第一章下马威
jigonggongdaileyibeizilvmaodepopodiyicilaiwojia。
yijinmenjiuxianjiwodingleguiju：“buzhunjiaowoerzilaogong，yaojiaoxiansheng。”
wosuiranzhenjingyutazheiqipaxingwei，danhaishishunzhetagailekou。
sheizhitadecunjinchi，bujinjiaowoerzimawojiannvren，haijiangwomamaweiyideyiwujianchenglebutiao。
wokantashixiangguoxiaojiao，queguolexiaonao。
buzhidaowofaqifenglai，lianzijidoupa。
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“laogong，madiyicilaizanjia，zandaimachuquchidianhaodeba”
womanlianduixiao，xiangzhelaorenjiahaoburongyilaiyitang，dehaohaoxiaojingyixia。
sheizhiwolaogonghaimeishuohua，wopopoquelikebianlelian。
“zheiyilushangjingtingnijiaolaogonglaogong，bawoerzidefuqidouhanmeile，buzhidaodehaiyiweijiaogonglidetaijianni，yihoudouyaojiaoxiansheng。”
wobeitaturandediaonannongshayanle，zhenglengdikanzhetabiaoyan。
tajiuxiangchuanjubianlianyiyang，qianyimiaohaiduizhewohengmeiliyan，xiayimiaojiuduizhewoerziciqiledaya。
“woerzicaibushitaijian，woerzizuiyoubenshile，yixiajiujiwoshenglegedapangxiaozi，guaisuner，nishuoshibushi？”
wosansuideerzimengmengdongdongdizhazhedayanjingbawomensangerenkanleyigebian。
zhongshimeiyourangwoshiwangdixiangwokaoguolai，naishengnaiqidihanzhe：“mama......hao......”
wopopozhengcizhedeyikouhuangyashunjianbeitabobodezuichunfeijingdiguozhu，haibuwangyongneiyitiaofengdeyanjingehenhendidenglewoyiyan。
suihouliangpaihuangyayouzhongjianguangming，zuijiaodouyaoliedaoerduogener，yibalaguowoerzi，naixin“yindao”。
“xiaoshengguai，nishuobabashibushizuilihaide，zuibangde？shuole，nainaijiujinimaitangchi。”
woerzizhangshengyitingdaoyoutangchi，haobuyouyudidahan：“baba......zhui......bang。”
woerzishuohuawan，suiranyijingsansuilenengshuozhengjuhua，danhaiyoudiandashetou。
ketanainaitingdaozheijuhua，yidianbujuedebieniu，fanerxingfendibaozhewoerzidelianmengdizuoleyikou，douzuochuleshengyin。
wodeweilidunshiyongshangyizhenfanjiangdaohai，henbudelikequjiwoerzixilian。
zheibosaocaozuozhijieyouba**mengle。
lianerzishuomamahaodoubuxingle，hezheshishangzhiyoubabahaocaixingbei。
wokantajiushiguyizhaoshi，xiangjiwolaigexiamawei。
hezhangdayongjiehunhou，womenhenkuaijiuyoulehaizi。
benxiangrangwopopojinchenglilaibangwodaihaizide，ketayilikailaojiabuxiguanweiyoujujuele。
woniutoukanxiangwolaogongzhangdayong，xiangzhetanengbangwoshuoshuohua。
keneisonghuoxinxudikanlewoyiyan，nieruzhechunshuo：“xiaomeng，mashuodedui，jiaoxianshengduohaotinga，yihouzanjiujiaoxianshenglexingbu？”
zheihuayichu，qidewochadiandangchangxingeng，yuandiqushi。
danwozhuannianyixiang，zheijinianwolaogongduiwohaisuanshibaiyibaishun，tengaiyoujiade。
yexunsizhekenenglaoyibeiderensixiangfengjian，zaiyideshiqingkenenghuibijiaoduo。
gengbuxiangdaguoniandeyinweizheidianxiaoshiernaodedajiadoubuyukuai，yejiujinliangshunzhetagailekou。
kemeixiangdaotadecunjinchi，jingshishidouyaogenwoduizhegan。
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wolaogongshilayueershideshengri，zhiqianjinianwomendoushimaigedangaoquwaimianchiyidun。
kejinniantaqinmalaile，shuoshenmeyebuyuanyichuquchi，jiushiyaoqinshoujitaerzizuodunshengrifan。
“erzi，kuaigenmashuonixiangchishenme？majinizuo。”
wopopoxiaodezhezidoujizaileyiqi，manyanxijidikanzhewolaogong。
wolaogongquewozaishafaliwanyouxi，yanpidoumeitaiyixia：“woyebuzhidaochishenme，ninbiemafanle，chuquchikoudele。”
wopopoyidianmeiyoubunaifan，bagangbohaodejuzidijitaerzijiezheshuo：“zenmehuimeiyouxiangchide，biepamamafan，majinizuofan，magaoxing。”
wolaogongzheicaibuqingyuandifangxiashouji，jieguolejuzi，niutouchongzhehonghaizidewowen：“xifuer，nixiangchishenme？”
haishundaishoufenjilewoyibanjuzi。
tabuwenhaihao，zheisuikouyiwen，wozhenshizuozheyetangqiang。
wonazhejuzibanhaizairenzhensikaozhewoxiangchishenme，wopopojiujidezhijietiaoleqilai。
yibaqiangguowoshoulidejuzi：“xiangchizijiboqu，wangzheiyizuojingdengzhechixianchengdele？”
zuihouyouzhuantoubajuzizhongxinfanghuidaowolaogongshouli，chongzhetaqingshengmaiyuan：“mawennixiangchishenme，niwentaganma？”
wozhenmudengkoudaidikanzheyanqiandelaotaipo，tashizhennengzuoa。
“ma，woshitaxifuer，tawenwenwobushiyinggaidema？”
wopopomeitingxiawangzuilisaijuzideshou，zuiliyibianjiaozhejuziyibianshuo：“nishitaxifuernizenmebushuowenwenwoerziguoshengritaxiangchishenme，jitanongdian，zenmezhejiadaowomenlaozhangjiadanggongzhulaile？”
woqideganjuexueyadouyaogaole。
wolaogongshizhidaowodepiqide，burewozenmedouhaoshuo，relewotianwanglaozilaileyebuxing。
tapawozhendegentamaji，ganjinkaikouyuanchang：“xinglexiaomeng，nishaoshuoliangjuba，womazheicailaibuzhidaozanjiadexiguan，nirangzhedianta。”
yiqiantakebuhuizheiyangshuowode，congtamalailezhihou，tajiubianle。
silaotaipoxiezheyankanwo，yiliandedeyi。
wohezhangdayongconglianaidaojiehun，zaidaozhangxiaoshengdechusheng。
womenxiangchudeyizhidouhenrongqia，jihushibeipengyouxianmudexingfujiating。
erzheixingfudeshenghuo，wopopoquekanbuguan，tafeidedanggejiaoshigunlaijiaoheyifan。
kanlaishiwoyiweidituirang，rangtawuyiweiwoxingziruan，haoqifu。
woxiaosi，zheisilaotaipopabushixiangguoxiaojiao，queguolexiaonao。
作死作到了我头上。
wozheimexiaoshunderen，tajiranxianggenwowan，neiwojiuhaohaopeipeita。
zhishitabuzhidaowofengqilai，lianzijidouhaipa。