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小说简介

chuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo《nengchushizhongkaofa,zheijiaohuaxiayuyankuifa?》,jinqidianjilvfeichanggao,jiangshuzhujiaochengyanmaliaodeaiqinggushi,shizuozhe“suiyuanmazi”dadasuozhu,zhuyaojiangshudeshi:changshanghaiyoubushaokaoshengrenweitadezheigejieshifeichangfuhechangli!bijingtamenzhiqiankanguodesanguoyanyide,limianderenjiushi……

精彩章节

后台。

fuzetaishangdapingdaziyuanzaitingdaochengyandehuayileng。

dazideshoudoumingxianchiyilexialai。

muguangzhuandaopangbianbeiyongdeshoukashang,genzhuchirenshuochulaidetimumingxianbudui。

zhuchirenzheidaotizenmegenzhulidijitadetimubuyiyang?

suiranchiyile,danzaitingdaochengyanhaizainianti。

bianyemeiguanzheimeduo,zhaozhechengyanshuodehuabazidalechulai。

yuedabiaoqingjiuyueguguai,zuihoukanzhezijidawanjihuyimoyiyangdezizhijiekaishihuaiyirenshengle。

咽了咽口水。

ganggangneigezhuchirenshizheiyangniandema???

tabuhuishidacuoleba???

我靠!!

zheibiandaziyuanzaihuaiyirensheng。

neibianshikeguanzhuxianchangdefuzerenmen,tingzhechengyanchudekaotiyeshiyimeng。

这是什么题?

congxianchangdechangwu、cehua、fudaoyan、zhipianfangmentingdaozheimingxianhezhiqianbuyiyangdetimushi,biaoqingyihuo。

直接傻眼了!

erzuoweiqizhongweiyilejieqingkuangdezhuli,daizaiyipangbugankaikou。

changwuzhengzhengkaikou:“chudetishizheigema?”

“zheiti…meizaishoukashangjianguoa!”fudaoyanmozhexiabayihuodao。

zhulizaipangbianxiaoshengdejieshidao:

“zhuchirenjianshoukashangdetimutaijiandanle,shuoyaojitamenshangdiannandu,jiubashoukasile!”

zhipianrenyanjingyiliang,suizhezhuliwendao:“nideyisishishuozheigezhuchirenwanquanshizaijixingfahui?”

“yinggai……shide…”zhuliyeyouxiebuganqueren,youbuleyiju:“dengzheitichuwanhouyaobuyaobazhuchirenhuanxialai?”

“huanshenmehuan!zheizhuchiren……henhao!”fudaoyanyipaishou,zhijiefanbozhulidejianyi。

语气里很是满意。

zhipianrenzaipangbiandiandiantou,zantonglefudaoyandehua。

“zheitichudeyouxiexinxianle,diyicijian!biwomenzhiqianshoukashangdetiqueshishishanglejicengloudegaodu!”

“erqie,zheigetimubieshuoneiqunlaowaile!”

“jiulianwokanlepingmushangmiandeneiduanhua,wodoudexiangyixiangzaikaikou!zheikebushiyibanrennengnianxialaidea!

erqiezheiduanhuadeduoyinzixianjingqueshihenxinqi!”

“duiyuwomenguorenlaijiang,douyoudianraokou,gengbieshuoyanbitiangaodelaowaile!”

fudaoyanshuodao:“shia!zheizhuchirenhaoxianghaishidiyicizhuchi,meixiangdaojiuyourucidecaihua!”

“zhiqianzenmemeikanchulaia!hahaha!”

zhipianrensaoleyiyan,turanfaxianshaoleyigeren,yiwendao:“duile,zongdaoyanni?kuaijiaoshangtayiqilaikankana!”

zhuligangadehuidao:“kenengshizaidasaogongweiba……”

“gongweishenmeshihoubunengdasao?rangtaxianfangyifang,jiaotayeyiqilaikankan!”

fudaoyanzaiyipangdazhesheng,yihuozhezheipogongweihaiyoushenmehaodasaode!

“ai!hao!”zhulidiandiantou,ganjinzhuanshenjiuwangwaixiaopaochuqule。

步伐有些凌乱。

jintianyoushishangweibuchenggongdeyitianni……

……

而台上。

zaichengyantichuwanhou,kaoshengmenzhengduimiandepingmushang,yebaneidaokaotidashangqule。

waiguokaoshengmenzaitingdaochengyanniankaotideshihou,biaoqingshangdaizhemingxianbuxie,zuijiaoyedaizheqingmiedexiaorong。

jiuzheizhongjiandandeti,yehaoyisidangzuokaotilaizuo?

zheigeniantouzhidaochengyannianwanhou,taitoukanxiangdaping。

buxiedebiaoqingdunshijiangyingzailelianshang,naodailidunshichengleyipianjianghu。

这是什么???

「renyaoshixing,ganyixing,xingyixing。yixingxing,xingxingxing;

yaoshibuxing,ganyixing,buxingyixing。yixingbuxing,xingxingbuxing。

yishang,xingfenbieshishenmeyisi?」

maliaodengdashuangyankanzhedapingshangdeti,nulilijieqizhongdeyisi。

banshangzhihou,zhijiezhanqilaishuodao:

“nimenhuaxiazheigetimuchuyouwenti!zheidoushiyiyangdezi!zheirangwomenzenmezuo?”

chengyanweiweiyixiao,xiaodao:“qingzheiweikaoshengbuyaoraoluankaoshizhixu,timumeiyourenhewenti!”

“haiyouyifenzhongshijianzuoda,qinggeweikaoshengxiexiazijidedaan!”

马里奥:……

kanzhechengyandebiaoqingbuxiangzuojia,maliaorenzheyiduzidehuozuoxialaile。

yankanzhedapingdeshijianyuelaiyueshao。

neiqunlaowaimendunshiyouxiejiaozaoleqilai。

yanbotingnei,shengyinzhujiancaozaleqilai。

……

genxianchangyiyang,wangshangyuanbenzaidanmushangjiaoxiaohuaxiayuyanhenrongyidelaowaimen,zaitingdaochengyanchudetimuhou,yigegedouzhijiemengle。

whatthefuck?

这听都听不懂……

nigaosuwozheishihuaxiadeyuyan?

jiulianyishibeitamendanmuqiangzhanyijiudezhibojianli,danmuyezaizhujianjianshao。

shijimiaohou,yuanbendanmushangyimiaojiqianshangwantiaoshuaxindedanmuzhijiexiaoshibujian,querdaizhidezeshiyipiankongbai。

erguoneiwangyoumentingdaozheigetimushi,diyifanyingyebushiquchaoxiaoguowaiwangyoudedanmu。

ershizaixiangzhechengyanshuodeneidaoti……

denghuier,tamenxianzaiyeyoudianermeilihao………

denghuierdenghuier!tingdeshihouhaibujuede……

xianzaiyikandapingshangdezier,zahaiyoudianmengni??

就这样…

zhibojianneizanshichuxianlepinghedezheiyifuchangjing。

场上。

julizuodahaiyouduanduande30miao。

kaoshengmenkanzhedapingshangyidianyidianliushideshijian,dunshikaishigengjiazhejile!

toukaozhetou,jirenweizaiyiqixiaoshengdiguzhe。

zaimaliaoshenpangdeyiweinanrenshouxianchusheng,diyigebiaodachulezijiduizheidaotidekanfa。

“worenwei,zheidaotilimiandexingjiushiyigeyisi!”

“tayongbutongdeshengdiaolaishuozheigezi,jiushiweilemihuowomen!yangaizhuzheiyigeshishi!”

“suoyi,zhenxiangzhiyouyige!neijiushitazai———”

“欲盖弥彰!”

jingtouzhuanbodaozheigenanrenshenshangshi,liandaizhetadeneiyifanhua,doubeisheyingjiludeqingqingchuchu。

guoneidewangyoumenzhujianhuiguoshenlaihou,jiutingdaozheiyangyifanhua。

直接人都笑拥了!

changshanghaiyoubushaokaoshengrenweitadezheigejieshifeichangfuhechangli!

bijingtamenzhiqiankanguodesanguoyanyide,limianderenjiushizheimeguijiduoduan!

liancaochuanjiejiandouxiangdechulai!

xianzailaiyishouyugaimizhang,yebushibukeneng!

huaxiarenyixianghuiguaiwanmojiao!

qizhongneiweijiaoxiaoguodemaliaokaosheng,gengshiduizheifanhuashuochulegengjiahelidejieshi。

“worenweitashuodedui!huaxiarenxihuanzaiyuyanshangsheyixiexianjing!erzheige「xing」zisuirantashuodebuyiyang,danshi!neidapingshangfenmingjiushiyigezi!suoyitajiushixiangwudaowomen!womenyidingbuyaoshangtadedang!womenyaoxuehuifanqidaoerxingzhi!”

kanzhezhouweiderendouduitabiaoshizantong。

maliaodexinxinyouqilaile!

zixindeshuodao:“suoyi,zheige「xing」tazhiyouyigeyisi,neijiushihaodeyisi!

nimenxiangxiang,womenzaigenbierenjiaoliudeshihou,yingbierendehua,youshihoushibushiyong「xing」laidaibiao「hao」ni!”

tingwanmaliaoshuodejieshihou。

neiqunkaoshenghuixiangleyixia,jingmeiyouyigefanbo。

xianranshizantongmaliaodezheifanshuocide!

随着时间越发紧迫。

tamenxianzaizuoweishangzuohao,ranhoushifenzixindenaqizhuoshangdebi,tianxiechuletamenrenweidezhengquedaan!

在放下笔后。

倒计时也刚好停下。

chengyankanzhunshijian,kaikou:“qingsuoyoukaoshengtingbi!jiangdaanfangliyujingtouzhixia!”

说完。

kaoshengmenanzhaochengyanshuodezuo,chengyanshenhoudedapingyijingqiehuanchengershiweikaoshengxiexiadedaanhuamianle!

十分统一的写成了:

“行=好!”

chengyankanleyiyanshenhoudedaping。

kanzhezheibishihuanghaitongyidedaan,xiaole。

kanzheneiqunkaoshenglianshangdaizheyidiandanyoudebiaoqing,huanhuanchechuleyimoxiao。

shuoleyijuyuhuatiwuguandehua。

“kanlaikaoshengmendouduguohongloumenga!”

erkaoshengmentingdaochengyanzheihua,xinxiayixi!

haiyiweichengyanshizaikuatamen!

yinweitamenzhidaohongloumengshihuaxiasidamingzhuzhiyideshu!

zheihuashuochulaimingxianjiushizaikuatamen!

biaoqingyixiazisongchixialai,xiayimiaolianshangjiudouhuanshanglexiaorong!

但还没笑两秒。

chengyankaikou,dao:“zheidaanxiedejianzhijiushi……”

“——manzhihuangtangyan!”

顿时……

neiqunlaowaikaoshengmenzhijieshayanle!

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