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难以置信！
无法理解啊！
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灵兽有灵兽的高傲。
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妖才？
鬼才？
帝才！
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它脑子有问题吧？
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这...
yuanzhuoshangdeqifenyixiabiandeguguaiqilai。
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laoyuanzhangzuolezuihoudejueding。
...
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不！
猪也没它这么懒！
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yizhenweiruodeliangguangshanguo。
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【dangqianshengmingzhi：35】
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...
sstishengdaosss（shenshou）xuyao1000000000shuxingdan！
meitianyikedehua，xuyaoshiyitian，yejiushi2739726.02739726nian。
四舍五入三百万年。
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zhegezhong，sanqianwannianshijueduiyoude...
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“叮！”
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这也太简单了吧？
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去哪做SPA？
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《御兽厚黑学》
...
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《shenshouyijishangguyizhongmulu》
zheiyibencaishitaxuyaode。
“tahuishinageshangguyizhongdehoudaini？”
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