“姓名。”
“林墨。”
“年龄。”
“24。”
“职业。”
“jingchashushu，qishizheishiyigewuhui。”
jingjudeyijianshenxunshinei，linmomanliantaohaodiwangzhemianqianshenqingyansudejingcha，shitujieshi。
“啪。”
“shaojiwoxipixiaoliande！niyebukankanzheilishishenmedifang，wowennishenme，nijiudashenme，nalaizheimeduofeihua。”
jingchashushunupaizhuozi，zheiyishengjuxiangzhendelinmoxintoumengdiyitiao。
zaijiashangneiweiyanshizudehechisheng，linmoshunjianjiulaoshideyouruyitiaoguaiqiaodehabagou。
“职业。”
“明星。”
“嗯？”
tingdaozheigehuida，jingchashushumingxianchayileyixia，yanshenzhongchongmanlehuaiyi，jinjindidingzhelinmo。
“nibushigankaisuodema，zenmeyouchengmingxingle？”
“sheijiamingxinghuikaisuoa！”
linmokandaojingchashushuneifangfoyaochirendeyanshen，yuanbenjiudiluodeqishishunjianweimidaolejidian。
“wobujiushima，zaishuole，yemeiguidingshuomingxingbunenggankaisuoa！！”linmomeishenmediqidixiaoshengdiguzhe。
zheishibutihaihao，yitizheishi，linmojiulaiqi。
linmoyuanbenbingbushizheigeshijiederen。
jiuzaizuotian，taturanjiuchuanyuedaolezheigelanxinglizhishishibaxianxiaomingxing，bingqietongyangjiaolinmodeshenshang。
erqiecongjieshoudaodejiyizhongfaxian，zheigelanxingsuiranyuqianshidediqiugaoduxiangsi，danwenyuchanyequeshifenluohou。
xuduozaidiqiushangjingdiandegequ，dianshiju，dianying，shenzhishixiaoshuodouxiaoshiwuzong。
ertalinmoyouzheqianshigezhongjingdianzuopindexuntao，neihaibudefenfenzhongzhongzoushangrenshengdianfenga。
zhishihaibudenglinmogaoxing，tajiuzaijiyizhongfaxianqianshendechujingbingbuhao。
qianshenrujinqianyuedezheigejingjigongsi，suiranzaiyeneiyesuandeshangxiaoyoumingqi。
kezheigejingjigongsidejingli，yigesifeipo，jianqianshenmianrongyingjun，lengjiaofenming，jianmeixingmu，jiuwangtuqianguizeta。
这能答应？
qianshensuiranmeichangguolianaideku，danyebuzhiyujibuzeshiba。
zaishuole，zheizhong“haoshi”budeliujigengjiashuaiqideduzhelaoye？
yushihu，qianshenbujinbeixuezang，jiuliancengjingdepengyouyefenfenduitabieryuanzhi。
erruguoxiangyaojieyuedehua，jiudezhifu50wandeweiyuejin。
kemeigeyuenazheququliangqiangongzi，yinxingkalizhiyou3254kuaiqiandelinmo，nanengfudeqizheimegaoangdeweiyuejin。
就很坑。
haozaitayugeweichuanyueqianbeiyiyang，tayebangdingleshuyuzijidexitong——【huayudianfengxitong】，bingqiehuodeleyifenxinshoudalibao。
zhishitameixiangdaoxitonggengkeng。
【ding，huayudianfengxitongbangdingchenggong！】
【jiancedaosuzhuyongyouxinshoudalibao，shifoukaiqi。】
“开启。”
【ding，xinshoudalibaokaiqizhong……】
【开启成功！】
【gongxisuzhuhuodetizhijiaqiang！】
【技能厨艺精通！】
【jinengkaisuodaquanjingtong！】
【jinqu《guduhuanzhe》！】
jiuzheilianggejineng，gentamingxingdeshenfenyoushenmeguanxi。
buguozhidexinweideshi，tahaihuodeletizhizengqianghe《guduhuanzhe》。
tizhizengqiang，linmoxiangxinmeiyouyigenanrennenggoukangjudele，yinweizheikeshishentiquanfangmiandezengqiang，sudu，liliang，naoli，shilishenzhishitingli，dangranqizhongziranyebaohanneifangmiandenengli。
zhiyu《guduhuanzhe》，yidanzaizheigeshijiefabiao，neihaibudeshafenglea。
可问题又来了。
qianshenxuedeshidianyingzhuanye，jiashangbeixuezang。
changgeyiqiaobutong，ziyuanyidianmeiyou。
tajiushixiangbazheishougemaichuqudoumeiyoumenlu。
neihainengzabanni，bailanba。
kesheicengxiang，tongzibudangrenzi，juranhaijitafabulerenwu。
【ding，jiancedaosuzhuyoubailanxiangfa，weileshixianbenxitongdejiazhi，xianfaburenwu。】
【renwuneirong：yigeyueneifensishudadaoyiqian。】
【renwuwancheng，jianglimianfeichoujiangshilianchou。】
【renwushibai，jianglisuzhuxiaodidisuoduan10cm。】
yuanbenlinmokandaoyourenwudeshihouhaimanbuzaihu，jianglinayoubailanxiang，meigeyueshayebuganjiunengjingzhuanliangqian。
kedangtadezhishibailehaiyouzheiqipa“jiangli”hou，tajiuchedibudandingle。
tashenweiyigenanren，zenmenengbailanni？takeshiyaochengweidailinghuayuzoushangdianfengdenanren，zenmekenengbailanni。
绝对不可能的。
zhiyouduishehuimeiyongderencaihuibailan。
zhishi，linmoxianzaishi，yaotonggaomeitonggao，yaoziyuanmeiziyuan。
bieshuozhangfensile，tanengchuxianzaipingmushang，doushiduizibendebuzunzhong。
chufeitajieshoujinglidewuliyaoqiu。
danshizheikenengma，talinmoshisibuconghaoba。
suoyimeibanfa，neijiuzhinengshixiangbanfaxianjieyuehouzaizhaojihuile。
bijingqiangzhecongbuweijuhuanjing。
yushihu，benzhefeiwuliyongdexiangfa，tajiuxuanzelegankaisuozhuanqianshushen。
“xingxingxing，jiusuannishiyigemingxing，shuoshuoba，nishichuyushenmeyangdemude，shenmeyangdexinli，barenjiaxifudeyifujibadeyiganerjingde？nizheishishualiumangnizhibuzhidao，yaoshifangzai6、70niandai，zheikeshiyaobeiqiangbide。”
jingchashushutingdaolinmodedigu，meitoujinjinzhouqi，yilianbunaifandihuilehuishou，chakailehuati。
tingdaozheihua，linmolimajiubuleyile，zheibushibaihuaitamingshengma，tazenmenengren。
“bushi，jingchashushu，doushuozheishiyichangwuhuile。”
“benlaishiguzhuyaohuiquzhuajian，jieguotazaiqitoushang，yaochifanggongsiwangnale，yushitajiufengkuangdipaimen。”
“kesheizhidao，fangjianlideyinanyinv，yebuzhidaoshibushinaozibutaihao，juedezhiyaobuchusheng，bukaimen，jiunengduoguoqule。”
“suoyiguzhumeibanfa，neibujiuzhinengjiaorenkaisuolema，ranhouwojiuguoqule。”
“duia，nibushiqukaisuodema，neinibarenjiaxifuyifuganma。”
linmodejieshibeidaduan，tayebuganshengqi，zhihaolaolaoshishidejixujiaodai。
“duia，pingjiewogaochaodekaisuojishu，neibufenfenzhongjitadakailema。”
“pa。”jingchashenqingbushandiyibazhangpaizaizhuozishang，henhendidengzhelinmo。
“woshizaiwennijishuyouduogaoma，shuozhongdian。”
“哦。”
“zheibu，wogangbamendakai，fangjianlideliangrentoutoumomocongfangjianlichulai，yebuzhidaoshixiangganma。”
“jieguozheibujiuqiaolema，guzhuhefangjianlideliangrenlimajiuduishangleyan。”
“dangchangguzhujiuhongwenle，neihuxicuzhongdehuchihuchide，toudingshangdoukaishimaoyanle，guaiguai，neichangmian，zeze。”
“pa。”jingchazaiyiciqideyibazhangpaizailezhuozishang，henbudejianglinmojishengtunhuobole。
“ninengbunengshuozhongdian，nixiaozikanxikandehaitingrenzhen，haibihuashangle，a～jixushuo。”
linmobeihedeganjinsuolesuobozi。
“哦。”
“yushi，guzhuqidezhijiejiuchongjinqulema，neijiashizeiheren，woyankanqingkuangbuduia，woshenweisanhaogongmin，nanengyankanzhezheisanrendashengdasishiba，wo‘shua’deyixiajiuchongjinqule。”
“dasuanlanzaisanrenzhongjian。”
shuodaozhei，linmodunshiyouxiebuhaoyisi，niuniunieniede，kandejingchashushuyizhentouda。
jingchashushumeihaoqididingzhelinmo。
“ganjinshuo，niyigedalaoyemenniuliegesha。”
“哦。”
“ranhou……ranhou，wozheibu……yinweitaizheji，yibuxiaoxin，zuojiaobanyoujiaobazijijibandaolema，wozheijinjizhixia，xiangyaozhuadianshenmebaochipingheng，zheibuyixiajiubarenjiaxifuchuandequnzijibaxialaile，zheisheizhidao，talimianshayemeichuana。”
“jingchashushu，zheizhenshiyigewuhui，neiwanquanshiwoqingjizhixiabudeyierweizhi，wozhenbuxiangde，neinvdejiushitaipingle，guabuzhu。”
tingdaozheihua，shenxundejingchachadianmeirenzhuxiaochulesheng，haozai，tashizhuanyede，ganjinrenzhuxiaoyi，guzuozhending。
“nihaixianqishangle，jixushuo。”
“jiezheneinvdeshoudaolejinghe，jianjiaolechulai，neixiemenwaitoukandelinjuzheibujiubaojinglema。”
“ranhou，wojiuzaizheile。”