能出十种考法，这叫华夏语言匮乏？
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bansuizhebaomushengxiangqi，chengyanyibuyibudecongmuhouzouchu。
zhizhizaizhongxinweizhizhanli。
juzhibokaishiyijingbudaoyifenzhong。
chengyanmianxiangguanzhong，huanguleyixiasizhou，muguangzaixuanshoumendeshenshangtingliuleyihuier，piankecailikai。
节目现场内。
ershimingyiluhaixuanchulaidexuanshoumenshirenyizu，zaichengyandexieyoushoubianfenchengliangpai，yishangyixiajiaochadezuozhe。
zheiershimingxuanshoufenbielaizishijieshangbutongdeguojia。
nianjidouzai18～25zuoyoushangxiafudong。
suirannianjibuda，dannengzaijishiwanrenhaizhongtuoyingerchude。
shiliziranshiburongxiaoqu，shuoyijutiancaiyebuweiguo！
此刻。
taishangdeneiqunwaiguocansaixuanshoumenzuozaixuanshouweishang，julijiemukaishihaiyouyifenzhongshijian。
tamendebiaoqingshifenpingjing，yinyinhainengkanchuyoujifenxiezifu。
fangfotamenxianzaicanjiadebushiyichangquanqiuzhongwendengjikaoshijiemu，ershiyichangxiaoxiaodekaoshieryi！
duiyuzheidangzongyideguanjunshizaibide，fangfolvkajiushitamenshouzhongdenangzhongzhiwu！
bushaoxuanshouyijingsuizhekaiboshijiandetuiyi，lianshangyijingzhankaileyuzhishenglibandeweixiao。
对此。
chengyanbiaoshi：tamenxiaodeshijianyoudianzaole。
时间稍纵即逝。
zhuanyanjianjiudaolekaiboshijian。
suizhesheyingshipangbiandaobodeshoushi，chengyannaqishoulidemaikefengfangzaizuibian，yanshenkanxiangzhibojingtou，kaikoudao：“dajiahao，huanyingshijiegedidewangyoumenguankan，youshijieshoudanglianhegedaguojiaguanmingbochude——《zhongwenshijikaoshi》daxingzongyileizhibojiemu！”
“woshizhuchiren——chengyan！xiexiedajia！”
yijujiandandekaichangbaijieshaoyouchengyanshuochu，momingdeduolejifenqishi！
zaichengyanshuowanzhihou，xianchangdesibaimingguanzhongmenzifadefachulaijiliedezhangsheng。
erershiweicansaixuanshouzhishilimaodepailejixia。
zaichengyankaikoudeqianyimiao，zhibojianjiuyijingkaiqile！
wushuwangyoushouzheshijianzaizheiyishunjianyonglejinlai。
houtaishujuchengzhixianwangshangchong，haimeidengchengyanshuowankaichangbai，zaixiandezhiborenshujiuyijingtupowuqianwanle！
zheihaibusuanshanghaizailuxuwangzhibojianjinlaiderenshu！
shujufengzhanglesanfenzhong，dengdaohoutaidezengzhanglvcaizhujianwendingxialai，caimeiyougangkaizhiboneibankongbu！
不过。
zaizheidangjiemuyijingtuichudeshihou，jiuyijingzaiwangluoshangyinfaleyichangfengbao，quanshijiederendouzaitantaozheidangzongyi。
yezaiquanshijiederedubangdanshangweichiyigeyue！
kejiantadeyingxiangliyouduoda！
duiyuzhibojianfengkuangjinrenshudeqingkuang，houtaideguanlirenyuansihuzaojiuyuliaodaolezheizhongqingkuang，yidianyebuzheji，yebupazhibopingtaibengle。
zuoweihuaxiarenmin，tamenyizaojiudunzaiheipingzhixiadezhibojiannei，duizheichangshuyuzhongwendedengjikaoshibisaixinxinmanman！
xianzaiyikaibo，wushudedanmupenyongerchu！
bazhenggepingmuzhanjudesiside！
“qianpaifanggepigu！shuangletiwo！”
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“nimenhaibieshuozheiyingyuzhiqianyingshinengchengweishijietongyongdeyuyan，kaodehaibushiyinweitarongyi？kaodenandaobushitasijiyingbeijiunenghuidema？womenzhongwenkebuyiyangle，yijuhuabutongshijianbutongdidianrenheyisi！”
“dengzheneiqunyanjiedidezhazhadalian！！！”
………
跟国内网友们一样。
guowaiwangyoumenyeshiyifuxushidaifademoyangshouzaizhibojiannei。
zhishidanmuzhongdeqifenyuguoneijieranxiangfan。
guowaiwangyoumenduiguoneiwangyoudeneifenbuzhidaonalaidezixinshifenbiyi。
bingqiejuedetamenzheishizaixuzhangshengshi！
bijingzaitamenyanlizhongwenjiushishijieshangzuihaoxuedeyuyan！
duiyuyanqianguoneiwangyoumenfachulaidedanmu，henshibuxie。
yonghuaxiadeyijuguhualaishuojiushi：sidaolintou，haizaijiaobian！
suoyizaikandaoshuyuhuaxiaipdizhifadedanmushi。
他们也不甘示弱。
fenfenzaidanmushangyiyijinxingfanbo。
还隐隐有些嘲讽。
“wodeshangdia！huaxiayuyanmingmingshishijieshangzuijiandandeyuyanle！weishenmetamenhaizaizuiying？”
“mygod！tamendezixinshiwomensuoyaoxuexide！danjuebushizheizhongmangmudezixin！”
“wozaihuaxialvyou，zhihuisanjuhuajiukeyizoubianbangehuaxiale！tamendeyuyanfeichangkuifa！”
“wozantongloushang！zuoweiyigezaihuaxialiuxuederen，wolaihuaxiadeshihouyijuhuadoubuhuishuo，danjiuzaizheiguolejinjinsangeyuedeshihou，wojiukeyigensuoyourenwuzhangaijiaoliule！
dancengjingwoqubangziguo，dailebanniandouhaibuqingchutamendejingyushizenmeshuode！suoyihuaxiayuyanzaiwokanlaishishijieshangzuihaoxuedeyuyanle！”
“kanloushangdefayanwoturanjuedewoyihouyaoshizhengbudaoqianjiukeyiquhuaxiadaijinianle！tingshuotamenhaiyoudaiwomenwaiguoren……”
“hahahahahaha，henhaodexiangfa……”
……
suizheguowaidanmudechuxian，henkuaijiubaguoneiwangyoudedanmushuashangqule。
manpingdedanmuxiadeipdizhidouxianshishilaizishijieshangbutongguojiadewangyoufabude！
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zheikebakandaozheixiedanmudeguoneiwangyoumenqizhale。
xingzijidewangyouzaojiurenshoubule，limachongshangqugentamenduixian。
suiranguowaidewangyoudoushitongyizhanxian，danzuoweiquanqiujianpanxiazuiduodeguojia，zaiguojiafangmiantamenyeshitongyizhanxiande！
yuwaiwangdewangyouhudongyesihaomeiyouluoxiaxiafeng。
dansuizhejiemuzhiboshijianyuefajiejin，guoneidedanmuyezhujianjianshao。
genyiqunsijiangzhezheigelierderentamenshuobutong，danxianzaijiemujiukuaikaishile。
结果是什么？
ziranhuiyoushishilaidatamendelian！
这边。
chengyanzaijiandandejieshaoyixiahou，biankaishilezhengshidekaichangbai。
“huanyinggeweixianchangguanzhongmenhaiyouzhibojiandewangyoumenyitonglaiguankan《zhongwenshijikaoshi》dezhiboxianchang！”
“jintianshizheidangzongyideshoubo，tongshiyeshitadediyiqizhiboxianchang！”
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tongshitamenzishenyeshicongshiyuyanleizhuanyehuoshigongzuo，duiyuhuaxiayuyanchongmanxinxin！”
“jiexialaijiuyoutamen，jiandandezuoyigeziwojieshao！”
话一说完。
ershimingcansaixuanshou，douyicizhanqishenlai。
youzhixudechaojingtouzuoziwojieshao。
huoxushizaihuaxia，yehuoxushitamenrenweiduihuaxiadeyuyanchongmanxinxin，quanchengdeziwojieshaodoushiyongzhongwenshuode。
meigerenshuodedouhenhao，zhishidailediankouyin。
danshiyijujiandandeziwojieshaohaibugoutamenzhengmingbuleshenme。
yigegededouzaixuanyaozijicengjingbiyeyunajiamingpaidaxuedeyuyanxizhuanye。
haiyoubushaocansaixuanshoubushiyuyanxizhuanyedexuesheng，danzhezhongshuominglezijizaihuaxiadailesangeyuezhihou，jiuyijingkeyigensuoyourenwuzhangaijiaoliule！
zongjiechulaijiushiyijuhua。
huaxiadeyuyanconglingkaishi，zhiyaosangeyuejiukeyiwanquanxuehui！
zhongwenzheijiushishijieshangzuijiandandeyuyan！
zaitamenkanlai，huaxiadeyuyanshijingguoshijiegeguorenyanzhengguodehaoxue！
erzheidangjiemubuguojiushihuaxiadechuisizhengzhabale！
buguo，jiranhuaxiabazheidangjiemugaoderucishengda。
tamenyejiuzhanguanguojiangdedaolezheidangzongyi，weidebuzhishixianggaosuquanshijiederen，huaxiayuyangenbenbunanxue！
gengzhongyaodeshihuaxiaweilezheidangzongyijurannachuleyigelvkaminge！
suiranbushibaifenbainengqian，danyebaxiwanglagaolezhishaobaifenzhiwushi！
yaozhidaonengnadaohuaxialvkadewaiguorenkeshiliaoliaowuji。
tamenyexiangchengweizheiweishubuduodeqizhongzhiyi！
danyebushimeigerendoushizheigexiangfa。
所有人介绍完后。
qizhong，yougejiaomaliaodenanren，zhijiechongzhejingtoutiaoxin。
“wolaizheidangjiemu，zhishiweilezhengminghuaxiayuyanshishijieshangzuirongyideyuyan！meiyouzhiyi！
niyaonibushishazi，duiyuhuaxiadeyuyanlaijiang，nixuebannianjiunengwanquanxuehui！shenzhidoubuxuyaobannian！yigeyuejiukeyitamendeyuyanzaihuaxiachangtong！！！”
如此嚣张的话一出。
kandeguowaidewangyoumenfenfenjiaohao。
juedabufenderendourentongtadeshuofa。
haiyouxuduoguowaidewangyouyijingzaidanmushangfabuyanhualaiqingzhujijianghuoshengdeyimu！
duiyumaliaotieliansidejiaoxiao，guoneidewangyourenbuzhushengqiqilaile。
dantamenyemeiliyoufanbo，bijingtayeshuoletarenwei。
ruguoxianzaishengqifanbofanerhuirangneiqunwaiguorenrenweitamenzheishizaiyangaixinxu，fanerzuoshilezheijianshi！
xianzai，tamenzhihaobaxiwangjituozaizheidangjiemushenshangle！
zuihaochudetimunansitamen！
tingwanmaliaofangwandehenhua，chengyanlianshangyipianpingjing，sihaobujiandongnu。
zhishiyanlishaoyouxiewanwei…
jiranzheiyang，neijiujianjiandandanlaiyigeba……
dengxuanshoumenluozuohou，chengyancaijiezhedao。
“hao！qingsuoyouxuanshouzhunbeijiuxu！diyichangzhongwensanjikaoshi…！”
“准备开始！”
zaichengyankaikouhou，suoyoudecansaixuanshoufenfenanxiazhuomianshangdelvseanniu。
一切准备就绪！
zaikandaoershizhanlvdengdoukaiqihou。
chengyankaishiletadediyidaoti。
“kaoshengqingzuoda，diyiti，qingwen：renyaoshixing，ganyixing，xingyixing。yixingxing，xingxingxing;
yaoshibuxing，ganyixing，buxingyixing。yixingbuxing，xingxingbuxing。”
“yishang，xingshishenmeyisi？”
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