“shenme？lishubeiyizhigjidelingshoujuqianle？”
“neizhigjidelingshouxinqingbuhao？”
“tapabushiyoushenmedabing？”
“dengdeng！gjidelingshounengbiaodachuzijideyisima？”
laoyuanzhangyijisanweifuyuanzhangyilianzhenjingdekanzhezhengbojun。
manjingshenlidelishujuranbeiyizhifjilingshoujuqian？
难以置信！
无法理解啊！
“neishiyizhizenyangdelingshou？”
mianduizhongrendeyiwen，zhengbojunyehenwunai！
“shuolainimenkenengbuxin，lishuxuandeneizhilingshouhenchuming，landechumingdeneizhi。”
yitingzheihua，zhongrenlimaluchuhuangrandebiaoqing。
lingshougeneidelingshousuiduo，danshinengyilanchumingdejiuzhiyouneiyizhiehuangsepanghuhudexiaoshou。
“nandaoshiwokanzouyanle？lishudezizhiliangjilingshoudouqiyuebule？”
zhengbojunyaoyaotou，yanzhongmanmandewocao。
“yuanzhangdarendequeshizouyanle，buguoquebushigaogulelishu，ershidiguleta。”
“tabuyongwobangmangjiuquchulezijideqiyueyinji。”
“dangtadeqiyueyinjichuxiandeshihou，zhenggelingshougedoufeitengle！”
“baokuodingcengneisizhigaoaodeajilingshou。”
“suiranwomeiyoudaozuigaocengqukan，danwohenmingxiannengganjuedaotamenxinlidekeqiu，panwangzhenengyulishuqiandingqiyue。”
“neifuyangzixiangshenmelaizhe...dui！tiangou！chiluoluodetiangou！”
“neisitouajilingshoujiuxiangshitiangou！”
“bieshuotamenle，woruguoshilingshoudehuayebianchengtiangoule！”
zhongrendaoxiyikouliangqi，anandiantou，henrenkezhengbojundeshuofa。
neisitouajilingshouzhisuoyiyizhimeiqiyue，shiyinweitamenkanbushangrenhexueyuan。
灵兽有灵兽的高傲。
xueyuanzaitiaoxuanlingshoudetongshi，lingshouyouhechangbushizaitiaoxuanxueyuan？
tamenbukenengrenshouyigefeiwudangtamendeqiyuezhu。
yigeqiangdadeqiyuezhuhuirangtamentisheng，danshichadeqiyuezhuhuilianleidetamenyelakua。
suoyiyueshiqiangdadelingshouyueshinanyiqiyue。
duiyuzhatianxueyuandexueyuanmenlaishuo，ajilingshoujiushiqiangdadaowufaqiyuedelingshou。
bieshuoqiyueajilingshoule，jiusuanshinengyinqitamendexingqu，yezugouxueyuanmenxingfenhaojitianle。
zheiyiweizhenidezizhidedaolelingshoudekending。
lishujinjinjiangzijideqiyueyinjiquchulai，jiunengrangsizhiajilingshouhuashentiangou。
zheifenzizhiyijingbunengyongtiancailaixingrongle。
妖才？
鬼才？
帝才！
tianzizheimehaodeyigeren，juranbeiyizhigjilingshoujijuqianle？
它脑子有问题吧？
haishishuotayijingruozhidaoshiqulelingshoudebenneng？
“baneizhixiaoshoutiguolai，woyaohaohaojianchayifantadenaozishibushihuaidiaole！”
“bunengrangyizhifjidelingshoudajidaolishudezixinxin！”
laoyuanzhangqinzixialing，xiangjianshiyixiazheidaodishizhishenmeyangdelingshou。
danshizhengbojunqueyaoleyaotou。
“yuanzhangdaren，lishushuotayijingyuyueleneizhilingshou，zaitachenggongqiyuezhiqianbuxiangrangrenherenpengta。”
这...
yuanzhuoshangdeqifenyixiabiandeguguaiqilai。
lishuzheishigengjilingshougangshangle？
dicaidesixiangdouzheimejiduanma？
yexuzheijiushilishunengchengweidicaideyuanyinba！
zhatianxueyuandegaocengmenzheibancaicezhe。
“yitaqiangdadejingshenliyinggainengtongshiqiyueduozhilingshou。”
“jiuanlishudeyisibanba！”
“tasuishidoukeyijinrulingshouge，suishidoukeyixuanzezijixiangyaodelingshouqiyue。”
“anfuyixianeisizhiajilingshou，gaosutamen，zhiyaokennulihaohaobiaoxianziji，haishiyoujihuibeilishukanshangde。”
laoyuanzhangzuolezuihoudejueding。
...
zailishulikailingshougehou，lingshougelidelingshouquegengjiakuangzaole。
meibeilishukanzhong，duiyutamenlaishuoxiangdangyusunshileyigeyi。
zaochengzheiyiqiedezuikuihuoshou，jiushineizhiehuangsede【zhu】。
不！
猪也没它这么懒！
momingqimiaode，chuzichenglelingshougesuoyoulingshoudegongtongdiren。
“咩呀，看咩呀！”
“nimenzheiqunchouyulanxiabuhuizhenxianggenzheneigenvrenba？”
“nimenbawobuzhude！”
“genzhetazhiyousiluyitiao！”
kanzhelingshoumenyigegechongman【zhihui】deyanshen0-0，chuzixuanzebizui。
“shuolenimenyebudong。”
diankaishangcheng，xuanzeshuxingdan。
生命属性丹*5
yizhenweiruodeliangguangshanguo。
【生命值+5】
【dangqianshengmingzhi：35】
chuzineixinhaowubolan，shenzhiyoudianshiwang。
richangrenwuwanchengqilaihenqingsong，danshijianglishizaishitaishaole。
meitianmandamansuancai200xianyuzhi，zhigouhuanyikeshuxingdande。
benlaizheiyemeishenme，kaoshijianyenengbazijiduichengshenshou，danshiyouyidian，fjixiangshengdaoejisuoxuyaodeshuxingdanzhijiefanleshibei。
erqieshimeiyixiangdoufanleshibei。
gjitishengdaofji，bixubameizhongshuxingtishengdao10dian。
fjitishengdaoejizexuyaoyibaidian。
...
sstishengdaosss（shenshou）xuyao1000000000shuxingdan！
meitianyikedehua，xuyaoshiyitian，yejiushi2739726.02739726nian。
四舍五入三百万年。
qidashuxingquanbudianman，ng...liangqianqibaiwannian！
zheihaibusuancongftishengdaossxuyaodeshuxingdan。
zhegezhong，sanqianwannianshijueduiyoude...
yejiushishuozhizuorichangrenwudehua，xiangyaotishengdaossswanchenghuaxing，dayuexuyaobangekonglongmiejuedaorenleichuxiandeshijian。
yuzhixiangbi，zhuxianjideneidianxianyuzhijihukeyihulvebuji！
“wozijixiedexitongshuangwenyemeizheimelipua！”
“xitong，wornm！”
太令人绝望了！
nandaowoyeyaoxiangqitalingshouyiyang，nulixiuliantigaoziji？
“叮！”
【xitongganshoudaosuzhuyouneimeyishunjianbuxiangzuoxianyu，zheibufuhexitongweininliangshendazaoshidechuzhong，jihuoteshurenwu】
chuziyigejiling，lianmangdiankaiteshurenwulan。
【teshurenwu：xiangshouyiciquanshenspa，xianyuzhihoushushufufushuiyijue】
【teshurenwujiangli：1000000xianyuzhi】
这也太简单了吧？
1500quantaodouyoule！
chuzigangxianggaohu，queturanlengzhule。
wotamashigepikaqiua！
去哪做SPA？
qianshirucijiandandeyigerenwu，zheiyishijingranwufawancheng！
算了！
congnadiedaojiucongnaxianyu！
jinguanfahuideteshurenwuhenciyan，danshizuospayijingchaochuletadenenglifanwei。
bingbushitanulijiunengdedaode。
睡觉！
...
lingyibian，beijuqiandelishuxianruchensi。
zaitamianqianbaimanlegezhongguanyulingshoudeshuji。
zheixiedoushizhengbojunqinzisonglaide。
《yushoushi，sannianlianxi，wunianshijian》
《zaiyushouzhong，ruheyulingshouchulihaoguanxi？》
《yushou，nizhendedongma？》
《御兽管理学》
《御兽厚黑学》
...
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《shenshouyijishangguyizhongmulu》
zheiyibencaishitaxuyaode。
“tahuishinageshangguyizhongdehoudaini？”
翻开第一页。