhesunuanyubu**haihao，tamenguyizhaocha，bieshuohuifu，bingqingyoudejiazhong。
laomazaicixinglaishi，suxunlinachushouji，“ayu，nijidenuanyuma？womendexiaonvernuanyu。”
xieyukanzheshoujilisunuanyudezhaopian，yanlihuranranshanglebingshuang。
“nazou，niyoujiangnidesishengnvxiangpianjiwokan，nishuoguoyaohaohaoduiwode，niwangle？”
muqinzhijidedangniandeshile，neishihoutahesufudouhainianqing，aidenonglie，yuanliangdeyehenqingyi，jijutianyanmiyujiuhonghaole。
“woshishuoguo，ninengjieshouqianqian，zenmejiubunengjieshounuanyuni，tayejiaonimama。”
xieyuhuitou，yongyizhongwenqingdedaizhezhiyideyanshenkanta。“ni，zhendeshiqianqian？”
“ma，shiwoa，woshiqianqian，zuiaichitudoudeqianqianna。”
xiaoshihoudeqianqianzuiaichitudoule，tudousi、zhashutiao、tudoudunrou、tudouni，doushitacanpanlidezuiai。
xieyufangfoyiqileshenme，zhuazhutadeshou。“qianqian，wodenverzhangzheimedale？”
“shi，ma，wohaopanixingbuguolaiya，qianqianzhangdale。”zhangdabaohumama。
xieyumoqutayanjiaodelei。
“shahaizi，yizhuanyanshijianguodefeikuai，malaole，keshiwozenmehaoduoshidoujibuqilaile？”
suqianqianyebangmuqincaganyanjiao。
“bulao，nihaihennianqingna，jibuqilaimeiguanxi，nizhixuyaozhidaoqianqianshizuiaimamade。”
munvliangliaodaohenwan，tamenliaolehenduoxiaoshihoudequshi。
zirandezhaidiaolesunuanyu，tayemeiyoutimuqinjingshenyouyidehuati，sheidoubuxianghurandezhizijiyoujingshenbing，xieyushimingmenguixiu，guzilideqinggao，rongbudezijiyouxiaci。
yaoshitazhidaozijizheimeduonian，shousufudelengbaolizhemo，haiyousunuanyuminglianlidejifengtiaoxin，tadejingshenhuishoubulede。
youshihou，hutuzongbiqingxingyaohaoguohenduo。
zheishihou，yourenqiaoleqiaobingfangdemen。“qingjin。”
dingyeshoulipengzheyishukangnaixin。“nihaosuxiaojie，wolaikankanayi。”
suqianqianyouxiejingya。“shini？”
jieguotashoulidehua，fangzaibizixiawenlewen，“xiexie。ma，nikuaikan，jiushidingyejiuleni。”
xieyulianshangyeshijingxi。“xiexiexiaoding，ayiduokuilenile。”
xiangdaoqianxietian，tahaishimanshendelangbei，rujindexieyuhuanleyishenganjingdebinghuanfu，lianshangyoulexiaoyi，huifuleyidian**demoyang。
“ayikeqile，ninhaoxielema？”
“haoduole，nishilaizhaowomenqianqiandema？wonverkeyouxiule，zhumingdefuchankeyisheng。”
“ma......”suqianqiandouyouxiebuhaoyisile。
tahaimeiliaodaozijihunjia，yemeiliaodaodingyededaolai，laomazenmejiuhuranchedaotatoushanglaile。
这是哪跟哪儿呀？
dingyexiaolexiao，ruyadelianshangdaizhezhencheng。“shima？neiwokeyaohaohaorenshiyixiasuxiaojiele。”
“neige，nibietingwomashuo，nijintianzenmeyoukongguolaile？”
taqishishixiangshuo，zuoweizheicishijiandeshouhaizhe，dingyewanquanmeibiyaolaidierci，tamenyuanbenjiusubuxiangshi。
“woyigepengyouzaiwaikezhuyuan，woshunbianguolaikankanayi。”
shoujishang，youxiaoxijinlaile。
shimunanchen。“nizainaerni？”
“有事吗？”
“niyebuguisujitianle，suqianqian，womenhaimeilini。”
shia，tadoukuaiwangletamenzhijian，haigezhepopohedagujiademaiyuan，haiyoutadebaiyueguangshuaizhedetui。
没离也不远了。
xinqingyixiaziyoudiedaogudi。
“zenmele，suxiaojieshiyoushenmeshima？”
“nikeyijiaowosuqianqian。”
“好的，浅浅。”
tahemunanchenshiqizhiwanquanjiongyideren。
munanchenlengmoshuli，duishenmeshidoubushitebieguanxin，kaikoujiumeishenmehaohua。
dingyequeshiqizhiruya，zhilanyushu，zilixingjianhexingweizuofeng，doutouluzhelianghaodejiajiaohesuyang。
duiyigemoshengdezhaoshizhe，tadounengxincunshanyisonglaijiuyi，danpingzheiyidian，jiushengguoxuduoren。
songdingyexialoudeshihou，haoqiaobuqiaozaiyiyuandemenkou，jingranyudaoledagujiemuhuaijin。
mudaxiaojiecongchechuanglitanchutoulai。“suqianqian，neinanrenshisheiya？”
haizhenshiwuqiaobuchengshu，zenmejiuzaizheierpengdaoletale？
“yigepengyou，laikanwoma。”
muhuaijinxianranbuxin。“shima？nimazenmele？youzhuyuanle？”
yigeyouzi，rangsuqianqianxinlidenuyishangyang。“jie，nihaiyoushima？meishidehuawoxianzoule。”
“ai，dengdeng，suqianqian，nihaizhenbazijidanggerenwule，jianlejiejiemeishuoliangjujiuyaozou，yuyuekanbingmiandoujianbuzhe，nidangzijishisheiya？”
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