《能出十种考法,这叫华夏语言匮乏?》 小说介绍
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bansuizhebaomushengxiangqi,chengyanyibuyibudecongmuhouzouchu。
zhizhizaizhongxinweizhizhanli。
juzhibokaishiyijingbudaoyifenzhong。
chengyanmianxiangguanzhong,huanguleyixiasizhou,muguangzaixuanshoumendeshenshangtingliuleyihuier,piankecailikai。
节目现场内。
ershimingyiluhaixuanchulaidexuanshoumenshirenyizu,zaichengyandexieyoushoubianfenchengliangpai,yishangyixiajiaochadezuozhe。
zheiershimingxuanshoufenbielaizishijieshangbutongdeguojia。
nianjidouzai18~25zuoyoushangxiafudong。
suirannianjibuda,dannengzaijishiwanrenhaizhongtuoyingerchude。
shiliziranshiburongxiaoqu,shuoyijutiancaiyebuweiguo!
此刻。
taishangdeneiqunwaiguocansaixuanshoumenzuozaixuanshouweishang,julijiemukaishihaiyouyifenzhongshijian。
tamendebiaoqingshifenpingjing,yinyinhainengkanchuyoujifenxiezifu。
fangfotamenxianzaicanjiadebushiyichangquanqiuzhongwendengjikaoshijiemu,ershiyichangxiaoxiaodekaoshieryi!
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bushaoxuanshouyijingsuizhekaiboshijiandetuiyi,lianshangyijingzhankaileyuzhishenglibandeweixiao。
对此。
chengyanbiaoshi:tamenxiaodeshijianyoudianzaole。
时间稍纵即逝。
zhuanyanjianjiudaolekaiboshijian。
suizhesheyingshipangbiandaobodeshoushi,chengyannaqishoulidemaikefengfangzaizuibian,yanshenkanxiangzhibojingtou,kaikoudao:“dajiahao,huanyingshijiegedidewangyoumenguankan,youshijieshoudanglianhegedaguojiaguanmingbochude——《zhongwenshijikaoshi》daxingzongyileizhibojiemu!”
“woshizhuchiren——chengyan!xiexiedajia!”
yijujiandandekaichangbaijieshaoyouchengyanshuochu,momingdeduolejifenqishi!
zaichengyanshuowanzhihou,xianchangdesibaimingguanzhongmenzifadefachulaijiliedezhangsheng。
erershiweicansaixuanshouzhishilimaodepailejixia。
zaichengyankaikoudeqianyimiao,zhibojianjiuyijingkaiqile!
wushuwangyoushouzheshijianzaizheiyishunjianyonglejinlai。
houtaishujuchengzhixianwangshangchong,haimeidengchengyanshuowankaichangbai,zaixiandezhiborenshujiuyijingtupowuqianwanle!
zheihaibusuanshanghaizailuxuwangzhibojianjinlaiderenshu!
shujufengzhanglesanfenzhong,dengdaohoutaidezengzhanglvcaizhujianwendingxialai,caimeiyougangkaizhiboneibankongbu!
不过。
zaizheidangjiemuyijingtuichudeshihou,jiuyijingzaiwangluoshangyinfaleyichangfengbao,quanshijiederendouzaitantaozheidangzongyi。
yezaiquanshijiederedubangdanshangweichiyigeyue!
kejiantadeyingxiangliyouduoda!
duiyuzhibojianfengkuangjinrenshudeqingkuang,houtaideguanlirenyuansihuzaojiuyuliaodaolezheizhongqingkuang,yidianyebuzheji,yebupazhibopingtaibengle。
zuoweihuaxiarenmin,tamenyizaojiudunzaiheipingzhixiadezhibojiannei,duizheichangshuyuzhongwendedengjikaoshibisaixinxinmanman!
xianzaiyikaibo,wushudedanmupenyongerchu!
bazhenggepingmuzhanjudesiside!
“qianpaifanggepigu!shuangletiwo!”
“hahaha!zhongyudengdaozheichangzongyidekaibole!qidaiwomenzhongwenshizenmenianyalaowaide!”
“kaishile!shuyuzhongwendanfangmiandenvesha!”
“hahahahaxiaoxiaoyingyudanganzaiwohuaxiazhongwentoushangweifeizuodai!zheiciwobianshanigepianjiabuliu!rangquanshijiederendoushuohuaxiahua!”
“nimenhaibieshuozheiyingyuzhiqianyingshinengchengweishijietongyongdeyuyan,kaodehaibushiyinweitarongyi?kaodenandaobushitasijiyingbeijiunenghuidema?womenzhongwenkebuyiyangle,yijuhuabutongshijianbutongdidianrenheyisi!”
“dengzheneiqunyanjiedidezhazhadalian!!!”
………
跟国内网友们一样。
guowaiwangyoumenyeshiyifuxushidaifademoyangshouzaizhibojiannei。
zhishidanmuzhongdeqifenyuguoneijieranxiangfan。
guowaiwangyoumenduiguoneiwangyoudeneifenbuzhidaonalaidezixinshifenbiyi。
bingqiejuedetamenzheishizaixuzhangshengshi!
bijingzaitamenyanlizhongwenjiushishijieshangzuihaoxuedeyuyan!
duiyuyanqianguoneiwangyoumenfachulaidedanmu,henshibuxie。
yonghuaxiadeyijuguhualaishuojiushi:sidaolintou,haizaijiaobian!
suoyizaikandaoshuyuhuaxiaipdizhifadedanmushi。
他们也不甘示弱。
fenfenzaidanmushangyiyijinxingfanbo。
还隐隐有些嘲讽。
“wodeshangdia!huaxiayuyanmingmingshishijieshangzuijiandandeyuyanle!weishenmetamenhaizaizuiying?”
“mygod!tamendezixinshiwomensuoyaoxuexide!danjuebushizheizhongmangmudezixin!”
“wozaihuaxialvyou,zhihuisanjuhuajiukeyizoubianbangehuaxiale!tamendeyuyanfeichangkuifa!”
“wozantongloushang!zuoweiyigezaihuaxialiuxuederen,wolaihuaxiadeshihouyijuhuadoubuhuishuo,danjiuzaizheiguolejinjinsangeyuedeshihou,wojiukeyigensuoyourenwuzhangaijiaoliule!
dancengjingwoqubangziguo,dailebanniandouhaibuqingchutamendejingyushizenmeshuode!suoyihuaxiayuyanzaiwokanlaishishijieshangzuihaoxuedeyuyanle!”
“kanloushangdefayanwoturanjuedewoyihouyaoshizhengbudaoqianjiukeyiquhuaxiadaijinianle!tingshuotamenhaiyoudaiwomenwaiguoren……”
“hahahahahaha,henhaodexiangfa……”
……
suizheguowaidanmudechuxian,henkuaijiubaguoneiwangyoudedanmushuashangqule。
manpingdedanmuxiadeipdizhidouxianshishilaizishijieshangbutongguojiadewangyoufabude!
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zheikebakandaozheixiedanmudeguoneiwangyoumenqizhale。
xingzijidewangyouzaojiurenshoubule,limachongshangqugentamenduixian。
suiranguowaidewangyoudoushitongyizhanxian,danzuoweiquanqiujianpanxiazuiduodeguojia,zaiguojiafangmiantamenyeshitongyizhanxiande!
yuwaiwangdewangyouhudongyesihaomeiyouluoxiaxiafeng。
dansuizhejiemuzhiboshijianyuefajiejin,guoneidedanmuyezhujianjianshao。
genyiqunsijiangzhezheigelierderentamenshuobutong,danxianzaijiemujiukuaikaishile。
结果是什么?
ziranhuiyoushishilaidatamendelian!
这边。
chengyanzaijiandandejieshaoyixiahou,biankaishilezhengshidekaichangbai。
“huanyinggeweixianchangguanzhongmenhaiyouzhibojiandewangyoumenyitonglaiguankan《zhongwenshijikaoshi》dezhiboxianchang!”
“jintianshizheidangzongyideshoubo,tongshiyeshitadediyiqizhiboxianchang!”
“zaichangshangyijingyouleershiweicansaixuanshou,tamendoushizaigedizhongwenhaixuanzhongchongchuzhongweidejiaojiaozhe!
tongshitamenzishenyeshicongshiyuyanleizhuanyehuoshigongzuo,duiyuhuaxiayuyanchongmanxinxin!”
“jiexialaijiuyoutamen,jiandandezuoyigeziwojieshao!”
话一说完。
ershimingcansaixuanshou,douyicizhanqishenlai。
youzhixudechaojingtouzuoziwojieshao。
huoxushizaihuaxia,yehuoxushitamenrenweiduihuaxiadeyuyanchongmanxinxin,quanchengdeziwojieshaodoushiyongzhongwenshuode。
meigerenshuodedouhenhao,zhishidailediankouyin。
danshiyijujiandandeziwojieshaohaibugoutamenzhengmingbuleshenme。
yigegededouzaixuanyaozijicengjingbiyeyunajiamingpaidaxuedeyuyanxizhuanye。
haiyoubushaocansaixuanshoubushiyuyanxizhuanyedexuesheng,danzhezhongshuominglezijizaihuaxiadailesangeyuezhihou,jiuyijingkeyigensuoyourenwuzhangaijiaoliule!
zongjiechulaijiushiyijuhua。
huaxiadeyuyanconglingkaishi,zhiyaosangeyuejiukeyiwanquanxuehui!
zhongwenzheijiushishijieshangzuijiandandeyuyan!
zaitamenkanlai,huaxiadeyuyanshijingguoshijiegeguorenyanzhengguodehaoxue!
erzheidangjiemubuguojiushihuaxiadechuisizhengzhabale!
buguo,jiranhuaxiabazheidangjiemugaoderucishengda。
tamenyejiuzhanguanguojiangdedaolezheidangzongyi,weidebuzhishixianggaosuquanshijiederen,huaxiayuyangenbenbunanxue!
gengzhongyaodeshihuaxiaweilezheidangzongyijurannachuleyigelvkaminge!
suiranbushibaifenbainengqian,danyebaxiwanglagaolezhishaobaifenzhiwushi!
yaozhidaonengnadaohuaxialvkadewaiguorenkeshiliaoliaowuji。
tamenyexiangchengweizheiweishubuduodeqizhongzhiyi!
danyebushimeigerendoushizheigexiangfa。
所有人介绍完后。
qizhong,yougejiaomaliaodenanren,zhijiechongzhejingtoutiaoxin。
“wolaizheidangjiemu,zhishiweilezhengminghuaxiayuyanshishijieshangzuirongyideyuyan!meiyouzhiyi!
niyaonibushishazi,duiyuhuaxiadeyuyanlaijiang,nixuebannianjiunengwanquanxuehui!shenzhidoubuxuyaobannian!yigeyuejiukeyitamendeyuyanzaihuaxiachangtong!!!”
如此嚣张的话一出。
kandeguowaidewangyoumenfenfenjiaohao。
juedabufenderendourentongtadeshuofa。
haiyouxuduoguowaidewangyouyijingzaidanmushangfabuyanhualaiqingzhujijianghuoshengdeyimu!
duiyumaliaotieliansidejiaoxiao,guoneidewangyourenbuzhushengqiqilaile。
dantamenyemeiliyoufanbo,bijingtayeshuoletarenwei。
ruguoxianzaishengqifanbofanerhuirangneiqunwaiguorenrenweitamenzheishizaiyangaixinxu,fanerzuoshilezheijianshi!
xianzai,tamenzhihaobaxiwangjituozaizheidangjiemushenshangle!
zuihaochudetimunansitamen!
tingwanmaliaofangwandehenhua,chengyanlianshangyipianpingjing,sihaobujiandongnu。
zhishiyanlishaoyouxiewanwei…
jiranzheiyang,neijiujianjiandandanlaiyigeba……
dengxuanshoumenluozuohou,chengyancaijiezhedao。
“hao!qingsuoyouxuanshouzhunbeijiuxu!diyichangzhongwensanjikaoshi…!”
“准备开始!”
zaichengyankaikouhou,suoyoudecansaixuanshoufenfenanxiazhuomianshangdelvseanniu。
一切准备就绪!
zaikandaoershizhanlvdengdoukaiqihou。
chengyankaishiletadediyidaoti。
“kaoshengqingzuoda,diyiti,qingwen:renyaoshixing,ganyixing,xingyixing。yixingxing,xingxingxing;
yaoshibuxing,ganyixing,buxingyixing。yixingbuxing,xingxingbuxing。”
“yishang,xingshishenmeyisi?”
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能出十种考法,这叫华夏语言匮乏?