《paonan：kaijurangrebadengsanlun》shiyibujifuxiangxiangliheqihuansecaidechuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo，yousiyerenjianjingxinchuangzuo。gushizhong，linmorebazhishenyuyigeshenmideshijie，zhankaileyiduanguanyuyouyi、yongqihexinrendemaoxianzhilv。linmorebamianduizhegezhongmofaheguaiwu，tongguozhihuiheyongganzhanshenglekunnan，zuizhongdadaolemubiao。sifeipo：wushiwandeweiyuejin，nipeideqima？wozheishixiangrangnijinbu，nibiebushihaodai，woquannijinwanguaiguailaigongsizhaowo，bu……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigeshenqihelingrenzhemideqihuanshijie。
linmoqizhesanlunche，huanhuanzouzaihuijiadelushang。jiuzaizheishi，weixindetishiyinzhouranxiangqi。
linmoxinzhongyijin，danxincuoguozhongyaozhishi，dangjijiangsanlunchewenwentingzailubian，xunsutaochushoujichakan。
raner，dangtakandaofaxiaoxizhirenshi，meitoujinjinzhouqi，zuijiaobushoukongzhidichouchuqilai。
sifeipo：zenmeyang，xiaokeai，kaolvqingchulema，wodenaixinkeshiyouxiandeyo~
haikaolv？wokaolvnilaolao！
TM的，疯了吧！！
tamingmingyijingmingquejujuelezheigesifeipo，kezheinvrenqueyijiuxiangkuaishuaibudiaodesipigaoyaobanchanzheta，jianzhifanbushengfan。
zhangdeshuaishiwodecuoma？wodouyijingbagengshuaideduzhelaoyeliujinile，nihaixiangzenyang？
xiangdaocichu，linmoxinzhongnuhuoxiongxiongranshao。
linmohaobuyouyudidiankaiyuyin，lengmodituchuyige“gun”zi。
下一秒。
sifeipo：nishijilianbuyaolianshiba，niyigeyiqiongerbai，meishangguojiemudeshibaxianxiaoyiren，haizhenbazijidanggencongle？jingganzheimegenwoshuohua。
sifeipo：wushiwandeweiyuejin，nipeideqima？wozheishixiangrangnijinbu，nibiebushihaodai，woquannijinwanguaiguailaigongsizhaowo，buranwohuirangnimingbaiduikangzibendexiachang。
linmokanzhezheiyilianchuanxiaoxi，lianseyinchendefangfonengdichushuilai。woyigexitongyongyouzhehaipaduikangziben？neibushijineixiechuanyueqianbeidiulianma？
dangji，linmozaiyeyizhibuzhuxinzhongdenuhuo，zaicidiankaiyuyin，duizheshoujijiushiyidunpitougailiandechouma。
“woqunidezheigesibapo，zhangdechouhaixiangdemei……”
60miaoshiweixinyuyindejixian，danzheiyuanyuanbushitadejixian。
60miaogenbenmeimajinxing，suiji，tayoujielianfalesantiao60miaodeyuyinguoqu。
“呼哦~舒坦。”
zheiyike，linmozhiganjueshenqingqishuang，jiyazaixinzhongdebukuaixiaosanledaban。
zheipogongsitayikeyebuxiangduodai，fanghaoshouji，qizhesanlunchebianchaozhegongsijichierqu。
......
lingyibian，xingtuchuanmeigongsibangongshi。
‘砰！’
yigeshencaiyongzhongdesifeipotingzheshoujilineibukanruerdemanma，qidetashuangyantonghong，zhijiejiangshouzhongdeshoujihenhenzaxiangdimian，shoujishunjiansifenwulie。
zawanshoujirengbujieqi，taneifeidadeyoushouyoumengdizhuaqizhuozishangdeyigeshuibei，yonglidiuzaidishang，‘peng’deyisheng，shuibeiposui，shuihuasijian。
tabutingdizazhebangongshilinengzadedongxi，zhidaozhenggebangongshiyipianlangjie。
tazheicaiganjuezijidenuhuodedaolexiexuhuanjie。
dengbangongshilidedazashengxiaoshihou，yigenvshengwanrushoujingdeanchun，xiaoxinyiyidituikaibangongshidemen，tanchuyigetou，qieshengshengdiwendao：
“lijingli，ninmeishiba？”
lijinglihenhenbailetayiyan，suihouyi**tanzuozaiyizishang，shenshangdefeirousuizhetadedongzuojuliezhandouzhe。
“meishi？wokanqilaixiangmeishideyangzima？qulianxilinmozheige**，tabushixiangjieyuema？rangtajintiancougouwushiwandeweiyuejin，jiusuanshimaishenyedejiwocouqi，yaoburanwohuirangtazhidaofankangwodedaijia。”
“是。”
tingdaofenfu，nvshengyingleyisheng，zhengzhunbeituichubangongshi。
lijinglizaicijiaozhuleta。
“duile，jiwonagexinshoujiguolai。”
“是。”
......
yucitongshi，《paonan》jiemuzu。
rebahechenchichidaizhechaofancongcongganlehuilai。
liangrengangyilumian，shunjianchengweiquanchangdejiaodian。
“yo，zheibushizanmendesanlunjiehezhuichegema。”dengchuoyilianhuaixiaodidiaokanzheliangren。
sanlunjie、zhuichegezheigechenghao，rebayuchenchichiziranzhixiao，zheishineitiaoresouxiamianwangyouduitamendediaokan，linmoyebeidajiajiaozuochaofange。
zhishirujindangmianbeishurenzheibandaqu，benjiulianpibodereba，lianshunjianhongdexiangchushengdetaiyang，bailitouhong。
tayilianxiusedijiangzhuangzhebanfenchaofandebaozhuanghesaijinlechuogedeshouzhong。
“laodengtou，niqiaoqiaoni，barebadounongdebuhaoyisile，rebazheimeshanliang，chidaomeishihaixiangzhenimen，nizheimediaokanta，heshima？”
“jiushilaodengtou，chenchichishuodedui，nijianzhitaiguofenle，kuaidianrangwoqiaoqiao，rebajizanmendaideshishenmehaochide。”
huaba，lichenshenxingyishan，shunjianlaidaodengchuoshenbian，yibaqiangguotashouzhongdebaozhuanghe。
“eieiei，laolitou，nitaiguofenle，zheikeshirebajiwode，dongbudongshenmejiaoxianlaihoudaoa。”
raner，shuohuajian，lichenyijingjiangbaozhuanghedakai，dunshi，yigunongyudexiangqibansuizhelvlvreqipiaosanerchu。
zheixiangqishunjianchongchizaimeigerendebiqiangjian。
yishunjian，suoyourendouanjinglexialai，dajiadeyanshenzhigougoudidingzhelichenshoulidebaozhuanghe，kouqiangzhongdetuoyefengkuangfenmi。
bailuhenhentunyanleyikoutuomo，haoqidetoutoulaidaorebashenbianwendao：“rebajie，nidaihuilaideshishenmehaochideya，zheiyetaixiangleba。”
rebaxiaolexiao，“heihei，bailu，wogennishuo，zheikeshiwuyulunbidemeiwei，yaobushizanmenshangleresoubeinimenzhidaole，wohaizhenshebudefenxiangjinimenni。”
bailubeirebadehuahudeyilengyilengde。
“zhendejiade，youzheimekuazhang？”
rebazhongzhongdidianlediantou，“jiushiyouzheimekuazhang，niquzhaochichige，taneilihaiyoubanfen，ganjinquchi，biedaoshihouqiangbuguochuogetamen。”
huaba，bailujiangxinjiangyidizoudaochichigeshenbian。
chenchichiganggangyekandaoletagenrebadehudong，dagaicaidaoleduihuaneirong，yushi，erhuabushuo，jiujiangshouzhongdechaofandijilebailu。
bailujieguozhihou，dakaibaozhuanghe，changleyikou。
xiayike，bailudeyanjingshunjianliangleqilai，tayeshichiguobushaomeishideren，shenmewuxingjidachuzuodecai，naizhiguoyancaitadoupinchangguo。
keconglaimeiyouchiguozheimehaochidechaofan。
kandaobailudefanying，chuogezhongrenzheicairumengchuxing，fenfenjiarufenshichaofandeduiwu。
yikoujingyan，liangkoulunxian，sankouzhijieyuandishengtian。
“a~shuang，woganjuewodelinghundedaoleshenghua，woyaoshengtianle。”
“chenchichi，nimenzenmebuduodaijifenhuilai，zheidiangenbenbugoufena。”
“jiushia，chenchichi，woxiaoliebaodeminghaokebushichuide，zheidiangenbenbugouwosaiyafengde。”
“eieiei，nimen......nimenjigexinglea，youdechijiubucuole，wogenrebayecaiyirenchilebanfen，laobandeshicaiyigongyejiugouzuoliangfen，yaobushiweilejinimenchangchang，nahaiyounimendefen。”
“chenchichi，nitingtingnizheishuodeshenmehua，shenmejiaocaichilebanfen，renyanfou，eieiei，laodengtou，nijiwoliudian。”
lichenkanjiandengchuochenzhetashuohuadegongfu，yishaojieyishaodewangzuilisongchaofendunshijile。
“laolitou，nibiedelebianyihaimaiguai，nizhibuzhidaozheiyifenchaofanduoshaoqian，wuqiandayangni，nizheiyikouxiaqujiushiyibaiduokuaini。”
tingdaozheigejiage，suoyourendoujingdaile，luhannanyizhixindikanxiangrebawendao：
“rebajie，chichigeshuodeshizhendejiade，zheiyifenchaofanwuqiandayang。”
热芭点了点头。
kandaorebachengren，dengchuodengrenjieshidaoxiyikouliangqi，buguohenkuai，xiangdaozheichaofandeyongliaoyijiweidaoyejiushiranle。
只能说物超所值。
xiaciruguohuanchengtamen，bieshuowuqiandayang，jiushiyiwandayangtamenyeyuanyimai。
tingzhejirendeduihua，yaoyitianzaiyerenbuzhule，duizhechuogejirenhandao：
“ei，chuoge，jiwoliuyikou，woyexiangchangchangwuqiandayangdechaofanshishenmewei。”
rebahechenchichikanzhezhongrendefanying，bujinxiaodeqianyanghouhe，bijingtamengangchidaozheichaofandeshihou，fanyingbubizhongrenhaoduoshao。
“kao，zhenjiujiwoliuyikoua。”
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