jiwolaibeirekekejingxinchuangzuode《qinaide,qingbagangbihaiwo,haoma?》shiyibukourenxinxiandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushiyizhujiaojianianhuazhinuandechengzhangweixiansuo,tongguodutedexushufangshihelingrennanyiyuliaodejuqing,dailingduzhetansuolerenxing、mingyunheziyouyizhidefuzaguanxi。shuxideshengyinxiangleqilai,tingshangqupingjingrushui,quejiwoyizhongbuhaodeyugan,woganjinhuifudao:“daren,shixiaodewoa,heihei,meidaraoninba……。
yeyishen,shiyidianzhongdeshihou,wodaodalebieshuqudedongbeimen。yubaitiandejingsebutong,cishidebie
shuqudenghuotongming,guangcaiyiyi。woxialeche,meiyoushijianxinshangzheidengguangjiaocuodailaideyejing,zhishidiyishijianbazijizhunbeihaodekouzhaodaihao,yaleyayashemaodemaoyan,ranhoukuaibuxiangmenkouzouqu。
dongbeimenyuzhengmenbutong,meiyoudaqidemenlianhesheshi,jinjinliuyouyigedimainongcheliangdejinchukouyijixingrentongdao。liangbiandeweiqiangshifendidiao,huiqianghuiwa,tiezhidelangan,kanbuchuyoushenmetebie。danshi,yishanerguodefanguangyinqilewodezhuyi,wocoujinyikan,weilandeshangfangjingranshisanpaigaoyadianwang。wozalexiashetou,xinshuosuiranganjuebuxiangzhendegaoyadian,danshiworuoshizhenganfanqiang,fenfenzhongjiubeijingchazhuazou。kanlai,chuantongdeluzishixingbutongle。
woyouzhongxinhuidaomenkou,zoujinguancha:tiemendemensuochuyoumimaanjian,tongshiyoucikaganyingyijirenlianshibiexitong,guaibudezheilimeiyoubaoweishi,ganqingshiyagenerbuxuyao。jinwandemudezhuyaoshicaidianer,suoyiwobunengzheji。woyuandisikaoleyixia,juedingxianbazhenggexiaoqusuoyoudementanchayibian,ranhouzaikaolvjinqudeshiqing。
zheigeyewan,woraozhezhenggebieshuquzouleyiquan。zuihou,dengwomantoudahandihuidaojiashi,yijingliangdianduozhongle。woxiaoxinyiyidikaimen、guanmen,faxianbingmeiyoushenmeyichanghou,qiao**dihuidaolezijidefangjian,ranhoudakoudichuanqi。zheiyigewanshangkebawozhetenghuaile。
woshaoweixiuxileyixia,ranhouganjintangdaochuangshang,naohaizhongbuduanduiganggangtanchaguodeqingkuangjinxingfupan:congjieguolaikan,beimenhenanmendoushiyoubaoanshide,xianglaizheixiebaoanyebushiwoyigexiaoxiaodegaozhongshengnenggouhuiludelede,yincishouxianpaichuzheilianggemen;qici,shengxiadesigemenqingkuangqishidouchabuduo,jinruxiaoquxuyaoyoumenjinka,huozhezhidaomensuomima,huozhenenggoutongguorenlianshibie。zheimexianglai,qiaosuozheizhongdeyejuewukeneng;zuihoudebanfa,jiushigenzheyigeren,chentakaimendeshihou,jinjingenshang,danshizheiyangdefangfazaizheiyangdebieshuqu,ruguoyourenduoguanxianshihuozhejingtixinghengao,zhijiebaogaobaoanzenmeban?yaomewojiucongnagebuzhimingdeleisiyuangongtongdaozhileidemenjinru,danshizheiyexuyaowozaiciqukanchayifan。silaixiangqu,wohaishimeiyoujuedinggaiyongshenmebanfa,suoyiwojuedingdiertianwanshangertan“cuihuxianju”。
……
zaoshangliudianzhong,woyoubeiwuqingdelaodieyongneiwuqingdeshuangshouwuqingdicongchuangshangtiliuqilai。wowunaidizouxiangweishengjian,kanzhejingzizhongdezijidingzhelingluandetoufa,yanbaibumanlexuesi,yishuangwushendiyanjingxiaquanshiheiyanquan,huotuotuoyifushengledabingdeyangzi。laodiezouguolaikanzhewoweimideyangzi,shunshoujilewotoushangyibazhang,ranhoumadao:
“niyigetaoxuedechashenghaizaizheierzhuangshenme?ganjinxishuwangunquxuexi,zaofanbuxuchi!zhongwuhewochuqusuibianchikoumian,xiawuhewoqushangke!”
woyagenmeiguantashuoshenme,mannaozidoushijintianwanshangdejihua。suibianxishuyixia,bianzaikezhuoqianhunhuneededuguoleyishangwu。
zhongwuzaichangmenkoudelamianguanhunleyikouzhihou,laodiegenzhewoyiqizuogongjiaoche,huanghuangyouyoudagaiyigexiaoshihou,womenzhongyudaozhanle。jintiandetaiyangbuzhizenmele,gujishidajixuedeshengyizuodaotaiyangxile,yangguangrucidedula。congchezhanzoudaobuxibandezheimedianlu,woyijingquanshendoushihanle。buxibanyijiushishengyixinglong,renmanweihuan,jigefuzedelaoshikandaozheimeduoxueshengyeshixiaodehebulongzui。zhibuguo,tamenhenkuaijiukandaolehuajidechangjing:yigexingsecongmangdeshenxushaoniandaizheyiweitoufadoubaileyibandelaotou,jicongcongdiwangjiaoshizouqu——wonengbujima?zhouweirenshidehuoshiburenshidedouzaikanzhewomen,qieqiesiyu。wodelianshang**lade,zhinengjiakuaijiaobuwangjiaoshizouqu,shengpahuiyougengduoderenduiwozhizhidiandian。
jiuzaiwomentajinjiaoshideshihou,wodeshenhouturanchuanlaiyishengyueerdenvsheng:
“shushu,jianian,xiawuhao。”
wohuiguoshen,zhijianxuelingchuanzheyishenyundongzhuangzouleguolai,xiaoyinyindiduizhelaodieshuodao:
“shushu,ninzenmeyedalaoyuanpaoguolaila?”
“lingera,aiyou,haojiumeijiannile,yiqiedouhaoba?”laodiekandaoxuelingdeyishunjianbianxixiaoyankai,lianshuohuadouwenroulexuduo,fanzhengwoshimeijianguotazheimewenroudiduiwoshuoguohua,buzhidaodehaiyiweixuelingcaishitanverni,“lingera,nishibuzhidaoa。zheige**wanyierzuotianjurantaokepaochuquwanle,nishuozheibushihunzhangdongxima?suoyiwojintianjiushiguolaipeidulaile,wokankantahaiganbugantaoke……”
xuelingzhuanguotou,daizhemomingdeyiweikanlewoyiyan,ranhouyouxiaozheduilaodieshuo:
“shushua,wojintianshidiyitianguolai,ganggangcaizhidaowohejianianyigeban。shushu,ninbazheigerenwujiaojiwoba,ninfangxin,wobangninkanzheta,baozhengrangtalaolaoshishide,ninjiuhuiquhaohaoxiuxiba。”
wobeitazheiyifanshuocizhenjingle,shizaigaobumingbaitaweishenmeningyuansahuangyeyaobangwo,bijingwozuotiankeshihenhendifangletadegezi。laodietinglezhihouchenmolepianke,jierxiaozhepailepaitadejianbang,shuodao:
“lingera,neijiutaiganxienila,zheihunxiaoziyaoshibuhaohaoshangke,yidinggaosuwo,kanwohuiqubuchousita……duile,laoxuezuijindouhaihaoba,natianqingtahejiua,haha。”
“douhaozheni,shushu,wobahaizongshiniantaoninni,shuonindangnianjitabangleneimedamang,tazenmenengwangleninzheiweilaogeerni……shushu,wosongninhuiquba。”
“buyongle,buyongle,xiexienia,zhenshihaohaizi……nimendouhuizuoweiba,biedanwuleshangke。”shuowan,laodiehuilehuishou,youdenglewoyiyan,manyouyoudilikaile。
dengdaowaimianchedimeilelaodiedeshenying,wocaichuanlekouqi,naolenaotou,zhizhiwuwudiduixuelingshuodao:
“xiexieni,xueling…wo,womeixiangdaoninengzheimebangwo。”
“jianian,”xuelingqingqingzuanzhulewodexiukou,yongrouheruchunfengbandeyuqiduiwoshuodao,“womenlianggejiumeibiyaozheimekeqile。wozhidao,niheneigenvshengzhijianfashengleyixieshiqing,woxianzaibuhuiqutanjiu。danshi,woyijingdayingshushule,yidingyaokanhaoni,suoyi,nibukeyizairenxingle。dayingwo,haoma?”
kanzhetaqidaidemuguang,wobitouyisuan,cike,tadenaixinyuwenrouzhengyidiandianronghuazhewodexin,woshenzhimengshengleyisituiyi,yuanyifangxiasuoshiyuxuelingyiqixieshoutongxing……zhishi,wodedanaoqueqiangpowojiqilezijihaiyouyiweizhongyaodepengyou,tazhengshenxianlingyu,dengdaizhewojitayigedaan。tabiqixueling,gengbunenggufu……xiangdaozhei,wozhidemunedidianlediantou,quemeiyouzuochushenmechengnuo,mianqiangzuochuyigexiaolian,bianhuidaolezijidezuowei。xuelinghuyidikanzhewo,zhongjiumeishuoshenme,momodizuozailewodepangbian。
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yizhenggexiawu,wodouchuzaiyizhongyoulidezhuangtai,naohaizhongbutingdimonizhegezhongyulinyixiangjiandeqingxing,yizhiyuzhidaofangxuede**xiangqideshihou,wocaiconghuanxiangzhonghuiguoshenlai。xuelingyongshouzaiwoyanqianhuanglehuang,pailepaiwodejiantou,shuodao:
“jianian,yiqichigewancanba?”
woxianglexiang,fanzhenghuijiayeshibeidangchengfanrenyiyang,buruhetayiqichuqu,shijianyenengxiaomodekuaiyixie……duia!wopailexianaodai,neixinfangfoxiangzhaodaomouzhongfamenyiyangxingfen:wokeyichenzheigejihuiqubieshuquneibiankanyixia,zhenghaoshibaitian,nenggoumibuzuotianwanshangdepilou。xiangdaozheier,wojiugengbuhuiyouyule,limadayingleta。tongshi,wonachushoujijiwomadalegedianhua,yourangxuelingqinzihewomajieshileyixia,womacaitongyi。
gualedianhua,xuelingxiandefeichangkaixin,lianggekeaideliwoguazailetadexiaolianshang。taxingfendinachuchungaohehuazhuangjing,jiandantulexiazuichunhou,youkuaisudiyongshoudalileyixialiuhaihebinbiandesuifa,ranhouwendao:
“zanmenqunalichia?niyoushenmexiangfama?”
“wochayixiaa,wozhidaoyougedifangbucuo…”qishiwoyagenbuzhidaonalibucuo,danshiwobixubaweizhixuanzaibieshuqudefujin。wodakaiditu,zaidongbeimendefujinzhaodaolejijiacanting,doushikeyizhijietongguodianlidechuanghukandaoduimiandeqingkuang。yushi,wozhizheqizhongyijiamingweireferdecantingshuodao:
“xuedaren,yaobujiuquzheijiaba,henbucuodecanting。”
xuelingkanleyiyan,lianjiaguashangleyimoxiuhong,qingyaolexiazuichunwendao:
“jianian,niquedingyaochijiama?”
“meicuo,zheijiapingfenyetinggao,zanmendacheguoquba,quwanleyaopaiduini。”woqishiyebuzhidaoshenmehaobuhaochi、paibupaiduizhileide,wozhixiangkuaidianguoqu,zaodianchiwanzaodianqubieshuqutancha。yemeiliuyixuelingdebiaoqing,jicongcongdibeishangbaozhengdasuanchumen,quetingdaotaruoruodijiaozhulewo:
“那个,贾念……”
“zenmele?”wobujiediwendao。
“zheijiacantingbuyudingdehua,shibunengjinquyongcande,yudingqimadeyizhouzhiqian……”
“牛逼!”
……
zuihou,womenxuanzailerefergebidebluefrogcanting,weizhihaisuanbucuo,suiranbunengzhijiekandaodongbeimenzhengmiandeqingkuang,danshixieyidiandejiaoduyebingbuyingxiangwodeshiye。
xuelingzuozaiwodeduimianxiandeyouxiejucu,jiuzaiwomenzhijiandefenweiyouxiegangadeshihou,fuwushengnazhecaidanhejiushuidanzouguolai,duizhewomenshuodao:
“qingwen,liangweixianzaiyaodiancanma?”
woduixicanbushenlejie,bianzhilexiaxuelingshuodao:“tingtadeba。”,suihoubianbashixianzhuandaolechuangwai,zhigougoudidingzhemaluduimiandebieshuqudongbeimen。
xuelingyemeijiaoqing,naqicaidan,yibianhefuwuyuanjiaoliucaishihezuofa,yibianwenwo:
“jianian,niupainixiangchinayikuana?qifenshukeyijieshouma?”
“随便……”
“tamenjiahanbaohaoduopinzhonga,nixiangchinazhongleixingde?niurou?jirou?haishixueyuya?”
“都行……”
“zailaigeyanxunsanwenyushuibodanba。jianian,ninengchishengshiba?”
“可以……”
“nixiangheluosongtanghaishinaiyoumogutang?wogerentuijiannaiyoumogutange。”
“genniyiyangjiuxing……”
“eduile,zailailiangbeibojuehongcha。jianian,nixuyaojianaima?”
“加吧……”
“jianian,yiqikankancaidanma。”
“哦……”
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shuoshihua,woduixicandecaidanwanquanbudong,yeshizaigaobuqingchuzheixieshiwudoushizenmeliaolide,mianqiangpeihezhexuelingdianwancan,jiukandaoxuelingshoulinazheshuibei,niuniunieniedibuzhidaozaixiangshenme;erwoyeshidiyicihenvshengchulaichifan,yebuzhidaoshuoshenme,zhinengbashixianluozaichuangwai,changmianyiduxianrulechenmo。
zhongyu,xuelinglvxiandapolechenmo,shuodao:
“jianian,nizaikanshenmenizheimezhuanxin?”
“a…meikanshenme……”wohuiguoshenlai,yanshenyouxieduoshan,xiayishihelekoushui。
“zhendema?”xuelingdeminganrangwoyouxiechibuxiao,zhenghaocaipinyijianjianbeiduanleshanglai,wobiandalegehaha,yichifandemingyiduokailetadezhuiwen。
xuelingdongzuoyouyadichilekouniupai,xiaoxindiyongzhijincalecazui,ranhoushuangshoufuzaizhuozishang,wendao:
“jianian,nenghewoshuoshuoniheneigenvshengdegushima?nimenjuranyicidoumeiyoujianguo,wojuedeshizaishitaibukesiyile。“
woyongshouzhidegujieqingqingqiaodazhezhuomian,wangshirudinggedianyingbanyizhenzhenchengxianzaiwodenaohai。woshaoweishouleshouqingxu,yunnianglepianke,xiaozheshuodao:
“qishimeishenmekeshuode,shujiaqijianwomenlianggedoushimeitiantongguochuanzhitiaogoutongde,taxieyizhang,woxieyizhang,jiuzheimechixulelianggeduoyue。zheiqijianwomenliaolehenduo,lishia,renwena,youdeshihouyehuxiangchaofengduifang,haha……”xiangdaozheili,wobujinxiaochulesheng,diandiandidiwodoujiyiyouxin,jixushuodao,“lianggeduoyuelai,womenzhendeshiwuhuabutan,tebietouji。duile,wohaifaxian,taqishishigetebieyouquderen,wogennishuoha,ta……”
“haole,wozhidaole。”xuelingturandaduanlewo,lianshangdexiaorongzhujianjiangyinglexialai,buzirandihelekouhongcha,fangzaiyibiandeniunaiyewangjilejiadaochalimian,yanpidichui,momobuyu。wozitaolegemeiqu,yeshiquleshuohuadeyuwang,canzhuoshangbianzhishengxiacanjupengzhuangyujujiaocaipindeshengyin……
caocaochiwan,woshiyifuwushengmaidan。tazouguolai,bazhangdanfangzaiwodemianqianshuodao:
“ninhao,zonggongxiaofei688yuan,qingwenninshishuakahaishixianjin?”
“duoshao?”wolenglexia,huaiyizijitingcuole,congfuwushengshouzhongnaguozhangdan,zixididuileliangbian,caiwunaididuizhexuelingshuodao:
“neige,xuedaren,buhaoyisia,wodaideqianbugoua,yaobunijiewodian,xiaciwohaini。”
fuwushengdebiaoqingyouxiejingcai,daoyemeishuoshenme。buguowodaoshibiehonglelian,ganjueshizaishidiurendiudaojiale。xuelingkandaowojiongpodeyangzi,puchiyishengxiaolechulai。tayaoleyaotou,congzijideqianbaolinachuleyizhangyinxingka,dijilefuwuyuan,bingzaiposjishangshurulemima,ranhouduiwoshuodao:
“haola,meiguanxila。jintianshiwoyaoqingnichulaipeiwochifande,ziranshiwoqingke,xiacinizaiqinghuilaijiuhaola。”
woshanxiaoleliangsheng,kandaogebizhuoziderentouxiaodeyangzi,gengshiruzuozhenzhan,suibianzhaolegeyoutou,bianlazhexuelingzouchulecanting。
womenbingjianzhanzaimalubianshang,xuelingkaojinlewoyidian,taiqitouduiwoshuo:
“jianian,nishibushiwangleshenmeshiqinga?”
“啊?什么?”
“niwanglezhoutianwanshangshiyaofanxiaodema?”xuelingzhalezhayanjingshuodao。
woqu,wohaizhenbazheichazishierjiwangle,buguowohenkuaidandingxialai,qingkeyisheng,huidao:
“dangranmeiwang,wojiushidaihuierhuijianadiandongxi。”
“ee,neiwomenzuoditiehuiquba?dachetaiguile,zhenghaoxiaoxiaoshier。”
suirantashuodehenyoudaoli,danshijintianwohaiyoumeiwanchengdeshiqing。woyaoleyaotou,shuodao:
“daren,haishidacheba,jintianyetingleide。”shuowan,wocongdoulitaochuyibaikuaiqiandijita,“re,qingnidachedeqianhaishiyoude,nijiubiegenwokeqila。”
xuelingjieguoqian,bashoubeidaohoumian,waizhetoukanzhewo,xiaozheshuo:
“neijiuxiexienila,womenyiqihuiquba。”
zheishihou,zhenghaokandaoyiliangchuzuchejijiangjingguowomenmianqian,woganjinshenshoulanxia,ranhouqingqingtuilexiata,shuodao:
“baoqian,wojintianyaoxianhuiwolaolaojia,zanliangbushunlu,nixianhuiquba,lushangzhuyianquan。”
“haoba……”xuelingdalazhenaodai,youxieshiwangdizuojinlechuzucheli,yaoxiachechuangduiwoshuo,“neijiudaihuierjiaoshijiange,baibai~”
“ngng,mingtianjian,baibai。”
womusongzhezaizhexuelingdechuzuchexiaoshizailudejintouhou,zheicaifangxiaxinpobujidaidipaodaolemaluduimiandebieshuqudongbeimenfujin……
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xianzaishibangwanqidianershifen,dagaihaiyoubangeduoxiaoshideshijian,tianjiuyaoheile,wobixuzhuajinshijian。congdongbeimenkaishi,wozhongdianguanzhuyinzangzaiyizhengpaimaomishulinhoumiandeweiqiangshang。zuowanyouyuguangxianbuzu,henrongyihulveyixiehoumenzhileide。wolianpaodaiguancha,yilucongdongbeimenpaodaodongnanmen,suoxinggongfubufuyouxinren,zhongyu,wozaidongnanmendebeicedejijiaogalalikandaoleyigeyinzangzaizhibeihoufangdexiaotiemen。wodaxiguowang,zoujinhouguanchaleyifan,yigelingwozhenjingdeshishichuxianle:zheigemenmeiyousuo!wogujizheigemenshixiaofangtongdao,huozheshinajiadalaosizijiandemen。wodeneixinjidongwanfen,danshilizhigaosuwo,jintianjuebushijinquzhaolinyidezuijiashiji,zuihaodeshijijiushibaitiantafumuchuqugongzuodeneiduanshijian。
wodexinzhongranqilewujindexiwang,haobuyouyudizuolejueding:mingtianshizhouyi,wobixuyaochuqibuyi。zheiyangkanlai,zhinengshibaitiantaoxueguolaile。zhiyushenmehouguo,zainenggoujiandaolinyidexiwangmianqian,wozaojiupaozhunaohoule。
wocongcongdalegechehuijianalexiedongxi,ranhouzaifumulengbingbingdeyanshenzhong,likailejia,huidaolexuexiaosushe,lianwanzixidoumeiqu,jiuwozailesushe,youzhanzhuanfancedaobanyecaijiangjiangshuiguoqu……
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