nanyouyiweiwoqianghun，wozhuantoujiataxiaoshushiyibulingrentaozuidejingcaixiaoshuo，youzhuzhujingxindazao。gushiweiraozhezhujiaoshenyunxiaoyunzhankai，qingganxiniershenru，dongchalijiqiang。zheibenxiaoshuojieshileguanyuchouhenheaiqingdejingcaigushi，yingdeleguangfantuijian。“jinrishoudechiruwojizaixinzhong，denghunliguohouwolaogonghuizhaonimenyiyisuanzhang！”“hahaha，kouqidaotingda……
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wozizhuxiaojingwunian，tagongchengmingjiuhoudiyijianshishijiangwochuaidiao。
“niyigegunv，buguoshizizhuwojinianxuefei，yeyoudanzixieentubao？”
“yaowoquniyexing，yiyuehouwojiehun，niganlaiqianghunwojiuquni。”
woxinsiliqu，yingyunlefubeidingxiadewawaqin。
jiehunriqiyuxiaojingquqindingzaitongyitian。
wozuozhehunchegangdaojiudian，quebeixiaojingdaizhebanlangchixiao。
“wosuikoushuodewanxiaohuaeryi，nijuranhaizhenlaiqianghun？jiuneimexiangjiajiwoa？”
takaizhiboxiuruwoshixiaosan，haiwuxianwotoulexiaojiataiziyedexinwubanzhi。
kezhidaowowanzhexiaojiataiziyedeshouburulitangdeneiyike，xiaojingchedixiaobuchulaile。
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wolangbeidebeixiaojingconghunchezhongtuochulai，toushasanluan，jiaohuaihongzhong。
xiaojingquexiaodechaofeng：“shenyun，wobuguoshisuikouyishuodouniwan，nihaizhenguolaiqianghun？”
“jianbujian？jiufeiyaojiajiwo？likainanrenhuobuxiale？”
weizaitashenbiandefuerdaiyedouxiaodexiaozhang：
“niyigegunvjingranhaiganwangxiangjiaruxiaojia，yebuzhaogejingzizhaozhaokanzijipeibupei。”
“zhangdedaoshipiaoliang，fanzhengnijinbuquxiaojiademen，laipeigegemenwanwan，baozhengbuhuikuidaini。”
shuowantamenxiaodeqianyanghouhe，weisuodeyanshenbuduandesaoguowoquanshen。
beitamenlunfanxiuru，woyouxiuyouqi，lenglengdekanxiangxiaojing：“nizheishishenmeyisi？xiaojing！”
“装什么傻？”
xiaojingchixiaoleyisheng，biyidekanzhewo：“wobuguoshinanizhaolezi，xianzaihaimeihuiguoshenlai？”
“zhengchangrenbeishuailehousheihaihuihuitou？meixiangdaonilianpizheimehou，jingranzhendechuanzhehunshaguolaiqianghun！”
“buguoshizizhulewojinianxuefei，yegannazhezheidianenqinglaiyaoxiewo？”
“dangchunigonglewowuwan，jintianwoshuangbeihaini，biezaixiangzhejiajiwo，nibupei！”
xiaojingnachuyidiebaiyuanchaopiao，henhenshuaizaiwolianshang。
fenglidezhizhanghuapowodelian，xuesishenchu，wotengdeluolei，daochouleyikouliangqi。
wodingdingdekanzhexiaojing，zhiqianhaiwenweneryadeyigeren，zenmejiubianchengleyige**ni？
wocalecayanlei，lengshengshuo：
“sheihaihuijiajinizheizhongwangenfuyideren？wojintianguolaibushiqianghunde，shilaihewozhangfujiehun！”
“buguoshihenimenzhuanglejiudian！”
“hahaha，shuohuangdoubudacaogao！”
yigefuerdaixiaodeyanleidouchulaile：“nenglaijindingjiudiandinghunyanderenfeifujigui，niyigeputongrennengjiajishenmeren？hailaizheilidingjiudian？！”
lingyigefuerdaiyesemimidekaikou：“womingbai，ershibasuidelaonvrenxiangjiarenle。”
“xiaoxiaoshaoyenibiexiangle，danwobakeyia！”
“nijiajiwobajiwohouma，sannianshengsantai，yaodoushierzi，wolijiabuhuikuidainizheigegongchen，hahahaha！”
gezhongchaofengxixiaoshengbuduanzuanruwodeerduo，woshoujiaobingliang，kanzhezongrongtamendexiaojing。
xiaojingshiwolinju，tamamazaitawusuineinianjiusile，bamakantakelianjiushouliuleta。
houlaibamayinweichehuoyiwaiqushi，wohetaxiangyiweiming。
gaozhongshi，xiaowaidexiaohuangmaokanwoshiguer，jitiqifuwo，xiaojingpinzhemingyidasan，batamendachengzhongshang，bizhetamenfashizaiyebuganlaiqifuwo，ertazijiyeshenshouzhongshang，gengshibeixuexiaoquanxiaotongbao。
wohongzheyanjingwentazhima？wobuguoshishouleyixiesaorao。
tarenzhendekanzhewoshuo：“zhide，ayue，wobuhuirangrenherenqifuni。”
“woxihuanni，nidengwo，wojueduihuirangniguoshanghaorizi。”
、danbuguoqinianeryi，buguoshichuguoliuxueyitang，tazenmejiubianxinleni？
“zicongnishuohewofenshouneitian，wojiuhenizaiwuguanxi。”
wolenglengdekanzhexiaojingdao，youpielejiyanqitaren：
“jinrishoudechiruwojizaixinzhong，denghunliguohouwolaogonghuizhaonimenyiyisuanzhang！”
“hahaha，kouqidaotingda，yebuzhidaoshisheijinideyongqi。”
“nineigehuanxiangchulaidelaogong？”
zhanzaixiaojingshenbiandeyigefuerdaizoushangqian，shenshoujiuwangwodexiongkoumo：
“burunijiajiwo，woyesuanshitamendeerge，jueduihuijinizhuchigongdao。”
“wohexiaoxiaoshaoyeguanxihao，shuobudingrihouwomensanrenhainengyiqizaiwoshiwan。”
taxiaodewochuo，jimeinongyandeshuo。
“滚开！”
congzhangzhanghuncheduiwuhoumianganguolaideguimilinyouyoubaonudebakaiyoudefuerdaichuaifan。
“nimenhaodadedanzi。”
“wojiemeijiadekeshixiaojiataiziyexiaoyun，jintianzheimezuojianwojiemei，chumendengzhesiba！”
xiaojingdailexia，suijifangshengdaxiao，xiaodeyanleidouchulaile。
“lianwonidoupeibushang，haixiangjiajiwoxiaoshushu！”
“gengbieshuonihaishibeiwowanguodenvren！”
“zuomeimengyeyaoyougedu！”
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“xiaojiataiziyeshihedengfengguangjiyuederenwu，lianwomenyeyaoyangwang，nijingranshuojiajita？”
“laihamaxiangchitianerou，chixinwangxiang。”
qitadefuerdaiyefenfenchaoxiaodao。
“hunlimashangjiuyaokaishile，nimenbujinquzaizheiganshenmeni？”
cishi，chuanzhehunshadexumengzouguolai，takandaowoshenshangbitahaiyaohuaguidehunsha，yanlishanguoyisijidu。
“zaizheikanyigexiaochou，tajingranshuowoxiaoshushuhuiquta，haha！”
“laiqianghunbucheng，gujishideleshixinfeng！”
xiaojingbaxiaochulaideyanleicaqu，wenroudelanzhexumengdeyao，youbiyidekanlewoyiyan。
xumengtongqingdekanzhewo，kaikoudao：
“he**，womeixiangdaoajingjingranzhendehuiduinikaizheizhongguofendewanxiao！”
“zheijianshishitadebudui，woxiangnidaoqian。”
xiaojingpiepiezui，buxiedeshuo：“woyezhishikaigewanxiaoeryi！”
“shitazijixincunxieniancaihuiguolai。”
“beixishuayeshihuogai。”
qitafuerdaiyefenfenfuhe：
“duia，saozi，shitatantufugui，zhidaoxiaojingshixiaojiaxiaoshaoyefeiyaochanshanglai，meilianmeipi。”
wokanzhexumeng，tashixujiaqianjin，piaoliangdafang，lianggerenzaixiaoyuanzhongchaoxixiangchu，ganqingshengwen，duixiaojinglaishuo，tadequebiwogengheshi。
bijingtazhishigesishengzi，xuyaoxujiadeshili。
wokanzhetadetoufa，bilvdetoushigewaixianyan。
neishihejiazuchuandeyitaojiazhuang，dangchuwodangchengdingqingxinwujilexiaojing，meixiangdaotajingranhuijixumeng。
worenzhexinzhongdesuanchu，pingjingkaikou：“xu**，nitoushangdetoushishiwojitadedingqinxinwu。”
“rujinwohetameiyourenheguanxi，zheitoushi，haiqinghaiwo。”
xumenglianseweibian，taxiaodewenrou，bachutoushangdetoushidijiwo：
“he**，wozhidaoniduiajingyouen，danganqingdeshiqingbunengmianqiang。”
“tajiranxuanzelewo，xiwangnizizunziai，buyaozaijiuchanganjinzouba！”
wochenmozheshenshoujieguotoushi，shouzhihaimeiyoupengdao，tajiusongleshou。
feicuitoushishuaizaidimianbianchenglesuipian。
wodaidaidekanzhezheixiesuipian，yanlileihuashanshuo。
zheikeshishenjiachuanlebainiandeguwu，rujinzaiwoshoushangjingranbeihuidiaole！
“saozi，tachadianhuilenidehunli，niqingpiaopiaodefangtazou？yetaishanliangleba！”
“tajintianjiranganguolaipohuaihunli，jiuyinggaidedaojiaoxun！”
“yaoburanyitasipilailiandeyangzi，shuobudingyihouhaihuilaijiuchanxiaoge！”
xiaojingwenroudejixumenglvlexiatoufa，lengbingbingdekanzhewo：
“nimenshuodedui，shiyaojitayigejiaoxun，chediduanletadewangxiang！”
lianggefuerdaixiaoxixideweizhewozhuan，qizhongyigelengbudingdetuiwoyixia，wobenlaijiaojiuweile，dunshilangbeidediezuozaidishang。
fashibeidasuidefennuhebeixiurudechirujiaozazaiyiqi，woliangqiangzhepaqilai，yibazhangshanzaifuerdaidelianshang：
“doutingbudongrenhuama？”
“woshuolewojintianjiaderenshixiaoyun！”
beiwodaleyibazhangdefuerdaiyanlishanguoyinzhi，tayibazhangshanhuilai，dadewoyanmaojinxing。
“haizaizheizhuangshenmezhuang？”
“xiaojiataiziyequdeshifubeijiudingxiadewawaqin，duifangyeshifeifujigui，niyigegunvhaiganmaochong？”
“youbenshinibaxiaojiataiziyejiaochulaijinichuqia！”
许梦立即责备道：
“nimentaiguofenle，he**jinrishoulexieweiqu，xiangbianzaogerenlaijizijichengyaoyehenzhengchang！”
“nimenhaishikuairangtazouba，biedaraolewoheajingjintiandehunli。”
“tahaimeiyoushoudaokegudejiaoxun，bunengrangtazou！”
beishanleyibazhangdefuerdaiyinhendekanzhewo，yanshenzaiwoshenshangdehunshashangzhuanlezhuan，buhuaihaoyidexiaole。
“tadezheishenhunsha，buzhidaocongnalinonglaide，jingranbisaozinishenshangdehaiyaohuali！”
xiaojingzhoumeikanzhewo，lengshengshuo：
“jintianshiwoheamengdedaxirizi，nichuandehunshabiamengdehaiyaohuali，bushicunxinrangamengnankan？”
“batashenshangdehunshabaxialai，jintianwobuyunxuyourenbiamenghaiyaopiaoliangdenvren！”
xumengchongmanaiyidekanzhexiaojing，gandongdexiaole，youjiaxingxingdeshuo：“dangzhongbayifuduiyigenvhailaishuotaichirule。”
“bataganzoujiuxingle！”
“buxingwojintianyidingyaojitayigejiaoxun，yaoburantahaihuichanzhewo！”
萧景厌恶的看着我。
wokanzhetabinglengdeyanshenyouxiehuanghu，meiyouxiangdaotajingranrucijueqinghemeinaozi。
dangchuweilegongtashangxue，wofangqileshangdaxuedejihuidagongjitazanxuefei。
rujinbuguoshiliangjiazaitongyigejiudianyiqijiehun，tajiurucixiuruwo。
genbenbuguzheishijiniandeenqing！
“heihei，xiaomeiren，wolaile！”
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lianggeweisuodefuerdaichongdaowomianqian，sichezhewoshenshangdehunsha。
“你们滚开！”
wojianjiaozhelanzheqitaren，linyouyouyelaibangwo。
danwomenlianggenvrenzenmenenglandezhuzheiqundananren？
haimeiyouyifenzhong，woshenshangdehunshajiubeisidexibalan，luchuneiyi**。
xiaojingdeyigehaoyoudakaishoujijinxingzhibo：
“doulaikankan，zheijiushipohuaibierenhunyindexiaosandexiachang！”
“zheigenvrenmingzhidaowoxiongdijintianjiehun，guyichuanzhehunshageyingwoxiongdi。”
“rujinbeibaleyifu，nimenshuotashibushihuogai！”
linyouyoushoumangjiaoluandeyongposuideyiliaozhezhuwodeshenti，nuhoudao：
“xiaojiataiziyedenvrennimenyeganxiuru，zhenbupadenghuitamenlaizhaonisuanzhangma？”
“gunkai！biepengwojiemei！”
“xianzaihaizaizuiying，heng！xianzaixiaojiataiziyegujiyijingzaijinxinghunlile！”
“niyaoshitadexinniang，taweishenmebuchulaizhaoni？”
lianggefuerdaiqiangxingniuzhewodegebolaidaoshoujishexiangtoumianqian，duizhepingmushuo：
“dajiadoukanhaole，zheigexiaosanzhangzheiyang！”
【小三去死！】
【buzhilianchidenvrenyinggaichentang！】
wokanzhedanmuduiwoderuma，xiufendemanliantonghong，fennudehoudao：
“wozhendeshixiaoyundeqizi，zheiyangwuruwo，nimendengzhesiquba！”
zhengzhajian，biezaiwoneiyizhongdediaozhuiluchulai，shiyigemolvsedebanzhi。
wokanzhezheigebanzhiyanjingyiliang：“xiaojiazhangquandexinwudouzaiwozheili，haibunengzhengmingwodeshenfenma？”
tingdaowodenuhousheng，yigefuerdaikanlebanzhiyiyan，liansejubian，
zheidequeshixiaoyunchangdaideneigebanzhi，yeshixiaojiazhangquanrendexinwu。
xiaojingkandaozheigebanzhi，kuaibuzoudaowomianqian，yibabaxiangliancheduan。
“haibukuaifanglewo！buranmeiyounimenhaoguozichi。”
我看着他冷冷的说。
xiaojingkanzhezheigebanzhi，yanshenyinleng，yihuierzhihoutaturanlengxiaodao：
“shangcinigenwoyiqijinruxiaojiazuzhai，meiyouxiangdaonijingrandandabaotiandejingrangantouxiaoshushudebanzhi。”
wodengdaleyanjing，meixiangdaoxiaojingjingranxinkoucihuang：“nifangpi，zheijiushixiaoyunsongjiwode！”
woyeshizaiyinianzhiqiancaizhidao，wofuqinhexiaoyunfuqinshihaoyou，shuangfangdingxiadewawaqin。
zaiwobeixiaojingjuhunhou，xiaoyunjiuzhaodaolewo，shuokeyihewojiehun。
wobuganxinxiaojingpaoqiwo，xiangdaojiajixiaoyunkeyichengweitadexiaoshenshen，jiudayingletadeqiuhun。
danshimeiyouxiangdao，xiaojingjingranhuiyiweishiwotoudezheigebanzhi。
haimeiyoudengwozaijieshi，xiaojingyuqijisudeshuodao：
“jiranzheimemeilianmeipi，zuihouyidianyifuyebuyongyaole！”
shuozhe，tajiqizhongyigefuerdaishileyigeyanse。
neigefuerdailijixiaohahadezouchulai：“zaidanwuxiaqujiuyaoguojishile！”
“jinggenihesaoziqujuxinghunli，zheige**jiujiaojiwo！”
“wobaozhenghuirangtayouyigenanwangdehunli！”
shuozhetatuoqiwojiuzou，wozaiguimidebangzhuxiafenlizhengzha，langbeibukan。
jiuzaiwojuewangdeshihou，shuxidenuheshengchuanlai：
“zhushou，nimenxiangduiwofurenzuoshenme！”
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