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《qidepaishouji，jingpaichugeshenxian：pinniguansanjiewifi，gongzifanbei》zheibuduanpianyanqingleixingdexiaoshuohenxiyinren，shiyouzuozhedandanshuimohuaxiede！zhujiaoweilixiaobaibaijinxingxiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:erbianturanxiangqizhenxisuidexianle，xiangmiaohuilidebianzhonghunzhezhudi，haimeidengtawuerduo，jinmangbodiyixiasanle。yuanbenqianzaipingmulidetaibaijinxing，jingwanwanzhengzheng……

精彩章节

xiezaiyueduzhiqian：bengushichunshuxugou，tianmaxingkongdehusiluanxiang，zhihouyidunluanxie，ruyouluojibufuzhichu，

qingwudangzhen。—————————————————————lixiaobaiganjuezijikuaichengjiqirenle。

lingchensandian，tadingzhediannaopingmushangdechanpinyuanxingtu，yanjinggansedenengmochuhuoxingzi。

shoujituran“dingdong”xiangleyisheng，danchugemeijianguodeapptuisong。tubiaoshijinyuanbaoguozhexiangyun，

mingzitudediaozha。jiaotiantingtong。“gaoshenmea？laobanyouhuanzhexinhuayanglaijuanla？”lixiaobairoulerouyanjing，

yiweishihrxingaodezhichangfubaodakaruanjian，suishoudianlequxiao，jieguoshoujipingmuzhijieheile。“bushiba？

yousiji？zheiposhoujicaimailebannianbudaoa！”taqidetaishou“pa”diyisheng，bashoujigaizaizhuomianshang，

buxiangganghuamobianyuanjingranshunjianliekai，daodaoliehenmanyan。

erhaimeidenglixiaobaixintengzheiganghua10kuaiqiantiedeshoujimo，shoujituran“weng”dizhenleyixia，

pingmulimengdizhakaituanjincancandeguang。bushiputongdeliangping，neiguangjingxiangronghuadejinboside，

shunzhepingmubiankuangwangwaiyi。xiayimiao，liangguanglimanmanzuanchugedongxilai。xianshibanjieyangzhiyuruyitanchulai，

ruyitoudechanzhilianwenhaizailiuzhuanjinguang，dingduandeneikeyemingzhushanzherouliangdeguang。

jiezheshiyizhixiuzheyunwendexuezijian，jingzhijiecongpingmulicailechulai，luozaizhuomianshangshimeifachubandianshengxiang，

zhizhanledianjinmangdesuixie。zaiwangshangkan，yigebaihuzilaotoudeshenyingyuelaiyueqingxi。

yunjinzhangpaodeyibaizaiguanglipiaodelieliezuoxiang，lingkoudexingchenwensuizhedongzuoshanzhexisuiyinhui。

xuebaidezhanghuzichuidaoxiongkou，meigenhuxujiandouzhanzhexingzisideweiguang。

ersuizheshenyingyuelaiyueningshi……“woqu~zheishi……taibaijinxing？”yanqiandeshenying，

huotuotuojiushidianshijulidetaibaijinxing。zhishiciketabangeshenzihaiqianzaishoujipingmuli，

xiangbeikazhudewanouside，shoumangjiaoluandiwangwaizhenglezheng，lianyuruyidouchadiandiaozaizhuoshang。

lixiaobaikandeyanjingfazhi，gangxiangchezhesangzihan“sheijiadecoserchuangjinlaile！”danzhuannianyixiang，

youganjuebudui：“woqu~shoujilizuanchugerenlaile，youguia！”yixianghaizaijixu，

jiujiantaibaijinxingtaishouhuilehuiyuruyi，pingmulidejinmangshuadibaozhang，shunjianguozhutazhenggeshenying！

erbianturanxiangqizhenxisuidexianle，xiangmiaohuilidebianzhonghunzhezhudi，haimeidengtawuerduo，

jinmangbodiyixiasanle。yuanbenqianzaipingmulidetaibaijinxing，jingwanwanzhengzhengdizhanzailetamianqian。

tajiaoxiahaipiaozhecengdanqingsedexiangyun，ganghaogoubaxiedituolidimianbancun，huoxiangcaizhekuaiyinxingdeqidian。

tashenshangdeyunjinzhangpaohaizhanzhedianmeisandejinfen，yidongjiuwangxiadiao，luozaidishangjinghuachenglexiaoduoxiaoduodexiangyun，

geleyixiaohuiercaixiaoshi。taibaijinxingzhanwenhou，xianditoupailepaizhangpaoshangbucunzaidehuichen，

youniezhehuzimiyandalianglixiaobai。jinjiezhe，talenglesanmiaocaimengdipailexiaetou，

ganjinguiguijujujulegejiushidudegong。“aiya！laoxiuguangguzhewangwaizuan，daowanglelishu！

”“qingwenshilixiaobaixianshengma？”“fengyudizhiyi，laoxiuyitiantingshouxijiedaiguandeshenfen，

telaiyaoqingnindanrentiantingshuzihuazhuanxingtepinguwen！”lixiaobaihaichuyumengbizhuangtai，tadingzhelaotou，

haoyihuiercaifanyingguolai：“ni……ni……ni……？”taibaijinxingdaoshibuzaiyilixiaobaifanying，

tanaqiyipangdeshouji，yuruyiwangpingmushangyidian，shoujilitiaochugeappjiemian，

biaotilanxiezhe“tiantingtong（neiceban）”。xiamianhaiyouyixingxiaozi：“jingrenlianshibieyanzheng，

lixiaobaixianshengfuhetepinguwenzizhi，renqiqiri。”“bushiegao，yebushizuomeng，shizhendee。

”taibaijinxingtanlekouqi，yuruyituranliangle。“zuijintiantingdeshuzihuajianshefangmianchuxianleyidianxiaowenti，

womenneibushizaishijiejuebule。”“ninkan，zheishinantianmendeshishihuamian，moliqingzhengzaizhigang，

tajintianhaitucaorenlianshibiexitongzongshibiecuoshenxianni。”lixiaobaicouguoquyikan，

pingmulihaizhenyougechuankuijiadezhuanghan，nazhegesaomiaoqiang，duizheyizhiluguodexianhesaolebantian。

yibiansaoyibianzuilidunang：“zahuishini？zheihezashibiechengkongquele？xitongyouchoufengle？

”“wo……woshibushijiabanjiachuhuanjuele？”lixiaobaiqialezijidatuiyiba，tengdeziyaliezui。

taibaijinxingbayuruyidijita：“zheishikuajiechuansongqi。”“ninyaoshitongyi，zanmenxianzaijiunengqutiantingruzhi。

daoshihouninjiuzhidaoshibushihuanjuele。”“yaoshibutongyi……”tadunledun。“yudishuole，yaoshininbuqu，

tajiuqinzilaifanjianzhaonin，shunbiankankanninlaobanweishazongrangyuangongjiaban，shuoshiyaotitianxingdao。

”lixiaobaidalegehanzhan。talaobanyaoshibeiyudizhaoshangmen，ranhoubeiyudijititianxingdaole。neizaijingjixiaxing，

jiuyehuanjingrucieliedejieduan，tashangnazaizhaoyifenchaojiuwanjiu，danmeizhoushuangxiudegongzuoquya！“woqu！

woquhaibuxingma？”lixiaobaiganjindaying。“buguowoxianshuohao，wojiudongdianchanpinjinglidehuoer，

shenxiandeshierwokebudong，biedaoshihougaozale，baworengliandanlulilianlejiucheng。

”taibaijinxinglele：“fangxin，laojundeliandanluxianzaiquemeitan，lianbuleren。zanmenzou！

”yuruyituranfachuyizhenjinguang。lixiaobaizhijuedeyanqianyiliang，zaizhengyan，yijingzhanzaiyigejudadechengmenqian。

chengmenshangyoubian：nantianmen。menkoudemoliqingzhengnazhesaomiaoqiangduizheta，

saomiaoqiang“di”leyisheng：“shibiechenggong：lixiaobai，fanjianchanpinjingli，tiantingtepinguwen（linshi）。

quanxiandengji：bji。”“huanyinglaidaotianting！”moliqingshouqisaomiaoqiang，dijitayigegongpai，

shangmianhaitielegexiaotiezhi，xiezhe“wenxintishi：jinzhichupengyudidepingban！”lixiaobaijieguogongpai，

gangxiangshuohua，jiukandaopangbianyougejingzi，bitajiadechuanyijinghaida，shangmianxiezhezhaoyaojing（shengjiban）。

taibaijinxingtuiletayiba：“qusaosao，kankanniqianshishisha，shunbianshengchenggebaogao，ruzhishiyaoyong。

”lixiaobaizhandaojingziqian。jingzituranliangle，danchuyixingzi。“xingming：lixiaobai。

qianshi：tangchaozhanganjiekaochuantanzhu。shanzhang：kaoyangrou、kaojichi、diaojiangliao。

qianshichengjiu：cengweishixianlibaikaochuan，huozan‘cichuanzhiyingtianshangyou，fanjiannandejihuichang’。

jinshizhiye：hulianwangchanpinjingli。jineng：huayuanxing、xiexuqiuwendang、beiguo、aoye。

”“woqianshishimaikaochuande？”lixiaobaimengle：“nanguaiwozongjuedezijikaochuantebiehaochi，

yuanlaishizuchuanshouyi？”“ei？dengdeng，budui，butaidui，wodeqianshizenmehuishizaitangchao，songyuanmingqing，

haiyouminguoni？”taibaijinxingcouguolaikanlekanbaogao：“bucuobucuo，qianshihaigenmingrendaguojiaodao，

yihouzaitiantingshuobudinghainenggenlibailaolao。zou，dainiqujianyudi，tahaidengzhetingnihuibaoni。”tongshi，

tayeshundaijieshileyiju：“xianzaidifuyewufanmang，yewuchulixiaolvbijiaodi，

toutaizhuanshidoushixuyaopaiduilinghaode，suoyibushishuonigangsi，quledifu，mashangjiunengtoutaizhuanshi。

dedeng……”“kezheiyanchiyetaigaoledianba，chaleshangqiannianni。”“zheiqiyedalema？

gongzuoliuchengjiushaoweifanzaleyixie，zhengchang，zhengchang。”zhihou，liangrenwanglingxiaodianzou。lushanglixiaobaifaxian，

tiantinggentaxiangdewanquanbuyiyang。lubianyoushenxiannazheshoujishuashipin，

youdezaitaolun“zheizhoudegongdefengoubugouhuanxiandan”，haiyoudezaitucao“leibushangzhoudekpimeiwancheng，

lianleidajiadoumeijiangjinna”。zheiranglixiaobaixiangdaoleganggangtaibaijinxingsuojiangde，gongzuoliuchengfanzademoudifu。

“zhei……zheitiantingzagenwomengongsiside？”lixiaobaixiaoshengwen。taibaijinxingtanlekouqi。“bietile，

xianzaitiantingmianlinxinyangliuliangxiahua，nianqingrendouburenshishenxianle。”“ranhousengduozhoushao，zuzhiyongzhong，

jiegoufuza，guanxihunluan……”“duici，yudijidetoufadoubaile，caixianggaoshuzihuazhuanxing。

”“wozheishouxijiedaiguan，tiantianbeiyudicuizhezhaoguwen，toufadoukuaidiaoguangle。”tamolemozijidebaihuzi。

“haihaozhaodaonile，nikedebangwomenhaohaoxiangxiangbanfa。”daolelingxiaodian。lixiaobaitaitouyikan，

yudizuozailongyishang，shoulinazhegepingban，qiaozishiliujinde，haitielemanzuan，yikanjiuhengui。

pangbiandeqianliyannazhegejiguangbi，zhengzaijiyudijiangppt，

pptshangxiezhe“tiantingxinyangliuliangfenxibaogao（2024ban）”。“yudi，zheijiushilixiaobaixiansheng。

”dengqianliyanjiangwanppt，taibaijinxingjugonghuibao。yudifangxiapingban，dalianglelixiaobaibantian。

“niwaerjiushicongfanjianlaidechanpinjingli？”“tingshuonimenhenhuigaoliuliangli？

zagetiantingzuijindexianghuoliuliangjiugenneilouqideqiankunquanyiyang，xixilalademoderenqi？

”“niganjinjilaozizhigezhao，batiantingdeliulianggaoshangqulei！”lixiaobaiganjindiantou：“yudifangxin，

wokendingjinli。”“buguowodexianlejieyixiatiantingdeqingkuang，birunimenyounaxiebumen，zhuyaofuzesha，

xianzaiyudaodejutiwentishisha……”“meidewenti！”yudipailexiashou。“taibai，

zheiqitiannijiudangtadedaoyou！daitahaohaoguangguangtianting，gegebumendoudaitachouchou。”“tayaoshinenggaodingwenti，

laozijiutepitadangzhongshenguwen，wanghousuishidoukeyilaitiantingshua！”lixiaobaizhengyaogongshou，

yingxiashilaidetongshishuoyiduiguanmiantanghuangdehua。taibaijinxingyanjishoukuai，ganjinlazhelixiaobaijiuwangwaizou：“zou，

woxiandainiqukankanjintiandechenhui，rangniganshouyixiatiantingdezhichangfenwei。”chenhuizaitongmingdiankai。

limianjimanleshenxian。lixiaobaigangzhaolegeweizhizuoxia，jiutingdaoyourenchaojia。

leibudeleigongheyubudelongwangzhengchaodemianhongerchi。“zuotiannixiayuweishaburangwodalei？”leigongsangmenchaoda。

“meiyoulei，fanjianderenhaiyiweishirengongjiangyu，doubusuanwomenleibudeyeji！kpidoukuaiwanbuchengle！

”longwangyebushiruo：“zuotianfanjianyougaokao，daleiyingxiangkaosheng，fanjianjiaoyujudoutousudaotiantingle！

”“yudishuole，yaoyiminweiben，nidongbudong？”“wobuguan！meiyoulei，wodekpizawancheng？

”“nikpiwanbuchenggenwoyoushaguanxi？wohaimeishuonishangcidaleitaixiang，bafanjiandejidouhefeileni！

”chenhuizhudaorenpailepaizhuozi：“biechaole！qianliyan，nixianhuibaoshangzhoudetianqishuju。”qianliyanzhanqilai，

dakaippt，diyiyejiuxiezhe“ciyezhongdian，huaqilaiyaokao”lixiaobaichadianxiaochusheng。

“shangzhoujiangyuwancheng90%，daleiwancheng70%，guafengwancheng100%，zongtipingfen85fen，

bishangzhouxiajiang5fen。”“zhuyaoyuanyinshileibuweiwanchengdaleizhibiao，yubujiedao3qifanjiantousu。

”qianliyantuiletuiyanjing。“jianyileibuheyubuxiacitiqiangoutong，zhidinghelidetianqijihua，

bimianyingxiangfanjianhekpi。”leigonghaixiangfanbo，chenhuizhudaorenbailebaishou：“jiuanqianliyanshuodeban，

xiacizaichaojia，jiukounimendegongdefen！sanhui！”sanhuihou，taibaijinxingdailixiaobaiquyaochichiwufan。

yaochilidecanzhuodoushizhinengde。lixiaobaigangzuoxia，zhuozijiudileyisheng：“jiancedaoyonghulixiaobai，

qianshiweikaochuantanzhu，jinshipianhaojiachangcai，yiweininzhunbeimifan、hongshaorou、chaoqingcai。

”“zheizhuozihaitingzhineng。”lixiaobainaqikuaizi，gangxiangjiacai，jiukandaosunwukongzuozaipangbian，

zhuozishangquanshitaozi。youtao、shuimitao、huangtao，haiyoutameijianguodeqicaitao。sunwukongnaqiyigetaozi，

yaoleyikou。ranhouzhouzhemeitou：“ai？jintianzheitaozizameiyouzuotiandetian？tudigongshibushiyoutougongjianliaole？

”taibaijinxingxiaozheshuo：“dasheng，zheishipantaoyuanzuixinzhaidetaozi，kenengshihaimeiwanquanchengshu。

”“meichengshujiuzhaixialai？”sunwukongbataozirengzaipanzili。“buxing，wodequpantaoyuankankan，

bierangtudigongbahaotaozidouzangqilaile。”lixiaobaixiangchangchangxianniang，gangnaqijiubei，pangbiandetianbingjiupaoguolai。

“xiansheng，qingdengyixia！”“fanrenyinjiuxuyaoshenqing，wobangninbaobeiyixia。”guoleliangfenzhong，tianbinghuilai，

shoulinazhegexiaopaizi。“pile，ninnengheyibei，danshibiehezuile。”“shangciyougefanjiandeshushenglaitianting，

hezuilebaozheyudidelongyiku，shuoxiangmama，yudixianzaihaijizheni。”lixiaobaiganjinminleyikou，

xianniangrukougantian，yidiandoubula。jiushihoujingyoudianda。taganghewan，jiujuedetouyunhuhude，

taibaijinxingganjinfuzheta：“biehelebiehele，zaihenigaibaozhezhuzikule。”“zou，

xiawudainiquyinyuanjukankan，tamenzuijinyudao**fanle。”yinyuanjuliluanzaozaode，yuelaozuozaidiannaoqian，

toufadoukuaijiuguangle。diannaopingmushangquanshihongxian，youdechanzaiyiqi，youdeduanle，haiyoudecuoliandaoleyiqi。

“yuelao，zahuishia？”taibaijinxingwen。yuelaotanlekouqi：“bietile，fuwuqizuotiankaishijiuchuwenti，

hongxianluanlian。”“nikan，zhubajiehechangedehongxianliandaoyiqile，zhubajiexianzaitiantianjichangesonghua，

changedoukuaifansile”“haiyouniulanghezhinv，tamendehongxianduanle，niulangxianzaitiantianzaitianhebianshangku，

shuojianbudaozhinvle。”lixiaobaicouguoquyikan，diannaoxitonghaishiwindowsxpde，

pingmushanghaidanchuge“xitongjijiangguoqi，qingshengji”detishi。“yuelao，ninzheixitongyetailaole，gaishengjile。

”lixiaobaishuo：“wojininzhenggexinggepipeisuanfa，genjushenxiandexingge、aihao、xuqiulailianhongxian，

bininzheishoudonglianhongxiankaopuduole，haiburongyichucuo。”yuelaozhalezhayan：“suanfa？shishafashu？

xuyaonianzhouyubu？”“wozhihuibianhongxian，buhuifashua。”“buyongfashu，jiushiyongdiannaoxiejixingdaima。

”lixiaobainaqishubiao：“ninkan，woxianjininzuogeyonghudiaoyan，wenwenshenxianmenxihuanshayangdeduixiang，

ranhougenjudiaoyanjieguozuopipei，baozhengbininzheiluanlianqiang。”zhengshuozhe，zhubajietuimenjinlaile。

tashoulinazheyishuhua，meizizidishuo：“yuelao，wogenchangedehongxianshibushizhendea？

”“tajintianjiwohuixiaoxile，shuorangwobiezaisonghuale，shibushihaixiule？”lixiaobaichadianxiaochusheng。

taibaijinxingganjindayuanchang：“bajie，nixianhuiqu，yuelaozhengzaidiaoshixitong，dengxitonghaole，

jiuzhidaonigenchangedehongxianshibushizhendele。”zhubajiezouhou，yuelaoganjinshuo：“xiaobaiguwen，

nikuaibangwonongnongxitong，zaizheimexiaqu，tiantingdeyinyuandouyaoluantaole！”“meiwenti。

”lixiaobaidakaijishiben，kaishixiexuqiuwendang。“buguonindepeihewo，bangwoshoujishenxianmendexinxi，

birutamendenianling、aihao、lixiangxingshade。”yuelaolianliandiantou：“meiwentimeiwenti，

wozheijiuqutongzhigeweishenxian，rangtamentianwenjuan。”congyinyuanjuchulai，taibaijinxingshuo：“zou，

zaidainiqucaishenshanghuikankan。”“zhaogongmingzuijinzaigaozhibodaihuo，shuoshixiangtigaoxianghuoqiandeshouru，

jieguoyudaolexinwenti。”caishenshanghuilirenaofeifan，zhaogongmingchuanzhehongyifu，shoulinazhefuchendangmaikefeng，

zhanzaijingtouqian，shenhouzhanzhewulucaishen。“jiarenmen！huanyinglaidaocaishenzhibojian！”zhaogongmingdesangmenchaoda。

“jintianjidajiadailaideshixianjie**xianghuoqianyinpiao，100liangyizhang，maisansongyi，

hainengduihuanlaojundexiandantiyanzhuang！”“shuliangyouxian，xiandaoxiande！”pinglunqulitingrenao，

yourenwen“yinpiaonengduihuanfanjiandeqianma？”，yourenwen“xiandantiyanzhuangshishaweide？”，

haiyourenwen“nengsaomazhifuma？womeidaiyinpiao。”zhaogongmingkandao“saomazhifu”sigezi，mengle：“shama？

matidemama？womenxianjiezhiyouxiangyunma，saomazhifushishayisi？”pangbiandezhaocaitongzixiaoshengshuo：“laoban，

fanjianxianzaidouyongweixin、zhifubaosaomazhifu，meirenyongyinpiaole。”“zanmenyaoshibujieruyidongzhifu，

meirenmaizanmendeyinpiaole。”zhaogongmingzhoulezhoumei：“yidongzhifu？zanonga？womenmeizheijishua。

”“wolaibangninnong。”lixiaobaizouguoqu：“wojininzhenggezhifujiekou，jieruweixinhezhifubao，

rangfanjianderennengsaomamaiyinpiao，hainenggaogezhibojianyouhuiquan，biruman100jian20，tigaozhuanhualv。

”“zhuanhualv？shinengranggengduorenjiwosongxianghuoqianbu？”zhaogongmingyanjingyiliang。“yaoshineng，niganjinnong！

”“wozheiyuedexianghuoqianshouruhaimeiwanchengkpini，yudidoukuaiyaomasiwole。”lixiaobainachushouji，

kaishilianxifanjiandezhifupingtai。taibaijinxingzaipangbiangantan：“haishinimenfanjiandejishulihai，

womentiantingdougenbushangle。”mangdaobangwan，lixiaobaicaibazhifujiekoudeshiergaoding。

zhaogongmingfeiyaoliutamenchiwanfan，lixiaobaiwanjule。taxianzaizhixiangzhaogedifangxiuxi，bijingzaitiantingdaileyitian，

paolehaojigedifang，tajuedehaishimanleirende。taibaijinxingdaitaquletiantingdeyuangongsushe。

susheshigexiaoyuanzi，limianyouchuang，youzhuozi，haiyougexiaoyangtai，nengkandaotianshangdexingxing。“nixianxiuxi，

mingtiandainiquwenbuhedoulvgongkankan。”taibaijinxingshuo。“duile，zheigejini。”tadiguolaiyigeyuruyi。

“zheishikuajietongxunqi，niyaoshiyoushier，jiuduizhetahanwodemingzi，wojiunengtingdao。

”lixiaobaijieguoyuruyi，dianlediantou：“xiexietaibaijinxing。”taibaijinxingzouhou。lixiaobaitangzaichuangshang，

kanzhechuangwaidexingxing，juedegenzuomengyiyang。tanaqishouji，faxiannenglianshangtiantingdewifi，

mimashi“tianting123456”，haitingjiandande。tadakaiweixin，jilaobanfaletiaoxiaoxi：“laoban，

wozuijinyoudianshi，xiangqingjiaqitian。”meiguoyihuier，laobanhuifule：“qingjia？nishoulidexiangmuhaimeizuowan，

qingjialesheizuo？buzhunjia！”lixiaobaitanlekouqi，bashoujirengdaoyibian。taxianzaiyoudianqingxingzijilailetianting，

zhishaobuyongmianduilaobandeduominglianhuancallle。diertianzaoshang，lixiaobaibeiyizhenqiaomenshengchaoxing。

tadakaimen，faxianshitaibaijinxing，shoulinazhebaozi。“xiaobai，kuaichangchang，zheishiyushanfangxinzuodebaozi，