第一章 下马威

第一章下马威

jigonggongdaileyibeizilvmaodepopodiyicilaiwojia。

yijinmenjiuxianjiwodingleguiju:“buzhunjiaowoerzilaogong,yaojiaoxiansheng。”

wosuiranzhenjingyutazheiqipaxingwei,danhaishishunzhetagailekou。

sheizhitadecunjinchi,bujinjiaowoerzimawojiannvren,haijiangwomamaweiyideyiwujianchenglebutiao。

wokantashixiangguoxiaojiao,queguolexiaonao。

buzhidaowofaqifenglai,lianzijidoupa。

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“laogong,madiyicilaizanjia,zandaimachuquchidianhaodeba”

womanlianduixiao,xiangzhelaorenjiahaoburongyilaiyitang,dehaohaoxiaojingyixia。

sheizhiwolaogonghaimeishuohua,wopopoquelikebianlelian。

“zheiyilushangjingtingnijiaolaogonglaogong,bawoerzidefuqidouhanmeile,buzhidaodehaiyiweijiaogonglidetaijianni,yihoudouyaojiaoxiansheng。”

wobeitaturandediaonannongshayanle,zhenglengdikanzhetabiaoyan。

tajiuxiangchuanjubianlianyiyang,qianyimiaohaiduizhewohengmeiliyan,xiayimiaojiuduizhewoerziciqiledaya。

“woerzicaibushitaijian,woerzizuiyoubenshile,yixiajiujiwoshenglegedapangxiaozi,guaisuner,nishuoshibushi?”

wosansuideerzimengmengdongdongdizhazhedayanjingbawomensangerenkanleyigebian。

zhongshimeiyourangwoshiwangdixiangwokaoguolai,naishengnaiqidihanzhe:“mama......hao......”

wopopozhengcizhedeyikouhuangyashunjianbeitabobodezuichunfeijingdiguozhu,haibuwangyongneiyitiaofengdeyanjingehenhendidenglewoyiyan。

suihouliangpaihuangyayouzhongjianguangming,zuijiaodouyaoliedaoerduogener,yibalaguowoerzi,naixin“yindao”。

“xiaoshengguai,nishuobabashibushizuilihaide,zuibangde?shuole,nainaijiujinimaitangchi。”

woerzizhangshengyitingdaoyoutangchi,haobuyouyudidahan:“baba......zhui......bang。”

woerzishuohuawan,suiranyijingsansuilenengshuozhengjuhua,danhaiyoudiandashetou。

ketanainaitingdaozheijuhua,yidianbujuedebieniu,fanerxingfendibaozhewoerzidelianmengdizuoleyikou,douzuochuleshengyin。

wodeweilidunshiyongshangyizhenfanjiangdaohai,henbudelikequjiwoerzixilian。

zheibosaocaozuozhijieyouba**mengle。

lianerzishuomamahaodoubuxingle,hezheshishangzhiyoubabahaocaixingbei。

wokantajiushiguyizhaoshi,xiangjiwolaigexiamawei。

hezhangdayongjiehunhou,womenhenkuaijiuyoulehaizi。

benxiangrangwopopojinchenglilaibangwodaihaizide,ketayilikailaojiabuxiguanweiyoujujuele。

woniutoukanxiangwolaogongzhangdayong,xiangzhetanengbangwoshuoshuohua。

keneisonghuoxinxudikanlewoyiyan,nieruzhechunshuo:“xiaomeng,mashuodedui,jiaoxianshengduohaotinga,yihouzanjiujiaoxianshenglexingbu?”

zheihuayichu,qidewochadiandangchangxingeng,yuandiqushi。

danwozhuannianyixiang,zheijinianwolaogongduiwohaisuanshibaiyibaishun,tengaiyoujiade。

yexunsizhekenenglaoyibeiderensixiangfengjian,zaiyideshiqingkenenghuibijiaoduo。

gengbuxiangdaguoniandeyinweizheidianxiaoshiernaodedajiadoubuyukuai,yejiujinliangshunzhetagailekou。

kemeixiangdaotadecunjinchi,jingshishidouyaogenwoduizhegan。

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wolaogongshilayueershideshengri,zhiqianjinianwomendoushimaigedangaoquwaimianchiyidun。

kejinniantaqinmalaile,shuoshenmeyebuyuanyichuquchi,jiushiyaoqinshoujitaerzizuodunshengrifan。

“erzi,kuaigenmashuonixiangchishenme?majinizuo。”

wopopoxiaodezhezidoujizaileyiqi,manyanxijidikanzhewolaogong。

wolaogongquewozaishafaliwanyouxi,yanpidoumeitaiyixia:“woyebuzhidaochishenme,ninbiemafanle,chuquchikoudele。”

wopopoyidianmeiyoubunaifan,bagangbohaodejuzidijitaerzijiezheshuo:“zenmehuimeiyouxiangchide,biepamamafan,majinizuofan,magaoxing。”

wolaogongzheicaibuqingyuandifangxiashouji,jieguolejuzi,niutouchongzhehonghaizidewowen:“xifuer,nixiangchishenme?”

haishundaishoufenjilewoyibanjuzi。

tabuwenhaihao,zheisuikouyiwen,wozhenshizuozheyetangqiang。

wonazhejuzibanhaizairenzhensikaozhewoxiangchishenme,wopopojiujidezhijietiaoleqilai。

yibaqiangguowoshoulidejuzi:“xiangchizijiboqu,wangzheiyizuojingdengzhechixianchengdele?”

zuihouyouzhuantoubajuzizhongxinfanghuidaowolaogongshouli,chongzhetaqingshengmaiyuan:“mawennixiangchishenme,niwentaganma?”

wozhenmudengkoudaidikanzheyanqiandelaotaipo,tashizhennengzuoa。

“ma,woshitaxifuer,tawenwenwobushiyinggaidema?”

wopopomeitingxiawangzuilisaijuzideshou,zuiliyibianjiaozhejuziyibianshuo:“nishitaxifuernizenmebushuowenwenwoerziguoshengritaxiangchishenme,jitanongdian,zenmezhejiadaowomenlaozhangjiadanggongzhulaile?”

woqideganjuexueyadouyaogaole。

wolaogongshizhidaowodepiqide,burewozenmedouhaoshuo,relewotianwanglaozilaileyebuxing。

tapawozhendegentamaji,ganjinkaikouyuanchang:“xinglexiaomeng,nishaoshuoliangjuba,womazheicailaibuzhidaozanjiadexiguan,nirangzhedianta。”

yiqiantakebuhuizheiyangshuowode,congtamalailezhihou,tajiubianle。

silaotaipoxiezheyankanwo,yiliandedeyi。

wohezhangdayongconglianaidaojiehun,zaidaozhangxiaoshengdechusheng。

womenxiangchudeyizhidouhenrongqia,jihushibeipengyouxianmudexingfujiating。

erzheixingfudeshenghuo,wopopoquekanbuguan,tafeidedanggejiaoshigunlaijiaoheyifan。

kanlaishiwoyiweidituirang,rangtawuyiweiwoxingziruan,haoqifu。

woxiaosi,zheisilaotaipopabushixiangguoxiaojiao,queguolexiaonao。

作死作到了我头上。

wozheimexiaoshunderen,tajiranxianggenwowan,neiwojiuhaohaopeipeita。

zhishitabuzhidaowofengqilai,lianzijidouhaipa。