《poxidazhan,rangzhananyijiaquanbugundan》shiyibuyinrenrushengdeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo,jiangshulelimengzhangshengzaifangxiaoyuedebixiajinglidejingxianzhilv。limengzhangshengshigeputongren,dantabeijuanruleyigeshenmizuzhideyinmouzhong。tabixuliyongzijidezhihuiheyongqi,jiekaimituanbingzhengjiushijie。
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turantoudingchuanlaiyizhenzuanxindeteng,womengdizhengkaiyan,jiukandaowoerzizhengjiuzhewodetoufasimingdiwanghouche。
gujiyijingshichulechinaideliqi,yuanben**dexiaoliandoubiedetonghong。
tayibianchewodetoufayibianzuilihanhubuqingdidunangzheshenme。
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yinweiwotingdaotazaishuo:“dachouzhu,buqichuang,dalanzhu,buzuofan。”
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zhidaowoerzibeiwojiudeaoaodaku,tacaibuqingyuandefangkailewodetoufa。
zheishiwoyeshuiyiquanwu,songkaileta,zuoqileshen。
wopopotingzhekusheng,meiyouqiaomen,zhijiechongjinlewofangjian。
“aiyou,wodebaobeie,zenmekule?”
tabaozhezhengrouzhenaodai,hulemanlianbitiyanleidewoerzi,xintengdishangxiadaliang,nulixunzhaowoshinvedehenji。
zhijianwoerzimengdipujintahuaili:“nainaihao,mamahuai,mamadawotou,teng。”
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wodeyanshenzhujianjujiao,zuizhongdinggezailaotaipodeshenshang。
cishitadeshenshangzhengchuanzheneijianwozhenzangzaijuzishenchudequnzi。
woxiankaibeizi,jihushidantiaoqilai,zhizhetawen:“nizenmechuanwodeyifu?”
tasihaobujuedezijiyoucuo,fanerlizhiqizhuangdiduiwo:“bujiushiyijianpoqunzima,nifangzaijuziliye**,wodoumeixiannizang,chuannishengxiade,nidaohaibuleyile,zhenshinansihou。”
“zaishuolewoerzixinxinkukuzhengdeqiandoujinile,chuannijianyifuyouzenmele,nikankannineihuanglianpodesiyangzi,jinichuanyezaojian,haiburujiwo。”
laotaipozhouzhemeiliezhezui,shoushanghaibutingdibihuazhe,shuigangyiyangdeshentiguyibaidongzhexiangwo**。
“zheishiwomaliujiwodeyifu,wodoushebudechuan,nijiwotuoxialai。”
wojideyanleizhiwangwaiyong,shenshoujiuwangtashenshanghao。
womaliangnianqiandelefeiaiqushile,huohuashiwobatashengqianxihuandeyiwudouyiqishaole,zhiliuxialezheitiaoqunzi。
duoshaogesinianmamadeyewan,wodoubaozhezheitiaoqunzi,toutoudiliuyanlei,zaitashangmianwosihuhainengwendaomamadeweidao。
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kenengwotaixinjile,meixiangdaolaotaiposhentihaitinglinghuo,qingqiaodijiuduokailewo。
takanzhewoqijibaihuaideyangzi,biaoqingbietiyouduodeyi:“shenme**yifu?jiajiwoerzile,wojiushinima,zheiyifujiushiwode。”
“zaishuole,nimadousile,yifuyechuanbushangle,wojiutitachuanlebei。”
zhiqiantadeneixiesaocaozuo,wodoukeyiren,kezheijianshiwojueduirenbule。
wozaicichongshangqu,zhijiebatapudaozaidi。
“laobuside,niyepeihewomabi,nibutuo,wobangnituo。”
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tachitongdixiayishiquwunaodai,lianshangdezheziyedouzhoudaoleyiqi。
“aiyou,wodenaodaia,nishixiangnongsiwoa!”
“rangniweilaobuzun,sileyehuogai。”
womadeshencaibitahaoduole,zheiqunziwomadangnianchuanshangjiuxiangxiannvyiyang,ertachuanshangjiuxiangshiwuhuadabangdezongziyiyang,tayezhenshibuxianledehuang。
wochentameifangbei,yibajiuzhuqunbaijiuyaowangshang
liao,kequnzijinjinbaozaitashenshang,mengdeyixiajingmeiyouzhuaidong。
woyaoyaoya,youjiadaleshoushangdelidu,zhongyurangqunzilikailetafeishuodeda**。
yueguolezuinanguodedifang,zaiwangshangtuojiukuaiduole。
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